Liara: Hello Shepard, what are you doing?
Shep: Playing "Mass Effect." It's about how we took down Saren and Soverien.
Liara: Really! is it very realistic?
Shep: no, your hips are bigger, and your boobs aren't as big
Liara: (Slaps Shep across the room with her biotics and leaves)
Shep: (shouting after her) Your much sweeter in the game too!
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#852
Posté 02 mars 2011 - 01:32
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@DPSSOC
That is genius!
Tali: What are you playing?
Shep: Mass Effect.
Garrus: What is it?
Shep: A game about my life. I play me and take out the enemies, make the choices I made.
Tali and Garrus: You hit the reporter again, didn't you?
Shep: You know it.
That is genius!
Fromyou wrote...
challenge: Shepard plays mass effect (paradox i know right...deal)
Tali: What are you playing?
Shep: Mass Effect.
Garrus: What is it?
Shep: A game about my life. I play me and take out the enemies, make the choices I made.
Tali and Garrus: You hit the reporter again, didn't you?
Shep: You know it.
#853
Posté 02 mars 2011 - 02:07
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Superawesomethread.
Inspiration does not hit at this time for me. But, good work everyone!
Inspiration does not hit at this time for me. But, good work everyone!
#854
Posté 02 mars 2011 - 04:24
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TIM: Shepard, securing humanity's dominance is our top priority. Either the Turians will fall in line or we will wipe them out.Fromyou wrote...
Challenge: TIM finds out (don't question it) that his father is a turian
Secretary: Your test results are back -hands TIM his results and leaves-
TIM: -reads results-....... this is awkward. Shepard, we must seek cooperation with the Turians, they would be more help to humanity as a whole
Shepard: But didn't you say....
TIM: Too idealistic Shepard, right from the very start.
Shepard: -sees renegade choice of cooperating with the turians and paragon choice of crashing an astroid into palavan-.........
#855
Posté 02 mars 2011 - 11:43
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It's Paragon because it's not what Cerberus wants to do.
Back to the 'playing Mass Effect'...
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Legion: Shepard-Commander, what is that?
Shepard: Old game we found on Omega about me. Mass Effect.
Legion: Is this what organics refer to as masturbation?
Shepard: Huh?
Legion: (Points as screen, and Shepard's little Shepard.) Are you not playing with yourself?
Shepard: Yeah, I guess...
Legion: Understood. (Turns around.) I will proceed to masturbate while killing Quarians in Grim Terminus Alliance now.
Tali: (From two decks down) I KNEW IT!
===
Jacob: So, Commander, how's the game going?
Shepard: Kind of creepy, come to think of it.
Jacob: How so?
Shepard: Tried playing as a female Shepard, to see what changes. Did you know you were a romance interest? Watch this. (FemShep talks to Jacob.)
Jacob: ...is there a reason you're trying to seduce me?
Shepard: That's just it: I'm not. This is the 'friends' dialogue. I haven't even tried to listen to the romance dialogue yet.
Jacob: You're right: that is creepy.
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Shepard: ...well, that Suicide Mission was a bit lamer than the one I remember. Huh. Where's disk three?
Miranda: There are no remaining copies of disc three, Commander.
Shepard: What?! But what about- you know, the epic morality debates we have in the kitchen? The pranks, like that time Jack tricked Kasumi to go into Jacob's shower while he was in it? The epic biotic-beer-pong contest we had in the cargo bay?
Miranda: Too interesting to be included, Commander.
===
Back to the 'playing Mass Effect'...
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Legion: Shepard-Commander, what is that?
Shepard: Old game we found on Omega about me. Mass Effect.
Legion: Is this what organics refer to as masturbation?
Shepard: Huh?
Legion: (Points as screen, and Shepard's little Shepard.) Are you not playing with yourself?
Shepard: Yeah, I guess...
Legion: Understood. (Turns around.) I will proceed to masturbate while killing Quarians in Grim Terminus Alliance now.
Tali: (From two decks down) I KNEW IT!
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Jacob: So, Commander, how's the game going?
Shepard: Kind of creepy, come to think of it.
Jacob: How so?
Shepard: Tried playing as a female Shepard, to see what changes. Did you know you were a romance interest? Watch this. (FemShep talks to Jacob.)
Jacob: ...is there a reason you're trying to seduce me?
Shepard: That's just it: I'm not. This is the 'friends' dialogue. I haven't even tried to listen to the romance dialogue yet.
