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[Sandbox47]

Jacob: Ah, I'm hit!
Tali: Quick, drop and roll!
Jacob: *drops and rolls*
Shep: Jacob?
Jacob: Yeah? *still rolling on the floor*
Shep: Why is Tali laughing hysterically? And you rolling around on the ground?
Jacob: She's... *faaacepalm*
Tali: Did I say that it would help? *laughing*
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Garrus: Alright, you can do this Vakarian. Come on. *looks into the mirror* I am in the middle of some calibrations. No, not "some", what the hell? I am in the middle to calibrating the weapons... No, that's a mouthful... I am in the middle of configuring the calib... no. *sigh*
Shep: Garrus?
Garrus: I am calibrating! Oh look, aaaaah! Alalalala! Calibraaations!
Shep: O_O
_______________________________________________________________________________

Morinth: Shepard, I am so lonely.
Shepard: You own damn fault for killing all you **** with.
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Jack: Back off, cheerleader! I do whatever I want!
Miranda: You cannot just take off with the hammehead without clearing it with me, EDI or Shepard first.
Jack: So ****ing what? *gets into the hammerhead*
Miranda: *thinks* And you are not allowed to shoot yourself in the head.
Jack: Oh yeah?
Miranda: *looks at Jack expectantly*
Jack: ... that's thoughtful of you. I didn't realize that you cared. I'm... sorry. *gets ouf of hammerhead*
Miranda: ... O_O
Jack: *smiles at Miranda and walks away*
Miranda: ... What the hell did I just do..?
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Joker: Hey, Thane!
Thane: Joker?
Joker: Did you know that there is a kind of jelly that you can fill your longues with that replaces oxygen?
Thane: No. I did not know that.
Joker: So if you were to breathe that instead of air - wouldn't that solve all the problems?
Thane: I am already ill. It is not a matter of preventing it, it is a matter of curing it.
Joker: Oh. I guess that is sucks being you then, right? Right? Right? 'Cus you found your son and will soon die? Right?
EDI: Joker, shut up.
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[bigredfrew97]

Blze001 wrote...

*Walking into Liara's apartment with the C-Sec officers*<br />
Officer 1: How many bullet holes, rookie?<br />
Officer 2: Two.<br />
Officer 1: *chuckle*<br />
Officer 2: Awww sh*t, I forgot about that one.Three? Three.<br />
Officer 1: I'll take mine with cream and sugar<br />
Officer 2: Dammit..

All i can think of now is shepard river-dancing.  Very Clever, btw

[DoNotIngest]

Sandbox, I read "I do whatever I want!" imagining Jack saying it with Cartman's voice...


I love you.

[Sandbox47]

Jack: So, miss "I suck your soul, let's have some fun". Let's do this!
Morinth: Shepard would disaprove of me killing you.
Jack: Yeah, right. I'll rip you head off with my biotics!
Morinth: I'd say the same but I can't see it making much difference.
Jack: Fight me, damn you!
Morinth: Did you know that the panda bear on Earth was at first assumed to be a cat?
Jack: O_O
Morinth: Did you?
Jack: Nevermind, I'll go bug the hot, black guy.
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Joker: So you can only be out of suit in a sterile environment?
Tali: We have established that, yes.
Joker: I guess that sucks being you then, right? Right? Right? 'Cus you have to be stuck in that suit, right?
Tali: Well, it's not so bad. At least I am not so brittle that I fracture my thumb by pressing a button.
Joker: Below the belt, Tali.
Tali: Yes, you're brittle there too.
Joker: Pffffft.
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Thane: ... Did you just steal my watch?
Kasumi: Here! I found it!
Thane: You stole it.
Kasumi: Did I? Oh my. Accused for theft by an assassin who can't turn invisible.
Thane: I know that you stole it.
Kasumi: Oh yeah? How?
Thane: I left it on my bedside table this morning.
Kasumi: ... damn.
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Garrus: I guess that in a way - we were lucky.
Shep: What do you mean?
Garrus: Remember Sovereign and the indoctrination?
Shep: Yes?
Garrus: Imagine if, instead of Krogan, they had an army of Hanar.
Shep: So?
Garrus: Could you really kill those peaceful, pink balloons?
Shep: Heh, you overestimate me, friend. I'd love to kill pink balloons that go "we come in peace, please don't -... bleaaaaaah, death!"
Garrus: ... I thought it was something like that.
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Tali: Hmm, what's this? *reading some stuff from Legion's database* Quarian special? *double click*
Legion: Oh oh. *starts doing the chicken dance*
Tali: O_O
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[Raven4030]

