Udina: Anderson, we have to discuss this minn..What is Shepard and that Geth doing here?!
Shepard: No worries, Udina, we were just leaving.
Anderson: No, that's okay Shepard, Udina was just about to appologize for bursting in and then leave himself.
Udina: Fine, Councelor, my appologies for the intrusion. Good day. {Grumbles}
Legion: His subvocalized intentions would be quite difficult to attempt for any species with a one-way digestive system. The confined space alone would be quite debilitating.
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#352
Posté 13 janvier 2011 - 10:49
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OOO I know a Challenge a ca;ll between Councilor Anderson and The Illusive Man.
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Posté 14 janvier 2011 - 12:05
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Anderson vs. Udina: Who is Humanity's better bad-ass?
Anderson: I'd like to start off by pointing out that I'm a career special forces who's been in countless battles across the galaxy on the behalf of Humanity. My name brings hope to the Alliance and fear to our enemies. My opponent is a career civil servant.
Udina: And I'd like to point out that my involvement has ended countless disputes across the galaxy, without so much as a shot fired. My action alone has even stopped galactic incidents and entire wars, whereas my opponent has done his best to start more than one.
Anderson: I am a person of outstanding moral caliber who was willing to risk execution because I trust my subordinates completely, and refuse to compromise my morals even to the point of leaving the Alliance.
Udina: And I have the brains enough to not risk the galaxy on unsupported, unproven theories and conjecture! More importantly, I recognize that peace and politics are a dirty game, and I can play that game well enough without resorting to even the most well-intentioned violence.
Anderson: As a Councilor, I bring friendship and temperance to our relations with the other races, and exercise restraint in regards to the Batarian provocations.
Udina: As a Councilor, I manage our relations and alliance to Humanity's advantage with far fewer mistakes and concessions, and I stop the Batarian provocations such as the Orbital Mirror system.
Anderson: I've faced countless dangers, a psychotic Spectre, and a Reaper thrall.
Udina: I crossed Commander Shepard. And lived.
Anderson: I'd like to start off by pointing out that I'm a career special forces who's been in countless battles across the galaxy on the behalf of Humanity. My name brings hope to the Alliance and fear to our enemies. My opponent is a career civil servant.
Udina: And I'd like to point out that my involvement has ended countless disputes across the galaxy, without so much as a shot fired. My action alone has even stopped galactic incidents and entire wars, whereas my opponent has done his best to start more than one.
Anderson: I am a person of outstanding moral caliber who was willing to risk execution because I trust my subordinates completely, and refuse to compromise my morals even to the point of leaving the Alliance.
Udina: And I have the brains enough to not risk the galaxy on unsupported, unproven theories and conjecture! More importantly, I recognize that peace and politics are a dirty game, and I can play that game well enough without resorting to even the most well-intentioned violence.
Anderson: As a Councilor, I bring friendship and temperance to our relations with the other races, and exercise restraint in regards to the Batarian provocations.
Udina: As a Councilor, I manage our relations and alliance to Humanity's advantage with far fewer mistakes and concessions, and I stop the Batarian provocations such as the Orbital Mirror system.
Anderson: I've faced countless dangers, a psychotic Spectre, and a Reaper thrall.
Udina: I crossed Commander Shepard. And lived.
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Always up for a challenge.ADLegend21 wrote...
OOO I know a Challenge a ca;ll between Councilor Anderson and The Illusive Man.
TIM: Good evening Councillor Anderson. [puff]
CA: It's morning here. What do you want?
TIM: [puff] Is that anyway to greet an old friend. [puff]
CA: You need to get to the point, I have a lot on today.
TIM: I won't take much of your time. I need two things. Firstly when you meet with the council I need you to raise a motion to limit private capital into orbital defence research to 20%. State that it is dangerous, that planetary governments and the Alliance have so little control into weapons technology.
CA: Why? That goes against everything you stand for?
TIM: Unfortunately the motion is coming anyway, from the Batarians. [puff] With you raising the subject now, the Turians will oppose it. You will then gracefully concede and humanity will be able to continue along its current course.
CA: What was the second thing?
TIM: I need you to mobilise a full strength alliance squadron and escort the LE Rutherford to Haestrom.
CA: Haestrom? I can't do that. It's a Quarian system in Geth space. We will not be given clearance and even if we are you're sending us into a warzone.
