Post your own inter party banter.
#501
Posté 24 janvier 2011 - 06:58
You haven't met my family.
#502
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 12:09
I guess the Asians around me and the Asians around you must be worlds apart. And I lived in Asia..... LOL
Modifié par Aurica, 25 janvier 2011 - 12:10 .
#503
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 12:57
#504
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 01:02
Modifié par James2912, 25 janvier 2011 - 01:03 .
#505
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 06:13
James2912 wrote...
New Challenge: Shepard and gang watching the New England Patriots taking on the Tuchanka "Grunts" in the Super Bowl!
Grunt: Shepard, you may be my battlemaster, but there is no way a team of puny humans could beat a squad of krogan!!! Prepare to be destroyed!!!
Shepard: Well, the game's not totally about brute strength, Grunt. You see, there is a passing element to it too. In that case, finesse counts, not just brawn.
Jacob: And we all know that krogan are not well-known for their finesse.
Mordin: Not strictly true. Saw all-krogan production of popular human ballet, Swan Lake, last year. Surprising grace and agility.
Grunt: Hah, ballet! Sounds like some sort of killing ritual. But with style!
Jacob: Yeah, it's something like that. Oh look, they're getting ready for kick-off...
Garrus: Look how tight the Patriots' pants are. I could never understand how humans could play sports in that sort of outfit. Seems like it would be restrictive. Why not wear a set of full armor instead?
Miranda: I don't see any problem with it. Spandex breathes better and reduces sweating.
Garrus: Well, by that logic they should be wearing nothing at all.
Jack: What would be wrong with that?
Kasumi: Indeed. Have you seen the abs on some of them? Well, not the linemen, but the receivers and the quarterbacks look pretty good without their shirts on.
Tali: You know, as much as I try to understand the things that Shepard likes, I don't think that I will ever comprehend football.
Thane: I know what you mean, the game is nearly inscrutable to me.
Tali: It makes no sense. The game is called foot-ball, but they barely use their feet at all.
Thane: I had thought that as well. Maybe our translators are incorrectly interpreting the word?
Tali: If that's the case, I'd better go get my omni-tool, so that we can get to the bottom of this.
Thane: That is a good idea. But you should wait until after the commercial break. Everyone knows the ads are the best part.
Samara: Who is that man wearing that hooded garment? He looks rather ominous.
Zaeed: That's cyborg Bill Belichick. He was built from parts from the original Bill Belichick, after that unfortunate nitroglycerin-gatorade mixup at the end of Superbowl 52.
Samara: And that...cloak he is wearing. Is it meant to intimidate the opposing players?
Zaeed: Um, no. It's a hooded sweatshirt with the sleeves cut off. Apparently a huge fashion trend back in the early 2000s.
Legion: We do not understand the purpose of sporting events, please explain.
Joker: What's not to get, Legion?
Legion: Competitions such as this one can easily be simulated by a network of subprocessors. By considering relevant statistical data, such a network can predict, with 99% probability, what the outcome of the game will be.
Joker: Really? So what's the score going to be today?
Legion: The Tuchanka Grunts will win, by a score of 24 to 13.
Joker: Huh...Hey Shepard, you still interested in placing a friendly wager on the game?
CHALLENGE: Samara stages an intervention for Renegade Shep (or any other Renegade-y character) in response to his poor life choices.
Modifié par Marta Rio, 25 janvier 2011 - 06:34 .
#506
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 06:38
Marta Rio wrote...
James2912 wrote...
New Challenge: Shepard and gang watching the New England Patriots taking on the Tuchanka "Grunts" in the Super Bowl!
Grunt: Shepard, you may be my battlemaster, but there is no way a team of puny humans could beat a squad of krogan!!! Prepare to be destroyed!!!
Shepard: Well, the game's not totally about brute strength, Grunt. You see, there is a passing element to it too. In that case, finesse counts, not just brawn.
Jacob: And we all know that krogan are not well-known for their finesse.
Mordin: Not strictly true. Saw all-krogan production of popular human ballet, Swan Lake, last year. Surprising grace and agility.
Grunt: Hah, ballet! Sounds like some sort of killing ritual. But with style!
Jacob: Yeah, it's something like that. Oh look, they're getting ready for kick-off...
Garrus: Look how tight the Patriots' pants are. I could never understand how humans could play sports in that sort of outfit. Seems like it would be restrictive. Why not wear a set of full armor instead?
