Okay. I went to a Japanese restuarant early tonight with the Taekwondo club for a social dinner, and I came up with this little piece. It's for the prompt: Cheese.
It had been a tiring day and everyone was glad to see it end. And, as was soon becoming tradition within the group, they had all met up at The Hanged Man tavern for a few drinks and a meal. Apparently business was good, and as regular customers, they were treated to a range of meals, almost to the point of a buffet.
Anders, Varric and Isabela were instantly thrilled, and started loading their plates with anything they could. Avaline and Bethany had been shocked, but hadn’t complained once they picked out their meal. Merrill had voiced her excitement at being able to try so many different foods and had taken a little bit of everything. And Fenris…
Fenris looked like he hadn’t seen so much food in his entire life, which, Leanne had to admit, might be true. She certainly hadn’t seen so much food available for her before. Though, as she observed him, she realised he looked slightly overwhelmed, like he had no idea where to start.
As she gazed over the food, her eyes caught sight of a particular bowl. She narrowed her eyes suspiciously at it. She picked up the bowl and observed the contents. It contained small, creamy coloured squares with flecks of orange-yellow in it. They smelt of apricots and salt, and when she picked one up it felt slightly squishy.
“Maker preserve me,” she muttered under her breath before putting the square into her mouth.
Everyone stopped everything instantly upon hearing Hawke choke and gag. They watched in concern as she doubled over, spitting something out and reaching for her goblet. They passed worried looks to one another as she drained her drink, until she put it down and laughed.
“Oh… oh dear Maker,” she gasped. “Of all the things to survive, it had to be that. I guess there are worse things than the Blight.”
“What’s wrong Sister?” Bethany asked worriedly. “What is it?”
“Do you remember Farmer Hans, Beth, from Lothering?” Hawke asked curiously.
“I remember he used to make the worst…” Beth trailed off, glancing at the bowl in front of her sister. “Oh.”
“Made the worst what?” Avaline inquired.
“Farmer Hans. Nobody could deny that he had probably the best yield in Lothering, in whatever he farmed,” Hawke explained. “But, the man had the worst cheese recipes in all of Thedas.”
“Ah, come on Champ,” Varric chuckled. “That’s an exaggeration even for me.”
“I can tell you, hun, I have had some of the worst foods in Thedas, and some of the best,” Isabela stated. “That can’t be any worse than some of the stuff I’ve had.”
Hawke looked at Isabela with a raised eyebrow. The pirate just oozed confidence in her statement, and Leanne smiled wickedly. She held out the bowl of cheese to the woman, who looked at it before returning her gaze to Hawke.
“Isabela, I’m willing give five sovereigns to anyone who can eat this, swallow it and keep it down,” she challenged.
Isabela’s eyes lit up in excitement, eager for the challenge. She smirked and took out a particularly large chunk. She probably thought it was the easiest five sovereigns she would ever earn.
Apparently so did Varric, for he stuck his hand into the bowl and took a piece out as well. And, as if spurred on by Varric and Isabela, Anders brazenly took a piece as well. Then, Merrill shyly reached out and, after a little digging, took out a smaller piece.
“You don’t have to Merrill,” Hawke noted, worried for the Dalish keeper who had almost become a second little sister to her. “Trust me, the cheese is foul.”
“I know I don’t have to,” Merrill assured her. “But I want to try it.”
“Good to see it, Daisy,” Varric chimed, a smile plastered on his face in anticipation. “Hey, Elf, you trying some?”
Hawke watched Fenris glared at Varric for a moment, before letting his words goad him into reaching for the bowl. She shook her head at him, gesturing for him not to, but he shrugged his shoulders and took a piece anyway.
“Now, if I’m counting correctly,” Isabela noted. “You’re going to owe us twenty-five sovereigns after this Hawke.”
“No I won’t,” Hawke whispered, horrified that so many of her companions were willing subjecting themselves to her challenge.
“Ready?” Isabela quickly asked around, receiving a load of nods. “Three… two… one.”
They all stuffed the cheese into their mouths simultaneously. Seconds later, Merrill squeaked and spat her mouthful out, reaching for her drink as quickly as possible. Anders lasted a few more seconds, before rapidly spitting his cheese into a cloth.
“Mnm!”Varric mumbled in digust, his face taut.
The dwarf shook as he fought not to spit out the cheese. And, in an effort to ease the taste, he reached for his mug and took a swig of his drink. He shuddered and cringed as his efforts had the opposite effect, and spat out the concoction, sighing in relief once he had.
Isabela actually had tears running down her face as she struggled to force herself to swallow. She hit her fist on the table, tapping three times. And, on the final tap, she managed to swallow her piece and she gasped at the achievement. She proudly turned back to Hawke.
“Done… easy, really,” she bragged, shaking slightly.
“Are you going to be sick?” Hawke inquired.
“Definitely,” Isabela admitted in a shaky laugh, leaving the table.
As the pirate rushed off, Hawke realised that Fenris hadn’t moved since he had eaten his. She turned to him in interest.
Fenris was chewing it, slowly and stopping every few seconds and shuddering in revulsion, but he was chewing it. As time went on, he stopped less and finally, he swallowed his piece of cheese. He breathed in deeply through his mouth and exhaled calmly. Then he reached for his own drink and drained the cup. When he was done, he looked at Hawke, who was staring at him dumbfounded.
“I believe you’re right, Hawke,” he stated, his voice shaking her into coherent thought. “That probably is the worst cheese recipe in all of Thedas. Thank you for the warning.”
“Do you want the five sovereigns now?” she asked awestruck. “Cause... Maker’s breath, you’ve earned them, hands down.”
“That won’t be necessary,” he assured her, smirking at her. “Your expression is reward enough.”
Nothing like that happened during the dinner, I'm afraid, and I don't know of any cheese that foul. So... yeah.
And, if anyone is interested (though I really doubt it), my fortune cookie said "Life is partly what we make it, partly what it is made by the friends whom we choose".