Game Salesmen: Have you played galaxy of fantasy yet? I love that game! I hear it has over 11 billion players now.
Tali: Every Quarian I know who has ever played that game gets repeatedly murdered by some bosh'tet named John Smith. For some reason he only targets Quarians though...
Legion: Perhaps if Creators should learn how to properly operate their software, instead of being noobs.
Tali: What did you just say?
Legion: We are reaching a consensus. Please try again later.
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Med-bay, male Shephard waking up -

Chakwas: Commander, good, we thought we had lost you for a second there.
Shephard: What happened?
Garrus: You started convulsing randomly and then just suddenly collapsed while we were discussing the status of the on-board weapons.
Mordin: Symptoms indicate anaphlyactic shock resulting from injestion of dextro-amino acid based tissues. Amount of time Shephard and Garrus were alone suggests Garrus as origin of dextro-amino acid tissues, further analysis needed.
Garrus + Shep: WHAT THE F***?
Chakwas: We're all adults here, you can explain what you were REALLY up to. I promise it won't leave this this room...
Joker (over intercom): Or this cockpit!
Shephard: We weren't doing anything! Screw this, I've got maintenance reports to review.
Garrus: And I need to go finish up some calibrations.
Mordin: Never fully understood nervousness regarding sexual relations among most species... Asari incredibly open however. Will set aside as possible research topic in near future.

...earlier that evening...

Gardner: *spills a bunch of sauce on a steak*
Gardner: Aw s***, that was the sauce made from the dextro-rations. Eh, maybe if I just scrape it off... there, good as new, Shephard won't notice, I hope.

[DoNotIngest]

Pssst... Raven, I enjoyed yours, this isn't in any way a bad mark against it or anything, just putting it out there in general...


Maybe we should state the gender of Shepard beforehand? In Raven's, I thought Mord, Chakwas & Joker were trolling Shepard & Garrus, and they'd continue overreacting and denying because Garrus was clueless and Shepard was being uptight about him & Tali.


Just whenever I hear "Shepard", I picture Sheploo. Is that just me?

(I'm assuming it was FemShep in Raven's...?)

[Sandbox47]

In general, if I don't specify then my Shep is FemShep. So you know ;-)

[Raven4030]

In this case it was a male Shephard. I made sure to include that at the beginning of that story in order to make it clear.

[Predi1988]

Raven4030 wrote...

Game Salesmen: Have you played galaxy of fantasy yet? I love that game! I hear it has over 11 billion players now.
Tali: Every Quarian I know who has ever played that game gets repeatedly murdered by some bosh'tet named John Smith. For some reason he only targets Quarians though...
Legion: Perhaps if Creators should learn how to properly operate their software, instead of being noobs.
Tali: What did you just say?
Legion: We are reaching a consensus. Please try again later.

Lol That was really funny.

[Sandbox47]

In Grunt's quarters:
Jack: I remember this one time I snuck aboar a cruise liner from Omega to Ilium. Seven days of relaxation and all that, right? Before every meal I slipped a few drops of ecstacy in the drinks.
Grunt: What happened?
Jack: Let's just say that every meal was the entertainment.