Jacob: You're right: that is creepy.
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Shepard: ...well, that Suicide Mission was a bit lamer than the one I remember. Huh. Where's disk three?
Miranda: There are no remaining copies of disc three, Commander.
Shepard: What?! But what about- you know, the epic morality debates we have in the kitchen? The pranks, like that time Jack tricked Kasumi to go into Jacob's shower while he was in it? The epic biotic-beer-pong contest we had in the cargo bay?
Miranda: Too interesting to be included, Commander.
===
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Posté 02 mars 2011 - 12:07
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Dean_the_Young wrote...
It's Paragon because it's not what Cerberus wants to do.
Back to the 'playing Mass Effect'...
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Legion: Shepard-Commander, what is that?
Shepard: Old game we found on Omega about me. Mass Effect.
Legion: Is this what organics refer to as masturbation?
Shepard: Huh?
Legion: (Points as screen, and Shepard's little Shepard.) Are you not playing with yourself?
Shepard: Yeah, I guess...
Legion: Understood. (Turns around.) I will proceed to masturbate while killing Quarians in Grim Terminus Alliance now.
Tali: (From two decks down) I KNEW IT!
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Jacob: So, Commander, how's the game going?
Shepard: Kind of creepy, come to think of it.
Jacob: How so?
Shepard: Tried playing as a female Shepard, to see what changes. Did you know you were a romance interest? Watch this. (FemShep talks to Jacob.)
Jacob: ...is there a reason you're trying to seduce me?
Shepard: That's just it: I'm not. This is the 'friends' dialogue. I haven't even tried to listen to the romance dialogue yet.
Jacob: You're right: that is creepy.
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Shepard: ...well, that Suicide Mission was a bit lamer than the one I remember. Huh. Where's disk three?
Miranda: There are no remaining copies of disc three, Commander.
Shepard: What?! But what about- you know, the epic morality debates we have in the kitchen? The pranks, like that time Jack tricked Kasumi to go into Jacob's shower while he was in it? The epic biotic-beer-pong contest we had in the cargo bay?
Miranda: Too interesting to be included, Commander.
===
Good ones. Especially the first one.
#857
Posté 02 mars 2011 - 01:56
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This could make an excellent comic idea, even without the 'TIM is Turian.'Sajuro wrote...
TIM: Shepard, securing humanity's dominance is our top priority. Either the Turians will fall in line or we will wipe them out.Fromyou wrote...
Challenge: TIM finds out (don't question it) that his father is a turian
Secretary: Your test results are back -hands TIM his results and leaves-
TIM: -reads results-....... this is awkward. Shepard, we must seek cooperation with the Turians, they would be more help to humanity as a whole
Shepard: But didn't you say....
TIM: Too idealistic Shepard, right from the very start.
Shepard: -sees renegade choice of cooperating with the turians and paragon choice of crashing an astroid into palavan-.........
Title: To be Paragon is not to be Cerberus...
Slide 1:
(Uber-Paragon Shepard and TIM are talking by hologram.)
TIM: Shepard, Batarian terrorists have hijacked an asteroid and are preparing to send it on an FTL vector towards Pavlon. The Turian Hegemony is scrambling, but is unlikely to be able to intercept the asteroid. If it connects, the Turian homeworld would likely be devestated beyond salvage.
Slide 2:
(Focus on Uber-Paragon Shepard, taking in a deep breath as if to go on a spiel)
Shepard: You aren't going to tell me to let this happen, are you? Because if so, just because they're not human I-
(TIM speech bubble interrupt)
TIM: Of course not.
Slide 3:
(Focus on TIM in his 'explanation pose', holding beer and a cigarrete.)
TIM: If the asteroid hits, Pavlon will be destroyed, true, but the Turian Heirarchy will not. The Heirarchy would respond with war against the Batarians, which would start a war with the Terminus, which would mean a galactic civil war not seen since the Krogan Rebellions, which even if 'won' would leave us divided and devastated before the Reapers arrive.
This is Not Good for humanity, and Cerberus would hate this the most.
On the other hand, however, if you stop the Batarians, none of this will occur, while benefiting Humanity-Turian relations greatly to our advantage. A Human effort, and a Cerberus-affiliated Human effort at that, saving Pavlon would greatly undermine anti-Human factions in the Hegemony for some time. Not only would this make way for better ties between the Alliance and the Heirarchy and reduce tensions, it would give the Heirarchy pause and public evidence to conclude that we of Cerberus are not the genocidal boogeymen that they fear. This alone would have a host of benefits to our operations and otherwise, not least of which would be making cooperation between Cerberus and the Heirarchy plausible when the Reapers return. All of these will advance human interests, and make Humanity's ascent easier.
