Madame Rose Crimsynn wrote...
Tamyn wrote...
LOLZkeesaw wrote...
I'm a bit more concerned on why they decided to get naked right in the doorway.
Hawke probably kicked Mom out of the house for the night. Fenris is probably looking at the bed.
I fail at life:
Hawke: Mum, do you have anywhere you need to be tonight?
Mama Hawke: Yes... Why do you ask dear?
Hawke: Nothing just... (Blush)
Mama Hawke: What are you up to?
Hawke: Mum... you really don't want to know...
**LATER THAT EVENING**
(Mama Hawke is unlocking door to house, holding a bag of stuff and not really paying attention. There is a shriek of surprise from inside. Mama Hawke drops the keys and bends over to pick them up, failing to notice a particular lyrium-branded elf just dove out a window wearing about half his clothes)
Mama Hawke: Oh, my aching knees. (She unlocks door, and sets what she has on a nearby table, before turning to the sitting room and seeing Hawke, with her hair a mess and her clothes appearing to be hastily put on abruptly shutting a window.)
Hawke: Oh, hi mum! Didn't expect you back so early!
Mama Hawke: What's going on? You look... rushed. And you're beat red.
Hawke: Mum, remember when I said, "You don't want to know" earlier today... Umm... yeah. You still don't want to know.
Mama Hawke: What do you mean--? (Remembers the shriek from inside) Oh! It's OK sweetie. Just tell me where the spider is and I'll get rid of it for you!
Hawke: (Under breath) Thank you, Maker.
Mama Hawke: "picks up a red ball" Were you playing catch with the Mabari?
Hawke: Yes! Yes I was!
Mama Hawke: *Picks up a whip she finds under the carpet* How many times did I tell you not to practice fighting in the house?!<_<
Hawke: Ummm... I didn't want to... but Fenris insisted.
Mama Hawke: You and that elf are never up to any good! Whether it's teasing Carver...
Isabella: *through window* or shagging each other on the kitchen table!!
Hawke:
Modifié par stephen1493, 22 février 2011 - 04:37 .