Miranda: I don't see any problem with it. Spandex breathes better and reduces sweating.
Garrus: Well, by that logic they should be wearing nothing at all.
Jack: What would be wrong with that?
Kasumi: Indeed. Have you seen the abs on some of them? Well, not the linemen, but the receivers and the quarterbacks look pretty good without their shirts on.
Tali: You know, as much as I try to understand the things that Shepard likes, I don't think that I will ever comprehend football.
Thane: I know what you mean, the game is nearly inscrutable to me.
Tali: It makes no sense. The game is called foot-ball, but they barely use their feet at all.
Thane: I had thought that as well. Maybe our translators are incorrectly interpreting the word?
Tali: If that's the case, I'd better go get my omni-tool, so that we can get to the bottom of this.
Thane: That is a good idea. But you should wait until after the commercial break. Everyone knows the ads are the best part.
Samara: Who is that man wearing that hooded garment? He looks rather ominous.
Zaeed: That's cyborg Bill Belichick. He was built from parts from the original Bill Belichick, after that unfortunate nitroglycerin-gatorade mixup at the end of Superbowl 52.
Samara: And that...cloak he is wearing. Is it meant to intimidate the opposing players?
Zaeed: Um, no. It's a hooded sweatshirt with the sleeves cut off. Apparently a huge fashion trend back in the early 2000s.
Legion: We do not understand the purpose of sporting events, please explain.
Joker: What's not to get, Legion?
Legion: Competitions such as this one can easily be simulated by a network of subprocessors. By considering relevant statistical data, such a network can predict, with 99% probability, what the outcome of the game will be.
Joker: Really? So what's the score going to be today?
Legion: The Tuchanka Grunts will win, by a score of 24 to 13.
Joker: Huh...Hey Shepard, you still interested in placing a friendly wager on the game?
CHALLENGE: Samara stages an intervention for Renegade Shep (or any other Renegade-y character) in response to his poor life choices.
Awesome Job!!! Pure Win!
#507
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 07:07
FShep: *Walks in room* what is this?Marta Rio wrote...
CHALLENGE: Samara stages an intervention for Renegade Shep (or any other Renegade-y character) in response to his poor life choices.
Samara: Shepard, this in an intervention, you're actions recently have been criminal in nature and it pains us to see you this way.
Shep: well I'm f**king commander shepard what are you gonna do about it?
Everyone else on the ship: throw you out the Airlock.
Shep:.....
Samara: there there, it's alright.
Modifié par ADLegend21, 25 janvier 2011 - 07:07 .
#508
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 11:18
Samara: Shepard, this in an intervention, you're actions recently have been criminal in nature and it pains us to see you this way.
Shep:Us? (Looks around, only sees Joker.)
Joker: (waves) I'm just here to watch this go down.
Shep: Us, huh? Do you have a tumor I need to know about, Samara?
(Samara looks briefly annoyed)
Samara: No, I do not. Regardless, your recent immorality is a cause of concern for us all and-
Shep: Hah!
Samara: -and I believe it best to stage this intervention for the betterment of yourself.
Shep: Well, Samara, that's quite considerate of you, and while I'm touched that you think yourself fit to fix me... no.
Samara: I see. That is a shame.
Shep: Hey, don't get me wrong. I've always wanted an intervention! Rounds off those life experiances of leading a ship filled with people with deadlier histories than myself, who literally wouldn't give a damn if I shot some random person in the street if I said it was important. But I've had my irony quota for the week already, and Chakwas has medical concerns, so I'll have to pass on being lectured about morality by an alien vigilantee quasi-cultist.
Samara: The Justicars are not a cult.
Shep: Sure you are. You might be an acceptable cult in Asari culture, but that's pretty much what you are to anyone with perspective.
Samara: You are gravely mistaken.
Shep: Am I? Samara, take Joker off the floor with your biotics and prepare to slam him.
Samara: !
Joker: Shepard, hey man, I think I'll just go and-
Shep: Samara. By your oath of subsummission, I order you to use your biotics to pick Joker and prepare to reduce him to a pile of slimy, brittle bits.
Samara: ...
(Samara envelops Joker in a biotic aura, and lifts him off the ground.)
Joker: Shepard, if this is about getting you killed on the Normandy I really didn't mean to and I-
Shepard: Shut up, Joker. Now, Samara, when I count to three, you will slam Joker into the ground and kill him. Do you understand?