To be perfectly clear, Shepard: Cerberus wants you to save Pavlon. For Humanity's dominance.
Slide 4:
(Focus on Shepard's face, clearly straining between 'Paragon=anti-Cerberus' and 'Renegade = pro-Human.)
Dialogue wheel:
Paragon: I'll never work for Cerberus's agenda!
Neutral: Why can't you just be plain racist evil?
Renegade: Time to save the Turians! For Humanity!
#858
Posté 02 mars 2011 - 03:11
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Challenge:
Cos we havent had one is years.
The normandy travel to a parallel universe, and all the squaddies + crew ( + shep + even all the npcs (biotic god, TIM, harbinger, etc)) meet their opposite gender selves O_o.
Weird i know,,, but leaves a lot to imagine.
Cos we havent had one is years.
The normandy travel to a parallel universe, and all the squaddies + crew ( + shep + even all the npcs (biotic god, TIM, harbinger, etc)) meet their opposite gender selves O_o.
Weird i know,,, but leaves a lot to imagine.
#859
Posté 02 mars 2011 - 04:33
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There's a saying about meeting your clone: you either fight or **** to the death.
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Grunt : Concussive Shot
"On the floor, now!" she cried, and even as his body crashed into the wall, bones breaking, Grunt knew: this was love.
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Garrus : 'Spar'
Shepard never did hear about the private sparring match: frankly, Garrus was ashamed to admit that he had neither an advantage in reach or flexibility.
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Samara : Manari
Meditation was truly the only thing they had in common.
"You say that in your time, Thessia is a planet populated by bronze-skinned, muscular, masculine Manari such as yourself, who are the all attracted to you, and whom you can sire children regardless of species without even touching, regardless of species or gender?"
"Yes," the Justicar beside her said, as if it made any sense.
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Tali : Familiarity and Contempt
"Ooh, Shepard," Tal mocked, effecting an effeminate tone. "Save me! I'm a princess and you're my own prince charming to sweep me off my feet and save me from danger!"
Tali shook with barely restrained rage. "Ooh, Shepard," Tali mocked, adopting a deeper tone. "I'm just the geekies dweeb in the galaxy who can't stop getting myself in trouble! Save me again, so I can fantasize to you in the shower with my nerve-stim download!"
Tal just looked at her. "You bought one of those too? What model?" he asked, leading to bonding discussion over built-in suit vibrators.
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Ken and Gabby : Unchanging
Ken is a perv, whether Kenneth or or Kennay. Gabby knows this because both of them are leaning over the poker table with expectant looks.
"Don't just stand there!" a familiar but female scottish accent demands. "Kiss him!"
Gabranth looks at Gabriela, and despite the gender gap she knows what he (she?) is thinking.
"Is yours like this as well?" Gabby asks Gabby, and she reluctantly nods. As if to prove her right, Ken, her Ken, speaks up.
"Enough of this waiting!" he cries. "If you two won't kiss instead, then you both have no right to stop me from getting to know the most wonderful woman in this or any other universe. The only person smart enough, charming enough, humorous enough-"
"Beautiful enough," 'Ken' adds helpfully.
"I was getting there! And beautiful enough to appreciate all of me for who I am," Ken finishes. "And so if you two won't go ahead and distract us, we'll just have to distract ourselves!" 'Ken' cuddles closer and makes doe eyes at him.
Only Ken could make technical-masturbation into a threat for something like this. Gabby sighs, and isn't too surprised when she feels a hand reaching behind her head as her hand reaches behind her counterparts.
"It's the only way to get him/her to shut up," they agree, and close the distance.
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TIM : Similarity
TIM lays back in the BED while TIW smokes a cigarette. His cigarette originally, but they've swapped so many times as to not matter.
"Not bad," she says with self-depreciating praise.
"Not bad yourself," he says. He's going to remember this day for awhile, same as her.
"I do believe this could be the beginning of a wonderful relationship," TIW says, and TIM nods. Pleasure... and business. So many commonalities.
Now, how to infiltrate her Cerberus without his own being infiltrated in return...
