Tali is an engineer. Jacob is the person to ask for a double-barreled Cain.
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Posté 15 mai 2011 - 09:53
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Jacob: "Hey Shepard, here's that Double-Barreled Cain for you!"MisterJB wrote...
Tali is an engineer. Jacob is the person to ask for a double-barreled Cain.Orion1836 wrote...
Shepard: Hey Tali, whatcha working on?
Tali: Oh, just something for our next mission...
Shepard: Is that... is that a double-barreled Cain?
Tali: Yup!
Shepard: .... I love you.
Shepard: "Oh... ok. Wait, wasn't Tali working on that, though?"
Jacob: "Yeah, but I took it away from her... you know, an engineer wouldn't know anything about making weapons... awsome, isn't it?"
Shepard: "Yeah, man, I guess it's nice...."
Jacob: "Aren't you forgetting to say something?"
Shepard: "Oh... um, "thanks'?"
Jacob: "Maybe that you lov...."
Shepard: "Dude, I'm straight, I'm not telling you that I love you." <_<
Jacob:
".... .... Won't anyone say that they love me?!?"
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Posté 15 mai 2011 - 10:36
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Miranda: Jacob, have you seen my coco puffs?
Jacob: No, but I'll keep an eye out for them.
-Miranda walks out of room and Jacob pulls out box of coco puffs-
Jacob: Stealing Miranda's cereal, heavy risk -reaches into box and pulls out plastic decoder ring- but the priiiiize
Jacob: No, but I'll keep an eye out for them.
-Miranda walks out of room and Jacob pulls out box of coco puffs-
Jacob: Stealing Miranda's cereal, heavy risk -reaches into box and pulls out plastic decoder ring- but the priiiiize
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Posté 16 mai 2011 - 02:43
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What if the Doctor was part of the crew?
Noveria, Queen
Wrex:Shepard, thousands of my people died to kill those things!
Doctor: That was war! They showed no regret, no signs of stopping, no reddeming qualities! But this Queen wants to repent! We can't commit genocide on a whole species if there is a single good egg! If we do that, we're not human or krogan or et citera. We're minature Reapers!
Feros, After thorian death
Shiala: The galaxy is lesser for its loss.
Shepard:You feel sorry for that thing?
Doctor:The galaxy is full of wonderous things, Shepard. That alien had a whole nother thought process, a whole new view of life. Never feel happy that you wiped out a species, Shepard. That's when you know you've become what you hated the most.
Garrus' squads death
Doctor:It hurts, doesn't it? That you've promised to keep them safe and broke that promise? That you've failed them? That if you just grew a backbone and sent them home, they'd still be alive? I know that pain far too well.
Garrus:Does it get easier?
Doctor:No. It doesn't.
Noveria, Queen
Wrex:Shepard, thousands of my people died to kill those things!
Doctor: That was war! They showed no regret, no signs of stopping, no reddeming qualities! But this Queen wants to repent! We can't commit genocide on a whole species if there is a single good egg! If we do that, we're not human or krogan or et citera. We're minature Reapers!
Feros, After thorian death
Shiala: The galaxy is lesser for its loss.
Shepard:You feel sorry for that thing?
Doctor:The galaxy is full of wonderous things, Shepard. That alien had a whole nother thought process, a whole new view of life. Never feel happy that you wiped out a species, Shepard. That's when you know you've become what you hated the most.
Garrus' squads death
Doctor:It hurts, doesn't it? That you've promised to keep them safe and broke that promise? That you've failed them? That if you just grew a backbone and sent them home, they'd still be alive? I know that pain far too well.
Garrus:Does it get easier?
Doctor:No. It doesn't.
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Posté 16 mai 2011 - 03:51
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NORMANDY SR1
Ashley: Four hundred and ninety five, four hundred and ninety six...
Wrex: Williams? What are you doing?
Ashley: Push ups, four hundred and ninety seven, four hundred and ninety eight.
Wrex: Why?
Ashley: Just exercise. Four hundred and ninety nine, Five hundred!
*Jumps up*
Ashley: *Flexing her fingers* Gotta keep my pimp hand strong in case I have to smack down a krogan.
Wrex: I'd like to see you try.
*Ashley smacks Wrex across the face. He goes flying across the cargo bay.*
Garrus: How the hell did you do that?!
Ashley: Shepard fully upgraded my IMMUNITY power. It's kind of a game breaker.
