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[GreatPhail]

Sanders: So, you and Shepard, got a thing going on?
Kasumi: What do you mean, "thing going on?"
Sanders: Don't act like I'm blind. I've seen Shepard egging you on and you looking like a lit up Christmas tree?
(third person in party)
Liara: (snickering) Oh, my.
Ashley: Ah, skipper, you dog.
Kaiden: I'm trying so hard not to hear this, Kasumi.
Sanders: Looks like Shepard's trying to...STEAL...your heart? Am I right?
Kasumi:Oh, shut up, Sanders.

---

Sanders:So, GIllian, how's Shepard?
Gillian: What?
Sanders: Oh, don't be daft! I can hear you two having a jolly good time right above my own quarters.
GIllian:We weren't, we're not, what I'm trying to say is...Oh, whatever.

If you're wondering who Gillian is, it's Gillian Grayson from teh Mass Effect books.

[BS Veyron]

GreatPhail wrote...

Sanders: So, you and Shepard, got a thing going on?
Kasumi: What do you mean, "thing going on?"
Sanders: Don't act like I'm blind. I've seen Shepard egging you on and you looking like a lit up Christmas tree?
(third person in party)
Liara: (snickering) Oh, my.
Ashley: Ah, skipper, you dog.
Kaiden: I'm trying so hard not to hear this, Kasumi.
Sanders: Looks like Shepard's trying to...STEAL...your heart? Am I right?
Kasumi:Oh, shut up, Sanders.

---

Sanders:So, GIllian, how's Shepard?
Gillian: What?
Sanders: Oh, don't be daft! I can hear you two having a jolly good time right above my own quarters.
GIllian:We weren't, we're not, what I'm trying to say is...Oh, whatever.

If you're wondering who Gillian is, it's Gillian Grayson from teh Mass Effect books.

isnt Gillian like 12?

[GreatPhail]

thurmanator692 wrote...

GreatPhail wrote...

Sanders: So, you and Shepard, got a thing going on?
Kasumi: What do you mean, "thing going on?"
Sanders: Don't act like I'm blind. I've seen Shepard egging you on and you looking like a lit up Christmas tree?
(third person in party)
Liara: (snickering) Oh, my.
Ashley: Ah, skipper, you dog.
Kaiden: I'm trying so hard not to hear this, Kasumi.
Sanders: Looks like Shepard's trying to...STEAL...your heart? Am I right?
Kasumi:Oh, shut up, Sanders.

---

Sanders:So, GIllian, how's Shepard?
Gillian: What?
Sanders: Oh, don't be daft! I can hear you two having a jolly good time right above my own quarters.
GIllian:We weren't, we're not, what I'm trying to say is...Oh, whatever.

If you're wondering who Gillian is, it's Gillian Grayson from teh Mass Effect books.

Dude..... She's autistic

Let's just pretend she isn't. This one time.

[GreatPhail]

BS Veyron wrote...

GreatPhail wrote...

Sanders: So, you and Shepard, got a thing going on?
Kasumi: What do you mean, "thing going on?"
Sanders: Don't act like I'm blind. I've seen Shepard egging you on and you looking like a lit up Christmas tree?
(third person in party)
Liara: (snickering) Oh, my.
Ashley: Ah, skipper, you dog.
Kaiden: I'm trying so hard not to hear this, Kasumi.
Sanders: Looks like Shepard's trying to...STEAL...your heart? Am I right?
Kasumi:Oh, shut up, Sanders.

---

Sanders:So, GIllian, how's Shepard?
Gillian: What?
Sanders: Oh, don't be daft! I can hear you two having a jolly good time right above my own quarters.
GIllian:We weren't, we're not, what I'm trying to say is...Oh, whatever.

If you're wondering who Gillian is, it's Gillian Grayson from teh Mass Effect books.

isnt Gillian like 12?

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[100k]

thurmanator692 wrote...

GreatPhail wrote...

Sanders: So, you and Shepard, got a thing going on?
Kasumi: What do you mean, "thing going on?"
Sanders: Don't act like I'm blind. I've seen Shepard egging you on and you looking like a lit up Christmas tree?
(third person in party)
Liara: (snickering) Oh, my.
Ashley: Ah, skipper, you dog.
Kaiden: I'm trying so hard not to hear this, Kasumi.
Sanders: Looks like Shepard's trying to...STEAL...your heart? Am I right?
Kasumi:Oh, shut up, Sanders.

---

Sanders:So, GIllian, how's Shepard?
Gillian: What?
Sanders: Oh, don't be daft! I can hear you two having a jolly good time right above my own quarters.
GIllian:We weren't, we're not, what I'm trying to say is...Oh, whatever.

If you're wondering who Gillian is, it's Gillian Grayson from teh Mass Effect books.

Dude..... She's autistic

Autistic and 12 years old? Shepard is a straight up baller.

