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[Sandbox47]

Abispa wrote...

eternalnightmare13 wrote...

Abispa wrote...

MIRANDA: OH... MY... GOD!!!!! Look at those shoes! They are ADORABLE!

JACK: (grinning and giggling) Yes! I know! Just 150 credits from that little shop on Omega!

MIRANDA: They are sooooooo precious! (bites lip as she admires the blue lace and pink ribbons adorning Jack's feet) I know they're new, but, you know, since we have the same shoe size, maybe sometime you could let me, you know...

JACK: (sarcastically) No way, ****! Buy your own! (dramatic pause, then Jack sticks her tongue out) Well, you know...

MIRANDA: (shocked) NO... WAY...

JACK: (playful smile) Way...

MIRANDA: (joyous expression) NO... ****ING... WAY...!

JACK: (holds up a shopping bag and dangles it in front of Miranda) Oh, yes, way ****ing way!

(Miranda takes bag, looks inside, and then they look at each other with sheer joy.)

MIRANDA & JACK TOGETHER: (hugging each other tightly, eyes closed, smiling and jumping for joy) TWO FOR ONE!!!!!! Yaaaaaaaaaaay!

...

I always imagine this scene using Japanese animation.

Lol. Regular japanese actresess will do just fine. They're ridiculous versions of the animes anyway.

[Made Nightwing]

*ME 3. Crew are fighting on Thessia.*

Ashley: Grunt, take cover, you're bleeding!

Grunt: I have no time to bleed! These husks are dug in like a Tuchanka tic!

Ashley: (Throws a pair of grenades up into the husk position) You got time to duck?!

[Firewolf99]

^ someone will soon inevitably make a Grunt = Duck joke very soon...

Zaeed: Shepard, I've got a new lead on Vido.
Shepard: Zaeed, little busy with saving the galaxy...
Garrus: Shepard, I've found the squad which killed my men on Omega.
Shepard: Garrus, as I just said, busy...
Miranda: My father's kidnapped Orianna! I need...
Shepard: For pete's sake, Miranda, priorities...
Jack: Oi, Commander! I've found those scientists from Pragia!
Shepard: EVERYONE SHUT UP! CAN WE WORRY ABOUT REAPERS FOR NOW!
(pause)
Grunt: Shepard.
Shepard WHAT!?!?!?!
Grunt:... Is it time for your rite?

[Drachasor]

This thread reminds me that the one thing REALLY missing from the ME games is party banter. Dragon Age: Origins really does this well, with people talking to each other fairly often while you are out doing things. In comparison ME sometimes feels like you are bringing cardboard cutouts of your companions on missions -- most loyalty missions are especially guilty of this regarding the odd party member out.

I hope ME3 fixes this.

[Herakleia]

Shepard: So you're telling me that your father genetically engineered and cybernetically enhanced you to be perfect?

Miranda: Yes.

Shepard: So how come you still have buck teeth?

Miranda: I do NOT have buck teeth!

Shepard: Sure you do.  Want me to get a mirror?

[Abispa]

WREX (to male Shepard): You complete me.

...or...

GRUNT (to male Shepard): You had me at "Hello."

[Spartanburger]

Abispa wrote...

WREX (to male Shepard): You complete me.

...or...

GRUNT (to male Shepard): You had me at "Hello."

[DrRedrum]

Firewolf99 wrote...

^ someone will soon inevitably make a Grunt = Duck joke very soon...

Zaeed: Shepard, I've got a new lead on Vido.
Shepard: Zaeed, little busy with saving the galaxy...
Garrus: Shepard, I've found the squad which killed my men on Omega.
Shepard: Garrus, as I just said, busy...
Miranda: My father's kidnapped Orianna! I need...
Shepard: For pete's sake, Miranda, priorities...
Jack: Oi, Commander! I've found those scientists from Pragia!
Shepard: EVERYONE SHUT UP! CAN WE WORRY ABOUT REAPERS FOR NOW!
(pause)
Grunt: Shepard.
Shepard WHAT!?!?!?!
Grunt:... Is it time for your rite?

(cont) TO PARRRRRTAY!

[Abispa]

LEGION: I have observed that there are 10 types of organic life in the universe: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

...or...

EDIT: Due to threat from girlfriend.

Modifié par Abispa, 10 mai 2011 - 02:41 .