Ashley: Four hundred and ninety five, four hundred and ninety six...
Wrex: Williams? What are you doing?
Ashley: Push ups, four hundred and ninety seven, four hundred and ninety eight.
Wrex: Why?
Ashley: Just exercise. Four hundred and ninety nine, Five hundred!
*Jumps up*
Ashley: *Flexing her fingers* Gotta keep my pimp hand strong in case I have to smack down a krogan.
Wrex: I'd like to see you try.
*Ashley smacks Wrex across the face. He goes flying across the cargo bay.*
Garrus: How the hell did you do that?!
Ashley: Shepard fully upgraded my IMMUNITY power. It's kind of a game breaker.
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Posté 16 mai 2011 - 04:19
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Shepard: Garrus, got a minute?
Garrus: Sorry Shepard, in the middle of some calibrations, can it wait?
Shepard: No.
*Garrus turns around*
Garrus: Excuse me?
Shepard: Moving along.....
Garrus: Sorry Shepard, in the middle of some calibrations, can it wait?
Shepard: No.
*Garrus turns around*
Garrus: Excuse me?
Shepard: Moving along.....
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Posté 16 mai 2011 - 04:32
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*Kaidan staggers into the Mess Hall. His shirt is in tatters.*
Garrus: What happened to you?
Kaidan: Fangirls...thousands of them....barely got a way...
Garrus: Tough man. Say, how about you get half your face taken off by a rocket? It worked for me.
Kaidan: OK, I'll try that.
TWO WEEKS LATER
*Half of Kaidan's face is now metal and synthetic skin grafts*
Kaidan: Your advice wasn't worth ****!
Garrus: Why?
Kaidan: Now I've got your fangirls coming after me too!
Garrus: What happened to you?
Kaidan: Fangirls...thousands of them....barely got a way...
Garrus: Tough man. Say, how about you get half your face taken off by a rocket? It worked for me.
Kaidan: OK, I'll try that.
TWO WEEKS LATER
*Half of Kaidan's face is now metal and synthetic skin grafts*
Kaidan: Your advice wasn't worth ****!
Garrus: Why?
Kaidan: Now I've got your fangirls coming after me too!
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Posté 16 mai 2011 - 04:34
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Bookman230 wrote...
What if the Doctor was part of the crew?
Noveria, Queen
Wrex:Shepard, thousands of my people died to kill those things!
Doctor: That was war! They showed no regret, no signs of stopping, no reddeming qualities! But this Queen wants to repent! We can't commit genocide on a whole species if there is a single good egg! If we do that, we're not human or krogan or et citera. We're minature Reapers!
Wrex: *Punches the Doctor* You talk too much.
Feros, After thorian death
Shiala: The galaxy is lesser for its loss.
Shepard:You feel sorry for that thing?
Doctor:The galaxy is full of wonderous things, Shepard. That alien had a whole other thought process, a whole new view of life. Never feel happy that you wiped out a species, Shepard. That's when you know you've become what you hated the most.
Shepard: I'm happy that I'm still breathing, and still in control of my own mind. Who knows how long until the spores would have infected *us*.
Garrus' squad's death
Doctor:It hurts, doesn't it? That you've promised to keep them safe and broke that promise? That you've failed them? That if you just grew a backbone and sent them home, they'd still be alive? I know that pain far too well.
Garrus:Does it get easier?
Doctor:No. It doesn't.
Garrus: Well, there's one way to dull the pain... time to find a traitor. *pops a heat sink into his rifle*
Fixed. I like the Doctor, but I think he's a little too idealistic and preachy for the ME universe. Even full-on Boy Scout Shepard doesn't hold a candle to him.
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Posté 17 mai 2011 - 06:22
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Challenge: When you view your squad, you can see everyone posed in a different stance, what were they saying/thinking when the picture was taken?
Good challenge! For reference:
Zaeed: If I fire a shot straight at the thief, I could take out this entire squad in one shot, and I'll be the only one who survives. Oh wait, Shepard will kill me for that. How about that. Or maybe I can take her out with me, who knows [Smiles grimly].
Legion: [1,090 subroutines are playing 6 video games under 23 different accounts. 92 subroutines are rehearsing Beethoven's 5th Symphony as an orchestra. 1 subroutine is keeping watch on the outside world] We are building a consensus, please try again later.
Samara: I look forward to fighting the evil and the corrupt at your side, Shepard.
