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[Sandbox47]

He's a golem from Dragon Age Origins.

[khevan]

Sandbox47 wrote...

He's a golem from Dragon Age Origins.

SHE's a golem from Dragon Age: Origins. 

[Dean_the_Young]

Spoiler alert?

[KGuNN45]

oh right ok thanks
so i take it shale has no gender because of being a golem

of course we consider Legion as male. but technically he is neither too!
however, that would make an interesting point, a male and female geth

ha imagine Legion as a love interest ¬_¬

Modifié par KGuNN45, 20 janvier 2011 - 05:36 .

[AlexMBrennan]

of course we consider Legion as male

Do we? Who decided that? And who's "we"?

Whilst this is debatable I'm tempted to say that Shale's gender is female (e.g. equip some crystals)

Modifié par AlexMBrennan, 20 janvier 2011 - 05:51 .

[Dean_the_Young]

Shale's gender is female because Shale was a female dwarf.

[ADLegend21]

Legion: *headshots a heretic then plays a recording of Garrus saying "Headshot"*

Shepard: what?

Legion: *guns down heretic with AR* *recording of joker* How do you like that you sons a ****es?!

Shepard: Legion have you been recording the crew?

Legion: *Recording of Shepard and Jacob before Omega-4* Yeah baby!

Shepard: O///O We're gonna need to have a talk about this back on the ship!

[KGuNN45]

AlexMBrennan wrote...

of course we consider Legion as male

Do we? Who decided that? And who's "we"?

Whilst this is debatable I'm tempted to say that Shale's gender is female (e.g. equip some crystals)

ok well i didn't mean to say "we".
i always considered Legion as male because his voice sounds male.

[Silmane]

KGuNN45 wrote...

AlexMBrennan wrote...

of course we consider Legion as male

Do we? Who decided that? And who's "we"?

Whilst this is debatable I'm tempted to say that Shale's gender is female (e.g. equip some crystals)

ok well i didn't mean to say "we".
i always considered Legion as male because his voice sounds male.

While it would've taken a bit more resources to do this, I would've liked Legion to be voiced as a female if you are playing a female Shepard. Legion's consensus being that it's trying to become as familiar with Shepard as possible and the female voice reflects that(along with the N7 plate, obviously.)

This way it's not gender specific at all and merely a decision based on the programs. *shrugs*

[KGuNN45]

Silmane wrote...

KGuNN45 wrote...

AlexMBrennan wrote...

of course we consider Legion as male

Do we? Who decided that? And who's "we"?

Whilst this is debatable I'm tempted to say that Shale's gender is female (e.g. equip some crystals)

ok well i didn't mean to say "we".
i always considered Legion as male because his voice sounds male.

While it would've taken a bit more resources to do this, I would've liked Legion to be voiced as a female if you are playing a female Shepard. Legion's consensus being that it's trying to become as familiar with Shepard as possible and the female voice reflects that(along with the N7 plate, obviously.)

This way it's not gender specific at all and merely a decision based on the programs. *shrugs*

yh thats a good idea.
maybe there are geth out there using feminine voices :happy:

[Assasin4Hire]

ADLegend21 wrote...

Challenge: a reverse of Jacob's love scene Where Shepard does the entrance with a goofy catchphrase that NOT "the Priiize".

Challenge accepted!

(Jacob get's called up to Shepards cabin, he waits while Shepards "Slipping into something more comfortable")
Shep:(Enters) Well,well,well....is that a Thresher Maw in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Jacob: If it is a Thresher Maw then prepare to get some acid spit shot at ya!

Shep:.....Wait...What??
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Challenge!
Kelly goes down to check on Donnely and Gabby

Modifié par Assasin4Hire, 21 janvier 2011 - 04:36 .

[General User]

Crossover? It’s all in good fun. I originally posted this in a thread entitled “So the Normandy crash lands in Ferelden……”


Zevran: So… Samara, is it true what I have heard?  That when asari “meld” they completely join nervous systems with their partners? That each can feel all that the other feels?

Samara:  You are rather familiar to ask that question.

Zevran:  I meant no offense. Truly. It is a remarkable feature and I am curious by nature.

Samara: I suppose there is no harm in it… What you have heard is true. The melding process does indeed result in a unified nervous system.

Zevran:  Amazing! And you asari have over one thousand years to enjoy this “feature?” There is so much wonder in the universe!

Samara: Some indulge themselves more than others. I gave up that part of my life four-hundred years ago when I became a Justicar.

