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[Sandbox47]

Thane: Samara?
Samara: I wish to speak with you, Thane.
Th: Of course.

Sa: You say that you are tool weilded by a master when you kill.

Th: That is correct.

Sa: But you could always turn away. To hear the plea of your victim.

Th: So I would have if I had made the choice to kill the person. But I hadn't and alas, the person's life is forfeit as a result.

Sa: The body you possess is controled by your mind at all times, Thane. You choose to be a tool and so you choose to kill whomever the people who hire you to kill.

Th: You speak as if you have not murdered.

Sa: I have taken lives of thousands. But never an innocent.

Th: I have taken lives of dozens. And innocense is subjective. A murderer could surender and so keep his life, while a proud theif would die for his crime, though they are different in the severity of crimes.

Sa: I will not spare the lives of those who kill innocents. This you know, Thane. And you know that you are in danger while I am here.

Th: ... I have been disconnected for too long, Samara. There are things I cannot take the credit or balme for in my life because of that.

Sa: Everything you do is your own, drell. All that changes is the way you choose to justify it.

Challenge: Atheyta and Liara.

Modifié par Sandbox47, 15 janvier 2011 - 10:40 .

[Benu5]

Atheyta: Liara, you cannot leave, don't make me stop you.
(Liara looks furiously at her)
A: You don't realise how important you are to me. You have only begun to dicover your past.
(Liara backs away)
A: Come with me and I can tell you everything. Together we can fill the gaps in your past.
L: I'll never go with you, i can discover the truth myself!
A: If you only knew the truth i know. Benezia never told you what happened to your father.
L: She told me enough! She told me she ran off, ashamed of her pureblood child!
A: No, I am your father.
L: No .... No .... Thats not true. THATS IMPOSSIBLE!
A: Search your feelings you know it to be true!
L: NOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOoooh!
A: Liara, you can destroy the Shadow Broker, he knows this, it is your destiny! Accept me and together we can get over your daddy issues so you can better help Shepard protect the galaxy! As father and son.
(Liara contemplates this revelation)
A: Come with me. It is the only way.
(Liara runs out the door)

Challenge
Aria and Wrex

Modifié par Benu5, 15 janvier 2011 - 11:25 .

[Sandbox47]

[Blazing_Mako]

Scene.  Interior, Afterlife,Omega. Enter Urdnot Wrex and Aria T'Loak.

Wrex: T'Loak, I wanted to know something about the Krogan you insist on keeping around. 

Aria: Oh? Patriach?...Why...He's just an old dust collector now.

Wrex: I'v no doubt about that...but where did he come from originally?

Aria: Why do you care? Omega doesn't care, that's for sure, and the Galaxy sure as hell doesn't and thats the way I like it. He is just a trophy I keep downstairs to entertain the "VIP's"

Wrex: *laughs* Oh is that all he is Aria?...Just a dust collecting trophy...maybe you should keep the chain a little tighter...or else people might start calling you Aleena

Aria: There are people out there with long arm's Wrex and even longer memories....make sure you keep your stories to yourself...or maybe old rivals will start to catch up with you. Now...get off my station.

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((My first attempt, I hope its alright. Also huge shout out to all the regular posters here Sandbox and Dean are probably my favorites. Thanks for your awesome banter ))

((EDIT: Challenge: Mordin and Aria))

Modifié par Blazing_Mako, 15 janvier 2011 - 11:59 .

[ADLegend21]

Challenge(s) accepted!

Thane/Samara.



Thane: samara I need you to pull that collector out of cover.

Samara: as you wish! *uses pull successfully*

Thane: Go to the sea! *snipes collector*

Samara: Thane, throw that husk that is in Shepard's blind spot!

Thane: I shall! *throws husk and cuts it in half*

*enemeies are gone*

Samara: you are a worthy ally Mr. Krios, it is a shame that you will be on my list when i am released from my Oath to the Comamnder.