Morinth: Damn. I hate this stupid outfit. Chafes like mad. And why these hollow spaces in the chest? Does that mean...? B!tch...
Tali: [Starts up Nerve Stim Pro] Let's see what this new update is about. Ooooh Keelah. [Turns up suit ventilation] Am I blushing? Am I? Oh wait, they can't see if I'm blushing. Sheeesh.
Mordin: Seeker sensory hormone PCR exiting exponential phase in 5 minutes. Will need rescheduling if Shepard picks me for this mission. Omnitool Incineration subroutine needs recalibration. Energy conversion ratio 9% below optimal. Unacceptable. May need to ask for assistance from you Garrus.
Garrus: No problem Mordin. [Sigh] I spent so much time calibrating everything, I don't even have time to fix my own damn armor! Being a vigilante was never this hard. Damn the endless calibrations...
Miranda: Oh look how perfect I am! Just look at me! The picture of perfection. Every bit. Oh wait. [Moves right pinky by 1/32 of an inch] There. Now even more perfect than before.
Grunt: Ha! Look at all these puny squishy aliens! Asari, Humans, Turian, Quarian, even a Salarian! I could squash them all like bugs! If only Shepard would let me. If only. Aaaaaah.
Jacob: I'm just going to face away from the Assassin, the Thief, and the Mass Murderer Biotic. I wonder if anyone on Shepard's squad has less criminal records than mine... Tali perhaps? And maybe Mordin because STGs are not bound by laws? Guess that's what it takes to get the job done.
Thane: I've got 12 months to live, might as well just pimp it out. [Strikes pose.] Oh wait, this way my pecs are better shown. [Flexes. Strikes another pose.] These leathers are so ventilating, really good at keeping my skin dry. [Strikes a third pose.]
Jack: I can't believe this, I'm working for f*cking Cerberus! Shepard's been good on her words so far, but I can tell there's something going on that she's not telling me. After this is over, I'm going to find TIM and gauge his eyes out, yes I will, yes, yes... Hey whatcha lookin' at? Huh? Huh? You have a problem?
Kasumi: Just standing here looking as inconspicuous as always. [Gently whistles] Nobody's going to see me if I slip away at this moment, will they? But I do like going on missions with Shepard. She knows so many creative ways of blowing things up. [Eyes Jacob under her hood] I wonder if I could just cloak now and try to cup a feel...
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#1335
Posté 17 mai 2011 - 06:31
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I'd kill for Legion to slip up and call organics "Meatbags"
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Posté 17 mai 2011 - 06:36
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Ashley: Would you just look at Shepard fighting out there? He's like an animal!
Liara: That's nothing. You should see him in bed.
Ashley: You were just waiting to rub that in my face, weren't you?
Liara: That's nothing. You should see him in bed.
Ashley: You were just waiting to rub that in my face, weren't you?
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Posté 17 mai 2011 - 06:46
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Ashley: Hey Skipper, notice anything different?
Shepard: you let your hair down! Finally I've been wanting to braid it for years.
Ashley: Yes...but notice anything else?
Shepard: Oh, you've got a catsuit! I tmust go under your armor.
Ashely:It does....anything else?
Shepard: *cops a feel* someone's been on a new diet,
Ashely: disregarding you harrassing me is there anything else that's different about me. (holds up spectre armor)
Shepard:....new armor!
Ashely: I'm a Spectre now! Jesus Christ. you'd think you'd be hapy that the first two human Spectre's were women.
Shepard: I knew that, I just wanted you to tell me Silly pants
*hug*
Shepard: you let your hair down! Finally I've been wanting to braid it for years.
Ashley: Yes...but notice anything else?
Shepard: Oh, you've got a catsuit! I tmust go under your armor.
Ashely:It does....anything else?
Shepard: *cops a feel* someone's been on a new diet,
Ashely: disregarding you harrassing me is there anything else that's different about me. (holds up spectre armor)
Shepard:....new armor!
Ashely: I'm a Spectre now! Jesus Christ. you'd think you'd be hapy that the first two human Spectre's were women.
Shepard: I knew that, I just wanted you to tell me Silly pants
*hug*
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Posté 17 mai 2011 - 07:09
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Shep: Split up in two groups! Legion, I want you to get Tali and go quietly through the opening we'll create. Cerberus won't see you coming.
Legion: Shepard-Commander does not need to feel anxious.The meatbags do not possess the calculation power required for effective marksmanship in current conditions. We will be fine.