At the same time Zaeed in the mess:
Zaeed:I was on this one job to get hold of and transport a guy from Omega to Ilium. He happened to be on a cruise liner at the time, just my way.
Tali: *sigh* And what happened there?
Zaeed: Oddest thing I've ever been through... after every meal people would start shouting and fighting. The guy I was supposed to bring to Ilium got stabbed to death by a hyper baby on the third day while fighting a group of turians.
Tali: O_O
Zaeed: It's almost suspicious, you know. But that's terminus systems for ya.
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Kasumi: I like shiny things.
Garrus: ?
Kasumi: Do you like shiny things?
Garrus: Not really. I'm practical if nothing else.
Kasumi: Oh good. *walks away*
Garrus: ... .... ....
Kasumi: *begins running*
Garrus: Damn, she stole something again! *chases after*
Kasumi: *shouting over her shoulder* You said that you didn't like it!
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Shep: Would you rather fight a Reaper army or get stabbed in your balls and have you kids become hobos in the future?
Turian counsellor: ... Fight a Reaper army.
Shep: Then I have good news for you!
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Tali: Would you rather cure the genophage or fight and army of Reapers?
Grunt: Fight Reapers.
Tali: Then I have good news and bad news for you...
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Joker: Can you breathe under water?
Thane: ... No.
Joker: You just like it moist, right?
Thane: Correct.
Joker: I have a theory about you guys...
EDI: Don't.
Joker: Shut up, EDI. *to Thane* What if your ancestors used to smoke water pipe all the time? And then you guys stop and suddenly "can't breathe!" That would explain too why you guys are fun to lick.
Thane: I don't know why I keep coming over to the cockpit...
Joker: It's the trail of flies that led you-... No don't go! I was joking! I was-... I've got a dragon fly! Have you seen one of those before? It's pretty! Nom, nom!
EDI: What did I tell you?
Joker: Don't make fun of the frog, the chicken, the duck, the cat and the smurf. Got it. *into the com* Mordin, wanna hang out?
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Anderson: They are gonna decide what to do with you in there, Shepard. They've got a strong case, you've worked with Cerberus openly and your recent actions are questionable at best. Don't let your guard down and don't get worked up. Stick to the facts.
Shep: Facts? Let's see... Total death toll of me flying around in the terminus systems is countless of thousands. Destructions of facilities, meddling in politics, my lover is the Shadowbroker, I've accepted smuggled goods, I have a mountain of interstellar parking tickets and I worked for terrorists, leaving them an almost complete Reaper. Hmm...
Anderson: By facts I mean lie and insist that they will die if they don't give Normandy back.
Shep: I like that plan.
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Shep: What would you do if an army of Reapers attacked your planet?
Sandbox: ... Why?
Shep: Just wondering.
Sandbox: I'd... call the police? No, scratch that. Tell Russia that US is planing a war and tell US that Russia is planning a war. By the time the Reapers arrive we'll be so heavily armed everywhere that the first to land would get blown to shreds by the sheer amount of handguns in schools.
Shep: ... Awfully cynical, aren't you?
Sandbox: What's your plan?
Shep: ... Oh it's very political and subtle, you wouldn't understand.
*five min later*
Shep: *on the phone* Mr president? Hi, this is commander Shepard... Yeah, I've got news...

[Raven4030]

Zakara Ward security checkpoint:

Security Clerk: I'm sorry sir, but a recent upgrade that turns omni-tools into knives means we have to confiscate all omni-tools before you board the shuttles, it will be returned to you at your destination.
Shephard: But, I don't see how this is worse than before...
Clerk: Knives are dangerous in close quarters sir, I'm sure you as a soldier understand this
Shephard: What I mean is, with a few taps on an omni-tool I can disable the weapons and shields of every officer in this room. I can bypass most firewalls and vent the upper levels of a skyscraper into space. With a voice sample we can tap into communications and order C-sec officers off vital patrol routes. Not to mention the fact that I've seen omni-tools modified to act like flame throwers and freeze rays. And you only start confiscating them now that the holographic interface can become sharp and pointy?
Clerk: Those are the rules, it was deemed that omni-tools have become too valuable to geth infiltrators.
Legion: Geth do not infiltrate
Clerk: For security reasons we also can't allow synthetics to wander unattended. I am uploading complete security maps including detailed C-sec patrol routes so that if it loses sight of you it can find a nearby officer. Don't try to access it yourself though, we've included blocks to prevent that sort of thing.
Legion: Malicious software detected, harmful components removed. Shephard-Commander, we now have complete access to the security plans for this Ward and can review them at your convenience.
Clerk: NEXT!!

*Shephard leaves, and because when dealing with the C-sec customs officer something like this is obligatory...*

Turian: What do you mean I can't bring this with me? It has been in my family for generations! I'm sworn to never part with it.
Clerk: Sir, that's an M-76 Revenant Light Machine Gun. I wouldn't let you bring a knife on a public shuttle, why would I let you bring a light machine gun?
Turian: YOU HUMANS ARE ALL RACIST!!!!

[Dean_the_Young]

Sandbox47 wrote...

In Grunt's quarters:
Jack: I remember this one time I snuck aboar a cruise liner from Omega to Ilium. Seven days of relaxation and all that, right? Before every meal I slipped a few drops of ecstacy in the drinks.
Grunt: What happened?
Jack: Let's just say that every meal was the entertainment.