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Jacob : The Prize
Jacob and Jacobette have a solid, reasonable, and interesting discussion, ranging from a shared expertise in guns, mutual dislike of red tape, and in comparing their similar yet slightly diverging opinions and experiences, all over the course of a tandem work out in the gym.
However, since there is no sex, everyone else considers it incredibly boring and ignores them.
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Kasumi : Experimentation
Everyone except for for the two hidden Japanese in the corner, who are both comparing notes and wondering if they were as straight as they thought they were.
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Grunt : Concussive Shot
"On the floor, now!" she cried, and even as his body crashed into the wall, bones breaking, Grunt knew: this was love.
===
Garrus : 'Spar'
Shepard never did hear about the private sparring match: frankly, Garrus was ashamed to admit that he had neither an advantage in reach or flexibility.
===
Samara : Manari
Meditation was truly the only thing they had in common.
"You say that in your time, Thessia is a planet populated by bronze-skinned, muscular, masculine Manari such as yourself, who are the all attracted to you, and whom you can sire children regardless of species without even touching, regardless of species or gender?"
"Yes," the Justicar beside her said, as if it made any sense.
===
Tali : Familiarity and Contempt
"Ooh, Shepard," Tal mocked, effecting an effeminate tone. "Save me! I'm a princess and you're my own prince charming to sweep me off my feet and save me from danger!"
Tali shook with barely restrained rage. "Ooh, Shepard," Tali mocked, adopting a deeper tone. "I'm just the geekies dweeb in the galaxy who can't stop getting myself in trouble! Save me again, so I can fantasize to you in the shower with my nerve-stim download!"
Tal just looked at her. "You bought one of those too? What model?" he asked, leading to bonding discussion over built-in suit vibrators.
===
Ken and Gabby : Unchanging
Ken is a perv, whether Kenneth or or Kennay. Gabby knows this because both of them are leaning over the poker table with expectant looks.
"Don't just stand there!" a familiar but female scottish accent demands. "Kiss him!"
Gabranth looks at Gabriela, and despite the gender gap she knows what he (she?) is thinking.
"Is yours like this as well?" Gabby asks Gabby, and she reluctantly nods. As if to prove her right, Ken, her Ken, speaks up.
"Enough of this waiting!" he cries. "If you two won't kiss instead, then you both have no right to stop me from getting to know the most wonderful woman in this or any other universe. The only person smart enough, charming enough, humorous enough-"
"Beautiful enough," 'Ken' adds helpfully.
"I was getting there! And beautiful enough to appreciate all of me for who I am," Ken finishes. "And so if you two won't go ahead and distract us, we'll just have to distract ourselves!" 'Ken' cuddles closer and makes doe eyes at him.
Only Ken could make technical-masturbation into a threat for something like this. Gabby sighs, and isn't too surprised when she feels a hand reaching behind her head as her hand reaches behind her counterparts.
"It's the only way to get him/her to shut up," they agree, and close the distance.
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TIM : Similarity
TIM lays back in the BED while TIW smokes a cigarette. His cigarette originally, but they've swapped so many times as to not matter.
"Not bad," she says with self-depreciating praise.
"Not bad yourself," he says. He's going to remember this day for awhile, same as her.
"I do believe this could be the beginning of a wonderful relationship," TIW says, and TIM nods. Pleasure... and business. So many commonalities.
Now, how to infiltrate her Cerberus without his own being infiltrated in return...
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Jacob : The Prize
Jacob and Jacobette have a solid, reasonable, and interesting discussion, ranging from a shared expertise in guns, mutual dislike of red tape, and in comparing their similar yet slightly diverging opinions and experiences, all over the course of a tandem work out in the gym.
However, since there is no sex, everyone else considers it incredibly boring and ignores them.
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Kasumi : Experimentation
Everyone except for for the two hidden Japanese in the corner, who are both comparing notes and wondering if they were as straight as they thought they were.
#860
Posté 02 mars 2011 - 04:55
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Fromyou wrote...
challenge: Shepard plays mass effect (paradox i know right...deal)
Shepard: Hey, Tali! Look at this game
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Tali: What is it?
Shepard: Mass Effect. It's a realistic portrayal of how we stopped the Collectors. In fact, I just finished the section where we blew up the Collector base.
Tali: How well did you do?
Shepard: Well, uh, you....died on the mission. So did Garrus. And Zaeed. And Samara. And Jack.
Tali:WHAT???
Shepard: It's about damned time you all find out what being dead is like.