[Randomjack]

Garrus: Commander, I could make up some **** about calibrations, but...i just find you really annoying

[jamesp81]

Scene: Conrad Verner making trouble again

Conrad: You should let me come with you. I could really help you.

Shepard: I've told you before, Conrad, I haven't been shot in the head nearly enough times to make that sound like a good idea.

Zaeed: Yeah, well I have. So show me what you got if you think your hard enough.

[Made Nightwing]

Garrus: So yeah, that's how it is Kaidan. Shepard and I are together now. I hope you're not mad.

Kaidan: Nah. It's all cool man. There are thousands of fangirls out there for me. Be happy with Shepard.

Garrus: Gee, you're taking this pretty well.

Kaidan: No point in getting mad. Oh, and Garrus?

Garrus: Yeah?

Kaidan: Enjoy my sloppy seconds.

Garrus: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[ADLegend21]

Made Nightwing wrote...

Garrus: So yeah, that's how it is Kaidan. Shepard and I are together now. I hope you're not mad.

Kaidan: Nah. It's all cool man. There are thousands of fangirls out there for me. Be happy with Shepard.

Garrus: Gee, you're taking this pretty well.

Kaidan: No point in getting mad. Oh, and Garrus?

Garrus: Yeah?

Kaidan: Enjoy my sloppy seconds.

Garrus: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Pwned.

[Interactive Civilian]

Firewolf99 wrote...

^ someone will soon inevitably make a Grunt = Duck joke very soon...

Zaeed: Shepard, I've got a new lead on Vido.
Shepard: Zaeed, little busy with saving the galaxy...
Garrus: Shepard, I've found the squad which killed my men on Omega.
Shepard: Garrus, as I just said, busy...
Miranda: My father's kidnapped Orianna! I need...
Shepard: For pete's sake, Miranda, priorities...
Jack: Oi, Commander! I've found those scientists from Pragia!
Shepard: EVERYONE SHUT UP! CAN WE WORRY ABOUT REAPERS FOR NOW!
(pause)
Grunt: Shepard.
Shepard WHAT!?!?!?!
Grunt:... Is it time for your rite?

Shepard: Grunt, I kill thresher maws on foot on my way to REAL fights.

Modifié par Interactive Civilian, 10 mai 2011 - 04:37 .

[Made Nightwing]

Miranda: Shepard. Cerberus research has produced a useful piece of technology that they have forwarded to us.

Shepard: Wait a minute, was anyone harmed in the making of this technology?

Miranda: Well, we accidentally wiped out an indigenous species of frog on the planet we were testing it on.

Shepard: No, absolutely no. I won't use any technology that Cerberus only got because other people suffering. You're a monster Miranda. I hope you and Cerberus all rot. By the way, what is this piece of technology?

Miranda: It's a jetpack.

Shepard: Me Gusta.

[Made Nightwing]

*Thane and Shepard about to get it on in her quarters*

Shepard: Thane, be alive with me tonight.

Thane: Siha, I....*insistent beeping* Oh damn, I forgot to turn off my communicator.

Shepard: Answer it, it might be important.

Thane: Hello?

Kaidan: Hello, Sere Krios? My name is Commander Alenko. Are you about to engage in intimate relations with Commander Shepard?

Thane: Not that it's any of your buisness, but yes, I am.

Kaidan: Before you do, I thought you should know. I already tapped that.

Thane: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Modifié par Made Nightwing, 10 mai 2011 - 07:09 .

[ADLegend21]

Made Nightwing wrote...

*Thane and Shepard about to get it on in her quarters*

Shepard: Thane, be alive with me tonight.

Thane: Siha, I....*insistent beeping* Oh damn, I forgot to turn off my communicator.

Shepard: Answer it, it might be important.

Thane: Hello?

Kaidan: Hello, Sere Krios? My name is Commander Alenko. Are you about to engage in intimate relations with Commander Shepard?

Thane: Not that it's any of your buisness, but yes, I am.

Kaidan: Before you do, I thought you should know. I already tapped that.

Thane: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

hahah do a Jacob one enxt where he doesn't care.

[Made Nightwing]

Jacob: Look at this. Sneaking into the Captain's Quarters. Heavy risk, but the priiiiiiiiiiiiize!

Shepard: Oh well, I guess it's better than nothing. Get over here.