TIM: I don't want clearance, this needs to be kept quiet. [puff] There is something very unusual happening to the star and humanity needs to know what. The Quarians know something but aren't talking. As for a warzone, that is why we have warships.[puff]
CA: I won't do this.
TIM: Don't forget what you owe me.
CA: I have repaid that debt many times over the years.
TIM: You haven't even covered the interest. We are on the same side here but if you are not going to work with me I will dissolve the alliance and replace it with something less diplomatic and more efficient.[puff]
CA: You're a maniac! How did I ever get caught up with you.
TIM: We all have things we regret but can't take back. I expect the squadron combat ready in 48 hours. Rendezvous at Arcturus. Illusive man out.
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Posté 14 janvier 2011 - 02:20
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Shiala: Shepard, I enjoyed seeing you in one of the few moments you were not doing... whatever it is you do.
Shepard: I enjoyed spending time with you, Shiala.
Shiala: I must confess, I am a bit taken aback that you would reicprocate any level of my interest. Besdies in how busy you are, I have seen the crew on your ship. You have a... variety of strong personalities, powerful individuals, and beauty that you could have your pick from. Even the Justicar watches when you walk past, Shepard! It humbles me that you are in the least interested in someone like myself, for whom the most unusual aspect of me is my skin tone.
Shepard: I think you put yourself down too much, Shiala. I find you very interesting and attractive, not only physically but as a person.
Shiala: How so, Shepard?
Shepard: As attractive as your Commando Leathers are, they wouldn't be anything without the person inside them. You aren't perfect, Shiala, and I know you'd be the first to admit it. You followed Matriarch Benezia, and you willingly joined Saren with the foreknowledge that you would do harm to my people, even before Sovereign's indoctrination affected you. Part of me still hasn't forgiven or forgotten that, and I may never do so.
Shiala: So then why?
Shepard: Because you try to make up for what you have done. Not everyone gets a chance, or does so when they do. You could have fled, or returned to Asari space, or done any number of things. But you stayed with the Feros colonists, despite their suspicions. You fought as best you could for them. And with your help, Feros is a functional human colony. I'm more of a Human nationalist than most, and even I appreciate what you've done for a people who aren't your own species.
Shiala: There are others like that, on the Normandy. Many of them, in fact.
Shepard: Indeed, but here's where you stand out as an exception to them all: you are sane. In fact, you are the most sensible, normal Asari I have ever met.
Shiala: I'm sorry?
Shepard: No, don't apologize, I love that about you! You aren't paranoid and hyper-defensive about any possible threat. You aren't so self-justifying to the point of committing atrocities. You don't nurse a grudge of your ancestors. You don't have a perfectionist complex, or a victim complex, or a guilt complex,, or a survivor's complex, or any sort of complex at all. You just go about your life, doing what you think is right, and keep trying even if you fail. I appreciate that.
Shiala: Thank you, Shepard. That is very kind of you to say.
Shepard: I'm not done yet. Most of all, you don't need me.
Shiala: And anyone else does?
Shepard: Too many do. You showed interest, yes, but there was never a question of if your life might revolve around me. You don't need me to make you happy and smile. You don't need me to function as a sentient, social being. You don't need me to make your fantasies come true. And when I die, and we both know I well can sooner rather than later, I can trust that you would let me go and move on without me. You would let me go, and most of all I think I appreciate that most.
Shiala: Has that been a problem, for you?
Shepard: More than I like to dwell on. I know the temptation and desire to have back what you once loss. I lost a good friend, and what could have been more, to an untimely end. But having been on both sides of eternity?
Shiala: Yes?
Shepard: Shiala, take it from me. The dead deserve to be left to rest.
Shepard: I enjoyed spending time with you, Shiala.
Shiala: I must confess, I am a bit taken aback that you would reicprocate any level of my interest. Besdies in how busy you are, I have seen the crew on your ship. You have a... variety of strong personalities, powerful individuals, and beauty that you could have your pick from. Even the Justicar watches when you walk past, Shepard! It humbles me that you are in the least interested in someone like myself, for whom the most unusual aspect of me is my skin tone.
Shepard: I think you put yourself down too much, Shiala. I find you very interesting and attractive, not only physically but as a person.
Shiala: How so, Shepard?
