Shepard: Launch some probes
*probes fly away and land on several planets*
Shepard: *looking at visual readings from the probes*......Good News, I found the Rebel Base!
Garrus: What the hell are you talking about?
Shepard: Nothing, Nothing, Nothing...
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#652
Posté 09 février 2011 - 04:58
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One really messed up Challenge:
Joker accidentily plays the crew two girls one cup from his extranet history rather than the mission briefing video. The remote breaks and he struggles to change the video while it flashes through the rest of his extranet history and EDI won't help.
Joker accidentily plays the crew two girls one cup from his extranet history rather than the mission briefing video. The remote breaks and he struggles to change the video while it flashes through the rest of his extranet history and EDI won't help.
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Posté 09 février 2011 - 05:07
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oh Challenge so accepted!James2912 wrote...
One really messed up Challenge:
Joker accidentily plays the crew two girls one cup from his extranet history rather than the mission briefing video. The remote breaks and he struggles to change the video while it flashes through the rest of his extranet history and EDI won't help.
MShep: Joker, playback the feed form the last mission.
Joker: you got it *plays video but it's actually 2 girls one cup*
MShep: what the hell?
Garrus: human female's mating?
Tali: whata re they....OH BOSH'TET!
Jack: what the **** you ****ers are ****ing sick!
Miranda: *hurls on the floor*
Shep: Dear god Joker, what the hell is this?!
Joker: I don't know EDI get rid of this?
garrus: I think I'll be scarred for ever
Grunt: whoa this is hot.
Kasumi: that's so not going in my greybox
Jacob: *also hurls*
Samara: By the goddess, no amount of meditations will get this out of my mind.
Legion: we are confused as to why the human females are consuming bodily waste.
zaeed: this reminds me of the time me and my squad were trapped behind Batarian lines our food ran out so we had to do something like this. iw as the only one who didn't throw up.
#654
Posté 09 février 2011 - 05:13
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ADLegend21 wrote...
oh Challenge so accepted!James2912 wrote...
One really messed up Challenge:
Joker accidentily plays the crew two girls one cup from his extranet history rather than the mission briefing video. The remote breaks and he struggles to change the video while it flashes through the rest of his extranet history and EDI won't help.
MShep: Joker, playback the feed form the last mission.
Joker: you got it *plays video but it's actually 2 girls one cup*
MShep: what the hell?
Garrus: human female's mating?
Tali: whata re they....OH BOSH'TET!
Jack: what the **** you ****ers are ****ing sick!
Miranda: *hurls on the floor*
Shep: Dear god Joker, what the hell is this?!
Joker: I don't know EDI get rid of this?
garrus: I think I'll be scarred for ever
Grunt: whoa this is hot.
Kasumi: that's so not going in my greybox
Jacob: *also hurls*
Samara: By the goddess, no amount of meditations will get this out of my mind.
Legion: we are confused as to why the human females are consuming bodily waste.
zaeed: this reminds me of the time me and my squad were trapped behind Batarian lines our food ran out so we had to do something like this. iw as the only one who didn't throw up.
Bioware should so hire you IMMEDIATLY!
:D:D:DAlso so many people are going to look up that video and be scarred for life now!!! lol:D:D:D
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Posté 09 février 2011 - 04:14
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In Councilor Anderson's office.
Anderson: Ah, Commander. Good to see you again.
Shepard: It's good to see you too Anderson. We need to talk.
Anderson: About what?
Shepard: As you probably know, I blew up the Collector base and more or less told TIM to shove it.
Anderson: Yes, I am quite aware of what you did, Commander. I was wondering when you would end your relationship with Cerberus.
Shepard: I was too. And now that it's over, I need to ask a favor from you.
Anderson: Well, you're alone and no longer with Cerberus, so what do you need?
Shepard: Captain, I need to know where Ashley is.