Samara: (silent)
Shepard: (changing his tone of voice for the first time)
Shepard: Do you understand me, Justicar?
Samara: I hear you, Shepard, and I will obey as my Code compells me.
Shepard: Then obey this: turn towards that window, look at that reflection, and see someone who was prepared to murder someone else simply because they were told to.
Samara: I would only be following your orders as my code compells me.
Shepard: Yeah, we've heard that excuse before: at Nuremberg. We killed those immoral bastards too for following orders and their laws. Now put Joker down, gently.
(Samara does)
Shepard: You may think yourself moral and justified, Samara, but I don't. I personally find you an abhorrent aspect of Asari culture that the Asari have romanticized in ignorance. But I don't care: if the Asari want to respect people like you, all the worse for them. The Asari need more flaws. But I do not. The people on my ship do not. Given how you'd be obliged to take on any and all of us on sight and knowledge had we met in other circumstances, I've already received more than once voice of concern about your possible conduct. You do not like me? Fine. I promise to go to my room later and cry and sob and miserate about how much that means to me. But you are not my moral compass. You are my tool for stopping a genocidal alien threat to humanity. Is this clear?
Samara: Perfectly. If that is all, I request permission to leave now.
Shepard: Granted. Don't let the door hit you on your way out.
(Samara leaves, but halfway through the door Shepard calls out.)
Shepard: Samara?
(She halts.)
Samara: Yes, Shepard?
Shepard: Next time you're worried about my morals, get someone I might actually respect to bring it to my notice. Try Jacob: he's got a working moral compass and won't do whatever I say. I'd take anything coming from him far more seriously than, say, a mother who abandoned the rest of her children and dedicated the rest of her life to the culturally acceptable murder of her child. Just saying.
(Samara leaves, and once the door has closed Joker just whistles.)
Joker: Well, Commander, I can't say I was expecting that. Actually thought you were going to kill me for a moment there.
Shepard: Consider that your punishment for being stupid, then. When have I ever killed someone just for the hell of it?
Joker: Well, there was that one Asari chick on Feros-
Shepard: Joker.
Joker: Right, right! Poked around too much in your head, traveled places best left forgotten, etc. etc. Sorry. If that's all, I think I need to go change my pants.
Shepard: Do it later. I want us heading to Omega by the time you could get to the cockpit.
(EDI appears)
EDI: Shepard, Mr. Morreau is not necessary for starting our navigation towards Omega. I can handle it at this moment while Mr. Morreau sanitizes himself.
Shepard: Belay that, EDI. Do as I say. (Looks at Joker.) This is my payback for getting me killed. Once you sit down and punch in the coordinates, you can go change.
Joker: ...crap.
Shepard: (Looking towards the floor.) Apparently. I'll get Gardner.
#509
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 11:39
There is so much WIN in this, I don't even know where to begin. BRAVO!Dean_the_Young wrote...
*tons of awesomeness finally ending in the following*
Shepard: (Looking towards the floor.) Apparently. I'll get Gardner.
#510
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 11:53
other Renegade-y character) in response to his poor life choices.
*samara walks into room*
samara: shepard, i am forced to intervene due to all the immoral things you are ordering me to do.
shepard: samara, i order you to stop your intervention.
samara: ..... goddamit.
*samara walks out of room*
#511
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 06:44
#512
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 09:29
ADLegend21 wrote...
New Challenge: the virmire survivor having a chat with Jacob in the Normandy's armory. Can be about anything.
Jacob: Hey, what's going on?
VS (flirty voice): I just want to talk for a bit.
Jacob: ..... you too?
Modifié par volus4life, 25 janvier 2011 - 09:30 .
#513
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 10:02
Blazing_Mako wrote...
Scene: Council chambers to discuss the report that a human colony has disappeared...
Blazing Mako, awesome, really enjoyed that. Just to nitpick ever so slightly, I don't think that tie in you did at the end jumping into the start of ME2 really works because that conversation between miranda and t.i.m takes place before the normandy is destroyed.
#514
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 10:05
Dean_the_Young wrote...
MShep: *Walks in room* what is this?
Samara: Shepard, this in an intervention, you're actions recently have been criminal in nature and it pains us to see you this way.
Shep:Us? (Looks around, only sees Joker.)
Joker: (waves) I'm just here to watch this go down.
Shep: Us, huh? Do you have a tumor I need to know about, Samara?