Shepard: As attractive as your Commando Leathers are, they wouldn't be anything without the person inside them. You aren't perfect, Shiala, and I know you'd be the first to admit it. You followed Matriarch Benezia, and you willingly joined Saren with the foreknowledge that you would do harm to my people, even before Sovereign's indoctrination affected you. Part of me still hasn't forgiven or forgotten that, and I may never do so.
Shiala: So then why?
Shepard: Because you try to make up for what you have done. Not everyone gets a chance, or does so when they do. You could have fled, or returned to Asari space, or done any number of things. But you stayed with the Feros colonists, despite their suspicions. You fought as best you could for them. And with your help, Feros is a functional human colony. I'm more of a Human nationalist than most, and even I appreciate what you've done for a people who aren't your own species.
Shiala: There are others like that, on the Normandy. Many of them, in fact.
Shepard: Indeed, but here's where you stand out as an exception to them all: you are sane. In fact, you are the most sensible, normal Asari I have ever met.
Shiala: I'm sorry?
Shepard: No, don't apologize, I love that about you! You aren't paranoid and hyper-defensive about any possible threat. You aren't so self-justifying to the point of committing atrocities. You don't nurse a grudge of your ancestors. You don't have a perfectionist complex, or a victim complex, or a guilt complex,, or a survivor's complex, or any sort of complex at all. You just go about your life, doing what you think is right, and keep trying even if you fail. I appreciate that.
Shiala: Thank you, Shepard. That is very kind of you to say.
Shepard: I'm not done yet. Most of all, you don't need me.
Shiala: And anyone else does?
Shepard: Too many do. You showed interest, yes, but there was never a question of if your life might revolve around me. You don't need me to make you happy and smile. You don't need me to function as a sentient, social being. You don't need me to make your fantasies come true. And when I die, and we both know I well can sooner rather than later, I can trust that you would let me go and move on without me. You would let me go, and most of all I think I appreciate that most.
Shiala: Has that been a problem, for you?
Shepard: More than I like to dwell on. I know the temptation and desire to have back what you once loss. I lost a good friend, and what could have been more, to an untimely end. But having been on both sides of eternity?
Shiala: Yes?
Shepard: Shiala, take it from me. The dead deserve to be left to rest.
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Posté 14 janvier 2011 - 02:31
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Shepard: Also, you've got green skin. I can't truly be like Captain James T. Kirk unless I get with a green chick.
(sorry, I couldn't resist)
(I love how that "Why are you green?" option is just sitting there )
Shepard: Also, you've got green skin. I can't truly be like Captain James T. Kirk unless I get with a green chick.
(sorry, I couldn't resist)
(I love how that "Why are you green?" option is just sitting there
)
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Posté 14 janvier 2011 - 02:52
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Dean_the_Young wrote...
Shepard: Indeed, but here's where you stand out as an exception to them all: you are sane. In fact, you are the most sensible, normal Asari I have ever met.
Shiala: I'm sorry?
Shepard: No, don't apologize, I love that about you! You aren't paranoid and hyper-defensive about any possible threat. You aren't so self-justifying to the point of committing atrocities. You don't nurse a grudge of your ancestors. You don't have a perfectionist complex, or a victim complex, or a guilt complex,, or a survivor's complex, or any sort of complex at all. You just go about your life, doing what you think is right, and keep trying even if you fail. I appreciate that.
Shiala: Thank you, Shepard. That is very kind of you to say.
Shepard: I'm not done yet. Most of all, you don't need me.
Shiala: And anyone else does?
Shepard: Too many do. You showed interest, yes, but there was never a question of if your life might revolve around me. You don't need me to make you happy and smile. You don't need me to function as a sentient, social being. You don't need me to make your fantasies come true. And when I die, and we both know I well can sooner rather than later, I can trust that you would let me go and move on without me. You would let me go, and most of all I think I appreciate that most.
Change the bolded 'Asari' to 'human' and you've captured perfectly why I like Gianna so much. Kudos.
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#358
Posté 14 janvier 2011 - 03:08
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I actually failed at my original intent, which was for Shepard to give all these reasons about why Shiala was normal and sane, with a lot of little jabs against Liara ('Too interested too quick', 'threatens to flay people alive with her mind rather than help the innocent', 'not content to let me stay dead', 'decided to go into running an intergalactic information/criminal cabal,') followed with a final zinger that at least Shiala wouldn't use her resources to spy on him having a date with another Asari, to which Liara across the galaxy would be caught red-handed (so to speak).