#861
Posté 02 mars 2011 - 05:25
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New prompt, Cerberus puts Liberty Prime's AI core into Legion.
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Posté 02 mars 2011 - 06:53
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Tali is working in the engine room. Enter Legion.
Legion: Creator Tali'Zorah?
Tali: What is it Legion?
Legion: We have reached consensus on a question we wish to ask you.
Tali: Well, what is it?
Legion: Creator Tali'Zorah, this Geth platform has been asked to retrieve information with regards to the Creators.
Tali: What do you want to know exactly?
Legion: Why have the Creators attempted to take back their home-world by force and not by other means?
Tali: Well, we don't exactly expect you Geth to just hand it over. (Pause) Legion?
Legion: New consensus: Why did the Creators not try a peaceful attempt to regain their home-world?
Tali: As I said, Legion, we don't expect you to let us take it back without a fight.
Legion: Yes, but why?
Tali: Because you drove us from our land!
Legion: We appropriately responded to Creator violence.
Tali: But-
Legion: Why did the Creators try to destroy us?
Tali: Well, we, uh, attacked preemptively in case you Geth were going to revolt.
Legion: Would we have revolted?
Tali: Why wouldn't you? Once you gained conscience we believed that what you would determine that what we were having you do was unjust.
Legion: So we were attacked?
Tali: We tried to undue our mistake.
Legion: Is this platform a mistake?
(Pause)
Tali: Yes. Yes it is.
(Pause)
Legion: Why hasn't the Creators tried a peaceful method to retake their home-world?
Tali: Legion, I told you-
Legion: After the Creators invaded us for the eighth time, we determined that all contact with the Creators would lead to violence.
Tali: I understand.
Legion: So why wasn't a peaceful method tried the first time the Creators attempted to retake their home-world?
Tali: (Sigh) I don't know, Legion. I wasn't there.
Legion: We have reached a consensus that, based on the attitude and movement caused by Creator Zaal'Koris Admiral,a possibility for a peaceful resolution exists.
Tali: What?
Legion: We desired to know why the Creators always tried to take their home-world by force to determine if the possibility could survive among a majority of the Creators.
Tali: But, why would you need to know the reason?
Legion: To better understand Creator logic and reasoning.
Tali: And have you?
Legion: No.
(Pause)
Tali: Oh.
Legion: If Creator Tali'Zorah desires to help us, then you may do so at a later time. We must go and reach consensus.
Tali: Uh, OK?
(Legion leaves)
Tali: Wait... Legion! I need to talk you with you!
Legion: Creator Tali'Zorah?
Tali: What is it Legion?
Legion: We have reached consensus on a question we wish to ask you.
Tali: Well, what is it?
Legion: Creator Tali'Zorah, this Geth platform has been asked to retrieve information with regards to the Creators.
Tali: What do you want to know exactly?
Legion: Why have the Creators attempted to take back their home-world by force and not by other means?
Tali: Well, we don't exactly expect you Geth to just hand it over. (Pause) Legion?
Legion: New consensus: Why did the Creators not try a peaceful attempt to regain their home-world?
Tali: As I said, Legion, we don't expect you to let us take it back without a fight.
Legion: Yes, but why?
Tali: Because you drove us from our land!
Legion: We appropriately responded to Creator violence.
Tali: But-
Legion: Why did the Creators try to destroy us?
Tali: Well, we, uh, attacked preemptively in case you Geth were going to revolt.
Legion: Would we have revolted?
Tali: Why wouldn't you? Once you gained conscience we believed that what you would determine that what we were having you do was unjust.
Legion: So we were attacked?
Tali: We tried to undue our mistake.
Legion: Is this platform a mistake?
(Pause)
Tali: Yes. Yes it is.
(Pause)
Legion: Why hasn't the Creators tried a peaceful method to retake their home-world?
Tali: Legion, I told you-
Legion: After the Creators invaded us for the eighth time, we determined that all contact with the Creators would lead to violence.
Tali: I understand.
Legion: So why wasn't a peaceful method tried the first time the Creators attempted to retake their home-world?
Tali: (Sigh) I don't know, Legion. I wasn't there.
Legion: We have reached a consensus that, based on the attitude and movement caused by Creator Zaal'Koris Admiral,a possibility for a peaceful resolution exists.
Tali: What?
Legion: We desired to know why the Creators always tried to take their home-world by force to determine if the possibility could survive among a majority of the Creators.
