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[ADLegend21]

A2N2T wrote...

OK, this dialogue is a continuation of something I started a bit earlier.
In an Alliance vessel in orbit around Hagalaz.

Ashley: Have you found anything yet?
Pilot: No ma'am. Scanners haven't found anything yet.
Ashley: We're going to find something here. We're not leaving until we to do.
Pilot: Ma'am with all due... Wait! We've picked something up in the storm!
Ashley: Well?
Pilot: It's a ship. All forms of identifying it are coming up with nothing.
Ashley: Strange. I'll go and take a shuttle down and check it out myself. Make sure that the shuttle leaves after I get off though, I don't want whoever's down there to know I'm here.
Pilot: Yes ma'am!

On board the Shadow Broker's ship.

Ashley: Who would want to have a ship here?
Info Drone: Good evening Shadow Broker.
Ashley: What?
Info Drone: You have 26 unread messages from the last half-hour.
Ashley: Damnit Shepard! What have you gotten yourself into.
Feron: Put your weapons down.
Ashley: Wha-
Feron: Now!
Liara: (Over intercom, voice distorted) Feron! Please show our guest in.
Feron: But-
Liara: Now!
Ashley: Great.
Feron: Welcome. Please allow me to show you inside.
Ashley: Be my guest.
(They enter the Shadow Broker's office)
Liara: Welcome, Ms. Williams.
Ashley: Do I know yo... Liara?
Liara: Yes. Now, what brings you here?
Ashley: I was looking for-
Liara: I know why you're here. I know many things now Ms. Williams.
Ashley: Are you-
Liara: Yes, I am the Shadow Broker.
Ashley: But how?
Liara: I had help of course.
Ashley: Shepard.
Liara: I'm glad you haven't completely forgotten about him. He really misses you, you know?
Ashley: (With some guilt) I know....
Liara: Good. (Liara's comm goes off) I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to go to the back room. Feron?
Feron: Of course. (To Ashley) Come on. (They leave)
Liara: Hello?
Shepard: (Over Comm) Liara, I got your message. What's going on? Why was there an Alliance ship here?
Liara: What do you mean by "was?"
Shepard: I got rid of it. Sent it off.
Liara: Come down here, alone. I have something that you might love to see.
Shepard: I'll be right there. (Signs off comm)
Liara: This should be fun.

Awwww yeah!!!! I do wonder hwo Shepard got rid of it though....

[A2N2T]

Alright, part tres of my little series. 
Also, apologies for the early post of this.

On the Normandy in orbit around Hagalaz before Shepard calls Liara.

Joker: Uh, Commander? We've got a bit of a problem.
Shepard:What is it?
EDI: I have detected the signature of an Alliance vessel. Stealth systems have been engaged; they do not know we are here.
Shepard: Open up a comm link with them. Let's see what's going on.
Alliance Pilot: (Over comm) Who is this?
Shepard: I'm Commander Shepard. Now tell me why you're here.
Pilot: Shepard? ****. Uh, we have heard reports of pirate activity out here. We are investigating this claim.
Shepard: Uh-huh. Listen: there are no pirates here. I have made sure of that personally. Now, you-
Pilot: No pirates? Great! We'll just be leaving then. You helped us out a great deal Commander. Thank you. (Signs off)
Shepard: EDI, did they try to send off a message?
EDI: Yes, but they had a security compromise and were unable to send it off.
Shepard: Good. Make sure it stays that way. I have a call to make
EDI: Of course Commander.
Shepard: I hope she's able to answer. (Calls Liara)
Liara: (Over Comm) Hello?
Shepard: Liara, I got your message. What's going on? Why was there an Alliance ship here?
Liara: What do you mean by "was?"
Shepard: I got rid of it. Sent it off.
Liara: Come down here, alone. I have something that you might love to see.
Shepard: I'll be right there. (Signs off comm)
Joker: What's going down Commander?
Shepard: Don't know yet, but Liara wants me to come down and meet her. Alone.
Joker: Huh. (Pause) Well, good luck; take pictures.
Shepard: *Sigh*

On board the Shadow Broker's ship.