But yeah, here's for the precious few women attracted to but personally and emotionally independent of Shepard!
But yeah, here's for the precious few women attracted to but personally and emotionally independent of Shepard!
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Posté 14 janvier 2011 - 03:20
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Original intent, schmoriginal intent. You didn’t fail at anything. I think in this case less is more. By leaving it more general, anyone reading it fills in the blanks in their own mind (as I did relating the above passage to one of my own favorite characters).
And besides, if you wanted to send a few barbs Liara’s way there’s no reason you still can’t.
And besides, if you wanted to send a few barbs Liara’s way there’s no reason you still can’t.
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#360
Posté 14 janvier 2011 - 03:24
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Loses comedy value when you've already explained it.
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TIM: I won't take much of your time. I need two things. Firstly when you meet with the council I need you to raise a motion to limit private capital into orbital defence research to 20%. State that it is dangerous, that planetary governments and the Alliance have so little control into weapons technology.
CA: Why? That goes against everything you stand for?
TIM: Unfortunately the motion is coming anyway, from the Batarians. [puff] With you raising the subject now, the Turians will oppose it. You will then gracefully concede and humanity will be able to continue along its current course.
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CA: You're a maniac! How did I ever get caught up with you.
TIM: We all have things we regret but can't take back. I expect the squadron combat ready in 48 hours. Rendezvous at Arcturus. Illusive man out.
Ha! This is exactly how I imagined the relationship between TIM and Anderson!
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Back to BW Social and my favorite thread after appendectomy. Got an inspiration waiting on hospital bed. Time for my first try on squadmate conversation.
[Shepard, Mordin and Grunt are on Tuchanka after the latter two's Loyalty Missions.]
G: Ryncol hits aliens like ground glass. Never stopped them from trying though.
S: Yeah. I had Ryncol once. Didn't end well.
G: You can't do *everything* a Krogan does, Shepard. You may rank among the greatest Battlemasters as a warrrior, but no other species can drink like Krogans do.
M: Ahem. Allow me to interject. Salarians also have similarly high tolerance to inebriating substances. Unexpected, underlooked, like many other Salarian characteristics.
S: I'd never thought of that. I'd always thought of you guys as lightweight.
G: What were you saying?
S: Mordin's saying that Salarians can drink as well as Krogans.
G: Ahahahahahahaha. Good one little man! Now go back to pushing pencils.
M: Shocking incredulity! Salarian resistance to alcoholic intoxication scientifically well-established. Higher neural activities provide higher threshold for neural inhibition. Mechanism quite similar to Krogan neural redundancy. Faster metabolism also helps dissolve alcohol. Same as Krogan's increased body size.
G: Prove it!
M: Non-radioactive Ryncol does no damage to lower tissues. However, just as strong as an alcohol as regular Ryncol. Will gladly drink it to demonstrate.
S: Mordin? I never thought you'd drown you sorrows over the fall of your student with alcohol. Much less Krogan alcohol.
M: Explained already. Alcohols don't affect Salarians. Doing this merely to satisfy your curiosity. Will thrown in 100 credits as bet, if you wish.
G: Go ahead! I wouldn't mind to see a Salarian sprawled in his own vomit. And here's 100 creds.
M: [Downs a mug full of Ryncol]
S&G: [Stares and waits]
M: [Downs another mug full of Ryncol]
M: ...
S&G: ...
S: You're not passing out.
G: Or puking blood.
M: The square of 631 is 398,161. The square of 632 is 399,424. The square of 633...
S: OK. You're not drunk.
G: Crapping varrens!
M: Was glad to satisfy your curiosity. Learning always a good thing.
S: Why are so many Krogan drinks have radioactive versions anyway?
G: The non-radioactive versions use distilled water. The radioactive versions use mineral water.
S: So?
G: It's mineral water from Tuchanka, Shepard.
[Shepard, Mordin and Grunt are on Tuchanka after the latter two's Loyalty Missions.]
G: Ryncol hits aliens like ground glass. Never stopped them from trying though.
S: Yeah. I had Ryncol once. Didn't end well.
G: You can't do *everything* a Krogan does, Shepard. You may rank among the greatest Battlemasters as a warrrior, but no other species can drink like Krogans do.
M: Ahem. Allow me to interject. Salarians also have similarly high tolerance to inebriating substances. Unexpected, underlooked, like many other Salarian characteristics.
