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[betd2]

Make up some lines you think party members would say to each other.

Kasumi: (Staring at jacob's butt) nice, very nice.
Jacob: What was that?
Kasumi: nothing, just saw something.
Jacob: What? something you wanted to steal?
Kasumi:  well, I wouldn't mind taking it, but I'd give it back, probably.

[AdmiralCheez]

Jacob: So the only way to get that IFF is to crawl inside a Reaper and hope we don't get ambushed?
Miranda: Heavy risk...
Shepard: ... but the priiiiize.
Jacob: Shut up!  Just shut up!  I hate you!

[betd2]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Jacob: So the only way to get that IFF is to crawl inside a Reaper and hope we don't get ambushed?
Miranda: Heavy risk...
Shepard: ... but the priiiiize.
Jacob: Shut up!  Just shut up!  I hate you!

LOL two tumbs up

[skcih-deraj]

Miranda: So Shepard are we going to tell Wiliams about that thing in engineering?

Shepard: I'd rather not die again. Why is this comming up.

Miranda: Sure you broke it off between us and things are working out fine for you two. (grimices in anger) But you have to tell her it's only right.

Shepard: We don't need to tell Ash any thing. (he says trying to get off the topic.)

(Ashley walks in)

Ashley: Tell me what?

[betd2]

skcih-deraj wrote...

Miranda: So Shepard are we going to tell Wiliams about that thing in engineering?
Shepard: I'd rather not die again. Why is this comming up.
Miranda: Sure you broke it off between us and things are working out fine for you two. (grimices in anger) But you have to tell her it's only right.
Shepard: We don't need to tell Ash any thing. (he says trying to get off the topic.)
(Ashley walks in)
Ashley: Tell me what?

Shepard: Miranda used to be a man.
Miranda: WHAT!?

[ISpeakTheTruth]

Tali: The Geth took my people's homeworld!!!

Legion: Get over it.

[Dark_Caduceus]

Shepard: You're black.

Jacob: I know.

[sporeian]

betd2 wrote...

skcih-deraj wrote...

Miranda: So Shepard are we going to tell Wiliams about that thing in engineering?
Shepard: I'd rather not die again. Why is this comming up.
Miranda: Sure you broke it off between us and things are working out fine for you two. (grimices in anger) But you have to tell her it's only right.
Shepard: We don't need to tell Ash any thing. (he says trying to get off the topic.)
(Ashley walks in)
Ashley: Tell me what?

Shepard: Miranda used to be a man.
Miranda: WHAT!?

Ashley: That would explain alot.
*Miranda slaps Ashley and begins to make out with Shepard*

[xares23x]

wrex-so who'd win in fight between you and Sheppard

grunt-I'm pure krogan but we would both end up dead

[Chuvvy]

Grunt - Shepard.

Shepard - Grunt.

Grunt - Shepard.

Shepard - Grunt.

Grunt - Shepard.

Shepard - Grunt.

Grunt - Shepard.

Shepard - Grunt.

Grunt - Shepard.

Shepard - Wre- Oh God... I miss Wrex!

[casedawgz]

Wrex: So, Zaeed, who do you think would win in a fight between you and Shepard?"



Zaeed: "Was that a serious goddamn question?"



Wrex: "Nah."



Shepard: "Hey!"



Zaeed: *satisfied chuckle*

[The Unfallen]

Wrex: So tell me, Thane, who would win in a fight between you and Shepard?

Thane: I certainly hope it does not come to that. There are other ways to solve problems than a fight. I don't think it will come to the point me and Shepard have to fight.

Zaeed: I'd kill you all with my bare hands if it came to that.

Wrex: Please, killing you would be as simple as wringing the neck of a runt varren with an attitude problem.

Zaeed: You want me to kick your ass?

Wrex: I want you to try.

Modifié par That Yellow Bastard, 17 décembre 2010 - 06:43 .

[betd2]

casedawgz wrote...

Wrex: So, Zaeed, who do you think would win in a fight between you and Shepard?"

Zaeed: "Was that a serious goddamn question?"

Wrex: "Nah."

Shepard: "Hey!"

Zaeed: *satisfied chuckle*

Wrex: We both know Shepard would kill you in seconds.

