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[ZachForrest]

Garrus and Shepard. A continuing series.

-Who's that fella in the tank?

-Dunno, he was there when I came to. The others must've brought him aboard.

-I haven't been down here in ages. What happened?

-We came down to check if there was any more Cinzano in the hold. We couldn't get back up the stairs.

-Any left?

-Here. There's sick all on the bottle.

-I don't mind. There's blood coming out your mouth. Why's that?

-Not sure. I think that woman hit me.

-The slaphead?

-That's a bloke. The mean woman i mean.

-She's a woman. I was being sick in the ladies' and she came in.

-The slaphead?

-Yeah

-you think he's alright in that tank?

-dunno. Oi, you in the tank.

-.....

-Well, that's manners for you

Modifié par ZachForrest, 31 janvier 2011 - 01:33 .

[sporeian]

Harbinger: Okay... Protheans all destroyed and we should all be on are way...
Sovereign: Shouldn't we go through one last time just to make sure they're all gone. Some of them could have gone into hiding or in secret cryos or something!
Reaper Armada: *laughs*
Harbinger: hahahaha... Sovereign, you just pulled Vangaurd duty.
Sovereign: BUT IT TAKES SO LONGGGGGGGGG FOR SOMEONE TO FIND ME!
Harbinger: Well that's what you get for being a ninny. THEY'RE ALL DEAD FOR GOD'S SAKE!

*After ME1*

Harbinger: huh... guess some of them DID survive... well time for plan B, send in The Collectors to kill that human that killed Sovereign and start the human harvesting.

*After ME2*

Harbinger: Ok seriously man... your starting to p*ss me off man. I'm gonna have to come in there and kill you now. I'm gonna come in there and make Big Ben my B*tch. Try and stop me!

Modifié par sporeian, 31 janvier 2011 - 01:56 .

[Sandbox47]

Kasumi: ... Shepard? What did you do?

Shep: I, ah... am looking around. I mean away around.

Kasumi: Did you drink everything in the bar?

Shep: Define "everything".

Kasumi: Oh my god! I had scorpion poison stored away for Thane! Did you drink that too?

Shep: Oh yea. Went down like a b***h and came up in pretty, flowery patterns.

Kasumi: You drank the water from the flower pot!

Shep: Oh yeah, why the hell did you put flowers in it?

(because drunk people are easy to make fun off)

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Joker: So commander...

Shep: Yes?

Joker: What exactly is our strategy?

Shep: Do you really want to know?

Joker: Only if its good. And doesn't involve me walking or running.

Shep: Ah... well then I'll keep it silent.

Joker: Son of a... Alright, I want to know!

Shep: Here's what we'll do: We will launch you out into space in a space suit and you will be doing an intricate dance, much like what the bees do to guide their hive to flowers so that the Reapers become confused and befuddled.

Joker: You know, usually I'd let that pass, but... You've got no idea what to do, do you?

Shep: Do you?

Joker: Well no...

Shep: So there. I have an idea at least. I win. ________________________________________________________________________________



Thane: Have you noticed that Shepard is acting strange as of late?

Garrus: Yes.

Thane: Why is that, do you think?

Garrus: I have a guess or two.

Thane: Such as?

Garrus: Either I've got too long a reach or she's out of flexibility.

Thane: Ah... forget I asked.

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Joker: That's an inhabited planet, you know?

Shep: I do.

Joker: And you're mining it?

Shep: What choice do I have?

Joker: Well there's a gas-giant just a few light minutes away...

Shep: Oh yeah, about that...

Joker: What about that?

Shep: Grunt was lighting his farts when we flew by...

Joker: Don't tell me, I don't want to know.

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Oriana: So you are Commander Shepard?

Shep: I am.

Oriana: I hear that you are on a dangerous mission.

Shep: Don't worry, its almost over.

Oriana: You can't fool my sister and you can't fool me.

Shep: Oh good.

Oriana: This is for the sake of all intelligent life in the galaxy. Let me join you.

Shep: I thought you wanted degrees?

Oriana: I'm up in 38C, I'll manage.

Shep: Wait... what?

Oriana: Well I'm back to normal heat.

Shep: Miranda, your curiously heated sister is here. Deal with her!

________________________________________________________________________________



Miranda: Oriana, I don't want you to come with us.

Oriana: A nice thing to say to your sister, don't you think?

Miranda: I'm not joking. This will be extremely dangerous.

Oriana: And if you fail? What then?

Miranda: Then you're all dead. So I can't have you hindering us.

Oriana: I can see why Shepard has replaced you with Garrus.

