Yes! "How I met your mother" refference!
*applaudes Legend*
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#427
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Posté 18 janvier 2011 - 08:43
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Challenge Accepted!
Liara: Ah, you mut be the Justicar Samara.
Samara: *leaves mediation* ah you are Dr. Liara T'Soni, the new Shadow broker. Please have a seat.
Liara:*sits* i would like to know more about you.
Samara: Ask and I may answer.
Liara: How is Shepard doing? He enver seems to open up to anyone anymore. I've seen footbage of him on and off the battlefield, he blew up on Kaidan alenko on Horizon, treated Wrex like crap on his own homeworld, he was even aloof with me during our attack on the shadow brokers base, and he even verbally abused the Shadow broker during the encounter.
Samara: well Dr. It pains me to say this but I believe I maybe the cause of all this. you see, he began to show interest in me ever since we met. we became closer as he began asking about my life and telling me about his. I almost shared a kiss, but in the end my desires were supressed and I rejected him. It hurt me immensly but I had to do it.
Liara: well, I ahte to ask this of someone who is of your position but...can you at least put out once? Because Shepard needs to get laid, badly. Even when I tried to cheer him up after losing ashley on Virmire he's just been up tight. It'll make him a better man.
Samara:...well...if you put it that way...I will speak to the commander and then I can put this behind us. *leaves the observation deck*
Shepard: *uncloaks* you are the best wingwoman ever Liara.
Liara: it's the least I could do shepard *brofist*
Aha! This is how good Liara is. She'll help you get laid with *other* women just to make you happy. There is a Liara. When comes another?!
#428
Posté 18 janvier 2011 - 08:51
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I wrote this one a long time ago, but oh well.
Shiala: I've been dieing to see you Shepard!
Shepard: Yeah, whatever my cabin is on the top deck.
*They go up the elevator.*
Shiala: Nice place!
EDI: Shepard, the Cerberus handbook clearly states it's regulations on...
Shepard: Can it EDI.
Shiala: Was that an AI?
Shepard:No, its a laser light display I bought on Omega. Can I get you something to drink?
Shiala: Sure, make sure it's something good, I haven't had anything to drink in two years. Apparently all the settlers on Zhu's Hope are Mormons.
Shepard: I never would have guessed.
Shiala: Ugh, I feel a little lightheaded, mind if I lay on your couch?
Shepard: Not at all.
Shiala: *Coughs, exhaling a cloud of green powder, and collapses*
Shepard: Holy **** EDI, get Doctor Solus up here!
*The powder begins to settle, much of it landing in Shepard's fish tank.*
Shiala: *Wheezes on the ground."
Shepard: Um, are you ok?
Shiala: I speak for the old growth: you are within and before the Thorian.
Shepard: Grunt! I need you to come up here right now with a big can of weed killer!
Shiala: Your every step in a transgression. This flesh defiles my presence.
Shepard: If you're still in their Shiala, I think you'd better lie down.
Shiala: The old growth sees the air you push as lies, your flesh will tend the next cycle.
EDI: Commander Shepard, the Illusive Man would like to speak with you.
Shepard: Tell him I'm busy!
*Shiala pushes Shepard to the ground and leans over him, tentacles dangling from her mouth."
Shiala: The throian demands your flesh! It hungers for those that scurry!
*Solus and Grunt enter the cabin, and find it empty. There are signs of a struggle and there is green powder everywhere, but Shepard and Shiala are nowhere to be found*
Grunt: Meh. I'm hungry. If Shepard doesn't come back can I eat his hamster?
Shiala: I've been dieing to see you Shepard!
Shepard: Yeah, whatever my cabin is on the top deck.
*They go up the elevator.*
Shiala: Nice place!
EDI: Shepard, the Cerberus handbook clearly states it's regulations on...
Shepard: Can it EDI.
Shiala: Was that an AI?
Shepard:No, its a laser light display I bought on Omega. Can I get you something to drink?
Shiala: Sure, make sure it's something good, I haven't had anything to drink in two years. Apparently all the settlers on Zhu's Hope are Mormons.
Shepard: I never would have guessed.
Shiala: Ugh, I feel a little lightheaded, mind if I lay on your couch?
Shepard: Not at all.
Shiala: *Coughs, exhaling a cloud of green powder, and collapses*
Shepard: Holy **** EDI, get Doctor Solus up here!
*The powder begins to settle, much of it landing in Shepard's fish tank.*
Shiala: *Wheezes on the ground."
Shepard: Um, are you ok?