Anderson: I'm sorry Commander, but I can't tell you. You may not be with Cerberus anymore, you may have been reinstated into the Specters, but since you died, you are no longer with the Alliance and I cannot give you information about Alliance operatives.
Shepard: Captain, please, just tell me how to get in touch in with her at least.
Anderson: I'm sorry Shepard. I want to, I really do, but i cannot do that.
(Long pause. Anderson receives a message.)
Anderson: Shepard, I'm going to have to ask you leave.
Shepard: Don't bother. (Shepard leaves)
Anderson: I can't keep doing this to him.
(Door opens. Ashley enters.)
Anderson: Well?
Ashley: Shepard destroyed that base all right. Wasn't much left but debris; however, I was able to find something. (Hands Anderson a datapad.)
Anderson: And what of your other mission?
Ashley: The Normandy's last known location was Hagalaz. I'm heading out for there tomorrow to find out what Shepard wanted from there.
Anderson: Good. I want a report from you ASAP.
Ashley: Aye aye, sir! (Ashley leaves)
Anderson: Ah, Commander. Good to see you again.
Shepard: It's good to see you too Anderson. We need to talk.
Anderson: About what?
Shepard: As you probably know, I blew up the Collector base and more or less told TIM to shove it.
Anderson: Yes, I am quite aware of what you did, Commander. I was wondering when you would end your relationship with Cerberus.
Shepard: I was too. And now that it's over, I need to ask a favor from you.
Anderson: Well, you're alone and no longer with Cerberus, so what do you need?
Shepard: Captain, I need to know where Ashley is.
Anderson: I'm sorry Commander, but I can't tell you. You may not be with Cerberus anymore, you may have been reinstated into the Specters, but since you died, you are no longer with the Alliance and I cannot give you information about Alliance operatives.
Shepard: Captain, please, just tell me how to get in touch in with her at least.
Anderson: I'm sorry Shepard. I want to, I really do, but i cannot do that.
(Long pause. Anderson receives a message.)
Anderson: Shepard, I'm going to have to ask you leave.
Shepard: Don't bother. (Shepard leaves)
Anderson: I can't keep doing this to him.
(Door opens. Ashley enters.)
Anderson: Well?
Ashley: Shepard destroyed that base all right. Wasn't much left but debris; however, I was able to find something. (Hands Anderson a datapad.)
Anderson: And what of your other mission?
Ashley: The Normandy's last known location was Hagalaz. I'm heading out for there tomorrow to find out what Shepard wanted from there.
Anderson: Good. I want a report from you ASAP.
Ashley: Aye aye, sir! (Ashley leaves)
#656
Posté 09 février 2011 - 04:21
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Jack: Tell the cheerleader to stop 'accidently' throwing her warps at me or ill tear her a new (beep)ing hole.
Miranda: I wasn't doing that on purpose... you keep rushing in front of me going over the top with your biotics... what was i supposed to do.
Jack: (beep) off.
Shepard: (paragon) We cannot hope to defeat the reapers if all we do is fight ourselves.
(renegade) Knock it off you two else il knock sense into you myself!
(normal) Relax, save it for later.
Jack:(P) Fine, just your cerberus 'pet' on a better leash.
®Whatever,
(N)Sure... il make up for it later.
Miranda: (P)You're right shepard. This is pointless. *gives look to Jack*
®*lowers head and shakes*
(N)*sigh* Why did i ever sign up for this?
Miranda: I wasn't doing that on purpose... you keep rushing in front of me going over the top with your biotics... what was i supposed to do.
Jack: (beep) off.
Shepard: (paragon) We cannot hope to defeat the reapers if all we do is fight ourselves.
(renegade) Knock it off you two else il knock sense into you myself!
(normal) Relax, save it for later.
Jack:(P) Fine, just your cerberus 'pet' on a better leash.
®Whatever,
(N)Sure... il make up for it later.