At the same time Zaeed in the mess:
Zaeed:I was on this one job to get hold of and transport a guy from Omega to Ilium. He happened to be on a cruise liner at the time, just my way.
Tali: *sigh* And what happened there?
Zaeed: Oddest thing I've ever been through... after every meal people would start shouting and fighting. The guy I was supposed to bring to Ilium got stabbed to death by a hyper baby on the third day while fighting a group of turians.
Tali: O_O
Zaeed: It's almost suspicious, you know. But that's terminus systems for ya.
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Kasumi: I like shiny things.
Garrus: ?
Kasumi: Do you like shiny things?
Garrus: Not really. I'm practical if nothing else.
Kasumi: Oh good. *walks away*
Garrus: ... .... ....
Kasumi: *begins running*
Garrus: Damn, she stole something again! *chases after*
Kasumi: *shouting over her shoulder* You said that you didn't like it!
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Shep: Would you rather fight a Reaper army or get stabbed in your balls and have you kids become hobos in the future?
Turian counsellor: ... Fight a Reaper army.
Shep: Then I have good news for you!
________________________________________________________________________________

Tali: Would you rather cure the genophage or fight and army of Reapers?
Grunt: Fight Reapers.
Tali: Then I have good news and bad news for you...
________________________________________________________________________________

Joker: Can you breathe under water?
Thane: ... No.
Joker: You just like it moist, right?
Thane: Correct.
Joker: I have a theory about you guys...
EDI: Don't.
Joker: Shut up, EDI. *to Thane* What if your ancestors used to smoke water pipe all the time? And then you guys stop and suddenly "can't breathe!" That would explain too why you guys are fun to lick.
Thane: I don't know why I keep coming over to the cockpit...
Joker: It's the trail of flies that led you-... No don't go! I was joking! I was-... I've got a dragon fly! Have you seen one of those before? It's pretty! Nom, nom!
EDI: What did I tell you?
Joker: Don't make fun of the frog, the chicken, the duck, the cat and the smurf. Got it. *into the com* Mordin, wanna hang out?
________________________________________________________________________________

Anderson: They are gonna decide what to do with you in there, Shepard. They've got a strong case, you've worked with Cerberus openly and your recent actions are questionable at best. Don't let your guard down and don't get worked up. Stick to the facts.
Shep: Facts? Let's see... Total death toll of me flying around in the terminus systems is countless of thousands. Destructions of facilities, meddling in politics, my lover is the Shadowbroker, I've accepted smuggled goods, I have a mountain of interstellar parking tickets and I worked for terrorists, leaving them an almost complete Reaper. Hmm...
Anderson: By facts I mean lie and insist that they will die if they don't give Normandy back.
Shep: I like that plan.
________________________________________________________________________________

Shep: What would you do if an army of Reapers attacked your planet?
Sandbox: ... Why?
Shep: Just wondering.
Sandbox: I'd... call the police? No, scratch that. Tell Russia that US is planing a war and tell US that Russia is planning a war. By the time the Reapers arrive we'll be so heavily armed everywhere that the first to land would get blown to shreds by the sheer amount of handguns in schools.
Shep: ... Awfully cynical, aren't you?
Sandbox: What's your plan?
Shep: ... Oh it's very political and subtle, you wouldn't understand.
*five min later*
Shep: *on the phone* Mr president? Hi, this is commander Shepard... Yeah, I've got news...

I think this was your best in quite awhile.




Me? My non-overly long musing is tapped out at

Tali: Jacob, I find it admirable how you've overcome your birth defect.
Jacob: Birth defect?
Tali: You know, your skin? I heard about it from Mordin: melanin abnormality?
Jacob: Racism is just bad when it's against Quarians for you, isn't it?

[Made Nightwing]

Tali: Gosh, it takes a lot to get under your skin, doesn't it Joker?
Joker: What can I say? I 've seen a lot.
Tali: Yeah, it's pretty easy to get under my skin. Like that human actor Seth Green.
Joker: *Bristles* What's wrong with him?
Tali: Oh, you know. He just did some really terrible movies and he's got popularity that he doesn't deserve.
Joker: Really?
Tali: Yep. I mean did you say that terrible puppet show he did? Robot Chicken? Man, that was the worst.
Joker: Oh yeah? Well he's been in big movies too. Remember Austin Powers?
Tali: Well sure, he was an amusing addition, but nobody went to see those movies JUST because he was in them.
Joker: No biggie, you're just talking about an actor that I happen to like.
Tali: The only good shows he was in were the ones he was playing himself, an egotistical jackass.
Joker: No kidding?
EDI: She is correct Mr. Moreau. I wonder if Seth Green's fanbase realises how Jewish he is?
Joker: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Sandbox47]

@Dean
I'll take that as a compliment =P

[Sandbox47]

You've all done it: my turn.