[TomY90]

Shepherd: Ok team we face an unknown.... an enemy who will stop at nothing until we are gone from the face of the galaxy but I am not afraid, you want to know why?
The entire Squad: Yeah
Shepherd: because we have accomplished the impossible all the time, we got to Ilos, we saved the council, we saved the citadel we killed sovereign, we stopped the collectors and we managed to get the respect and trust of the entire galaxy.
The Entire Squad: Yeah we are ready now Sir
Shepherd: I am not finished yet team .... the enemy we face will destroy everything we hold dear to us on earth and will spread across the galaxy causing chaos and destruction and this enemy is.
Miranda: The Reapers we know shepherd!
Shepherd: It is NOT the reapers I am talking about .... NO, I AM TALKING ABOUT JUSTIN BIEBER AND REBECCA BLACK
Garrus: Your Kidding right?
Miranda: Grunt did you give shepherd your krogan alcohol?
Grunt: He asked if he could have a drink with me, I will never say no to a good challenge.
Mordin: Typical human reaction to stress, the use external influences to reduce stress whether through intoxication or pleasure, this is .... Disturbing

Modifié par TomY90, 25 avril 2011 - 02:12 .

[Khambilo]

Zaeed: I’ve done a lot of bad things in my lifetime. Are we going to have a problem?

Samara: I honor my agreement with Shepard. The mission supersedes my code.

Zaeed: And when the mission is over?

Samara: I will continue to serve justice. I will kill the wicked as I have for the past several hundred years.

Zaeed: I’ve wiped out entire Asari commando units before. If you come after me, I’ll be ready.

Samara: As will I.

[100k]

Khambilo wrote...

Zaeed: I’ve done a lot of bad things in my lifetime. Are we going to have a problem?

Samara: I honor my agreement with Shepard. The mission supersedes my code.

Zaeed: And when the mission is over?

Samara: I will continue to serve justice. I will kill the wicked as I have for the past several hundred years.

Zaeed: I’ve wiped out entire Asari commando units before. If you come after me, I’ll be ready.

Samara: As will I.

LUUUUV. THIS.

I was actually thinking of doing one of Samara and Zaeed involving the exact same situation (Zaeed confronting Samara about her code). You nailed it.

[Dark_Caduceus]

Thane: You're black.
Jacob: I know.

[Homebound]

Dark_Caduceus wrote...

Thane: You're black.
Jacob: I know.

lol yes!

[Prince of Kemet]

Dark_Caduceus wrote...

Thane: You're black.
Jacob: I know.

Is this what those deficient of melanin call humor?

Modifié par Prince of Kemet, 25 avril 2011 - 09:19 .

[Valikdu]

Hmm...
Idea: Shepard (or other crew member(s)) had just watched the "Three Pop Stars, One Song with Miranda Lawson" video.

Modifié par Valikdu, 26 avril 2011 - 09:26 .

[Homebound]

reunion time on the normandy.

Wrex: Tali
Tali: Wrex
Garrus: Wrex
Wrex: Turian
Tali: Garrus
Garrus: Tali?
Kaidan: Vakarian.
Wrex: Alenko.
Tali: Kaidan.
Kaidan: Wrex
Liara: Tali?
Wrex: Shepard!
Shepard: Wrex.

Modifié par Hellbound555, 26 avril 2011 - 09:54 .

[Sandbox47]

Shepard: Is that what I think it is?
Tali: What do you think it is?
Shepard: Well a thing of some sort, obviously.
Tali: Probably.
Shepard: Neat. What colour is it?
Tali: I... I think it's red.
EDI: It is indeed red.
Shepard: There you go. It's red. Kasumi?
Kasumi: Mmmhup?
Shepard: What is that red thing?
Kasumi: Wa... Red?
Tali: No. That thing.
Kasumi: Oh. It's just some button.
Shepard: I thought so.
EDI: Shepard, I should advise you not to press it. You are clearly under heavy alcoholic influence.
Shepard: ... What? I'm sorry, I was distracted by your flicky mouth.
EDI: I... What? Flicky? No, nevermind. Shepard, that is the selfdes-...
Shepard: I wonder what happens if I press the button?
EDI: Do not press the button.
Tali: Go on, what's the worst thing that could possibly happen?
EDI: We will disintegra-...
Shepard: You are right, Tali. Hey Kasumi. *pokes Kasumi in the ear* Wake up.
Kasumi: Oh?
Shepard: Press that button, will you, I want to watch some telly.
Kasumi: Oh. It's not... It's not telly.
EDI: It's a data disassembling selfdest-...
Kasumi: It's the radio, I think.
EDI: *facepalm
Tali: Press it.
Kasumi: *puts her palm on EDI's face* Do you like it? I can make you vibrate.
Tali: No, I mean the button.
Kasumi: Oh. I hope this doesn't count as rape. *presses button*

Sometime later in this galaxy, far, far away:
TIM: She did what? Blew up the Normandy? Lawson dead? Critical mission failure? No more credits for the Lazarus project? The Shadow Broker hasput us in a bit of a jiffie? *sighs* You know, if we hadn't agreed to give them a bar, this would never have happened.
EDI: True.
TIM: Well, get back to where you came from. I'll cover asses.