Miranda: (P)You're right shepard. This is pointless. *gives look to Jack*
®*lowers head and shakes*
(N)*sigh* Why did i ever sign up for this?
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#657
Posté 09 février 2011 - 11:31
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M-98 Widow:
"YOU WILL KNOW P-Bhlam!"
"MY ATTACKS WILL T-Bhlam!"
"IF I MUST TEAR Y-Bhlam!"
"I AM THE HARBRIN-Bhlam!"
When renegade interrupts are not enough.
Thanks for all about this awesome thread. So full of WIN!
"YOU WILL KNOW P-Bhlam!"
"MY ATTACKS WILL T-Bhlam!"
"IF I MUST TEAR Y-Bhlam!"
"I AM THE HARBRIN-Bhlam!"
When renegade interrupts are not enough.
Thanks for all about this awesome thread. So full of WIN!
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#658
Posté 10 février 2011 - 01:05
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Kasumi: So what's your blood type?
Shep: What?
Kasumi: What's your blood type? I'm A.
Shep: A positive?
Kasumi: Does it matter?
Shep: Well what does my blood type matter? Is this some kind of Japanese custom that tells you of what kind of a person I am? Or are you planning to paint something and want to know the texture my blood has?
Kasumi: The first one.
Shep: Well if you must know... I'm C.
Kasumi: ... What?
Shep: Yeah. I'm the last thing you see. Get it?
Kasumi: Oh very witty.
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Kasumi: What's your blood type?
Garrus: Liquid.
Kasumi: I mean A or B, or both, maybe?
Garrus: Z.
Kasumi: As in..?
Garrus: As in Z negative.
Kasumi: ... That's not a joke?
Garrus: No. My father had Z as well, but my mother had W.
Kasumi: ... I see.
Garrus: Why? What does it matter?
Kasumi: It seems that I'll have to write my own book on blood types.
Garrus: Just bring a bottle everytime you go out with Shepard.
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Challenge: More blood!
Shep: What?
Kasumi: What's your blood type? I'm A.
Shep: A positive?
Kasumi: Does it matter?
Shep: Well what does my blood type matter? Is this some kind of Japanese custom that tells you of what kind of a person I am? Or are you planning to paint something and want to know the texture my blood has?
Kasumi: The first one.
Shep: Well if you must know... I'm C.
Kasumi: ... What?
Shep: Yeah. I'm the last thing you see. Get it?
Kasumi: Oh very witty.
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Kasumi: What's your blood type?
Garrus: Liquid.
Kasumi: I mean A or B, or both, maybe?
Garrus: Z.
Kasumi: As in..?
Garrus: As in Z negative.
Kasumi: ... That's not a joke?
Garrus: No. My father had Z as well, but my mother had W.
Kasumi: ... I see.
Garrus: Why? What does it matter?
Kasumi: It seems that I'll have to write my own book on blood types.
Garrus: Just bring a bottle everytime you go out with Shepard.
_______________________________________________________________________________
Challenge: More blood!
#659
Posté 10 février 2011 - 03:56
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ADLegend21 wrote...
oh Challenge so accepted!James2912 wrote...
One really messed up Challenge:
Joker accidentily plays the crew two girls one cup from his extranet history rather than the mission briefing video. The remote breaks and he struggles to change the video while it flashes through the rest of his extranet history and EDI won't help.
MShep: Joker, playback the feed form the last mission.
Joker: you got it *plays video but it's actually 2 girls one cup*
MShep: what the hell?
Garrus: human female's mating?
Tali: whata re they....OH BOSH'TET!
Jack: what the **** you ****ers are ****ing sick!
Miranda: *hurls on the floor*
Shep: Dear god Joker, what the hell is this?!
Joker: I don't know EDI get rid of this?
garrus: I think I'll be scarred for ever
Grunt: whoa this is hot.
Kasumi: that's so not going in my greybox
Jacob: *also hurls*
Samara: By the goddess, no amount of meditations will get this out of my mind.