Shiala: I speak for the old growth: you are within and before the Thorian.
Shepard: Grunt! I need you to come up here right now with a big can of weed killer!
Shiala: Your every step in a transgression. This flesh defiles my presence.
Shepard: If you're still in their Shiala, I think you'd better lie down.
Shiala: The old growth sees the air you push as lies, your flesh will tend the next cycle.
EDI: Commander Shepard, the Illusive Man would like to speak with you.
Shepard: Tell him I'm busy!
*Shiala pushes Shepard to the ground and leans over him, tentacles dangling from her mouth."
Shiala: The throian demands your flesh! It hungers for those that scurry!
*Solus and Grunt enter the cabin, and find it empty. There are signs of a struggle and there is green powder everywhere, but Shepard and Shiala are nowhere to be found*
Grunt: Meh. I'm hungry. If Shepard doesn't come back can I eat his hamster?
#429
Posté 18 janvier 2011 - 10:01
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Thane: It must have been difficult meeting your father as you did
Jacob. Yeah. I thought I'd put my feelings about him behind me. But what he did to his own crew. I didn't like him much, but I never thought him capable of that.
Thane. Yes, I often fear what my son will think of me when next we meet.
Jacob. You're afraid he'll be as disgusted with you as I was with my father?
Thane: Part of me is afraid of that yes. But another part fears that he will want to become like me. I'd prefer disgust to that.
Jacob: Huh. Maybe you're not quite the souless murderer you appear to be.
Jacob. Yeah. I thought I'd put my feelings about him behind me. But what he did to his own crew. I didn't like him much, but I never thought him capable of that.
Thane. Yes, I often fear what my son will think of me when next we meet.
Jacob. You're afraid he'll be as disgusted with you as I was with my father?
Thane: Part of me is afraid of that yes. But another part fears that he will want to become like me. I'd prefer disgust to that.
Jacob: Huh. Maybe you're not quite the souless murderer you appear to be.
#430
Posté 18 janvier 2011 - 11:10
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Reminds me how disappointed i was their wasn't a Jacob Thane Confrontation scene
#431
Posté 19 janvier 2011 - 03:24
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Jacob: Kasumi, what can I do for you.
Kasumi: Me.
Jacob...huh?
Kasumi: me. you can do me. Right here, right now, I'm not taking no for an answer.
Jacob:.....alright.
Kasumi: you'll never find another girl like me Jacob I swear I'll love you for-wait you said yes?
Jacob: *is now shirtless and clearing off table and in priiize voice* get over here *pulls Kasumi over to him with Biotics.
Kasumi: oh god this going to be great!
Kasumi: Me.
Jacob...huh?
Kasumi: me. you can do me. Right here, right now, I'm not taking no for an answer.
Jacob:.....alright.
Kasumi: you'll never find another girl like me Jacob I swear I'll love you for-wait you said yes?
Jacob: *is now shirtless and clearing off table and in priiize voice* get over here *pulls Kasumi over to him with Biotics.
Kasumi: oh god this going to be great!
#432
Posté 19 janvier 2011 - 04:03
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*37 seconds later*ADLegend21 wrote...
Jacob: Kasumi, what can I do for you.
Kasumi: Me.
Jacob...huh?
Kasumi: me. you can do me. Right here, right now, I'm not taking no for an answer.
Jacob:.....alright.
Kasumi: you'll never find another girl like me Jacob I swear I'll love you for-wait you said yes?
Jacob: *is now shirtless and clearing off table and in priiize voice* get over here *pulls Kasumi over to him with Biotics.
Kasumi: oh god this going to be great!
Jacob: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh...
Kasumi: ...
Jacob: *rolls over and starts snoring* (yes, he sleeps on the table in the armory)
Kasumi: That's IT???
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Sorry, couldn't resist. :innocent:
#433
Posté 19 janvier 2011 - 04:14
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Jacob: Mordin you know what? your just an egomaniacle coward. Who tries to hide behind "facts and figures" so you don't have to look at the impact your research has on the Galaxy. You could've let Maelon live, but since he had a different opinion from you, you had to shoot him in the face at point-blank range. Did you ever consider how a good deal of Krogan can be reasoned with? Of course you didn't becasue they're just an inferior species! What's next? worried that the Quarriens will build another robotic race? lets give them the genophage! and those Turrians are just as violent as the Krogans lets sterlize them too! Heck the Drell are already almost exctinct, lets just finnish them off! You don't care because you "Are the ver model of scientist Salarien" or some bull like that!