Shep: Great. Tali, get-... Wait. Did you say meatbags?
Legion: ... Tali, let's get going.
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Shep: Did you like the present I bought for you?
Tali: ... Yes. It was very... it's the thought that... I rather... It looks good if you squint from a distance.
Shep: I know, right? There is nothing better than shoes. I have a pair like that myself.
Tali: Yes. They are great.
Shep: I was thinking...
Tali: I was afraid of that.
Shep: We should do something to celebrate your admition to the world of fashion. We could go commando through Ilium.
Tali: Aside from the fact that you'll be arrested, you seem to be forgetting a rather crucial aspect of the quarian physique.
Shep: You'll get sick and die, I know. *sigh* I just want some-... Wait. Why am I the only one getting arrested?
Tali: Heh. Well if I go commando people will think that I'm a human wearing a suit or something.
Shep: Naw, yeah. Hey, I've just thought of something.
Tali: Garrus!
Garrus: *runs into the room, rather out of breath* I am done with calibrations. *panting* I have a set of "reach" I need to test.
Shep: *pushes Tali away* Great. Let's make those logarythms blush.
Zaeed: Are they talking about sex?
Tali: I don't know... It does worry me that they are not heading towards the bathrooms or Shepard's quarters though...
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Thane: Frogs do not ressemble drell.
Shep: Riiight. And?
Thane: Jacob insists upon calling me frog man.
Shep: Good to know.
Thane: ???
Shep: Now Grunt has a new sparring partner.
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Morinth: A leech?
Joker: Huh? Oh shiii...
Morinth: You call me a leech?
Joker: No. Not at all. I was just... not ... interested in you. Because I have... a relationship.
Morinth: Don't fool yourself *attracive voice* You know that a real woman can satisfy your need much better than that AI.
Joker: And you'd satisfy my needs?
Morinth: ... Oh. Alright, that's a good point.
Joker: Exactly. And since you had to go all "Look into my eyes and it's easy to see." I say leech.
Morinth: Cripple.
Joker: Mutant.
Morinth: No-life.
Joker: Pervert.
Morinth: Open your search history. Who's the pervert?
Joker: ... Touche. I will ressume this verbal contest later. I think that we both need time to gather some ammo.
Morinth: *smirks* We'll see who wins the next round.
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Zaeed: ... and then he falls through the roof, or floor, depends how you look at it, and starts swearing and shooting at everything in sight. Mike throws a couple of eyebrow trimmers to get the wall down and we beat the bastards with their own weapons and all.
Tali: Wow. I didn't realize that that's how humans applied for a job.
Zaeed: Yeah, well... I knew this other guy. He just walks in and it's quiet in the room for five minutes. We were sure that he was done for and readied the next guy to enter. And then he comes out and the bastard has the job. Un-effing-believable.
Tali: I see. Maybe you should work on your strategy a bit more?
Zaeed: But you have to show the boss that you ain't gonna be pushed around.
Tali: Hi, Shepard.
Zaeed: *jumps up to stand straight* Oh! Shepard, I wasn't saying anything. Just a story. *looks around. no Shepard*
Tali: Riiight. Nobody will push you around, Zaeed.
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Legion: Shepard-Commander does not need to feel anxious.The meatbags do not possess the calculation power required for effective marksmanship in current conditions. We will be fine.
Shep: Great. Tali, get-... Wait. Did you say meatbags?
Legion: ... Tali, let's get going.
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Shep: Did you like the present I bought for you?
Tali: ... Yes. It was very... it's the thought that... I rather... It looks good if you squint from a distance.
Shep: I know, right? There is nothing better than shoes. I have a pair like that myself.
Tali: Yes. They are great.
Shep: I was thinking...
Tali: I was afraid of that.
Shep: We should do something to celebrate your admition to the world of fashion. We could go commando through Ilium.
Tali: Aside from the fact that you'll be arrested, you seem to be forgetting a rather crucial aspect of the quarian physique.
Shep: You'll get sick and die, I know. *sigh* I just want some-... Wait. Why am I the only one getting arrested?
Tali: Heh. Well if I go commando people will think that I'm a human wearing a suit or something.
Shep: Naw, yeah. Hey, I've just thought of something.
Tali: Garrus!
Garrus: *runs into the room, rather out of breath* I am done with calibrations. *panting* I have a set of "reach" I need to test.
Shep: *pushes Tali away* Great. Let's make those logarythms blush.
Zaeed: Are they talking about sex?