Legion: we are confused as to why the human females are consuming bodily waste.
zaeed: this reminds me of the time me and my squad were trapped behind Batarian lines our food ran out so we had to do something like this. iw as the only one who didn't throw up.
That is so Zaeed.
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Posté 10 février 2011 - 08:56
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This is from another thread I made. FemShep and Grunt.
"Can I drive, Battlemaster?"
"We've talked about this already, Grunt. You have to wait until you're five and get your license."
"Krogans don't need licenses!"
"No, but the Council requires one, and we're driving a vehicle manufactured and regulated by a Council species. Also, you're not allowed to operative heavy machinery until you're five."
"But I AM heavy machinery!"
"It's OK Grunt. How about we let you play with the driving sim in the AI Core after we're back on the Normandy?"
"But it's not the real thing! The explosions don't burn! And the robot keeps hogging the console!"
"Can I drive, Battlemaster?"
"We've talked about this already, Grunt. You have to wait until you're five and get your license."
"Krogans don't need licenses!"
"No, but the Council requires one, and we're driving a vehicle manufactured and regulated by a Council species. Also, you're not allowed to operative heavy machinery until you're five."
"But I AM heavy machinery!"
"It's OK Grunt. How about we let you play with the driving sim in the AI Core after we're back on the Normandy?"
"But it's not the real thing! The explosions don't burn! And the robot keeps hogging the console!"
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#661
Posté 10 février 2011 - 09:51
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ADLegend21 wrote...
zaeed: this reminds me of the time me and my squad were trapped behind Batarian lines our food ran out so we had to do something like this. iw as the only one who didn't throw up.
That is just........so................BLARGH!!
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Posté 10 février 2011 - 10:21
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I thought you were going in a "spirit bomb" direction with this one lolSandbox47 wrote...
Shep: People of Earth!
PoE: What?
Shep: I have a message for you!
PoE: We're listening.
Shep: I... who's answering me?
PoE: People of Earth, you dimwit.
Shep: All of them?
PoE: ... Yea.
Shep: Oh... well, alright. I have a message for you-...
PoE: A massage?
Shep: A message, god damn it!
PoE: You've said that already! Get on with the message!
Shep: *to Joker* See, this is why I never do public speeches. Too many people have too little to say.
#663
Posté 10 février 2011 - 10:27
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Shep: How are you holding up Grunt?
Grunt: I'mfine, I'm glad you came, because now that i hae a clan more of the tank imprints are becoming clearer?
Shep: like what?
Grunt: more stuff on the human anatomy.
Shep: what are you seeing?
Grunt: spots tht make human female, like yourself, go limp.
Shep: O_O Grunt are you hitting on me?
Grunt: what, no? I could never....I'm not worthy to breed with someone such as you, you're...
Shep: I'm...?
Grunt: you're better thana krogan, you're like five Shiagurs in one.
Shep:...um...thanks.
Grunt:....would oyu lay with me Battlemaster?
Shep:........I'll think about it.
Grunt: I'mfine, I'm glad you came, because now that i hae a clan more of the tank imprints are becoming clearer?
Shep: like what?
Grunt: more stuff on the human anatomy.
Shep: what are you seeing?
Grunt: spots tht make human female, like yourself, go limp.
Shep: O_O Grunt are you hitting on me?
Grunt: what, no? I could never....I'm not worthy to breed with someone such as you, you're...
Shep: I'm...?
Grunt: you're better thana krogan, you're like five Shiagurs in one.
Shep:...um...thanks.
Grunt:....would oyu lay with me Battlemaster?
Shep:........I'll think about it.
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Posté 10 février 2011 - 11:01
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Jack: Hey old guy, you got a minute?
Zaeed: No, I'm too busy doing jack-nothing, throwing knives at the wall.
Jack: I could almost swear we've met before.
Zaeed: (Abruptly) Just your imagination.
