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[Batorific]

Dr. Doctor wrote...

Batorific wrote...

Bekkael wrote...h the lyrium by his master? Please forgive me if this has already been asked multiple times already.

How? probably the same way enchantments are put into weapons. 

Magister: Quickly Sandal! The lyrium!

Sandal: Enchantment?

Magister: Yes my boy Enchantment!

Sandal: Enchantment!

Magister: It's alive! My elf is alive! And he does +30% Fire damage per second!

Now i have incredibly disturbing and slightly erotic images of Sandal and Fenris together. Thanks.

[tankgirly]

Bekkael wrote...

Hello folks. I hope this is where all the elfin goodness is discussed. I tried reading some of this thread from the beginning but  was so overwhelmed by the number of posts I wanted to stab out my eyeballs with a fork eventually had to give up and hit most recent.

I have really enjoyed reading some of the fan fiction snippets. For those of you with FFN accounts, if you post a link to any Fenris stories you would like reviews on, I would be happy to oblige. 

Since I can't read through the entire thread, may I ask if anything is known as to how or why Fenris was branded with the lyrium by his master? Please forgive me if this has already been asked multiple times already.

Imo it's very similar to what people do to their slave before the American Civil War, people branded them with hot irons, like cattles. The bunus of Lyrium was he lost his memory so he had no where to run to should he decided to run away and succeed.

[Aristorum]

aimo_ahmed wrote...


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Here's the full page, in all its connected glory.

*goes back to watching Oscars preview*

It's nice to know that Fenris equates Hawke's worth to 4 soverigns.


Unless that's silver or copper.

Modifié par Aristorum, 28 février 2011 - 01:45 .

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Four copper is quite a low blow. Poor Hawke ;o;

[Aristorum]

yukidama wrote...

Four copper is quite a low blow. Poor Hawke ;o;

Fenris is a terrible tipper. :c

[WMRina]

aimo_ahmed wrote...


Click here to enlarge panels

3 of 3

Here's the full page, in all its connected glory.

*goes back to watching Oscars preview*

This. I cannot stop cackling like a witch laughing. <3  *goes back to watching basketball/lurking.* 

[Bekkael]

tankgirly wrote...

Imo it's very similar to what people do to their slave before the American Civil War, people branded them with hot irons, like cattles. The bunus of Lyrium was he lost his memory so he had no where to run to should he decided to run away and succeed.

So, he was possibly one of many slaves that had this done to him? Assuming previous ones were killed before the technique was perfected.

The memory loss is also very convenient for story purposes- he could be another lost prince/bastard son/insert plot twist here.

Modifié par Bekkael, 28 février 2011 - 02:13 .

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Aristorum wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Four copper is quite a low blow. Poor Hawke ;o;

Fenris is a terrible tipper. :c

After duly paying Hawke for his services distracting the thugs, Fenris didn't have much change left.

[Bekkael]

Aristorum wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Four copper is quite a low blow. Poor Hawke ;o;

Fenris is a terrible tipper. :c

Unless Fenris did most of the work.... :innocent:

[WMRina]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Aristorum wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Four copper is quite a low blow. Poor Hawke ;o;

Fenris is a terrible tipper. :c

After duly paying Hawke for his services distracting the thugs, Fenris didn't have much change left.

Yeah, maybe those were his last four coppers; he is on the run! 

[Sabishii123]

Bekkael wrote...

tankgirly wrote...

Imo it's very similar to what people do to their slave before the American Civil War, people branded them with hot irons, like cattles. The bunus of Lyrium was he lost his memory so he had no where to run to should he decided to run away and succeed.

So, he was possibly one of many slaves that had this done to him? Assuming previous ones were killed before the technique was perfected.

The memory loss is also very convenient for story purposes- he could be another lost prince/bastard son/insert other cool thing here.

Actually, I was quite worried about that...what if he already has a family and everything. What if he remembers he has a lost love waiting for him or something! DX That would be the worst "tragic loss" eeeeeever

Modifié par Sabishii123, 28 février 2011 - 01:53 .

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Aristorum wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Four copper is quite a low blow. Poor Hawke ;o;

Fenris is a terrible tipper. :c

Then again, how do you objectively quantify 15-20% of crazy, property-damaging sex in monetary terms?

Modifié par yukidama, 28 février 2011 - 01:56 .

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

yukidama wrote...

Then again, how do you objectively quantify the monetary value of 15-20% of crazy, property-damaging sex?

Wait, I got it. They're at an inn. Not only is Fenris leaving money to annoy Hawke, but he's leaving Hawke to deal with the innkeeper wondering what happened to the structural integrity of his place of business.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 28 février 2011 - 01:56 .

[WMRina]

Pseudocognition wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Then again, how do you objectively quantify the monetary value of 15-20% of crazy, property-damaging sex?

Wait, I got it. They're at an inn. Not only is Fenris leaving money to annoy Hawke, but he's leaving Hawke to deal with the innkeeper wondering what happened to the structural integrity of his place of business.