[Sandbox47]

Tali: What are you up to?
Shep: Oh just playing Mass Effect.
Tali: How are you doing?
Shep: Sheploo keeps dying. Do you know what they call dying?
Tali: No.
Shep: Critical mission failure. I mean - what other way is there to fail a mission? If my job is to clear out mercs then I either clear them out or they kill me. It can only be critical so why don't they just take it for granted that "it's there" and not mention that it's critical. We don't need to know, do we?
Tali: ... You've had a lot of time to think this through, haven't you?
Shep: It just... came to me. As Sheploo was humping you.
Tali: Pffffthahaha, whaat?
Shep: Look. You can romance yourself, only as a guy for some reason, and this happens.
Tali: *watches love scene* Wicked. Did no one tell the writers that I am bi?
Shep: I dunno. Maybe it was too many variables.
Tali: Ah well. I have an appointment with Chambers. See you, commander.

[Akizora]

thurmanator692 wrote...

GreatPhail wrote...

Sanders: So, you and Shepard, got a thing going on?
Kasumi: What do you mean, "thing going on?"
Sanders: Don't act like I'm blind. I've seen Shepard egging you on and you looking like a lit up Christmas tree?
(third person in party)
Liara: (snickering) Oh, my.
Ashley: Ah, skipper, you dog.
Kaiden: I'm trying so hard not to hear this, Kasumi.
Sanders: Looks like Shepard's trying to...STEAL...your heart? Am I right?
Kasumi:Oh, shut up, Sanders.

---

Sanders:So, GIllian, how's Shepard?
Gillian: What?
Sanders: Oh, don't be daft! I can hear you two having a jolly good time right above my own quarters.
GIllian:We weren't, we're not, what I'm trying to say is...Oh, whatever.

If you're wondering who Gillian is, it's Gillian Grayson from teh Mass Effect books.

Dude..... She's autistic

Hey now Autistic people have sexual needs too ^^ I speak from experience But she is like a young teenager, so yeah...Pedobear alert.

[jamesp81]

Inspired by the Jacob/Thane thread.

Jacob: You're green.
Thane: I know.

[breakdown71289]

Shepard: You're not Human.
Grunt: I know.
*headbutts*

[Made Nightwing]

Valikdu wrote...

Hmm...
Idea: Shepard (or other crew member(s)) had just watched the "Three Pop Stars, One Song with Miranda Lawson" video.

Oh hell yeah, that song was awesome.

Tali: Wow, Miranda, I never knew you were such a good singer.

Miranda: (confused) What?

Tali: No, seriously, you looked pretty good in all those outfits. Short hair suits you,

Miranda: (even more confused) What?

Tali: You know what I'm talking about! The video!

Miranda: (turns bright red) Oh, that video.

Tali: Out of curiosity, before I post this video all over the ship and all over the extranet, why the hell did you make it?

Miranda: It was either make the video, or not have enough credits to finish the Lazarus Project. That means no Shepard, no Normandy, no beating the Collectors. I made a sacrifice for the good of humanity.

Tali: Ha, this thing's going to go viral by lunchtime.

Miranda: You post it and I'll show the entire crew that film you did when you were bankrupt on Omega during your Pilgrimage.

Tali: You wouldn't dare.

Miranda: Try me.

[PMC65]

Made Nightwing wrote...

Valikdu wrote...

Hmm...
Idea: Shepard (or other crew member(s)) had just watched the "Three Pop Stars, One Song with Miranda Lawson" video.

Oh hell yeah, that song was awesome.

Tali: Wow, Miranda, I never knew you were such a good singer.

Miranda: (confused) What?

Tali: No, seriously, you looked pretty good in all those outfits. Short hair suits you,

Miranda: (even more confused) What?

Tali: You know what I'm talking about! The video!

Miranda: (turns bright red) Oh, that video.

Tali: Out of curiosity, before I post this video all over the ship and all over the extranet, why the hell did you make it?

Miranda: It was either make the video, or not have enough credits to finish the Lazarus Project. That means no Shepard, no Normandy, no beating the Collectors. I made a sacrifice for the good of humanity.

Tali: Ha, this thing's going to go viral by lunchtime.

Miranda: You post it and I'll show the entire crew that film you did when you were bankrupt on Omega during your Pilgrimage.

Tali: You wouldn't dare.

Miranda: Try me.

[Orion1836]

*The crew groggily wakes up to find themselves in a sterile white paneled room, inexplicably wearing orange jumpsuits*

EDI: Welcome, to Cerberus Research Laboratory's Aptitude Testing Center. I hope your time in the relaxation chamber was... restful. Testing will begin in 3...2...1...

[sporeian]

Shepard: You're Hot.
Miranda: I know