Mordin:........Point taken Jacob, Would you mind handing me some of that farming equipment?
Mordin:........Point taken Jacob, Would you mind handing me some of that farming equipment?
#434
Posté 19 janvier 2011 - 05:54
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fix'dInteractive Civilian wrote...
*37ADLegend21 wrote...
Jacob: Kasumi, what can I do for you.
Kasumi: Me.
Jacob...huh?
Kasumi: me. you can do me. Right here, right now, I'm not taking no for an answer.
Jacob:.....alright.
Kasumi: you'll never find another girl like me Jacob I swear I'll love you for-wait you said yes?
Jacob: *is now shirtless and clearing off table and in priiize voice* get over here *pulls Kasumi over to him with Biotics.
Kasumi: oh god this going to be great!secondshours later*
Jacob: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh...
Kasumi: ...
Jacob: *rolls over and starts snoring* (yes, he sleeps on the table in the armory)
Kasumi: That was amazing!
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Sorry, couldn't resist. :innocent:
#435
Posté 19 janvier 2011 - 04:53
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New Challenge- what TIM would say if he was the human councilor.
#436
Posté 20 janvier 2011 - 01:14
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unrelated
Tali: So Kasumi, you get by wearing that suit on your missions?
Kasumi: Yep, it's good for stealth, I gotta say it's really comfortable in tight spaces.
Tali:.......
Kasumi:....terrible tact, sorry, so how about that Shepard?
Tali: I have a shotgun.
Kasumi: and I have a locust.
Tali & Kasumi: BEST FRIENDS!!!!
Tali: So Kasumi, you get by wearing that suit on your missions?
Kasumi: Yep, it's good for stealth, I gotta say it's really comfortable in tight spaces.
Tali:.......
Kasumi:....terrible tact, sorry, so how about that Shepard?
Tali: I have a shotgun.
Kasumi: and I have a locust.
Tali & Kasumi: BEST FRIENDS!!!!
#437
Posté 20 janvier 2011 - 01:42
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Interactive Civilian wrote...
*37ADLegend21 wrote...
Jacob: Kasumi, what can I do for you.
Kasumi: Me.
Jacob...huh?
Kasumi: me. you can do me. Right here, right now, I'm not taking no for an answer.
Jacob:.....alright.
Kasumi: you'll never find another girl like me Jacob I swear I'll love you for-wait you said yes?
Jacob: *is now shirtless and clearing off table and in priiize voice* get over here *pulls Kasumi over to him with Biotics.
Kasumi: oh god this going to be great!secondshours later*
Jacob: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh...
Kasumi: ...
Jacob: *rolls over and starts snoring* (yes, he sleeps on the table in the armory)
Kasumi: That was amazing!
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Sorry, couldn't resist. :innocent:
This is so lmaooo!!!! Nice!
#438
Posté 20 janvier 2011 - 02:14
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I officially declare this the best thread ever,let's keep it going till ME3 get's released.
#439
Posté 20 janvier 2011 - 02:55
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Challenge: (Former) LI Ashley meeting LI Jack for the first time.
#440
Posté 20 janvier 2011 - 02:58
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Okay, a couple more I need to get out of my head...
[Shep, Tali, Kasumi on Illium, purchasing upgrades. Female krogan charges out of the crowd...]
Femkrogan: Hey! Shepard!
Shep: What? *puts hand on gun, just in case*
Femkrogan: There you are! You're a hard guy to catch up with.
Kasumi: Wow. Never thought I'd see a krogan lady anywhere other than Tuchanka.
Femkrogan: Eh, I'm sterile, so there's no point in me staying there. It's a genetic condition that's completely unrelated to the genophage. Even if somebody cured the genophage, I still wouldn't be able to pump out a unit.
Shep: That's a shame. So, is there something I can do for you?
Femkrogan: Yeah. Come back to my ship and take your clothes off.
Shep: Uh, what?
Femkrogan: You never responded to my breeding request.
Shep: That was serious? I thought it was just a sign of respect.
Femkrogan: Sure, it was. It was also a serious request.
Tali: He's mine!
Shep: (at the same time) I'm hers!
Femkrogan: I don't care. (to Tali) I only want him for one night. You can have him back when I'm done.
Tali: I have a shotgun.
Femkrogan: Whatever. I'd take a few shotgun blasts for him.
Tali: *simmers*
Kasumi: Huh. I always figured krogans would think humans are ugly.