S: I'd never thought of that. I'd always thought of you guys as lightweight.
G: What were you saying?
S: Mordin's saying that Salarians can drink as well as Krogans.
G: Ahahahahahahaha. Good one little man! Now go back to pushing pencils.
M: Shocking incredulity! Salarian resistance to alcoholic intoxication scientifically well-established. Higher neural activities provide higher threshold for neural inhibition. Mechanism quite similar to Krogan neural redundancy. Faster metabolism also helps dissolve alcohol. Same as Krogan's increased body size.
G: Prove it!
M: Non-radioactive Ryncol does no damage to lower tissues. However, just as strong as an alcohol as regular Ryncol. Will gladly drink it to demonstrate.
S: Mordin? I never thought you'd drown you sorrows over the fall of your student with alcohol. Much less Krogan alcohol.
M: Explained already. Alcohols don't affect Salarians. Doing this merely to satisfy your curiosity. Will thrown in 100 credits as bet, if you wish.
G: Go ahead! I wouldn't mind to see a Salarian sprawled in his own vomit. And here's 100 creds.
M: [Downs a mug full of Ryncol]
S&G: [Stares and waits]
M: [Downs another mug full of Ryncol]
M: ...
S&G: ...
S: You're not passing out.
G: Or puking blood.
M: The square of 631 is 398,161. The square of 632 is 399,424. The square of 633...
S: OK. You're not drunk.
G: Crapping varrens!
M: Was glad to satisfy your curiosity. Learning always a good thing.
S: Why are so many Krogan drinks have radioactive versions anyway?
G: The non-radioactive versions use distilled water. The radioactive versions use mineral water.
S: So?
G: It's mineral water from Tuchanka, Shepard.
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::Zaeed has just torched the refinery on his loyalty mission::
Shepard: What the hell are you doing?
Zaeed: Opening the front gate.
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Miranda: Shepard let's just do what we came here to do and get out!
Jacob: This is why I don't like mercenaries. They have no value for any life but their own
Jack: ::expletive:: yeah! Zaeed, I like the way you think!
Garrus: We aren't seriously going along with this, are we? There's innocent people in that building!
Grunt: Hah! Good one, Zaeed!
Tali: You would sacrifice all these innocent people to kill one man? Are you insane?
Mordin: Destroying entire building likely to be effective method of ensuring target's death. Still, innefficient, likely unnecessary.
Samara: If I were not oath-bound to the commander, Zaeed, you would be dead now. We will discuss your tactics at a later time. Bring weapons.
Thane: Shepard, I did not sign on to your mission to be party to attrocities like this. We have to save those perople!
Legion: We believe this is an inefficient use of resources. Refinery workers are not designated targets.
Shepard: What the hell are you doing?
Zaeed: Opening the front gate.
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Miranda: Shepard let's just do what we came here to do and get out!
Jacob: This is why I don't like mercenaries. They have no value for any life but their own
Jack: ::expletive:: yeah! Zaeed, I like the way you think!
Garrus: We aren't seriously going along with this, are we? There's innocent people in that building!
Grunt: Hah! Good one, Zaeed!
Tali: You would sacrifice all these innocent people to kill one man? Are you insane?
Mordin: Destroying entire building likely to be effective method of ensuring target's death. Still, innefficient, likely unnecessary.
Samara: If I were not oath-bound to the commander, Zaeed, you would be dead now. We will discuss your tactics at a later time. Bring weapons.
Thane: Shepard, I did not sign on to your mission to be party to attrocities like this. We have to save those perople!
Legion: We believe this is an inefficient use of resources. Refinery workers are not designated targets.
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Tali: Why?
Shep: Let's just get this over with.
Garrus: I fought Collectors and Geth with you, Alice, but this is too much.
Shep: Just... just shut up.
Tali: Human heroes do strange things.
Garrus: This is embarrasing.
*they are all standing in a que in a grocery shop*
Shep: We're out of milk!
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Shepard: Look, Shai'ra. The stuff you told... I already knew most of it.
Shai'ra: Oh?
Shep: Yes. But could you be more specific? You know, like, am I going to have tiny turian hybrids or will Liara have small, blue children?
Shai: That is for your heart to decide.
Shep: Look, I'll pay you. Just tell me, Garrus or Liara?
Shai: I am sorry, but it is truly not my place to speak.
Shep: You are supposed to be comforting! Help me!