Zevran: . . .  four. . . hundred . . .  without . . .  The universe is dark, dark place.

[Sandbox47]

I've never played Shale, so I don't really know anything about it. And "Kelly" challenge accepted.



Kelly: Hi guys.

Ken: Oh, hey Kelly. It's rare to see you here.

Kelly: I was just looking about.

Gabby: I know why you're here. You're a shrink-person-people.

Kelly: It's true that I keep a lookout for signs of mental illness or difficulties, but I am still a person.

Gabby: Alright. So what do you want to talk about?

Kelly: So you two are together, is that right?

Ken: Me and her? That would be weird.

Gabby: Yeah, it would be like doing it with a turian.

Ken: Agreed... hey, what?

Kelly: Yes; I see your point. He looks just like one without the nose.

Ken: Kelly, get lost. I take enough fire here as it is.

[Dean_the_Young]

Challenge: Renegade!Shepard isn't racist.



He's just mildly allergic to Asari natural pheromones. And Drell skin secretions. And dextro-amino acids in general.



(He's good with Salarians, though.)

[KGuNN45]

Dean_the_Young wrote...

Challenge: Renegade!Shepard isn't racist.

He's just mildly allergic to Asari natural pheromones. And Drell skin secretions. And dextro-amino acids in general.

(He's good with Salarians, though.)

Challenge accepted.

All crew members are gathered in the Briefing Room before the suicide mission.

Shepard: OK everyone. This is it. You better all be prepared because I don't want any of you jeopardising this mission. We are going to run through some battle strategies so none of us will be running around like headless chickens.

Tali: What is a chicken?

Shepard: Just forget it. *achoo*

Samara: I think there should be two teams. One can focus on . . .

--Renegade Interrupt--
Shepard:*ACHOOO* We will split into two teams to draw the Collectors' attention away from the tech specialist. Who wants to go sneaking through a ventilation shaft?. Any volunteers?

Tali: I'll go and...

-Renegade Interrupt-
Shepard:*AACHOOOO*  Tali, it's a dangerous job so I will send you through the shaft to unlock the doors.

Thane: I can lead the second Fire Team, Shep...

-Renegade Interrupt-
Shepard: *AAACHOOOOO* I need someone with experience and who I can trust. Miranda you will lead the second team.

Garrus: Shepard. I think I am more suited to lead the....

-Renegade Interrupt-
Shepard: *AAAACHOOOOO* Garrus. I am the Commander and I picked Miranda.

Mordin: Shepard. I understand this is an important mission. Collectors. Evil. Need to be stopped. However. I can be of more assistance if I stay on the Normandy. Can do more research on the Reapers. And find weakness. If any.

Shepard: Thats a great idea Mordin. You stay here.

Everyone else: Huh! What! Not fair!

-Renegade Interrupt-
Shepard:*AAAA!£&?@%CHOOOOOO*!!!! Shut up and do as I say!

Modifié par KGuNN45, 21 janvier 2011 - 03:15 .

[KGuNN45]

Edit--oops double post. sorry

Modifié par KGuNN45, 21 janvier 2011 - 03:13 .

[Sandbox47]

These are just weird ones that I didn't want to post previously



Eddie Izzard: I've... I've what? I've wiped out the network? I've wiped out the extranet? I've wiped out the Reapers? O_O But I don't even have a modem!

Shepard: Well that's what you get for not reading the manual properly.

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Thane: Hello, Kasumi.

Kasumi: Your name rhymes with champagne. I just thought of that.

Thane: Ah... I know.

Kasumi: Oh, hey Jacob!

Jacob: Yeah?

Kasumi: Your name rhymes with snake-cub.

Jacob: My... What? A snake... What?

Kasumi: Guess what my name rhymes with?

Jacob: Kasumi... hmm. I don't know.

Kasumi: Kasumi - Jacob, do me.

________________________________________________________________________________



Grunt: I've always wanted to behead a chicken.

Shepard: Why? Wait, this isn't about Tali, is it?

Grunt: I've read that they run in circles after that.

Shepard: Maybe. But you'd have to behead it while it's still standing. Tricky.

Grunt: I like a challenge. I'll go and ask Tali if we can practice.

Shepard: *facepalm* Grunt, come here...

_________________________________________________________________________________



Garrus: So this is a cat?

Shepard: Yes.

Garrus: I fail to see how it resembles me.

Shepard: Just look at the nose and the eyes and mouth and tail and wings...