Miranda: She hasn't. She just... relieved me of some duties.

Oriana: Riiight. Well good luck with that. Oh Garrus? Can I join you guys?

_________________________________________________________________________________



Oriana: So you are Miranda's partner in crime?

Jacob: That's one way of looking at it, yes.

Oriana: And how close were you two?

Jacob: Pretty close. And then we just sorta pushed each other away.

Oriana: So... want to give it a try with her again?

Jacob: I don't think she'd... Oh, you mean yourself.

Miranda: Oriana! Get out of the armory!

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Oriana: So what do you guys look like under the helmets?

Tali: Try to think of it this way; whether you know or not, you will still only see this helmet and never my face. So try to think of me the way you see me.

Oriana: You can't be that ugly.

Tali: I'm not ugly!

Oriana: Then tell me.

Ken: Don't bother. I've been pestering her for days. But apparently; she's got a shutgun.

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Oriana: So you are the best Alliance pilot?

Joker: No, no, no. I am the best pilot in the whole damn galaxy.

Oriana: Really?

Joker: That's what my driver's lisence says.

Oriana: Women must be throwing themselves at you.

Joker: Ah... To be honest, I don't think that my legs would survive if a kitten threw itself at me.

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Shep: I think that Miranda is right, Oriana. You are too young to join us.

Oriana: That's not fair.

Shep: How so?

Oriana: Well Morrigan is thousands of years old but you don't think that she's too senile or anything.

Shep: Well she's not senile...

Morrigan: What's your name again? Ah, I remember now. Jack, right? No, Arthur. No, no, Alex. Ah, Joker. I knew that.

Oriana: *one eybrow rasied*

Shep: *sighs* Fine, you'll be Morrigan's walking memory bank.

[MSparkyPants]

Garrus: GO GO GO!

Tali: ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE!

Shep: FFFF---

[Blazing_Mako]

@ZachForrest



That was brilliant. Your best one so far.

[ADLegend21]

Sandbox47 wrote...

Oriana: So you are Miranda's partner in crime?
Jacob: That's one way of looking at it, yes.
Oriana: And how close were you two?
Jacob: Pretty close. And then we just sorta pushed each other away.
Oriana: So... want to give it a try with her again?
Jacob: I don't think she'd... Oh, you mean yourself.
Miranda: Oriana! Get out of the armory!

hahahaha what?!

[ZachForrest]

Blazing_Mako wrote...

@ZachForrest

That was brilliant. Your best one so far.

Cheers!

[Aolbain]

Sandbox and Sporeian, that's just awesome.

[ZachForrest]

Shepard n Garrus

-How long have we got?

-2 hours

-plenty of time. who we meeting?

-Thane. His lad's in trouble. I said we'd help.

-That's nice. I'll get them in. Black russian?

-Yeah. no coke mind. No good for you.

....

-they're good them black russians. The coffee stops you getting too drunk

-yeah. i've had ten.

-if you told me you weren't drunk and i didn't know you weren't i'd say i didn't think you were.

-i do feel a bit sick for some reason

-have some sambuca. It's herbal that. Good for you

-cheers

....

-It's nice to get off that ship

-yeah. we could spend our whole lives on it.

-I don't think the others like us. I was having a lie down in the toilet...i heard them talking

- **** 'em

-let's never go back

-i'll get a couple brandys. It's good for the cold, brandy.

-Is it cold? I thought i couldn't feel my legs.

...

-i hope Thane got on alright without us

Modifié par ZachForrest, 31 janvier 2011 - 07:32 .

[phantomdragoness]

Just my own little snippet of what I think could start the romance between Garrus and Shepard if Garrus was a bit more forward. Takes place right after Garrus' loyalty mission, and it involves most of the original dialogue; it's meant for a Shepard who may have conflicted feelings over the choices she's made.


Garrus: It's so much easier to see the world in black and white. Gray? I don't know what to do with gray.
Shepard: Don't be so hard on yourself. Besides, you handle me pretty well.
Garrus: What?
Shepard: It's just...nothing. Forget I said anything. Come on, let's get out of here.
Garrus: Shepard...you're not gray. You're not even black, or white. You're...you're gold.
Shepard: ...I disagree, but thank-you, Garrus. That's...sweet.