Shai: Very well. Liara will have blue children. But that is because she is an asari. There is no way that you can concieve with a turian, so Garrus won't have any children.
Shep: ... No children?
Shai: I'm sorry.
Shep: No one to bother us at night. Many more nights with Garrus.
Shai: Ah... yes.
Shep: Thanks, Shai'ra. I'll see you later.
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Shepard: Pick one.
Tali: Ah... I don't think...
Shep: Don't think. Just pick.
Tali: But are you sure...
Shep: Yes, just pick.
Tali: But this might end up...
Shep: Look, if you have any better way to decide the fate of the Geth, then tell me! Otherwise, heads or tails?
Shep: Let's just get this over with.
Garrus: I fought Collectors and Geth with you, Alice, but this is too much.
Shep: Just... just shut up.
Tali: Human heroes do strange things.
Garrus: This is embarrasing.
*they are all standing in a que in a grocery shop*
Shep: We're out of milk!
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Shepard: Look, Shai'ra. The stuff you told... I already knew most of it.
Shai'ra: Oh?
Shep: Yes. But could you be more specific? You know, like, am I going to have tiny turian hybrids or will Liara have small, blue children?
Shai: That is for your heart to decide.
Shep: Look, I'll pay you. Just tell me, Garrus or Liara?
Shai: I am sorry, but it is truly not my place to speak.
Shep: You are supposed to be comforting! Help me!
Shai: Very well. Liara will have blue children. But that is because she is an asari. There is no way that you can concieve with a turian, so Garrus won't have any children.
Shep: ... No children?
Shai: I'm sorry.
Shep: No one to bother us at night. Many more nights with Garrus.
Shai: Ah... yes.
Shep: Thanks, Shai'ra. I'll see you later.
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Shepard: Pick one.
Tali: Ah... I don't think...
Shep: Don't think. Just pick.
Tali: But are you sure...
Shep: Yes, just pick.
Tali: But this might end up...
Shep: Look, if you have any better way to decide the fate of the Geth, then tell me! Otherwise, heads or tails?
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hahahahaha!iakus wrote...
::Zaeed has just torched the refinery on his loyalty mission::
Shepard: What the hell are you doing?
Zaeed: Opening the front gate.
__________________________________________
Miranda: Shepard let's just do what we came here to do and get out!
Jacob: This is why I don't like mercenaries. They have no value for any life but their own
Jack: ::expletive:: yeah! Zaeed, I like the way you think!
Garrus: We aren't seriously going along with this, are we? There's innocent people in that building!
Grunt: Hah! Good one, Zaeed!
Tali: You would sacrifice all these innocent people to kill one man? Are you insane?
Mordin: Destroying entire building likely to be effective method of ensuring target's death. Still, innefficient, likely unnecessary.
Samara: If I were not oath-bound to the commander, Zaeed, you would be dead now. We will discuss your tactics at a later time. Bring weapons.
Thane: Shepard, I did not sign on to your mission to be party to attrocities like this. We have to save those perople!
Legion: We believe this is an inefficient use of resources. Refinery workers are not designated targets.
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Posté 14 janvier 2011 - 07:15
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Renegade(d) Garrus: Not what I would have done, but I understand revenge. Still...ADLegend21 wrote...
hahahahaha!iakus wrote...
::Zaeed has just torched the refinery on his loyalty mission::
Shepard: What the hell are you doing?
Zaeed: Opening the front gate.
__________________________________________
Miranda: Shepard let's just do what we came here to do and get out!
Jacob: This is why I don't like mercenaries. They have no value for any life but their own
Jack: ::expletive:: yeah! Zaeed, I like the way you think!
Garrus: We aren't seriously going along with this, are we? There's innocent people in that building!
Grunt: Hah! Good one, Zaeed!
Tali: You would sacrifice all these innocent people to kill one man? Are you insane?
Mordin: Destroying entire building likely to be effective method of ensuring target's death. Still, innefficient, likely unnecessary.
Samara: If I were not oath-bound to the commander, Zaeed, you would be dead now. We will discuss your tactics at a later time. Bring weapons.
Thane: Shepard, I did not sign on to your mission to be party to attrocities like this. We have to save those perople!
Legion: We believe this is an inefficient use of resources. Refinery workers are not designated targets.
#367
Posté 14 janvier 2011 - 07:24
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New Challenge Garrus and the Turian councilor.
as for an unrealted entry to my other Challenge.