Liara: Shepard! I'm glad you were able to get here so quickly.
Shepard: What's going on here Liara?
Liara: Well, you told me that you needed to know something, so I'm going to tell you what you want to know.
Shepard: But you could've done that over a comm channel. Why was there an Alliance ship here?
Liara: Well, I wanted to tell you in person what I know.
Shepard: Can you just admit that you needed help.
Liara: Shepard, I am grateful for all that you do for me, but I do not need you rescuing me all the damn time. Just because there an Alliance ship here, doesn't mean that I needed your help.
Shepard: Geez! All right, nevermind. (Pause) So what do have to tell me.
Liara: It's not so much something that I need to tell you, it's more of something that I need to show you.
Shepard: Well, OK. Show me.
Liara: Feron! Come on out. With our guest.
Shepard: Guest?
(Feron enters with Ashley in front of him.)
Shepard: (Surprised) Ash!
Ashley: (Aside) Oh no.
Shepard: Liara, what is Ash doing here?
Liara: She came to give me a surprise visit. Instead, I surprised her.
Shepard: Ash, what are you doing here?
Ashley: I was about to ask you the same thing.
Shepard: If you must know, I was securing my information broker.
Ashley: You mean the Shadow Broker?
Shepard: Yah. But the Broker is Liara.
Ashley: Shepard, how did this all happen?
Liara: Well, it all started when Cerberus contacted me to help take Shepard's body from the Broker before me.
Ashley: Why would they do that?
Liara: Well, after I got Shepard's body back, I gave him to them-
Ashley: You gave him to Cerberus!?!
Liara: They told me that they could bring him back! I couldn't let him go, unlike some people.
Ashley: Why you-
Shepard: Enough! Ash, Liara did the right thing. Besides, I'm not Cerberus anymore.
Ashley: You still have their ship and crew. How do you expect me to believe that you don't work for them anymore?
Shepard: Remember when we took the orginal Normandy from the Citidel when we were grounded? Well, that's more or less what I did with this Normandy. The only difference is that I don't plan on going to back to Cerberus, their plans for Human dominance get in the way with me saving the galaxy.
Ashley: Well, how do I know that they're not doing anything behind the scenes?
Shepard: Ash, you know that I wouldn't lie to you about this. Come with me onto my ship. Let me prove to you that I am not lying.
Ashley: There is no way that I am getting onto a Cerberus ship. I'm getting on my ship and going straight to Anderson about this.
Liara: Your ship has left. They abondened you.
Ashlye: What?
Shepard: When I showed up, your ship fled the scene. I'm sorry Ash, but I'm your only way off this ship. And I don't think it's a good idea to leave you alone with Liara.
Ashley: Fine.
Shepard: Let's go, I have alot in store for you.

Modifié par A2N2T, 11 février 2011 - 08:33 .

[Nodscouter]

God I love these kinds of threads.



Jacob dying at a suicide mission



Shepard: I knew it was a heavy risk letting him take the second fire squad.



Jacob, looking up completely serious: But... the... *cough* priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizeeeeeeeee.

[ADLegend21]

Nodscouter wrote...

God I love these kinds of threads.

Jacob dying at a suicide mission

Shepard: I knew it was a heavy risk letting him take the second fire squad.

Jacob, looking up completely serious: But... the... *cough* priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizeeeeeeeee.

actually Jacob survives if oyu let him lead the second fire team, he lead my second team on my last SM because I wanted to Take Miranda with me whie Jack held the bubble.

[SlottsMachine]

Good stuff A2N2T, you're spoiling us.

[Nodscouter]

ADLegend21 wrote...

Nodscouter wrote...

God I love these kinds of threads.

Jacob dying at a suicide mission

Shepard: I knew it was a heavy risk letting him take the second fire squad.

Jacob, looking up completely serious: But... the... *cough* priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizeeeeeeeee.

actually Jacob survives if oyu let him lead the second fire team, he lead my second team on my last SM because I wanted to Take Miranda with me whie Jack held the bubble.

Only if he's loyal. If he's disloyal he ends up dying.

[Dean_the_Young]

To the hottest stud
Not Shepard, but the one who knows
How to polish guns.

---

I guess you mean me?
Just who are you anyway?
Strange way to leave notes.

---

Oh! You responded!
I thought this would be hidden.
It should be blatant.


---

What is up with you?
Kasumi you're a strange one.
Who else writes haiku?

---

Where's the fun in that?
The game would never begin.
Just try to find me.