Tali: But, why would you need to know the reason?
Legion: To better understand Creator logic and reasoning.
Tali: And have you?
Legion: No.
(Pause)
Tali: Oh.
Legion: If Creator Tali'Zorah desires to help us, then you may do so at a later time. We must go and reach consensus.
Tali: Uh, OK?
(Legion leaves)
Tali: Wait... Legion! I need to talk you with you!
#863
Posté 02 mars 2011 - 09:40
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Back to the Shepard playing Mass Effect:
Joker: So hey Shepard, what's that game you're playing?
Shepard: Oh, it's Mass Effect. It's based on our hunt for Saren two years ago.
Joker: Any good?
Shepard: Yea, it's pretty good. They leave out a few things though.
Garrus: Like that time we found you naked in your room with a copy of Forn-
Shepard: Uh, yea that's one example.
Tali: Or that time you decided that hooking up your porn collection with the alliances database was a good idea?
Shepard: Yea... that too.
Joker: Or maybe that time you said we should attack this batarian base, which later apparently was the headquarters of Forna-
Shepard: Okay! I get it! Why do you always have to make fun of me? *Runs away sobbing*.
Garrus: Hey Joker, how did they portray me in the game?
Joker: Oh well, you as always had a stick up your ass. Wait, I mean, ****!
Joker: So hey Shepard, what's that game you're playing?
Shepard: Oh, it's Mass Effect. It's based on our hunt for Saren two years ago.
Joker: Any good?
Shepard: Yea, it's pretty good. They leave out a few things though.
Garrus: Like that time we found you naked in your room with a copy of Forn-
Shepard: Uh, yea that's one example.
Tali: Or that time you decided that hooking up your porn collection with the alliances database was a good idea?
Shepard: Yea... that too.
Joker: Or maybe that time you said we should attack this batarian base, which later apparently was the headquarters of Forna-
Shepard: Okay! I get it! Why do you always have to make fun of me? *Runs away sobbing*.
Garrus: Hey Joker, how did they portray me in the game?
Joker: Oh well, you as always had a stick up your ass. Wait, I mean, ****!
#864
Posté 02 mars 2011 - 09:46
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I've had this idea running around in my mind ever since LotSB came out.
[Shepard is looking through the Shadow Broker Dossiers with Tali and Legion]
Shepard: Wow Legion, who knew you played videogames? Galaxy of Fantasy, Grim Terminus Alliance, N7 Code of Honor...
Legion: We believed it necessary to observe other organic species from afar.
Shepard: And your screen name is Infiltrat0rN7? I suppose it-
Tali: Wait a second, Infi7 is YOU?!
Legion: ............we predict an 87.53% probability that Creator-Tali goes under the name "Normanchanic" on this unit's friends list.
Tali: You're the one who keeps sniping me you blasted camper!
Legion: We believe that the proper reply to this is that Creator-Tali is a n00b.
[Shepard is looking through the Shadow Broker Dossiers with Tali and Legion]
Shepard: Wow Legion, who knew you played videogames? Galaxy of Fantasy, Grim Terminus Alliance, N7 Code of Honor...
Legion: We believed it necessary to observe other organic species from afar.
Shepard: And your screen name is Infiltrat0rN7? I suppose it-
Tali: Wait a second, Infi7 is YOU?!
Legion: ............we predict an 87.53% probability that Creator-Tali goes under the name "Normanchanic" on this unit's friends list.
Tali: You're the one who keeps sniping me you blasted camper!
Legion: We believe that the proper reply to this is that Creator-Tali is a n00b.
#865
Posté 02 mars 2011 - 09:54
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Chessrook44 wrote...
I've had this idea running around in my mind ever since LotSB came out.
[Shepard is looking through the Shadow Broker Dossiers with Tali and Legion]
Shepard: Wow Legion, who knew you played videogames? Galaxy of Fantasy, Grim Terminus Alliance, N7 Code of Honor...
Legion: We believed it necessary to observe other organic species from afar.
Shepard: And your screen name is Infiltrat0rN7? I suppose it-
Tali: Wait a second, Infi7 is YOU?!
Legion: ............we predict an 87.53% probability that Creator-Tali goes under the name "Normanchanic" on this unit's friends list.
Tali: You're the one who keeps sniping me you blasted camper!
Legion: We believe that the proper reply to this is that Creator-Tali is a n00b.
HAHA!