Tali: I don't know... It does worry me that they are not heading towards the bathrooms or Shepard's quarters though...
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Thane: Frogs do not ressemble drell.
Shep: Riiight. And?
Thane: Jacob insists upon calling me frog man.
Shep: Good to know.
Thane: ???
Shep: Now Grunt has a new sparring partner.
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Morinth: A leech?
Joker: Huh? Oh shiii...
Morinth: You call me a leech?
Joker: No. Not at all. I was just... not ... interested in you. Because I have... a relationship.
Morinth: Don't fool yourself *attracive voice* You know that a real woman can satisfy your need much better than that AI.
Joker: And you'd satisfy my needs?
Morinth: ... Oh. Alright, that's a good point.
Joker: Exactly. And since you had to go all "Look into my eyes and it's easy to see." I say leech.
Morinth: Cripple.
Joker: Mutant.
Morinth: No-life.
Joker: Pervert.
Morinth: Open your search history. Who's the pervert?
Joker: ... Touche. I will ressume this verbal contest later. I think that we both need time to gather some ammo.
Morinth: *smirks* We'll see who wins the next round.
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Zaeed: ... and then he falls through the roof, or floor, depends how you look at it, and starts swearing and shooting at everything in sight. Mike throws a couple of eyebrow trimmers to get the wall down and we beat the bastards with their own weapons and all.
Tali: Wow. I didn't realize that that's how humans applied for a job.
Zaeed: Yeah, well... I knew this other guy. He just walks in and it's quiet in the room for five minutes. We were sure that he was done for and readied the next guy to enter. And then he comes out and the bastard has the job. Un-effing-believable.
Tali: I see. Maybe you should work on your strategy a bit more?
Zaeed: But you have to show the boss that you ain't gonna be pushed around.
Tali: Hi, Shepard.
Zaeed: *jumps up to stand straight* Oh! Shepard, I wasn't saying anything. Just a story. *looks around. no Shepard*
Tali: Riiight. Nobody will push you around, Zaeed.
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Posté 17 mai 2011 - 09:50
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Nice work as usual Sandbox. I especially liked the Thane and Shep one! 
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Posté 17 mai 2011 - 10:02
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@Dave
Yaay! Praise! Oh, I love praise. Makes me tingle.
Yaay! Praise! Oh, I love praise. Makes me tingle.
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Posté 17 mai 2011 - 03:44
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MShep: So, Garrus, I hear there's going to be gay male relationships in the next game... does that mean you finally have more dialogue for...
Garrus: CALIBRATING!
Garrus: CALIBRATING!
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Posté 17 mai 2011 - 03:52
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Garrus can calibrate your MaleShep's thanix cannon upon request now, giggity.
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Posté 17 mai 2011 - 04:05
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Jacob: Picture time! Gotta look tough. Who's tough? I'm tough. Wait, Grunt's tougher than me! Gotta look like Grunt so that i can be tough too!iOnlySignIn wrote...
DrRedrum wrote...
Challenge: When you view your squad, you can see everyone posed in a different stance, what were they saying/thinking when the picture was taken?
Good challenge! For reference:
Jack: Jesus Thane, back off, wouldya?
Samara: Shepard, I really don't like having my picture take-- damnit
Zaeed: Make sure to get my good side. That being the side that can see
Grunt: Man, am i sleepy.
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Posté 17 mai 2011 - 07:47
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In the Captains Quarters...
Liara: OH YES
(fem)Shepard: Amazing isn't it?
Liara: I can't believe I waited this long.
Shepard: It's everyones first time sometime.
*The deck below*
Jacob: What the hell? It can't be, can it? HEY JOKER, WANNA SEE SOMETHING HOT
Liara: Lets keep going!
Shepard: Huh. It's... blue.
Liara: No, I can't... Not any longer...
Shepard: You can do it! Come on!
*Jacob bursts in*
Jacob: SMILE FOR THE EXTR- what?
*Shepard is sitting down, playing SIMON with Liara*
Shepard: Hey Jacob, wanna play SIMON with us then?
Liara: It's the most facinating Human game. Join us.
Jacob: ... No thanks.
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Jacob: I get the feeling Shepard hates me.
Garrus: Why? Whadya do?
Jacob: I don't even know man, but it just feels like-
Shepard: Taylor, you will be with Zaeed to take out that Reaper with your emergency rations.