Jack: Well, if you "were" who I had in mind...I just wanted to say..Thanks.
*Pause/Zaeed looks at Jack amused*
Zaeed: Right.
Jack: (Infuriated) Aargh, this is stupid, I shouldnt have gone down here. Go **** yourself.
*Jack exits/Shot of Zaeed looking at the door,reminiscing with crossed arms and leans against the wall)
Zaeed: Take care of yourself Jackie-girl.
Zaeed: No, I'm too busy doing jack-nothing, throwing knives at the wall.
Jack: I could almost swear we've met before.
Zaeed: (Abruptly) Just your imagination.
Jack: Well, if you "were" who I had in mind...I just wanted to say..Thanks.
*Pause/Zaeed looks at Jack amused*
Zaeed: Right.
Jack: (Infuriated) Aargh, this is stupid, I shouldnt have gone down here. Go **** yourself.
*Jack exits/Shot of Zaeed looking at the door,reminiscing with crossed arms and leans against the wall)
Zaeed: Take care of yourself Jackie-girl.
#665
Posté 11 février 2011 - 02:20
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A2N2T wrote...
In Councilor Anderson's office.
Anderson: Ah, Commander. Good to see you again.
Shepard: It's good to see you too Anderson. We need to talk.
Anderson: About what?
Shepard: As you probably know, I blew up the Collector base and more or less told TIM to shove it.
Anderson: Yes, I am quite aware of what you did, Commander. I was wondering when you would end your relationship with Cerberus.
Shepard: I was too. And now that it's over, I need to ask a favor from you.
Anderson: Well, you're alone and no longer with Cerberus, so what do you need?
Shepard: Captain, I need to know where Ashley is.
Anderson: I'm sorry Commander, but I can't tell you. You may not be with Cerberus anymore, you may have been reinstated into the Specters, but since you died, you are no longer with the Alliance and I cannot give you information about Alliance operatives.
Shepard: Captain, please, just tell me how to get in touch in with her at least.
Anderson: I'm sorry Shepard. I want to, I really do, but i cannot do that.
(Long pause. Anderson receives a message.)
Anderson: Shepard, I'm going to have to ask you leave.
Shepard: Don't bother. (Shepard leaves)
Anderson: I can't keep doing this to him.
(Door opens. Ashley enters.)
Anderson: Well?
Ashley: Shepard destroyed that base all right. Wasn't much left but debris; however, I was able to find something. (Hands Anderson a datapad.)
Anderson: And what of your other mission?
Ashley: The Normandy's last known location was Hagalaz. I'm heading out for there tomorrow to find out what Shepard wanted from there.
Anderson: Good. I want a report from you ASAP.
Ashley: Aye aye, sir! (Ashley leaves)
I don't see this ending well. Liara would rip her in half.
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Posté 11 février 2011 - 04:07
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*The crew all enjoys lunch together*
Shepard: Wow this stuff is really good! What did you put into it?
Gardner: The secret is not washing your hands!
*Crew stops eating and begins to violently throw up*
Zaeed: Bunch a pansies! *contunes to eat*
Shepard: Wow this stuff is really good! What did you put into it?
Gardner: The secret is not washing your hands!
*Crew stops eating and begins to violently throw up*
Zaeed: Bunch a pansies! *contunes to eat*
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Posté 11 février 2011 - 04:10
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sporeian wrote...
*The crew all enjoys lunch together*
Shepard: Wow this stuff is really good! What did you put into it?
Gardner: The secret is not washing your hands!
*Crew stops eating and begins to violently throw up*
haha you should add a:
*except for Zaeed
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Posté 11 février 2011 - 04:12
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James2912 wrote...
sporeian wrote...
*The crew all enjoys lunch together*
Shepard: Wow this stuff is really good! What did you put into it?
Gardner: The secret is not washing your hands!
*Crew stops eating and begins to violently throw up*
haha you should add a:
*except for Zaeed
done!