Shepard: Uhm, Siha won't allow this Samara....







Matriarch Atheyta/ Liara.



*At the Shadow Broker's Lair*



A: Wow! who hav ethought my long lost daughter was the Shadow Broker.

L: It's only become true Recently, it's all thanks to Commander Shepard, she helped me once agian and I can't thank her enough.

A: Shepard? Wow you've got connections sweetie.

L: Not only that, but I've got top tier access to several governments, including the Asari. Which is why I've called you here....father.

A: Still getting used to it?

L: yes. Shepard told me that you were never taken seriously which is why you worked as a Bartender, and I'd like you to use the access to change our people for the better.

A: *tears up* That's so nice of you. Helping me like this.

L: It's the least I could do. t'll help me get to know you better and we can have a better bond than I had with Benezia.

A: how is she by the way?

L:.....Shepard and I had to kill her because she fought along side Saren.

A: well isn't that a kick in the Quad.

Liara: O_O

A: Oh right, you're 1/4 Krogan.

L: wow....I need to give my friend Wrex a call then.



Wrex/Aria



Wrex: So what brings the Queen of Omega to Tuchanka?

Aria: Got a tip from Shepard that I had an old friend here, soI'm looking for him.

Wrex: Oh, I got the same tip from Shepard, and you're looking at him.

Aria: wait, you're Wrex. you're the clan cheif of Urdnot? I guess that answer's the How've you been question.

Wrex: yeah, stabalizing the Krogan as a species. we're slowly but surely increasing the population to normal levels.

Aria: so I guess I owe a +1 to that number.

Wrex: you do, too bad it'll just come out as another Asari.

Aria: true, but I'd let you raise her, she'll be headbutting her peers in no time.





Mordin/Aria



Aria: ah, Mordin Solus, famous doctor who's worked in the slum to cure the plague.

Mordin: ye syes, pleasentries, need information on recent visitor. human named Shepard, works for Cerberus organization. She appeared, killed blue suns and Vorcha and helped spread cure for Plague.

Aria: seems liek you know more than me Doctor, what is it you're looking for?

Mordin, Credentials, history, combat proficiency, ideals, wish to know more about person I'm working for.

Aria: I'm sorry doctor, she was on Omega for an hour, not enought ime for my people to tail her. i can tell you she's a spectre though,Helped stop saren's attack on the Citadel before shevanished a few years ago, faked her death and went off grid until she turned up here. Not sure about the whole Death thing though.

Mordin: very intresting, will ask her about it later. Must depart, appreciate the help, have fun, running god forsaken wasteland of spae station.



*phew*

[KGuNN45]

AI Core.  Legion and Shepard

*Shepard walks into AI Core*

Shepard: Legion have you got a minute?

Legion: This unit is currently occupied. Can you return later?

Shepard: What are you doing? Hold on a second! Are you playing games again?

Legion: Task nearly complete.

Shepard: What are you playing? Grand Theft Auto: Citadel? Terminus Wars: Battlefront II? Or is it Galaxy of Warcraft? . . .

Legion: Task complete

*Game audio* Congratulations. You have saved Reach.

Legion: We understand the appropriate phrase for this situation is . . .Suck it Noble Team!

Shepard::blink:Legion. . . . . . Can I be in your clan?

[ADLegend21]

^ hahaha nice.

[Harmless Crunch]

KGuNN45 that is so full of win

[Alienmorph]

Nice KGuNN45.



Someone wanna try Shepard and Shala'Ran about Tali?

[KGuNN45]

thanks ADLegnd21 and Harmless Crunch (and Alienmorph- Edit)
it was just a little something I thought of after reading someone else's post on here (Sorry I've forgotten who) that was very similar
I very much admire both of your work too
keep it up
its making me play ME2 all over again

Modifié par KGuNN45, 16 janvier 2011 - 09:33 .