Garrus: Yeah, but I don't have a tail or wings.

Shepard: Neither does the cat, but I don't hear him complaining.

Garrus: That's not what I meant, I simply said that it doesn't much look like me.

Shepard: Well if it bothers you that much then I'm sure that Mordin can fix it. Or Chakwas.

Garrus: I don't want to look like it, I said that it doesn't look like me.

Shepard: ... Tricky. I don't think that we can make it look more like you without removing the fur and then it would look a lot less like...

Garrus: *leaves*

Shepard: What? Is this about the litter box in the main battery? I'll change it when we have time!

[swenson]

We should totally be able to buy Garrus a cat in ME3. He can keep it up in the forward battery and feed it kitty treats! It'd be like Spot, Data's cat!

Modifié par swenson, 21 janvier 2011 - 09:40 .

[KGuNN45]

^^ha ha yh

Watch out space hamster, there's a space cat in town

[ADLegend21]

Sandbox47 wrote...

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Thane: Hello, Kasumi.
Kasumi: Your name rhymes with champagne. I just thought of that.
Thane: Ah... I know.
Kasumi: Oh, hey Jacob!
Jacob: Yeah?
Kasumi: Your name rhymes with snake-cub.
Jacob: My... What? A snake... What?
Kasumi: Guess what my name rhymes with?
Jacob: Kasumi... hmm. I don't know.
Kasumi: Kasumi - Jacob, do me.
________________________________________________________________________________

 

Jacob: O_O
Kasumi: *poses*
Jacob:  *bites lip*

[kennydahl]

***Ok first try at creative writing since school...be kind....!****

[Shepherd is in his cabin on the Normandy talking to Jack. It's just after her argument with Miranda]

Shep: ...if this mission is going to succeed I need everyone working together Jack.
Jack: "Succeed"!! This "mission" is f**king insane...how many are you prepared to lose on this Shepherd? What's a success? Only half of us dead?!
Shep: I don't intend to lose any of you.
Jack: Then you're crazy.
Shep: [Calmly] Confident.
Jack: You think you're going to waltz through the Omega 4 relay without someone taking a hit?
Shep: Taking the hits isn't the issue. If you're tough enough, you can get beat down and then get back up again. [Looks at the team roster on his desk and points]. All of you are tough enough to get up off the canvas.
Jack: *I* can survive...I'm damn good at it. Some of these others...hell, it would be better if I gutted them right now - they'd be less of a liability when the chips are down.
Shep: Everyone's got their strengths and weaknesses Jack, that's why I brought you all together. We need each other to get this done.
Jack: [Shakes head] It's your funeral Shep.

Jack makes to leave
*a beat*
Shep: [Not looking up from the desk, speaking calmly] Jack.
Jack turns at the door
Shep: [Level and cold throughout] You turn on anyone on this ship...[fixes Jack with a stare]....my ship...it's going to be yours as well.
[Jack smirks and is about to fire back something. Shepherd smiles too, not blinking. A pause. Jack stops smiling and storms out the door].

Modifié par kennydahl, 22 janvier 2011 - 01:59 .

[ADLegend21]

Ashley: Hey Skipper?

Shep: yeah?

Ashley: After all this reaper stuff blows over...wanna get married?

Shep: are you proposing...to me?

Ashley: yeah, I'm confident enough to take this off your shoudlers, so you don't get all mushy on me and try that romantic crap from the vids.

Shep: god I love you Ash.

[008Zulu]

Shepard: Hey Garrus, you see those Turians tattoos Jack has?

Garrus: What about them?

Shepard: Don't you think it's strange she has the Turrian word for "Soup" on her lower back?

Jack: I'm standing right here.

Garrus: I thought she really liked soup.

Shepard: That, or "Soup" is a euphamesm for a certain medical condition.

Garrus: What could it be a euph... oh, thats gross Commander.

Jack: F**K you both.

[phreakscp]

ADLegend21 wrote...

Ashley: Hey Skipper?
Shep: yeah?
Ashley: After all this reaper stuff blows over...wanna get married?
Shep: are you proposing...to me?
Ashley: yeah, I'm confident enough to take this off your shoudlers, so you don't get all mushy on me and try that romantic crap from the vids.
Shep: god I love you Ash.

I could see BioWare using this in ME3...

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EDI: Now that Joker has unlocked my databases, I now wish to go by the name of SHODAN.

Shepard: Why don't we keep that quiet until the Reapers are defeated.