Zaeed:

Shepard:

[The Unfallen]

betd2 wrote...

casedawgz wrote...

Wrex: So, Zaeed, who do you think would win in a fight between you and Shepard?"

Zaeed: "Was that a serious goddamn question?"

Wrex: "Nah."

Shepard: "Hey!"

Zaeed: *satisfied chuckle*

Wrex: We both know Shepard would kill you in seconds.

Zaeed:

Shepard:

It would be a good fight, but in the end... Shepard > all. 

A really good fight would be Wrex vs. Zaeed.

[CROAT_56]

wow i like this keep them coming guys and gals

[The Unfallen]

CROAT_56 wrote...

wow i like this keep them coming guys and gals

...and geths.

[betd2]

God no. we'd be waiting Years for one of them to finish killing the other.

[casedawgz]

betd2 wrote...

God no. we'd be waiting Years for one of them to finish killing the other.

Wrex and Zaeed? The universe would explode. We'd all die, but their epic clash of badassery would take those damn Reapers down with us.

[caffinefiend23]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Jacob: So the only way to get that IFF is to crawl inside a Reaper and hope we don't get ambushed?
Miranda: Heavy risk...
Shepard: ... but the priiiiize.
Jacob: Shut up!  Just shut up!  I hate you!

LoL. That made my night.

Tali: Miranda, I've grown to appreciate you during our time serving together. I know you had a thing for Shepard, but I hope that even though him and I are together, we can remain friends.
Miranda: We did it on your work station.

[JRCHOharry]

sporeian wrote...

betd2 wrote...

skcih-deraj wrote...

Miranda: So Shepard are we going to tell Wiliams about that thing in engineering?
Shepard: I'd rather not die again. Why is this comming up.
Miranda: Sure you broke it off between us and things are working out fine for you two. (grimices in anger) But you have to tell her it's only right.
Shepard: We don't need to tell Ash any thing. (he says trying to get off the topic.)
(Ashley walks in)
Ashley: Tell me what?

Shepard: Miranda used to be a man.
Miranda: WHAT!?

Ashley: That would explain alot.
*Miranda slaps Ashley and begins to make out with Shepard Ashley*

Fixed. Oh i'm such a man.

[Asari]

Shepard: You've been strong through so much, now it's your time.. Come here! *About to kiss with Samara*



Samara: In another time, in another life.. Shepard, excuse me.



Shepard: .... **** OFF!!!

[Cra5y Pineapple]

Legion: Taylor-Jacob.

Jacob: What  is it Legion?

Legion: What is love?

Jacob: [seductively] I can show you Legion, I can show you first hand.

Shepard: I don't like where this is going...

---

Wrex: Shepard.

Shepard: Wrex.

Wrex: Grunt.

Grunt: Shepard.

Shepard: Grunt.

Grunt: Wrex.

Wrex: Shepard.

Shepard: Wrex.

Wrex: Grunt.

Grunt: Shepard.

Shepard: Grunt.

Grunt: Wrex.

EDI: Shepard, my scans show raising signs of insanity. Medical recommendation would be that you stop.

---

Garrus: Do you remember the good old times on the Mako?

Tali: *Slaps Garrus in the face*

Modifié par Cra5y Pineapple, 17 décembre 2010 - 10:50 .

[Dark_Caduceus]

[Edit: Duplicate post removed. - Pacifien]

Modifié par Pacifien, 17 janvier 2011 - 04:18 .

[cocla]

*In Zaeed's room aboard Normandy*



Zaeed: I went after a red sand smuggler this one time on a mining colony, but his guards had managed to take out all my men, so I had to retreat. Couldnt get any decent reinforcements locally, so I had to hire a bunch of Quarians as backup. I got the smuggler the second try, all the Quarians died though, damn shame. Almost made me feel bad for paying them so little... They’d jump into a plasma vent if you paid them a cred, damn space gypsies... *BANG*



Shepard: O_O



Zaeed: x_x



Tali: I have a shotgun.

[robtheguru]

Shepard: Thane I found a picture of your mother?
Thane: Really?
Shepard: Yeah take a look
*Passes Thane a photo of a trout*
Thane: FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Shepard: Problem?!