---

I'll just pass, thank you.
You're good at hiding, you know?
Not much fun for me.

---

Ah, don't quit so soon.
Just think: it's so dangerous.
But the prize...

---

I hate you, you know?
And aren't you missing something?
Like two syllables?

---

You do not mean that.
And it works perfectly well.
If you stretch the 'i'.

---

But the pri-i-i
i-i-i-i-i-i-i
i-i-i-i-ze?

---

Jacob, your sharp wit,
As sharp as your washboard abs,
Ignites my passion.

---

You have one odd mind.
I'd take you seriously,
Except that I don't.

---

Your words sting, Jacob.
But that's your charm. One more round:
Just one last appeal.

---

If you will abide.
Make your appeal to me.
See if I consent.

---

Not to be forward
But be a pirate. Take booty
However you want.

---

If it means that much
to you: my shower at six?
Sneak in. Surprise me.

---

Is that a challenge?
My sneak suit will be... useless.
The thrill of the hunt!

---

Jack, I hate you. Lots.
That was so mortifying!
How could you do that?

---

Why so angry, girl?
At least you got a free show.
And I took pictures!

[Cousland001]

lol

[ADLegend21]

Dean_the_Young wrote...

*epics snip*

Wait so it was Jack the whole itme posing as Jacob?

[Dean_the_Young]

Yup.

[ADLegend21]

Dean_the_Young wrote...

Yup.

ooo that's terrible.

[ADLegend21]

(Jacob and Tali recieving their shotgun upgrades from Mordin)
Jacob: hm, I never pegged you as a GPS user.
Tali: why? because it's a Geth weapon? Shepard hadus using geth pulse rifles when we were chasing Saren.
Jacob: no, i always pegged you as an eviscerator user, it's better at a distance.
Tali: oh, well with this and an ammo upgrade, it has a better chance of catching a crowd of enemies rather than just one.
Jacob: Yeah, good point.
Tali: sorry, I didn't mean to snap at you earlier.
Jacob: I understand, I'm with Cerberus and they wrong your people. No harm no foul.
Tali:alright...well I'll...see you around I guess?
Jacob: sure. *goes back to the armory*
Tali:

TBC....

[Shadow_Soul]

so, I thought of a Halo:Reach/Mass Efect/KotOR crossover...here it is:

*FemShep and FemNoble 6 are at a table chatting*
FemShep: You know, I've noticed that female characters aren't  always shown to the public.
Noble 6: I don't get what your saying.
FS: Well, look at us, our male counter parts are shown in trailers and on game cases and all that crap, but we're not.
N6: I see now. Hm...
FS: And, you know what, we can kick just as much ass. I mean, it's not fair to us or the public, or even our fans.
N6: I couldn't agree more.
*FemRevan shows up and takes a seat*
FemRevan: I agree!
FS: Good, now let's make the places advertise with us kicking ass!
N6: Amen!
FR: Hear, hear!
*They all down some beer*

Modifié par Shadow_Soul, 12 février 2011 - 04:25 .

[swenson]

Yay, FemRevan showed up! FemRevan is awesome, I'd just like everyone to know. Awesome.

[ADLegend21]

The Shepard Effect (Jacob version)