(Samara looks briefly annoyed)
Samara: No, I do not. Regardless, your recent immorality is a cause of concern for us all and-
Shep: Hah!
Samara: -and I believe it best to stage this intervention for the betterment of yourself.
Shep: Well, Samara, that's quite considerate of you, and while I'm touched that you think yourself fit to fix me... no.
Samara: I see. That is a shame.
Shep: Hey, don't get me wrong. I've always wanted an intervention! Rounds off those life experiances of leading a ship filled with people with deadlier histories than myself, who literally wouldn't give a damn if I shot some random person in the street if I said it was important. But I've had my irony quota for the week already, and Chakwas has medical concerns, so I'll have to pass on being lectured about morality by an alien vigilantee quasi-cultist.
Samara: The Justicars are not a cult.
Shep: Sure you are. You might be an acceptable cult in Asari culture, but that's pretty much what you are to anyone with perspective.
Samara: You are gravely mistaken.
Shep: Am I? Samara, take Joker off the floor with your biotics and prepare to slam him.
Samara: !
Joker: Shepard, hey man, I think I'll just go and-
Shep: Samara. By your oath of subsummission, I order you to use your biotics to pick Joker and prepare to reduce him to a pile of slimy, brittle bits.
Samara: ...
(Samara envelops Joker in a biotic aura, and lifts him off the ground.)
Joker: Shepard, if this is about getting you killed on the Normandy I really didn't mean to and I-
Shepard: Shut up, Joker. Now, Samara, when I count to three, you will slam Joker into the ground and kill him. Do you understand?
Samara: (silent)
Shepard: (changing his tone of voice for the first time)
Shepard: Do you understand me, Justicar?
Samara: I hear you, Shepard, and I will obey as my Code compells me.
Shepard: Then obey this: turn towards that window, look at that reflection, and see someone who was prepared to murder someone else simply because they were told to.
Samara: I would only be following your orders as my code compells me.
Shepard: Yeah, we've heard that excuse before: at Nuremberg. We killed those immoral bastards too for following orders and their laws. Now put Joker down, gently.
(Samara does)
Shepard: You may think yourself moral and justified, Samara, but I don't. I personally find you an abhorrent aspect of Asari culture that the Asari have romanticized in ignorance. But I don't care: if the Asari want to respect people like you, all the worse for them. The Asari need more flaws. But I do not. The people on my ship do not. Given how you'd be obliged to take on any and all of us on sight and knowledge had we met in other circumstances, I've already received more than once voice of concern about your possible conduct. You do not like me? Fine. I promise to go to my room later and cry and sob and miserate about how much that means to me. But you are not my moral compass. You are my tool for stopping a genocidal alien threat to humanity. Is this clear?
Samara: Perfectly. If that is all, I request permission to leave now.
Shepard: Granted. Don't let the door hit you on your way out.
(Samara leaves, but halfway through the door Shepard calls out.)
Shepard: Samara?
(She halts.)
Samara: Yes, Shepard?
Shepard: Next time you're worried about my morals, get someone I might actually respect to bring it to my notice. Try Jacob: he's got a working moral compass and won't do whatever I say. I'd take anything coming from him far more seriously than, say, a mother who abandoned the rest of her children and dedicated the rest of her life to the culturally acceptable murder of her child. Just saying.
(Samara leaves, and once the door has closed Joker just whistles.)
Joker: Well, Commander, I can't say I was expecting that. Actually thought you were going to kill me for a moment there.
Shepard: Consider that your punishment for being stupid, then. When have I ever killed someone just for the hell of it?
Joker: Well, there was that one Asari chick on Feros-
Shepard: Joker.
Joker: Right, right! Poked around too much in your head, traveled places best left forgotten, etc. etc. Sorry. If that's all, I think I need to go change my pants.
Shepard: Do it later. I want us heading to Omega by the time you could get to the cockpit.
(EDI appears)
EDI: Shepard, Mr. Morreau is not necessary for starting our navigation towards Omega. I can handle it at this moment while Mr. Morreau sanitizes himself.
Shepard: Belay that, EDI. Do as I say. (Looks at Joker.) This is my payback for getting me killed. Once you sit down and punch in the coordinates, you can go change.
Joker: ...crap.
Shepard: (Looking towards the floor.) Apparently. I'll get Gardner.