Zaeed: Reminds me of the time when I had to... (Rambling about how he took out a space station with a throwing knife)
Shepard: Me and the rest of the team will moniter your progress from the Normandy.
Jacob: This ain't worth THE PRIIIIIIIZEEEEE. I'm out.
Liara: OH YES
(fem)Shepard: Amazing isn't it?
Liara: I can't believe I waited this long.
Shepard: It's everyones first time sometime.
*The deck below*
Jacob: What the hell? It can't be, can it? HEY JOKER, WANNA SEE SOMETHING HOT
Liara: Lets keep going!
Shepard: Huh. It's... blue.
Liara: No, I can't... Not any longer...
Shepard: You can do it! Come on!
*Jacob bursts in*
Jacob: SMILE FOR THE EXTR- what?
*Shepard is sitting down, playing SIMON with Liara*
Shepard: Hey Jacob, wanna play SIMON with us then?
Liara: It's the most facinating Human game. Join us.
Jacob: ... No thanks.
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Jacob: I get the feeling Shepard hates me.
Garrus: Why? Whadya do?
Jacob: I don't even know man, but it just feels like-
Shepard: Taylor, you will be with Zaeed to take out that Reaper with your emergency rations.
Zaeed: Reminds me of the time when I had to... (Rambling about how he took out a space station with a throwing knife)
Shepard: Me and the rest of the team will moniter your progress from the Normandy.
Jacob: This ain't worth THE PRIIIIIIIZEEEEE. I'm out.
#1345
Posté 17 mai 2011 - 09:51
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Guys - this thread has been around for roughly five months now. 54 pages of awesome, not so awesome, pretty good, mindblowing, insightful, insane, powerful and unique party banter - fanfic style and could be style.
*takes out a plate of chocolate chip cookies and a bowl of punch*
We need to celebrate BioWare Social style. Cookies and punch.
[Warning: Anyone who is diabetic will have to bring their own insulin. Any traces of vodka found and/or felt within the punch are phantom traces and can be overlooked. Music provided by [insert name of band you do not despise] and security is the BSN Moderators.]
Enjoy the celebrations / Sandbox.
P.S. Moderators are offered free cake in the back room. Please follow the yellow line to the suspicious looking structure.
*takes out a plate of chocolate chip cookies and a bowl of punch*
We need to celebrate BioWare Social style. Cookies and punch.
[Warning: Anyone who is diabetic will have to bring their own insulin. Any traces of vodka found and/or felt within the punch are phantom traces and can be overlooked. Music provided by [insert name of band you do not despise] and security is the BSN Moderators.]
Enjoy the celebrations / Sandbox.
P.S. Moderators are offered free cake in the back room. Please follow the yellow line to the suspicious looking structure.
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Posté 17 mai 2011 - 11:52
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Woo! Par-tay!
Are people with subpar contributions such as myself welcome?
Are people with subpar contributions such as myself welcome?
#1347
Posté 18 mai 2011 - 02:30
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Inspiration from Sandbox has given me a new challenge: Each squad mate explains their favorite confections they will bring to the party.
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Posté 18 mai 2011 - 02:34
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Shepard trying to convince the quarians to join the fight against the reapers. however he only recruited garrus, tali, and ash.
MShep: Hey tali! where garrus
Tali: He's doing Calibrations
Shep: What?!!! Really?!!! Again?!!!
Tali: yes
Shep: but the only member we have left is Ash
Tali: and your point is?
Shep:
Ash: hey skipper
Tali: Oh I see...you haven't told her have you?
Shep: just waiting for the right time
Tali: When?
Shep: On my deathbed.
Tali: *sigh~* Kele'ah
Ash:What are you talking you about?
Shep: Oh..um...n-nothing
Ash: Okay well, skipper, we should get going
Shep: oh r-right
Walk aboard the Neema....all the light are off no Quarian in sight
Ash: why is there no Quarian sight
Shep: I don't know? Hey Tali know anything what going
Tali: not a clue
*went in the caferiteria and then every quarian including Shala'Raan jumped out.*
Shala'Raan and everyone else: Surprise!!! Congratulation on your boyfriend, Tali
Tali: Ahhhh! Auntie Raan, now isn't the best time.
Raan: What do you mean?
Ash: What boyfriend?
Raan: Oh you don't know she dating shepard
Shep: Oh~ S!@#
Tali: Oh Kelei'lah
Ash: WHAT....THE....!@#$?