Femkrogan: It's not about what you look like. It's about what you do. And killing a thresher maw on foot? With a hand cannon? F**king hot!
Tali: (to Shep) You're not leaving my sight.
Femkrogan: Fine, whatever. You can watch us hump it out. Or join in, if you want.
Kasumi: Glad I installed that extended power cell in my cloaking device. This could take a while...or it could end abruptly with a lot of bones snapping and crunching. (suddenly worried) Hey, try not to hurt him. He still needs to save the galaxy. Again.
Tali: This is not happening.
Femkrogan: Oh, yes, it is.
Shep: Uh, okay, fine. *points* I rented a room over there. Let's go. *runs like hell as soon as she turns her back*
Kasumi: Wow. No cloak, yet he disappeared faster than I ever could.
Femkrogan: S**t!
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[Shep, Tali, Zaeed in Dark Star]
Zaeed: *points at restroom* I have to go.
Tali: *snickers*
(Zaeed steps into restroom)
Turian standing at urinal: (kind of giggly) Ohhhhh, that's smelly!
Zaeed: *turns on a dime and rejoins Shep and Tali* On second thought, I can hold it a while longer. *mutters* Why me? Why always me and that goddamn bathroom?
[Shep, Tali, Kasumi on Illium, purchasing upgrades. Female krogan charges out of the crowd...]
Femkrogan: Hey! Shepard!
Shep: What? *puts hand on gun, just in case*
Femkrogan: There you are! You're a hard guy to catch up with.
Kasumi: Wow. Never thought I'd see a krogan lady anywhere other than Tuchanka.
Femkrogan: Eh, I'm sterile, so there's no point in me staying there. It's a genetic condition that's completely unrelated to the genophage. Even if somebody cured the genophage, I still wouldn't be able to pump out a unit.
Shep: That's a shame. So, is there something I can do for you?
Femkrogan: Yeah. Come back to my ship and take your clothes off.
Shep: Uh, what?
Femkrogan: You never responded to my breeding request.
Shep: That was serious? I thought it was just a sign of respect.
Femkrogan: Sure, it was. It was also a serious request.
Tali: He's mine!
Shep: (at the same time) I'm hers!
Femkrogan: I don't care. (to Tali) I only want him for one night. You can have him back when I'm done.
Tali: I have a shotgun.
Femkrogan: Whatever. I'd take a few shotgun blasts for him.
Tali: *simmers*
Kasumi: Huh. I always figured krogans would think humans are ugly.
Femkrogan: It's not about what you look like. It's about what you do. And killing a thresher maw on foot? With a hand cannon? F**king hot!
Tali: (to Shep) You're not leaving my sight.
Femkrogan: Fine, whatever. You can watch us hump it out. Or join in, if you want.
Kasumi: Glad I installed that extended power cell in my cloaking device. This could take a while...or it could end abruptly with a lot of bones snapping and crunching. (suddenly worried) Hey, try not to hurt him. He still needs to save the galaxy. Again.
Tali: This is not happening.
Femkrogan: Oh, yes, it is.
Shep: Uh, okay, fine. *points* I rented a room over there. Let's go. *runs like hell as soon as she turns her back*
Kasumi: Wow. No cloak, yet he disappeared faster than I ever could.
Femkrogan: S**t!
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[Shep, Tali, Zaeed in Dark Star]
Zaeed: *points at restroom* I have to go.
Tali: *snickers*
(Zaeed steps into restroom)
Turian standing at urinal: (kind of giggly) Ohhhhh, that's smelly!
Zaeed: *turns on a dime and rejoins Shep and Tali* On second thought, I can hold it a while longer. *mutters* Why me? Why always me and that goddamn bathroom?
#441
Posté 20 janvier 2011 - 03:27
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ADLegend21 wrote...
New Challenge- what TIM would say if he was the human councilor.
Shepard in his/her cabin: Some galaxy Of Fantasy PvP pwning always gets me in the mood... Time to invite *insert current LI here* for some snuggling. I will now walk in a cool way over to my booty call button.
EDI: Shepard, councilor TIM have a urgent request for you.
Shepard: Every time! Every. Damn. Time.
TIMmy: Shepard, there are husks running wild on the Citadell. Clean it up will you?
S: Why am I not suprised. Did you forget to lock the cage?
T: It wasn't my fault! It was the guy I ordered to make husks working as janitors on the Citadell who screwed up, not me.
S: Yeah, yeah, same old story. How lucky that you made me your janitor then?
T: I will double your usual blood money then. As councilor I have a nice paycheck.