:innocent:

[Woodsworth]

Shepard: Thane, I need to you go into the vent of the collector base.  You might die.
Thane: Shepard... I'm already dying.
Shepard: I've been there
Thane: Also, the people I worked for killed my wife.
Shepard: I've never had a wife. Probably doesn't help that I let the last girl that liked me get blow up by a nuke.
Tane: I lost myself in anger and forgot about everything in my life until I had killed everyone involved.
Shepard: I wiped out a whole species for ****s and giggles this one time, hahaha. Ahh, good times
Thane: Now my son hates me, and even worse, he in becoming like me.
Shepard:.....So are you saying you're volunteering for the vents or what?

Modifié par Woodsworth, 31 janvier 2011 - 09:09 .

[Cra5y Pineapple]

 @ZachForrest Any paticular reason Garrus and Shep are speaking in cockney?

MSparkyPants wrote...
Garrus: GO GO GO!
Tali: ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE!
Shep: FFFF---

*Bad deja vu* I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER!
lol

[ZachForrest]

they're not cockneys. just english

Well they're english in my pointless reimagining that they're hapless drunks unable to complete the most basic task given to them

Modifié par ZachForrest, 31 janvier 2011 - 11:27 .

[Cra5y Pineapple]

ZachForrest wrote...

they're not cockneys. just english

Well they're english in my pointless reimagining that they're hapless drunks unable to complete the most basic task given to them

What you've done there is define the cockney culture.

[ZachForrest]

ha! point taken.



My Shepard and Garrus are too inebriated to speak in rhyming slang however. They like to keep their sentences as short as possible. lest some vomit sneak out. or blood for that matter.

[ADLegend21]

MSparkyPants wrote...

Garrus: GO GO GO!
Tali: ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE!
Shep: FFFF---

Jack: I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Grunt: WATCH OUT!
Legion: *random geth noises*

[MajorStranger]

Mordin: So Tali... I heard you and Shepard are an item now?

Tali: That is correct doctor.

Mordin: good...good... you took antibiotic and make sure the environment was sterile. We wouldn't want you to get infected during... well. *cough*... coitus...

Tali: can't this elevator go any faster!?

[Dean_the_Young]

Woodsworth wrote...

Shepard: Thane, I need to you go into the vent of the collector base.  You might die.
Thane: Shepard... I'm already dying.
Shepard: I've been there
Thane: Also, the people I worked for killed my wife.
Shepard: I've never had a wife. Probably doesn't help that I let the last girl that liked me get blow up by a nuke.
Tane: I lost myself in anger and forgot about everything in my life until I had killed everyone involved.
Shepard: I wiped out a whole species for ****s and giggles this one time, hahaha. Ahh, good times
Thane: Now my son hates me, and even worse, he in becoming like me.
Shepard:.....So are you saying you're volunteering for the vents or what?

You know what?

I love this. I am so using this in-game next time for my imperfect Paragon playthrough.

[MSparkyPants]

ADLegend21 wrote...

MSparkyPants wrote...

Garrus: GO GO GO!
Tali: ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE!
Shep: FFFF---

Jack: I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Grunt: WATCH OUT!
Legion: *random geth noises*

Garrus: Definitely like old times.
Shep: Stfu.

[A2N2T]

Right before the Omega 4 relay jump.



Shepard: Well, here I go again jumping into the unknown with nothing more than a small team and blind optimism. Ah, just like the good ol' days. (Looks at the picture of Ashley) At least last time you were here to make the wait before jump go by. *Sigh*

EDI: Shepard, would you like me establish a comm link with Operat...

S: No EDI. That won't be necessary. I don't think that she needs to know that she might just lose me again.

E: Very well Shepard.

S. Ash...



After Suicide Mission.



S: EDI?

E: Yes Shepard?

S: Establish that comm link you mentioned earlier.

E: Very well Commander.

Ash: Hello? This is Operation... (Long pause) Shepard?

S: Ash. We need to talk.



And that's all I got for now.

[Sandbox47]

@Zach, you have to do more of those. They are very amusing to read.

@Dean, writers cramp?



EDI: Shepard?

Shep: Yeah, EDI.

EDI: I detect a reduced amount of conversation amongst the crew. What has happened?

Shep: I'm not telling you. You'll report to Miranda.

EDI: And if I report that you are not telling me then she will inquire herself.

Shep: Son of a... fine. I lost the Arc.

EDI: ... You are right. I will report to Miranda.

[Dean_the_Young]

'Writers cramp' would imply I was trying to put out something.



'Life' would be more accurate.

[Sandbox47]

Ah, my mistake. I have no life though, so it's all good.

[ZachForrest]

Thanks @ Sandbox47



I'm trying to get some strips done, but Garrus is bloody hard to draw looking pissed.



I'm glad it's not just me i'm amusing.