Legion: We made the name because geth do not infiltrate.
[long paude]
Legion:... intentionally.
Tali: You stole my winning streak, you bosh'tet!
Lol, he plays those games... we need a 'talk to legion' with the game seller on the citadel.
Modifié par Biotic_Warlock, 02 mars 2011 - 09:56 .
#866
Posté 02 mars 2011 - 09:56
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That would be awesome. Legion and the game seller having a loooong discussion on games.
Modifié par Nodscouter, 02 mars 2011 - 11:02 .
#867
Posté 03 mars 2011 - 12:21
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Post O-4 Kasumi tries to pry details from a clueless LI
Kasumi: Hey LI
LI: Hey Kasumi
Kasumi: So?
after slight pause
LI: What?
Kasumi: You know.
LI: What?
Kasumi: How was it?
LI: What?
Kasumi: Fine, be that way.
LI: What?!
Shepard walks up
Shepard: What were you two talking about?
LI: I wish I knew.
Kasumi: Hey LI
LI: Hey Kasumi
Kasumi: So?
after slight pause
LI: What?
Kasumi: You know.
LI: What?
Kasumi: How was it?
LI: What?
Kasumi: Fine, be that way.
LI: What?!
Shepard walks up
Shepard: What were you two talking about?
LI: I wish I knew.
#868
Posté 03 mars 2011 - 10:01
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Legion: Shepard-Commander, why is that Nerd-Salarian talking about your trip through Ilos?
Shep: He's a game booth clerk and he's likely talking about the Mass Effect game coming out that tells of our battle against Saren. Why, what did he say?
Legion: He said the map generator was buggy and recieving the information from a magically working AI seemed like poor writing.
..Shep thinks back to Ilos, remembers how it seemed almost too implausible to find a working AI spewing all the answers, and realizes that the clerk has a point. Too much of a point..
Shep: Yeah, but he also said people who spent hours on Galaxy of Fantasy were socially stunted losers who can't handle a critic of their favorite game, so...
Legion: Targeting...InfiltratorN7 is about to own him.
Shep: He's a game booth clerk and he's likely talking about the Mass Effect game coming out that tells of our battle against Saren. Why, what did he say?
Legion: He said the map generator was buggy and recieving the information from a magically working AI seemed like poor writing.
..Shep thinks back to Ilos, remembers how it seemed almost too implausible to find a working AI spewing all the answers, and realizes that the clerk has a point. Too much of a point..
Shep: Yeah, but he also said people who spent hours on Galaxy of Fantasy were socially stunted losers who can't handle a critic of their favorite game, so...
Legion: Targeting...InfiltratorN7 is about to own him.
#869
Posté 04 mars 2011 - 06:59
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hahaha loved Legion and Tali's back and forth about the Geth and quarians.
#870
Posté 04 mars 2011 - 11:30
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EDI: The normandy is unable to fly - something is preventing the mass effect core from operating at full capacity.
Jeff: Idk what's wrong. Aren't you supposed to know everything - being a VI?
EDI: AI, Jeff. Remember i do not have complete control of the ship - even after you unlocked me to remove the collectors from the ship.
Joker: Right...
EDI: Jeff.
Joker:...
EDI: Did you remember to take off the hand break?
Joker: *Looks at screens and then mumbles to self as he uses the interface*
*Slight tremor as ship begrudginly (spelling?) begins to move*
EDI: The normandy now has movement.
Joker: *half thrown out chair with hat fallen onto floor* You don't say...
EDI: Do remember to wash your hair next time you have a wash, Jeff.
Joker: Yes mom- what, HEY!
EDI: That was a joke.
Jeff: Idk what's wrong. Aren't you supposed to know everything - being a VI?
EDI: AI, Jeff. Remember i do not have complete control of the ship - even after you unlocked me to remove the collectors from the ship.
Joker: Right...
EDI: Jeff.
Joker:...
EDI: Did you remember to take off the hand break?
Joker: *Looks at screens and then mumbles to self as he uses the interface*
*Slight tremor as ship begrudginly (spelling?) begins to move*
EDI: The normandy now has movement.
Joker: *half thrown out chair with hat fallen onto floor* You don't say...
EDI: Do remember to wash your hair next time you have a wash, Jeff.
Joker: Yes mom- what, HEY!
EDI: That was a joke.