No wonder he looks so smug.  What a masterpiece!  

Modifié par WMRina, 28 février 2011 - 01:57 .

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It's a construction sidequest!

Find x planks of ancient plywood harvested from the guts of forest trolls (drop rate 1 for every 100 kills), glitchy headboard/bedframe building minigame activates once you collect the right amount. Fenris laughs madly in the background during the whole thing, the screen blurring with Hawke's rage the longer you take.

Modifié par yukidama, 28 février 2011 - 02:02 .

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

I guess we should be thankful there will probably never be a LI that takes cheap shots at the PC's dignity in such a manner. I can't help but think that might be fun though.

yukidama wrote...

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Fenris laughs madly in the background during the whole thing, the screen blurring with Hawke's rage the longer you take.

BEST. FETCHQUEST. EVER.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 28 février 2011 - 02:14 .

[Bekkael]

Sabishii123 wrote...

Bekkael wrote...

tankgirly wrote...

Imo it's very similar to what people do to their slave before the American Civil War, people branded them with hot irons, like cattles. The bunus of Lyrium was he lost his memory so he had no where to run to should he decided to run away and succeed.

So, he was possibly one of many slaves that had this done to him? Assuming previous ones were killed before the technique was perfected.

The memory loss is also very convenient for story purposes- he could be another lost prince/bastard son/insert other cool thing here.

Actually, I was quite worried about that...what if he already has a family and everything. What if he remembers he has a lost love waiting for him or something! DX That would be the worst "tragic loss" eeeeeever

It's a storytelling carte blanche. He could be an .....elven foot fetish stripper. Or not. 

[WMRina]

Pseudocognition wrote...

I guess we should be thankful there will probably never be a LI that takes cheap shots at the PC's dignity in such a manner >_>

yukidama wrote...

[snip]

Fenris laughs madly in the background during the whole thing, the screen blurring with Hawke's rage the longer you take.

BEST. FETCHQUEST. EVER.

Hawke: If you keep laughing you shiny bastard, I swear I'm going to shove these planks right up your - *gets mauled by troll*  ARRRRGH!

Fenris: :innocent:

[Tashash]

Afternoon all.

Nup, still love you Aimo/Pseudo/Upsettingshorts....um, did anyone else notice the feathers left on the bed?

Whoa - piccie of tied up Anders....dsghjk......*drool*

Love the ficcies! Zombie Geisha - WHAT HAPPENS??!!

[mellifera]

Tashash wrote...

Afternoon all.

Nup, still love you Aimo/Pseudo/Upsettingshorts....um, did anyone else notice the feathers left on the bed?

Whoa - piccie of tied up Anders....dsghjk......*drool*

Love the ficcies! Zombie Geisha - WHAT HAPPENS??!!

It's a pillow. Fenris "escapes" unscathed.

[Aristorum]

yukidama wrote...

Tashash wrote...

Afternoon all.

Nup, still love you Aimo/Pseudo/Upsettingshorts....um, did anyone else notice the feathers left on the bed?

Whoa - piccie of tied up Anders....dsghjk......*drool*

Love the ficcies! Zombie Geisha - WHAT HAPPENS??!!

It's a pillow. Fenris "escapes" unscathed.

What? That's not a pillow.

Clearly they ate a falcon during their escapades.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

yukidama wrote...

It's a pillow. Fenris "escapes" unscathed.

Out the window! Let's hope he doesn't get distracted by breasts while Hawke is chasing him in a rage :|

Aristorum wrote...

Clearly
they ate a falcon during their escapades.

With Templar sauce, a gift from Anders.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 28 février 2011 - 02:23 .

[mellifera]

Aristorum wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Tashash wrote...

Afternoon all.

Nup, still love you Aimo/Pseudo/Upsettingshorts....um, did anyone else notice the feathers left on the bed?

Whoa - piccie of tied up Anders....dsghjk......*drool*

Love the ficcies! Zombie Geisha - WHAT HAPPENS??!!

It's a pillow. Fenris "escapes" unscathed.

What? That's not a pillow.

Clearly they ate a falcon during their escapades.

Well, good thing there's no shapeshifting spec anymore, otherwise implications... unpleasant

[mellifera]

Pseudocognition wrote...

yukidama wrote...

It's a pillow. Fenris "escapes" unscathed.

Out the window! Let's hope he doesn't get distracted by breasts while Hawke is chasing him in a rage :|

He phased through the floor into some lady's bedroom downstairs, stared at her boobs and ran off.

[Tashash]

[quote]yukidama wrote...

[quote]Tashash wrote...

Afternoon all.

Nup, still love you Aimo/Pseudo/Upsettingshorts....um, did anyone else notice the feathers left on the bed?

Whoa - piccie of tied up Anders....dsghjk......*drool*

Love the ficcies! Zombie Geisha - WHAT HAPPENS??!!
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It's a pillow. Fenris "escapes" unscathed.
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You sure? *Gasp* maybe thats what happened to Fenris' knee feathers?

Modifié par Tashash, 28 février 2011 - 02:25 .