[Harmless Crunch]

KGuNN45 wrote...

thanks ADLegnd21 and Harmless Crunch (and Alienmorph- Edit)
it was just a little something I thought of after reading someone else's post on here (Sorry I've forgotten who) that was very similar
I very much admire both of your work too
keep it up
its making me play ME2 all over again

Thanks (u were thanking me right ?)

[lovgreno]

Shepard and Aeytha.

Shepard walks into Aeythas bar: Gimme!
Aeytha: Coming right up sweety. Saving the galaxy has been hard enough lately eh?
S: I wish it was just that... It's... No offense please... It's you asari...
A: Someone has been breeding I take it?
S: You are sharp as always. Let's just say your daughter had a little suprise for me last time I visited her lair...
A: Hah! Way to go Liara!
S: Yeah, well, this was hardly the way I imagined getting a family. And it's not just that...
A: Don't tell me, Wrex and Aleena?
S: Yeah, yeah, you know everything... Somehow that darn queen of Omega made me take her daughter on board. Dammit! How do you asari make everyone do whatever you want?
A: Shepard, I'm an old bartender. Also I belive you humans have a saying: "You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar".
S: Yeah well anyway it's no doubt that she is Wrex daughter. Goddamn smartmouth. She get's along well with Jack though. At least they keep busy and not my problems when going on frequent Cerberus hunting trips.
A: Solving three problems with one sollution eh? You should bring her here some time, sounds like my kinda girl.
S: Yeah I was thinking...
A: No. Nice try Shepard, but I don't need a bouncer. Another drink?
S: Yes please. Oh yes please indeed.

Some comedy gold in this thread! I sure hope BioWare are reading and being inspired by this. Keep it coming.

Modifié par lovgreno, 17 janvier 2011 - 03:11 .

[lovgreno]

I misclicked quote instead of edit. How clumsy of me.

Modifié par lovgreno, 17 janvier 2011 - 03:10 .

[Sajuro]

 -walking in the citadel-
Tali: So Jack, what are all of those tattoos for?

Jack: I don't want to talk about it.

Tali: I heard you talking to Shepard about them.

Jack: He's different.

Tali: Will you get one after the Suicide Mission?

Jack: -threateningly- I have biotics. -starts glowing-

Tali: Keelah, touchy.

Shepard: Now you know how Garrus feels.

[Assasin4Hire]

Shepard: MAke sure no one watches while I hack this terminal for Liara

Jacob: How are we supposed to do that?

Shep: I don't know! make a distraction!

(Jacob and Mordin look at eachother)

Mordin: Relax...I took some improve classes to prepare for Pirates on Penenza *Ahem* You thought you could escape me vile human! (Points at Jacob)

Shep: Oh god (begins Hacking)

Jaco: Umm....Yes....I did!

Mord: Then you didn't count on the tracking becon I placed on you as you jumped through my apartment window

Crowd: *Gasp* 

Jaco: ....uh *Gasp* you didn't!

Mord: Yes I did! I was also the one that seduced your wife while you were away fighting in the wars!

Jaco: (Whiper) What?

Mord: (Whisper) Roll with it

Jaco: You killed my father!

Mord: No jacob! I am your father!

(Crowd gasps)

Shep: Okay just stop it both of you! your both horrible actors, I don't care if these people know what I'm doing, just as long as I don't have to listen to you two!

Crowed: Awww

Mord: I thought that was going rather well

[Mariquis]

Cra5y Pineapple wrote...

Legion: Taylor-Jacob.

Jacob: What  is it Legion?

Legion: What is love?

Jacob: [seductively] I can show you Legion, I can show you first hand.

Shepard: I don't like where this is going...

*snip*

Or the alternate version:

Legion: Taylor-Jacob.

Jacob: What  is it Legion?

Legion: What is love?

Jacob: Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me... no more.

Legion: ... No Data Available.

[sporeian]

Miranda: How dare you Shepard! You could have jepordized our entire mission...