Shep: now ash I can explain
*Ash stares at shepard and tali with anger*
Tali: Shepard.
Shep: yes.
Tali: I think we should run.
Shep: DAMN IT GARRUS...YOU AND YOUR CALIBRATIONS!!!!
Then they ran like hell back to the ship.
Meanwhile...
EDI: Are you sure it alright to lie to them that your were in the middle of calibrations?
Garrus: who said I was lying? I was calibrating the monitor to SEE what happens on the fleet.
Garrus: HAHAHAHA.....look at Ash chasing them with a shotgun.
MShep: Hey tali! where garrus
Tali: He's doing Calibrations
Shep: What?!!! Really?!!! Again?!!!
Tali: yes
Shep: but the only member we have left is Ash
Tali: and your point is?
Shep:
Ash: hey skipper
Tali: Oh I see...you haven't told her have you?
Shep: just waiting for the right time
Tali: When?
Shep: On my deathbed.
Tali: *sigh~* Kele'ah
Ash:What are you talking you about?
Shep: Oh..um...n-nothing
Ash: Okay well, skipper, we should get going
Shep: oh r-right
Walk aboard the Neema....all the light are off no Quarian in sight
Ash: why is there no Quarian sight
Shep: I don't know? Hey Tali know anything what going
Tali: not a clue
*went in the caferiteria and then every quarian including Shala'Raan jumped out.*
Shala'Raan and everyone else: Surprise!!! Congratulation on your boyfriend, Tali
Tali: Ahhhh! Auntie Raan, now isn't the best time.
Raan: What do you mean?
Ash: What boyfriend?
Raan: Oh you don't know she dating shepard
Shep: Oh~ S!@#
Tali: Oh Kelei'lah
Ash: WHAT....THE....!@#$?
Shep: now ash I can explain
*Ash stares at shepard and tali with anger*
Tali: Shepard.
Shep: yes.
Tali: I think we should run.
Shep: DAMN IT GARRUS...YOU AND YOUR CALIBRATIONS!!!!
Then they ran like hell back to the ship.
Meanwhile...
EDI: Are you sure it alright to lie to them that your were in the middle of calibrations?
Garrus: who said I was lying? I was calibrating the monitor to SEE what happens on the fleet.
Garrus: HAHAHAHA.....look at Ash chasing them with a shotgun.
Modifié par GamerT123, 18 mai 2011 - 02:38 .
#1349
Posté 18 mai 2011 - 02:47
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^Don't think Ash would be quite that childish. She was pretty stoic if you chose Liara over her. That said.......
Shepard: Ash, I have something to tell you....
Ash: Me too Skipper. I cheated on you.
Shepard: I cheated....wait....what?!
Ash: Yeah, Garrus and me did some missions together after you died. One thing led to another and....man that guy has reach.
Garrus: Thanks Ash. I was quite impressed by your flexibility.
Shepard: What the hell?! What about your grandfather?
Ash: Well, Grandad was into forgiveness you know? Breaking down the boundaries. To be quite honest Shepard, once you go turian, you can never go back.
Shepard:But...but....
Garrus: You know Ash, I don't think I've paid quite enough reparations for the First Contact War yet.
Ash: Totally agree with you Garrus. Let's go do some calibrations in the armoury.
*They exit. Shepard bursts into tears*
Shepard: Ash, I have something to tell you....
Ash: Me too Skipper. I cheated on you.
Shepard: I cheated....wait....what?!
Ash: Yeah, Garrus and me did some missions together after you died. One thing led to another and....man that guy has reach.
Garrus: Thanks Ash. I was quite impressed by your flexibility.
Shepard: What the hell?! What about your grandfather?
Ash: Well, Grandad was into forgiveness you know? Breaking down the boundaries. To be quite honest Shepard, once you go turian, you can never go back.
Shepard:But...but....
Garrus: You know Ash, I don't think I've paid quite enough reparations for the First Contact War yet.
Ash: Totally agree with you Garrus. Let's go do some calibrations in the armoury.
*They exit. Shepard bursts into tears*
#1350
Posté 18 mai 2011 - 03:17
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DrRedrum wrote...
Inspiration from Sandbox has given me a new challenge: Each squad mate explains their favorite confections they will bring to the party.
Miranda: Caviar
Jacob: Protein Shake
Mordin: Espresso
Garrus: Doughnuts
Grunt: Shark Creole
Zaeed: Roasted Varren
Tali: Smoothie
Can't think of any others...