#669
Posté 11 février 2011 - 04:18
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James2912 wrote...
sporeian wrote...
*The crew all enjoys lunch together*
Shepard: Wow this stuff is really good! What did you put into it?
Gardner: The secret is not washing your hands!
*Crew stops eating and begins to violently throw up*
haha you should add a:
*except for Zaeed
*Zaeed goes for seconds
fixed
#670
Posté 11 février 2011 - 08:40
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Kasumi: Hey Jacob.
Jacob: oh hey Kasumi, need something?
Kasumi: why indeed I do, I need you to come down to the crew deck and check something for me.
Jacob: Okay, what?
Kasumi: I dropped something and I need you to lift something up with your biotics to get it.
Jacob: alright I'll be down in a few to help you.
Kasumi: *seductive tone* I'll be waiting.
*a few minutes later*
Jacob: *enters Kasumi's room* hey I'm her to ...help you..
Kasumi: *is naked* good, I seem to have dropped my panties, mind helping me get them back up.
Jacob:...I...uh....yeah.
Kasumi: *activates omni-tool* *dear diary,the naked man does work!
Jacob: oh hey Kasumi, need something?
Kasumi: why indeed I do, I need you to come down to the crew deck and check something for me.
Jacob: Okay, what?
Kasumi: I dropped something and I need you to lift something up with your biotics to get it.
Jacob: alright I'll be down in a few to help you.
Kasumi: *seductive tone* I'll be waiting.
*a few minutes later*
Jacob: *enters Kasumi's room* hey I'm her to ...help you..
Kasumi: *is naked* good, I seem to have dropped my panties, mind helping me get them back up.
Jacob:...I...uh....yeah.
Kasumi: *activates omni-tool* *dear diary,the naked man does work!
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Posté 11 février 2011 - 11:02
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ADLegend21 wrote...
Kasumi: Hey Jacob.
Jacob: oh hey Kasumi, need something?
Kasumi: why indeed I do, I need you to come down to the crew deck and check something for me.
Jacob: Okay, what?
Kasumi: I dropped something and I need you to lift something up with your biotics to get it.
Jacob: alright I'll be down in a few to help you.
Kasumi: *seductive tone* I'll be waiting.
*a few minutes later*
Jacob: *enters Kasumi's room* hey I'm her to ...help you..
Kasumi: *is naked* good, I seem to have dropped my panties, mind helping me get them back up.
Jacob:...I...uh....yeah.
Kasumi: *activates omni-tool* *dear diary,the naked man does work!
I seriously think that Jacob and Kasumi got it on before the suicide mission.
#672
Posté 11 février 2011 - 12:55
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Zaeed: This takes me back... I remember this time I was being held captive in a krogan restroom for a year.(Etc...etc...)sporeian wrote...
*The crew all enjoys lunch together*
Shepard: Wow this stuff is really good! What did you put into it?
Gardner: The secret is not washing your hands!
*Crew stops eating and begins to violently throw up*
Zaeed: Bunch a pansies! *contunes to eat*
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Posté 11 février 2011 - 01:00
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OK, this dialogue is a continuation of something I started a bit earlier.
In an Alliance vessel in orbit around Hagalaz.
Ashley: Have you found anything yet?
Pilot: No ma'am. Scanners haven't found anything yet.
Ashley: We're going to find something here. We're not leaving until we to do.
Pilot: Ma'am with all due... Wait! We've picked something up in the storm!
Ashley: Well?
Pilot: It's a ship. All forms of identifying it are coming up with nothing.
Ashley: Strange. I'll go and take a shuttle down and check it out myself. Make sure that the shuttle leaves after I get off though, I don't want whoever's down there to know I'm here.
Pilot: Yes ma'am!
On board the Shadow Broker's ship.
Ashley: Who would want to have a ship here?
Info Drone: Good evening Shadow Broker.
Ashley: What?