Shepard: Well at least I'm not infertile! FACE!!!



Miranda: *runs off sobbing*



Shepard: Anyone else wanna take a swing at criticizing me? Didn't think so...

[Harmless Crunch]

sporeian wrote...

Miranda: How dare you Shepard! You could have jepordized our entire mission...

Shepard: Well at least I'm not infertile! FACE!!!

Miranda: *runs off sobbing*

Shepard: Anyone else wanna take a swing at criticizing me? Didn't think so...

That was very mean just don't do one for Tali unless u want hundreds of fanboys ( Including myself) to bash u for all eternaty

[Sandbox47]

Miranda: We're done here, Shepard.

Garrus: We should cover our traks before we leave.

M: What's the point, it's not like no one will know-...

G: The point is to be sure that when we leave, Normandy will still be a ship and not pieces of-...

M: Which is likely considering that she has taken out a Collector vessel and-...

G: We can't afford a lapse in concentration-...

Shepard: Both of you, shut it. Next time I'm not taking either of you to the theatre.

_________________________________________________________________________________



Zaeed: You name your drone?

Tali: Yes.

Zaeed: *shakes his head and walks away* Quarians are weird.

_________________________________________________________________________________



Atheyta: And here's my favourite customer.

Sheprad: Give me something strong.

A: No way.

Shep: ??? Why not?

A: Last time you talked to that chair for hours, calling it EDI.

Shep: *looks at chair* It's a good resemlance. *hehe*

A: You drew a smiley on a volus's mask.

Shep: He looked sad.

A: You shot me.

Shep: *ugh* Give me some orange juice.

_________________________________________________________________________________



Morrigan: What an eyesore.

Miranda: Normandy is state-of-the-art, and with the recent upgrades we've added-...

Morrigan: I sense no magic from it what-so-ever.

Miranda: Well it's a technologically advanced ship, not a magically enhanced one.

Shepard: To chase the elephant away; Who exactly is this, Miranda?

Miranda: Oh. she's my genetic twin. Only two thousand years older.

Morrigan: Don't be mean. This body is only twenty.

Garrus: Interesting family.

[Harmless Crunch]

Sandbox47 wrote...


Morrigan: What an eyesore.
Miranda: Normandy is state-of-the-art, and with the recent upgrades we've added-...
Morrigan: I sense no magic from it what-so-ever.
Miranda: Well it's a technologically advanced ship, not a magically enhanced one.
Shepard: To chase the elephant away; Who exactly is this, Miranda?
Miranda: Oh. she's my genetic twin. Only two thousand years older.
Morrigan: Don't be mean. This body is only twenty.
Garrus: Interesting family.

Please do more DA / ME crossovers that was really good and will hopefully end up in a dlc (continues to day dream)

[ftkerns]

 Okay, I just lurk here, but this topic started my gears turning. Figured I'd toss a couple out just for the hell of it...

[Anderson, Shep, Tali, Legion after meeting with the council]
Anderson: Sorry about that, Shepard. Especially the turian councilor. He can be...hard to deal with.
Legion: We believe the correct terminology is "a**hole."
Tali: This is the second time I've found myself agreeing with a geth. My life has taken a dark turn.
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[Shep, Zaeed, Garrus in the Dark Star later]
Garrus: I was never fond of the council, or any politicians, but the way they treated you was a new low for them. "Ah, yes, Reapers." Glad I didn't have to deal with that bastard.
Zaeed: I ran into him a while back. (points at restroom) Just finished a job that paid a real nice piece of coin. Had a drink to celebrate my latest victory, stepped into the can, and there he was. The stall door was open, no way I could miss it. Sitting there, getting a honk from that reporter. Ah, what the hell's her name? The one everybody keeps punching. Anyway, I just did my business and left. I don't think he even noticed me. Too busy making his "O" face.
Garrus: That's...just wrong. I think that's the most wrong thing I've ever heard.
Zaeed: No s**t. There's not enough booze in the galaxy to wash that image out of my head.