TIM: Anderson, it's been a while.
CA: yeah it has been *punch*
TIM: what the hell?
CA: that's for not telling me about the Collector base,good thing Shepard is still loyal to the Allaince.
as for an unrealted entry to my other Challenge.
TIM: Anderson, it's been a while.
CA: yeah it has been *punch*
TIM: what the hell?
CA: that's for not telling me about the Collector base,good thing Shepard is still loyal to the Allaince.
#368
Posté 14 janvier 2011 - 07:41
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Garrus and Turian councilor challenge accepted!
Garrus: I'm sorry, Councilor. Can this wait? I have some calibrations to run.
TC: Ah yes, "calibrations." We have dismissed that claim.
G: Hey, waitaminute. The main battery is finicky. If we're going to stand any chance against the Collectors, it needs to work all the time, every time.
TC: Ah yes, "Collectors." We have dismissed that claim.
G: .....aw, hell.
Garrus: I'm sorry, Councilor. Can this wait? I have some calibrations to run.
TC: Ah yes, "calibrations." We have dismissed that claim.
G: Hey, waitaminute. The main battery is finicky. If we're going to stand any chance against the Collectors, it needs to work all the time, every time.
TC: Ah yes, "Collectors." We have dismissed that claim.
G: .....aw, hell.
#369
Posté 14 janvier 2011 - 09:33
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Dean_the_Young wrote...
Renegade(d) Garrus: Not what I would have done, but I understand revenge. Still...
Yeah that one I struggled with a bit, but decided go with this line becasue a) he tells you that his vigilante group had a "no collateral damage" rule. and
he went after Sidonis with a sniper rifle, rather than a "kill it with fire!" route.
#370
Posté 14 janvier 2011 - 10:26
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Awesome Khevan!
We should come up with rewards for good job, or a rating system or something.
Anyway;
Challenge: Legion and Joker
We should come up with rewards for good job, or a rating system or something.
Anyway;
Challenge: Legion and Joker
#371
Posté 14 janvier 2011 - 11:30
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Garrus: Sorry Shepard can it wait a bit I'm in the middle of some calibrations
Shepard: (sighs) Again!? You know I got TBA arrays for Kenneth and now they're so free they can play cards. Why don't I get an auto calibrating program for you?
Garrus: What? NO, no I'm very happy doing this myself.
Shepard: Better yet, I could get Legion to do it his 1,000 plus minds could definitely calibrate the life out of this thing.
Garrus: No, no really I'm fine.
Shepard: Or maybe I could hire someone...
Garrus: Shepard! I'm fine! I don't need any assistance or programs really it's me and my console we're fine.
Shepard looking skeptically at his friend: Does your console talk to you Garrus?
Garrus: Shepard, you should go.
Shepard: (sighs) Again!? You know I got TBA arrays for Kenneth and now they're so free they can play cards. Why don't I get an auto calibrating program for you?
Garrus: What? NO, no I'm very happy doing this myself.
Shepard: Better yet, I could get Legion to do it his 1,000 plus minds could definitely calibrate the life out of this thing.
Garrus: No, no really I'm fine.
Shepard: Or maybe I could hire someone...
Garrus: Shepard! I'm fine! I don't need any assistance or programs really it's me and my console we're fine.
Shepard looking skeptically at his friend: Does your console talk to you Garrus?
Garrus: Shepard, you should go.
Modifié par Destroy Raiden , 14 janvier 2011 - 11:31 .
#372
Posté 14 janvier 2011 - 11:41
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Normandy cockpit. - Joker. EDI. Legion.
EDI: Mr Moreau. Legion has expressed an interest in talking to you about the piloting of the Normandy.
Joker: What! No no no. I have to deal with all the other crazies on this ship and do not want to add a fanboy Geth to the list.
EDI: I told Legion he can come up any time.
Joker: Oh, well thanks a bunch.
*Legion walks into cockpit*
Legion: Moreau-Pilot. We are intrigued about your position on the Normandy.
Joker: Well what is there to find out. I sit here in this chair because Shepard tells me where to go and I make sure we get there. I'm the pilot.
Legion: We want to know the reason why an organic flies the Normandy and not an AI.
Joker: That easy. I'm too good to be replaced by a computer. Hey. I have a question for you.
Legion: What is your query?
Joker: How much did you pay for the Boss' armour?