Info Drone: You have 26 unread messages from the last half-hour.
Ashley: Damnit Shepard! What have you gotten yourself into.
Feron: Put your weapons down.
Ashley: Wha-
Feron: Now!
Liara: (Over intercom, voice distorted) Feron! Please show our guest in.
Feron: But-
Liara: Now!
Ashley: Great.
Feron: Welcome. Please allow me to show you inside.
Ashley: Be my guest.
(They enter the Shadow Broker's office)
Liara: Welcome, Ms. Williams.
Ashley: Do I know yo... Liara?
Liara: Yes. Now, what brings you here?
Ashley: I was looking for-
Liara: I know why you're here. I know many things now Ms. Williams.
Ashley: Are you-
Liara: Yes, I am the Shadow Broker.
Ashley: But how?
Liara: I had help of course.
Ashley: Shepard.
Liara: I'm glad you haven't completely forgotten about him. He really misses you, you know?
Ashley: (With some guilt) I know....
Liara: Good. (Liara's comm goes off) I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to go to the back room. Feron?
Feron: Of course. (To Ashley) Come on. (They leave)
Liara: Hello?
Shepard: (Over Comm) Liara, I got your message. What's going on? Why was there an Alliance ship here?
Liara: What do you mean by "was?"
Shepard: I got rid of it. Sent it off.
Liara: Come down here, alone. I have something that you might love to see.
Shepard: I'll be right there. (Signs off comm)
Liara: This should be fun.
In an Alliance vessel in orbit around Hagalaz.
Ashley: Have you found anything yet?
Pilot: No ma'am. Scanners haven't found anything yet.
Ashley: We're going to find something here. We're not leaving until we to do.
Pilot: Ma'am with all due... Wait! We've picked something up in the storm!
Ashley: Well?
Pilot: It's a ship. All forms of identifying it are coming up with nothing.
Ashley: Strange. I'll go and take a shuttle down and check it out myself. Make sure that the shuttle leaves after I get off though, I don't want whoever's down there to know I'm here.
Pilot: Yes ma'am!
On board the Shadow Broker's ship.
Ashley: Who would want to have a ship here?
Info Drone: Good evening Shadow Broker.
Ashley: What?
Info Drone: You have 26 unread messages from the last half-hour.
Ashley: Damnit Shepard! What have you gotten yourself into.
Feron: Put your weapons down.
Ashley: Wha-
Feron: Now!
Liara: (Over intercom, voice distorted) Feron! Please show our guest in.
Feron: But-
Liara: Now!
Ashley: Great.
Feron: Welcome. Please allow me to show you inside.
Ashley: Be my guest.
(They enter the Shadow Broker's office)
Liara: Welcome, Ms. Williams.
Ashley: Do I know yo... Liara?
Liara: Yes. Now, what brings you here?
Ashley: I was looking for-
Liara: I know why you're here. I know many things now Ms. Williams.
Ashley: Are you-
Liara: Yes, I am the Shadow Broker.
Ashley: But how?
Liara: I had help of course.
Ashley: Shepard.
Liara: I'm glad you haven't completely forgotten about him. He really misses you, you know?
Ashley: (With some guilt) I know....
Liara: Good. (Liara's comm goes off) I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to go to the back room. Feron?
Feron: Of course. (To Ashley) Come on. (They leave)
Liara: Hello?
Shepard: (Over Comm) Liara, I got your message. What's going on? Why was there an Alliance ship here?
Liara: What do you mean by "was?"
Shepard: I got rid of it. Sent it off.
Liara: Come down here, alone. I have something that you might love to see.
Shepard: I'll be right there. (Signs off comm)
Liara: This should be fun.
Modifié par A2N2T, 11 février 2011 - 03:23 .
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Posté 11 février 2011 - 03:25
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somecthemes wrote...
To A2N2T, epic awesomeness!
Thanks. I'll probably continue this series (I guess it's a series) later on today.