[ADLegend21]

ftkerns wrote...

 Okay, I just lurk here, but this topic started my gears turning. Figured I'd toss a couple out just for the hell of it...

[Anderson, Shep, Tali, Legion after meeting with the council]
Anderson: Sorry about that, Shepard. Especially the turian councilor. He can be...hard to deal with.
Legion: We believe the correct terminology is "a**hole."
Tali: This is the second time I've found myself agreeing with a geth. My life has taken a dark turn.
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[Shep, Zaeed, Garrus in the Dark Star later]
Garrus: I was never fond of the council, or any politicians, but the way they treated you was a new low for them. "Ah, yes, Reapers." Glad I didn't have to deal with that bastard.
Zaeed: I ran into him a while back. (points at restroom) Just finished a job that paid a real nice piece of coin. Had a drink to celebrate my latest victory, stepped into the can, and there he was. The stall door was open, no way I could miss it. Sitting there, getting a honk from that reporter. Ah, what the hell's her name? The one everybody keeps punching. Anyway, I just did my business and left. I don't think he even noticed me. Too busy making his "O" face.
Garrus: That's...just wrong. I think that's the most wrong thing I've ever heard.
Zaeed: No s**t. There's not enough booze in the galaxy to wash that image out of my head.

HAHAHA WHAT?!

[sporeian]

Harmless Crunch wrote...

sporeian wrote...

Miranda: How dare you Shepard! You could have jepordized our entire mission...

Shepard: Well at least I'm not infertile! FACE!!!

Miranda: *runs off sobbing*

Shepard: Anyone else wanna take a swing at criticizing me? Didn't think so...

That was very mean just don't do one for Tali unless u want hundreds of fanboys ( Including myself) to bash u for all eternaty

.... BRING IT ON!

Tali: You completely destroyed the Quarian's unity Shepard
. Now my people will argue about my fathers data and...

Shepard: *holds up a flower and smells it* Ohhh Yeahh look at me! I can smell and feel things.
*holds up fur coat*
ahhhhhhhh.... soft and fuzzy AND I can eat solids to!
*Starts eating and apple*
MMMMMMMM... It's like heaven is in my mouth.

Tali: *Sobs and runs off*

Shepard: I feel a disturbance... like thousands of people all wanting to kill me in the most ruthless manner imaginable... oh well.

[Marta Rio]

Zaeed: So, Garrus, about your time on Omega.  You must have made a goddamn fortune off of all those dead mercs.
Garrus: It was never about the credits.  My team would take what we needed for expenses and then we'd donate the rest.
Zaeed: Donate? I don't understand.
Garrus: Well, for me it was never about the money, it was about getting justice for...
Zaeed: Let me stop you there.  I mean I've never heard that word before.
Garrus: Uh, donate?  It means we'd give the money away.
Zaeed: Oh...I learned another word for that when I was growing up.
Garrus:  Really, what was it?
Zaeed: Stupidity.

Grunt: Garrus, you've killed many men.  Tell me, which kill was your favorite?
Garrus: Um, I don't really have a favorite.  For me it was never about the killing, it was about getting justice for...
Grunt: Bah!  Just tell me about the bloodiest one, then!
Garrus: There was this one time I fired an exploding shell right through the center of a Salarian's eye....
Grunt: And then what happened?
Garrus:  Well, the shell exploded. 
Grunt:  Exploded!  Wonderful!  And then what happened?
Garrus: Bloody bits of brain flew everywhere.
Grunt: Hah!  And then what happened?
Garrus: Listen, how about instead of telling you about it, I just show you the next time we're fighting mercs?
Grunt:  That would be most acceptable.

[GuardianAngel470]

betd2 wrote...

God no. we'd be waiting Years for one of them to finish killing the other.

Revy vs Roberta....