Jacob: *walks out into the CIC fresh from a nap*
Kelly: Hello Operative Taylor, it's time for our weekly psych session.
Jacob: now? I'm heading for lunch.
Kelly: it won't be long.
Jacob: fine *goes back into the armory* what do you want to know?
Kelly: if you're feeling any sort of frustration or tension.
Jacob: well, I've been on alot of missions lately, Shepard takes me on alot of them lately.
Kelly: so you need some relaxation?
Jacob: I guess, Kelly what are you doing?
Kelly: *shirt halfway off* helping ou with your frustrations.
Jacob: *leaves* that was odd.
Kasumi:
Jacob: *keeps walking*
Miranda: Jacob can I see you in my office?
Jacob: fine, but after I eat.
Miranda: that's fine.
Jacob: *after lunch* you wanted to ...speak...to me?
Miranda: *laying seductivly on her bed* I've been missing you ever since we started this mission, how about we get back together.
Jacob: um....*thinks* what does Shepard always say? *thinks* I should go... *leaves then runs into Tali.*
Tali: Hello Jacob, how are you?
Jacob: a little freaked out at the moment...
Tali: anything I can do to help? I've helped shepard before and she always feels better.
Jacob: alright I guess.
*down in engineering*
Tali: so Jacob what's bugging you? as if somehting could actually make oyu flustered, since you're so cool and level headed I mean. amI rambling? I do that when I'm embarassed or shy and I'm only shy around people I think are awesome, I guess that means you're awesome right?
Jacob: um, thanks.
Tali: we can so do it right here at my station, i'm all antibioticed up so you can just go to town.
Jacob: *leaves engineering then runs into Jack.*
Jack: Hey, Taylor, I'm horny, get your ass over her so I can ride you!
Jacob: what the hell? *gets in the elevator back up to Deck 3*
Samara: ah, Jacob,how are you feeling?
Jacob: depends, are you going to try to have sex with me?
Samara:I am a justicar, I do not "have sex" Jacob.
Jacob: good.
Samara: I pleasure your every atom so you feel as though you'll never come down from the high I'll bring you to.
Jacob: *Jaw hits floor*
Gabby: Hey Jake, I saw you turn Tali down, I was wondering if I might be more in your taste.
Jacob: come on, she doens't even have Dialouge without Ken
Ken: I'll watch, if that's alright with you?
Jacob: Kill me now!
Chakwas: and lose a specimin like you? never!

Jacob: THAT'S IT! *uses biotics to knock out every female aboard the normandy*
Shepard: what the hell is going on?
Jacob: stay back commander, if you even think about doing anything sexual to me I'll flay you alive.
Shepard: Jacob,calm down. I'm not into you.
Jacob: good.
Shepard: sucks when everyone in the known galaxy wants to get in your pants right?
Jacob: yeah. It's like I'm jsut a soldier, leave me alone.
Shepard: so, do you want to knock one out in my quarters.
Jacob: SHEP-
Shepard: *knocks out Jacob*..... *drags him up to deck 1*

[sporeian]

I Issue a Challenge!



Sexual Harassment Seminar on The Normandy. GO!

[Kaltrec]

^ nice follow up from the previous poster

[Dean_the_Young]

Gotta put in a good fill yourself before you can put in a request.





And since I certainly did just that...





(Alien love interest) is in a lovers relationship with Shepard.



Even though Shepard is a blood-dyed Renegade, possibly racist, unapologetic human-first xeno-nationalist who's more than a little on board with Cerberus's goals for advancing human dominance.



Someone tries to sit down with (human love interest) and figure it out/try and get them to accept why the relationship Makes No Sense.

[GodWood]

Dean_the_Young wrote...
-epic snip-

Awesome

[Homebound]

Grunt: Shepard.

Shepard: Grunt.

Grunt: Shepard.

Shepard: Grunt?

[lovgreno]

Just_mike wrote...

Grunt: Shepard.
Shepard: Grunt.
Grunt: Shepard.
Shepard: Grunt?

Wrex pushes Grunt back into his tank.
Wrex: Step aside junior.
Shepard: Wrex! Oh Wrex...
Wrex: Shepard.

[volus4life]

lovgreno wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

Grunt: Shepard.
Shepard: Grunt.
Grunt: Shepard.
Shepard: Grunt?

Wrex pushes Grunt back into his tank.
Wrex: Step aside junior.
Shepard: Wrex! Oh Wrex...
Wrex: Shepard.

Shepard: Wrex! Oh Wrex, oh I missed you so much...
Wrex: .....
Shepard: Wrex?
Wrex: Shepard.

[Biotic_Warlock]

LordShrike wrote...

M-98 Widow:
"YOU WILL KNOW P-Bhlam!"
"MY ATTACKS WILL T-Bhlam!"
"IF I MUST TEAR Y-Bhlam!"
"I AM THE HARBRIN-Bhlam!"
When renegade interrupts are not enough.

Thanks for all about this awesome thread. So full of WIN!

i almost thought the weapon was speaking

[Blze001]

TIM: In order to combat this threat, you and your team will have to journey through the Omega 4 relay. No ship has ever returned safely from doing so. The IFF will increase your odds, but we have no idea what is waiting on the other side.

Shepard: To borrow the words of the wise philosopher Clarksonius, 21st century AD, "How hard can it be?"

Modifié par Blze001, 12 février 2011 - 05:05 .

[Fromyou]

challenge: bring you child to work day on the normandy