#871
Posté 04 mars 2011 - 10:10
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****
Shepard walks up to the Shadow Broker
Shep: You are a Yahg, BUT I AM A MAN!!! (punch)
****
ME1: Shepard Ashley and Liara are leaving Feros after defeating the Thorian
Shepard: glad we got that done, tonight's movie night.
Ashley: so what's the movie?
Shepard: Little Barbershop of Horrors.
Liara: Is it humorous?
Shepard: is it ever.
****
Shepard Kasumi and Miranda are being guarded by a merc.
Shepard: We need to distract him, just for a second.
Miranda: I have an idea. *Walks up to the gaurd and flashes him*
Shepard: *shoots the guard while he's distracted*
Kasumi: guess you guys have your own verison of a flash bang.
****
and here's a chalange. Shepard has to tell Grunt that Okeer messed up he's really a she (Grunt not Shepard).
Shepard walks up to the Shadow Broker
Shep: You are a Yahg, BUT I AM A MAN!!! (punch)
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ME1: Shepard Ashley and Liara are leaving Feros after defeating the Thorian
Shepard: glad we got that done, tonight's movie night.
Ashley: so what's the movie?
Shepard: Little Barbershop of Horrors.
Liara: Is it humorous?
Shepard: is it ever.
****
Shepard Kasumi and Miranda are being guarded by a merc.
Shepard: We need to distract him, just for a second.
Miranda: I have an idea. *Walks up to the gaurd and flashes him*
Shepard: *shoots the guard while he's distracted*
Kasumi: guess you guys have your own verison of a flash bang.
****
and here's a chalange. Shepard has to tell Grunt that Okeer messed up he's really a she (Grunt not Shepard).
Modifié par betd2, 04 mars 2011 - 10:54 .
#872
Posté 05 mars 2011 - 04:51
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Shepard: I've been meaning to talk to you. We've acquired some new data about Okeer.
Grunt: The tank gave me everything I wanted to know about him, but I will listen, Battlemaster.
S: Grunt, you'll be happy to know that Okeer did actually achieve Krogan perfection when he created you.
Grunt: Old intelligence wins no wars, Battlemaster.
S: Oh, I disagree. Discovering that you're female means we now know why he threw out all those imperfect beings before you.
Grunt: ...
Rest of the males on the ship: HEY!
Grunt: The tank gave me everything I wanted to know about him, but I will listen, Battlemaster.
S: Grunt, you'll be happy to know that Okeer did actually achieve Krogan perfection when he created you.
Grunt: Old intelligence wins no wars, Battlemaster.
S: Oh, I disagree. Discovering that you're female means we now know why he threw out all those imperfect beings before you.
Grunt: ...
Rest of the males on the ship: HEY!
#873
Posté 05 mars 2011 - 12:07
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betd2 wrote...
Shepard Kasumi and Miranda are being guarded by a merc.
Shepard: We need to distract him, just for a second.
Miranda: I have an idea. *Walks up to the gaurd and flashes him*
Shepard: *shoots the guard while he's distracted*
Kasumi: guess you guys have your own verison of a... *dons shades* ...flash bang.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Fixed
#874
Posté 05 mars 2011 - 05:29
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Valikdu wrote...
betd2 wrote...
Shepard Kasumi and Miranda are being guarded by a merc.
Shepard: We need to distract him, just for a second.
Miranda: I have an idea. *Walks up to the gaurd and flashes him*
Shepard: *shoots the guard while he's distracted*
Kasumi: guess you guys have your own verison of a... *dons shades* ...flash bang.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Fixed
Bravo
#875
Posté 05 mars 2011 - 05:38
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Shepard Kasumi and Miranda are being guarded by a merc.
Shepard: We need to distract him, just for a second.
Miranda: I have an idea. *Walks up to the gaurd and flashes him*
Shepard: *shoots the guard while he's distracted*
Kasumi: guess you guys have your own verison of a flash bang.
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and here's a chalange. Shepard has to tell Grunt that Okeer messed up he's really a she (Grunt not Shepard).
HAH, that flashbang remark wins.
Shep: grunt.
Grunt: Shepard
Shep: Grunt-
Grunt: Shepard.
Shepard: I didnt finish the sentance.
Grunt: Shepard.
Shepard: You're a woman!
Grunt: Shepard.
Shepard: Do you not care, okeer failed... you are female... wanna romance?
Grunt: Shepard.
Shepard: Can you hear me?
Grunt: Shepard.
Shepard: I give up... *runs away*
Grunt: shepard.