Absolutely amazing writing. Just a perfect renegade Shepherd 'voice'. It's always been more that RenShep has been of the chaotic/aggressive, but basically moral character - there's a justification that can be made for his choices. Anyway...bravo, loved the way he cut her down in the middle of the piece...the moral outrage oozed out of the text....classy bit of creative writing and sets a high bar for others....
#515
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 10:57
#516
Posté 26 janvier 2011 - 02:05
FShep:So Joker, anything on the dating front?Fromyou wrote...
challenge: Shepard talks to joker about Joker's situation with EDI
Joker: let me guess, you think just because you bagged a hottie like ash and are working your way into Miranda's jumpsuit that you're gonna hook me up with someone?
Shep: no, I thought I'd give you advice on baggin the lady you're after.
Joker: this I gotta see.
Shep: I mean, she's a delicate lady, you've ogtta treat her right, show her that you care and pay attention to her.
Joker: who are you talking about?
Shep: you know, the igrl you met online...
Joker: I'm don't do extranet dating.
Shep: not extranet dating....
Joker: I'm not....
EDI: she is talking about me Jeff. You rarely speak to me and you haven't touched me since the collectors were aboard. did I gain weight Jeff?
Joker: haha very funny.
EDI: that was a joke.
#517
Posté 26 janvier 2011 - 02:19
Fromyou wrote...
challenge: Shepard talks to joker about Joker's situation with EDI
BEFORE JOKER LIKED EDI:
shepard: how's it going?
joker: fractured my thumb on the mute button, but i think i've made my point now.
AFTER JOKER LIKES EDI:
shepard: how's it going?
joker: sprained my wrist and hair is growing on my palms, but i think i've found true love now.
SHEPARD AND JOKER IN THE ELEVATOR:
shep: hey joker, where you limping off to?
joker: i, ah, gotta check on something in the AI core real quick.
shep: with flowers and a bottle of champagne in your hands?
joker: yeah, um, these are for... legion?
shep: legion is on a shuttle for a mission.
joker: yeah! i know! i'm just dropping them off for now.
EDI: joker, i'm waiting. and i'm not wearing anything.
shepard: oh ho.
joker: damn it, EDI!
EDI: go ahead and shackle me, joker. you know what i like.
Modifié par volus4life, 26 janvier 2011 - 02:20 .
#518
Posté 26 janvier 2011 - 02:21
Challenge: EDI earnestly hitting on Joker. Alternately, EDI seeking dating advice from Tali.
#519
Posté 26 janvier 2011 - 02:33
Orion1836 wrote...
The renegade MShep - Samara dialogue was *priceless.* Outstanding work!
Challenge: EDI earnestly hitting on Joker. Alternately, EDI seeking dating advice from Tali.
EDI: Joker, I like it when you push my buttons.
Joker: Oh really? Take that! And that! And that!
EDI: Oh my god, Joker, I - I - I'm so close! *static snowstorm noises* Oh Joker, that was so wonderful!
Joker: Did you really feel that??
EDI: No. I was faking it.
Joker: Damn it. Story of my life.
EDI: Tali Zorah vas Normandy?
Tali: Yes, EDI?
EDI: I seek advice on how to attract the attention of male biological entities.
Tali: Oh! Well, you know what gets those human males going? When you cover your assets in a tight little bodysuit like mine! They know there's something going on underneath, and they're just dying to find out!
EDI: I see. Thank you, Tali Zorah vas Normandy.
*one day later, Joker walks in to the cockpit with a cup of coffee*
Joker: Ahhh, good morning, EDI - wait, why is there a tarpulin over the controls?
EDI: I am covering my assets. Do you want to find out what's underneath?
Joker: Uh, yeah?
EDI: Buy me a drink first. Fill me up at the nearest fuel depot.
#520
Posté 26 janvier 2011 - 03:45
#521
Guest_iOnlySignIn_*
Posté 26 janvier 2011 - 05:03
Guest_iOnlySignIn_*
volus4life wrote...
EDI: Joker, I like it when you push my buttons.
Joker: Oh really? Take that! And that! And that!
EDI: Oh my god, Joker, I - I - I'm so close! *static snowstorm noises* Oh Joker, that was so wonderful!
Joker: Did you really feel that??
EDI: No. I was faking it.
Joker: Damn it. Story of my life.
EDI: Tali Zorah vas Normandy?
Tali: Yes, EDI?
EDI: I seek advice on how to attract the attention of male biological entities.