S: Enough. EDI, shut off all communications to my cabin and tell Joker to head for the Citadell. Janitor Shepard goes to work as usual...
#442
Posté 20 janvier 2011 - 03:31
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challenge Accepted!
Ashley: you Jack?
Jack: yeah thats *get punched in the face*
Ashley: Back off of my Skipper!
Jack: glows, you little *punched again*
Ashley: My armors got two combat exoskeleton IX making me the equivalent of lead cyderblok against biotics and a medical exoskeleton X repleneshing my stamina every second.
Jack: oh yeah my jackets got.....crap.
*Ashley proceeds to beat Jack into submission due to superior armor abilites.*
Ashley: you Jack?
Jack: yeah thats *get punched in the face*
Ashley: Back off of my Skipper!
Jack: glows, you little *punched again*
Ashley: My armors got two combat exoskeleton IX making me the equivalent of lead cyderblok against biotics and a medical exoskeleton X repleneshing my stamina every second.
Jack: oh yeah my jackets got.....crap.
*Ashley proceeds to beat Jack into submission due to superior armor abilites.*
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Posté 20 janvier 2011 - 06:02
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Tali: Hey Thane I can't remember what my omni-tool password is
Thane: (Memory lapse) Early morning. Bones creak as I do my stretches. Tali passes me in the hall stating her password is Shepard4Ever
Tali: Thanks Thane (Clicks buttons on omni-tool and leaves)
Miranda: Thane I'm sending a status report to the Illuissive man, what did I say last time?
Thane: (Memory lapse) Exspensive perfume fills my nostrils, Miranda sits at her desk typing, She writes that SHepards team is strong but some of them are loose cannons
Miranda: Thank you Thane
Kasumi: Thane what time does Jacob start doing his excersises?
Thane: *Sigh* (Memory lapse) The Shadow Brokers Ship is cold and dark, Shepard shows me variouse terminals each one glowing with information. I pull up a document on Jacob, stating he does his training at 3:00 if Shepard doesn't need him
Kasumi: Yes! Thanks Thane
(Garrus walks in)
Garrus: Weren't you supposed to be an assassin or something?
Thane: (Memory lapse) Early morning. Bones creak as I do my stretches. Tali passes me in the hall stating her password is Shepard4Ever
Tali: Thanks Thane (Clicks buttons on omni-tool and leaves)
Miranda: Thane I'm sending a status report to the Illuissive man, what did I say last time?
Thane: (Memory lapse) Exspensive perfume fills my nostrils, Miranda sits at her desk typing, She writes that SHepards team is strong but some of them are loose cannons
Miranda: Thank you Thane
Kasumi: Thane what time does Jacob start doing his excersises?
Thane: *Sigh* (Memory lapse) The Shadow Brokers Ship is cold and dark, Shepard shows me variouse terminals each one glowing with information. I pull up a document on Jacob, stating he does his training at 3:00 if Shepard doesn't need him
Kasumi: Yes! Thanks Thane
(Garrus walks in)
Garrus: Weren't you supposed to be an assassin or something?
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#444
Posté 20 janvier 2011 - 06:08
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Damn, poor thane!Assasin4Hire wrote...
Tali: Hey Thane I can't remember what my omni-tool password is
Thane: (Memory lapse) Early morning. Bones creak as I do my stretches. Tali passes me in the hall stating her password is Shepard4Ever
Tali: Thanks Thane (Clicks buttons on omni-tool and leaves)
Miranda: Thane I'm sending a status report to the Illuissive man, what did I say last time?
Thane: (Memory lapse) Exspensive perfume fills my nostrils, Miranda sits at her desk typing, She writes that SHepards team is strong but some of them are loose cannons
Miranda: Thank you Thane
Kasumi: Thane what time does Jacob start doing his excersises?
Thane: *Sigh* (Memory lapse) The Shadow Brokers Ship is cold and dark, Shepard shows me variouse terminals each one glowing with information. I pull up a document on Jacob, stating he does his training at 3:00 if Shepard doesn't need him
Kasumi: Yes! Thanks Thane
(Garrus walks in)
Garrus: Weren't you supposed to be an assassin or something?
#445
Posté 20 janvier 2011 - 06:30
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Shepard: Do you see anything odd here?
Thane: ... Are you refering to the pink armour on the YMIR?
Tali: Yes, I thought that was odd too.
Shepard: No, I meant that.
Tali: How the white YMIR is stuck in a container?
Thane: That was odd too.
Shepard: No, no. Look there.