Legion: We did not purchase this unit. We recovered this debris from Shepard-Commander's hard suit at the wreckage of Normandy SR-1.
Joker: Come on. I know where you got it from!
Legion: . . .
Joker: Us Humans were the creators of E-bay. We are the best at selling pointless junk.
Legion: <_<
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Hi just wanted to say i think this thread is amazing
everyone is soo good at representing the characters and writing about stuff
these posts are so good i can really believe them and can imagne the conversations actually being in the game
good work keep it up i love reading them
this is my first attempt
hope you like it:happy:
EDI: Mr Moreau. Legion has expressed an interest in talking to you about the piloting of the Normandy.
Joker: What! No no no. I have to deal with all the other crazies on this ship and do not want to add a fanboy Geth to the list.
EDI: I told Legion he can come up any time.
Joker: Oh, well thanks a bunch.
*Legion walks into cockpit*
Legion: Moreau-Pilot. We are intrigued about your position on the Normandy.
Joker: Well what is there to find out. I sit here in this chair because Shepard tells me where to go and I make sure we get there. I'm the pilot.
Legion: We want to know the reason why an organic flies the Normandy and not an AI.
Joker: That easy. I'm too good to be replaced by a computer. Hey. I have a question for you.
Legion: What is your query?
Joker: How much did you pay for the Boss' armour?
Legion: We did not purchase this unit. We recovered this debris from Shepard-Commander's hard suit at the wreckage of Normandy SR-1.
Joker: Come on. I know where you got it from!
Legion: . . .
Joker: Us Humans were the creators of E-bay. We are the best at selling pointless junk.
Legion: <_<
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Hi just wanted to say i think this thread is amazing
everyone is soo good at representing the characters and writing about stuff
these posts are so good i can really believe them and can imagne the conversations actually being in the game
good work keep it up i love reading them
this is my first attempt
hope you like it:happy:
Modifié par KGuNN45, 15 janvier 2011 - 12:47 .
#373
Posté 15 janvier 2011 - 12:00
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Miranda: Shepard, I have a right to know when you leave ship!
Shepard: Ah... you didn't notice?
Miri: We have been docked on Ilium for two days! I couldn't know when you come and go!
Shep: And EDI hasn't been helpful?
Miri: Not until I asked where you were.
Shep: Well then-...
Miri: So where were you?
Shep: Taking care of business.
Miri: What kind of business?
Tali: Just be glad she didn't make you come along.
Miri: Why? What did you do?
Garrus: You remember that bar on the Citadel?
Miri: Yes..?
Garrus: You remember her drinking ryncol?
Miri: Yes..?
Tali: You remember how that matriarch serves drinks?
Miri: You got drunk?
Tali: She started riding an elcor.
Miri: That's it, you're not leaving without me!
Garrus: Oh good. You'll be the one carrying her next time.
Challenge: Garrus and Thane
Shepard: Ah... you didn't notice?
Miri: We have been docked on Ilium for two days! I couldn't know when you come and go!
Shep: And EDI hasn't been helpful?
Miri: Not until I asked where you were.
Shep: Well then-...
Miri: So where were you?
Shep: Taking care of business.
Miri: What kind of business?
Tali: Just be glad she didn't make you come along.
Miri: Why? What did you do?
Garrus: You remember that bar on the Citadel?
Miri: Yes..?
Garrus: You remember her drinking ryncol?
Miri: Yes..?
Tali: You remember how that matriarch serves drinks?
Miri: You got drunk?
Tali: She started riding an elcor.
Miri: That's it, you're not leaving without me!
Garrus: Oh good. You'll be the one carrying her next time.
Challenge: Garrus and Thane
#374
Posté 15 janvier 2011 - 12:35
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Here's a challenge for some people, since I've repeatedly failed at it myself:
Thane and Samara have a chat, and Thane tries to explain to the Justicar why his body killed people, not himself.
Thane and Samara have a chat, and Thane tries to explain to the Justicar why his body killed people, not himself.
#375
Posté 15 janvier 2011 - 12:49
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Shep: 'sup?
Grunt: nuthin'. just chillin'.
Shep: thas cool.
.... (sound of central air hummin'.)
Legion: HEADSHOT!
Grunt: nuthin'. just chillin'.
Shep: thas cool.
.... (sound of central air hummin'.)
Legion: HEADSHOT!