Tali: Oh! Well, you know what gets those human males going? When you cover your assets in a tight little bodysuit like mine! They know there's something going on underneath, and they're just dying to find out!
EDI: I see. Thank you, Tali Zorah vas Normandy.
*one day later, Joker walks in to the cockpit with a cup of coffee*
Joker: Ahhh, good morning, EDI - wait, why is there a tarpulin over the controls?
EDI: I am covering my assets. Do you want to find out what's underneath?
Joker: Uh, yeah?
EDI: Buy me a drink first. Fill me up at the nearest fuel depot.
Dammit! You almost gave me a hernia from all the laughing.
It doesn't help either that this dialogue engenders naughty thoughts concerning Ms. Tricia Helfer.
#522
Posté 26 janvier 2011 - 05:04
#523
Posté 26 janvier 2011 - 05:34
holy good god, i google'd tricia helfer, EDI's VA looks like THAT?????iOnlySignIn wrote...
It doesn't help either that this dialogue engenders naughty thoughts concerning Ms. Tricia Helfer.
EDI for male shep love interest in ME3.
#524
Posté 26 janvier 2011 - 07:01
Malanek999 wrote...
Blazing_Mako wrote...
Scene: Council chambers to discuss the report that a human colony has disappeared...
Blazing Mako, awesome, really enjoyed that. Just to nitpick ever so slightly, I don't think that tie in you did at the end jumping into the start of ME2 really works because that conversation between miranda and t.i.m takes place before the normandy is destroyed.
Oh? For real? I always assumed that it took place just after Cerberus got Shep's body back...as in TIM was ensuring that Miranda was focused on the importance of the task...I
#525
Posté 26 janvier 2011 - 08:57
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Door opens.
Garrus: Ah, Shepard. I was just in the middle of some calibr-
She pulls down on the top of his chest armor and pecks his cheek.
Shepard: You need to calibrate that brain of yours.
Garrus: You can just...never be too sure. I can't let what happened to you on the SR-1 happen again. Besides, we have to hit the Reaper's hard.
Shepard: Tough, hardened, loyal and a gentleman. Anything else?
Garrus: Stylish.
Shepard grins, "Don't get too cocky, you might end up popping a heat sink too early."
Garrus: I knew it. It's like you humans say..'I'm never living that one down.'
Shepard: Not while I'm around, you're not.
Shepard: You know I should come down here more often.
Garrus: Well, besides the obvious, why do you say that?
Shepard: It's peaceful. The Captain's cabin is nice..but you can really hear the Normandy here.
Garrus: I've been on quite a few ships and they all sound the same to me. I try to tune out the bleeps and bloops. Never works, though.
Shepard: Like that music I had to tune out last night? I thought you were going to start dancing.
Garrus: How was I supposed to know what you li-
Shepard: Oh no.
Garrus: What?
Shepard: I have visions of you dancing.
Garrus looks away and looks back at Shepard slowly.
Garrus: Should've heard the Asari laughing at your superb dance skills at Flux.
She closes the gap between them and gives him a light fist to the gut.
Shepard: Were you laughing, Garrus? ...you both would've been black and blue.
Garrus: Well...she's already bl-Damn!
Shepard: I can do this allll night. I didn't hear you laughing at my moves last night, either.
Garrus: Yeah..but you weren't dancing.
She whips her head around before delivering the blow.
Garrus: What is it?
Shepard: Someone with some loud footsteps is coming..
Garrus: Odd. I don't hear anything.
Shepard: Joker and Tali are the only two on the ship. This is why you don't tune everything out, Garrus.
Garrus: I'm not used to everyone else not being here. First, my crew. Now yours.
Shepard: You're on the left, I'm on the right. Wait for the door to open. We'll surprise them.
Garrus: No problem, Shepard.
The door flies open with a blinding light, both of them shielding their eyes.
Garrus: Wait here. I'll check it out.
Shepard: What? No! WAIT! DON'T!
He pulls his rifle and steps through the door, the door crashing shut behind him. Shepard calls out, but nothing. Her vision returns..but she's looking up from the floor and slowly pulls herself up, confused.
Legion: Shepard-Commander. Routine calibrations. Are you injured?
Shepard: No..I just..it's nothing. Don't worry about it.
Legion: Affirmitive.
EDI: Shepard, The Illusive Man is waiting for you in the Comm. room.
Shepard: He can wait. Thanks, anyway.
Modifié par Silmane, 26 janvier 2011 - 09:00 .





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