Tali: ... You are right. Coka cola is way too overpriced on the Citadel.
Thane: They have to make a profit.
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Garrus: What did you do to the Hammerhead?
Shepard: Oh, you know. The usual.
Garrus: You drove over a volcano, didn't you?
Shepard: Oh, that's an old wound.
Garrus: Ahuh. Let me guess then... you hit a rhino.
Shepard: Close.
Garrus: Ah, Grunt got to play with it again, didn't he?
Shepard: Didn't want him with me to the Presidium.
Challenge: Atheyta drunk with your choice of character.
Thane: ... Are you refering to the pink armour on the YMIR?
Tali: Yes, I thought that was odd too.
Shepard: No, I meant that.
Tali: How the white YMIR is stuck in a container?
Thane: That was odd too.
Shepard: No, no. Look there.
Tali: ... You are right. Coka cola is way too overpriced on the Citadel.
Thane: They have to make a profit.
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Garrus: What did you do to the Hammerhead?
Shepard: Oh, you know. The usual.
Garrus: You drove over a volcano, didn't you?
Shepard: Oh, that's an old wound.
Garrus: Ahuh. Let me guess then... you hit a rhino.
Shepard: Close.
Garrus: Ah, Grunt got to play with it again, didn't he?
Shepard: Didn't want him with me to the Presidium.
Challenge: Atheyta drunk with your choice of character.
#446
Posté 20 janvier 2011 - 06:43
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Challenge Accepted!
Atheyta: You know, you're one of the most -hic- handsome soldiers I ever met. I've seen about a million of them but -hic- you're the...the...sexiest piece of Flesh I ever...laid with...-hic- say that...that ...that thing again....-hic-
Jacob: But the Priiiiiiize
Atheyta:Oh that's so Sexy...let me be your-hic- priiiiize Jacob...one more time.... Embrace...-hic-.....eternity *black eyes*
Shepard: Liara, are you aware that your dad is in here drunk and having sex with one of my crew?
Liara: Sadly, I am... Ryncol is a hell of a drink. you think she'd be able to take it being half Krogan and all. Jacob should go see Dr. chakwas after this.
Atheyta: You know, you're one of the most -hic- handsome soldiers I ever met. I've seen about a million of them but -hic- you're the...the...sexiest piece of Flesh I ever...laid with...-hic- say that...that ...that thing again....-hic-
Jacob: But the Priiiiiiize
Atheyta:Oh that's so Sexy...let me be your-hic- priiiiize Jacob...one more time.... Embrace...-hic-.....eternity *black eyes*
Shepard: Liara, are you aware that your dad is in here drunk and having sex with one of my crew?
Liara: Sadly, I am... Ryncol is a hell of a drink. you think she'd be able to take it being half Krogan and all. Jacob should go see Dr. chakwas after this.
#447
Posté 20 janvier 2011 - 06:44
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Challenge: a reverse of Jacob's love scene Where Shepard does the entrance with a goofy catchphrase that NOT "the Priiize".
#448
Posté 20 janvier 2011 - 07:17
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Atheyta: You know, you're one of the most -hic- handsome soldiers I ever met. I've seen about a million of them but -hic- you're the...the...sexiest piece of Flesh I ever...laid with...-hic- say that...that ...that thing again....-hic-
Jacob: But the Priiiiiiize
Atheyta:Oh that's so Sexy...let me be your-hic- priiiiize Jacob...one more time.... Embrace...-hic-.....eternity *black eyes*
Shepard: Tell me, why is your father in the armory, naked?
Liara: Ryncol is a hell of a drink. you think she'd be able to take it being half Krogan and all. Jacob should go see Dr. chakwas after this.
Shepard: Chakwas won't help that cheating bastard now.
Liara: o_O
Shepard: I've got a shotgun.
That good, Legend?
Jacob: But the Priiiiiiize
Atheyta:Oh that's so Sexy...let me be your-hic- priiiiize Jacob...one more time.... Embrace...-hic-.....eternity *black eyes*
Shepard: Tell me, why is your father in the armory, naked?
Liara: Ryncol is a hell of a drink. you think she'd be able to take it being half Krogan and all. Jacob should go see Dr. chakwas after this.
Shepard: Chakwas won't help that cheating bastard now.
Liara: o_O
Shepard: I've got a shotgun.
That good, Legend?
#449
Posté 20 janvier 2011 - 07:46
Zack56
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challenge!
Cross-over between Shale and Legion.
Cross-over between Shale and Legion.