*Kaidan jumps out of the fishtank, holding chocolates and flowers*

Kaidan: Happy Valentine's Day Shepard!

Shepard: Thank goodness, I thought you wouldn't get here in time. I might had to relieve some stress with a man who joined Cerberus because he couldn't find work as a gigolo.

Jacob: Nooooooooooooo! *Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighs*

[FuriousAngel24]

Was just checking out Casey Hudson's twitter and someone asked him about banter between NPCs and Casey's response was, "The writers have worked up some new systems and techniques for how squad members interact and banter with each other."

[gosimmons]

Made Nightwing wrote...
*ME 3. Crew are fighting on Thessia.*

Ashley: Grunt, take cover, you're bleeding!

Grunt: I have no time to bleed! These husks are dug in like a Tuchanka tic!

Ashley: (Throws a pair of grenades up into the husk position) You got time to duck?!

I love how in hundred of years we'll still be referencing the same movies. lol

FuriousAngel24 wrote...
Was just checking out Casey Hudson's twitter and someone asked him about banter between NPCs and Casey's response was, "The writers have worked up some new systems and techniques for how squad members interact and banter with each other."

Really? I'm intrigued. :happy:

[Made Nightwing]

MASS EFFECT 1

*Arnold Shepard and his team have tracked down Kahoku's men*

Arnold: I knew these men. Green Beret's out of Fort Bragg.

Kaidan: Ah, sir? These guys were marines....and you've never seen them before in your life.

Arnold: What kind of monster rips out their skulls as trophies?

Wrex: Shepard it was a Thresher Maw remember? We just killed it.


AFTER THE ENCOUNTER ON VIRMIRE

Ashley: How the hell are we going to kill Sovereign?

Arnold Shepard: If it bleeds we can kill it.

Ashley: Uh Skipper? It's a machine. It doesn't bleed.

Arnold Shepard: ..........Okay, what if we set up a big log and lure it into a trap?

Ashley: A log? What the fu....

Arnold Shepard: Okay, how about we coat ourselves with mud so they can't pick up our thermal signature?

Ashley: I don't think that'd work either.

Arnold Shepard: It didn't kill you because you were unarmed. No sport in it.

Ashley: It didn't kill us because it wasn't there. We were carrying enough weaponry to start a small war. Look whatever, we should get back to hunting Saren.

Arnold Shepard: We're a rescue team, not assasins.

Ashley: Seriously? So when you took out Lord Darius? That was a rescue?

AFTER FEROS

Arnold: So what are the Reapers?

Liara: I am not sure Commander. But in the hottest years, we would find our best commandos lying dead, mutilated in the jungle. And this year it grows hot......

Ashley: Oh for ****'s sake.

[sporeian]

*In ME3 fight*

Tali: *takes out her knife stabs a cerberus troop in the head*

Shepard: Jesus! you just stabed a man in the head!

Garrus: What happened to your shotgun?

[DrRedrum]

Challenge: When you view your squad, you can see everyone posed in a different stance, what were they saying/thinking when the picture was taken?

[Sandbox47]

Zaeed: Huh. I've never noticed that restaurant before.

Legion: Look at those boobies! Ah... consus reached.... Look at those boobies. No! Nevermind.

Samara/Morinth: I wish Shepard was standing right in front of me.

Tali: Act natural, act natural, pretend that there's no suit, act natural.

Mordin: I hope that my hair doesn't look to frizzy.

Garrus: ... This could have been taken from a better angle...

Miranda: They're gonna pick me! I know they will! Pick meee! Meee! Naw. They didn't pick. Oh,
they did! The joy of being someone! Oh they changed their mind. It's alright. Be the bigger woman.

Grunt: What?

Jacob: Who's idea was it to have me stand with my back turned to an assassin? Shepard, is this payback for something I did?

Thane: Psst, Jack?
Jack: What?
Thane: See that camera?
Jack: Yeah?
Thane: A birdie will fly out of it soon.
Jack: ... Wtf?
Thane: Yes. And you must smile, or else it will eat your face.
Jack: Been licking yourself again?
Thane: ... Yeah. Can I just lean on you?
Jack: F*ck off.

[Orion1836]

Shepard: Hey Tali, whatcha working on?

Tali: Oh, just something for our next mission...

Shepard: Is that... is that a double-barreled Cain?

Tali: Yup!

Shepard: .... I love you.