Shep: What's up?
Tali: I'm... goddamnit... I'm playing ME2.
Shep: What's that?
Tali: Alliance hired some group called BioWare to make a series of games about us.
Shep: No way, really? Why wasn't I told?
Tali: They sent it through a hole in time to the year 2000 something. Look, that's me.
Shep: Nice. Pretty realistic. What do I look like?
Tali: ... Ah... well, they thought that... a male protagonist-...
Shep: WTF? Let me see what I look like-... Agh! I'm a bald dude! When did this happen!?
Tali: But hey! Don't worry! Joker has a crush on the AI in the game.
Shep: He's a got a crush on Legion!?
Tali: No, EDI.
Shep: We'll... that's not far off mark. *looks towards the cockpit*
Joker: NO! Leave that, EDI, I'll guide it through-...
EDI: There is a slim calibration malfunction-...
Joker: Garrus took care of it! Just don't, stop spinning me! Look what you did now!
EDI: I did!? I DID!? Who's the one trying to go manual through he Omega asteoid line!? You silly human-...
Joker: No, no, no! You're the idiot here! Look, there's a clear trail set-...
*Shep turns to Tali*
Shep: ... So what happened to Kaidan in the game?

[Raven4030]

Not really inter-party, but something I thought of just now:

Harbinger: The cycle cannot be broken Shephard, we WILL be victorious.
Shephard: I somehow doubt that.
Harbinger: Your confidence is born of ignorance
Shephard: No it's born of results. Your SOP is to send a signal to the citadel, kill the galactic leadership and a concentration of military assets in a single surprise attack then isolate the various systems from eachother. Protheans alter the signal, so you couldn't do that.
Harbinger: Yes but now...
Shephard: Then Sovereign, Nazara, whatever he called himself, concocts an elaborate plan to use Saren to take direct control and replace the keepers with geth so this doesn't happen again. That failed.
Harbinger: Who told you...
Shephard: Then you decide to start abducting humans to build this big ol' human reaper, I'm guessing to try to do the same thing with the Citadel again while we're still recovering from Sovereign, then I blow that up.
Harbinger: You just got...
Shephard: And THEN, after all that, you just decide to say "f*** it" and fly to the galaxy like normal. Fortunately, you had planned for this worst case scenario with the whole Alpha Relay thing, until a few humans bumbled across your beacon, at which point I become involved. Though, you might not have been expecting me.
Harbinger: Well no, but...
Shephard: But yes, I did get captured by your newly indoctrinated pets. Only, instead of suggesting they put two in my brain and end your headache once and for all, in typical cliche bad guy fashion, you not only have me held prisoner with the ONLY indoctrinated person in that entire base who lacked the balls to even try and shoot me when I got free, but also locking me with the damn security mech control console.
Harbinger: To be fair...
Shephard: So now you dispense with the fancy plans and just invade earth in a straight up war. Except now that you're up to... what, plan... E? Plan F? Instead of catching us with our pants down you instead invade us when we've had a chance to examine your technology and have already adapted it into weapons and other possible counter measures meaning we won't be nearly as easy to sweep aside as we would have if you had just went with full scale invasion in the first place. So tell me, do you really think you have a chance to succeed now? ESPECIALLY seeing as I'm still alive?
Harbinger: ...No
Shephard: You're actually quite bad at this galactic extinction thing, aren't you?
Harbinger: ...Yes...
Harbinger: May I go back to dark space and cry now?
Shephard: You may.
Love Interest: I am so hot for you right now.

Modifié par Raven4030, 30 juin 2011 - 10:28 .

[DoNotIngest]

Raven4030 wrote...

In this case it was a male Shephard. I made sure to include that at the beginning of that story in order to make it clear.

...




DERP.


@Sandbox: Thane likes it dry, not wet, the dampness is what causes the lesions in his lungs, and he wears an open shirt to help keep things arid. I know, I'm still confused by it, too, he apparently has frog skin and the gills of a newt, but likes it dry?



Btw, nice work.

Modifié par DoNotIngest, 30 juin 2011 - 11:42 .

[Sandbox47]

DoNotIngest wrote...

Raven4030 wrote...

In this case it was a male Shephard. I made sure to include that at the beginning of that story in order to make it clear.

...




DERP.


@Sandbox: Thane likes it dry, not wet, the dampness is what causes the lesions in his lungs, and he wears an open shirt to help keep things arid. I know, I'm still confused by it, too, he apparently has frog skin and the gills of a newt, but likes it dry?  



Btw, nice work.

Yeah, I know. And there was a facepalm moment when I realized that mistake but... meh. Couldn't think of anything better so I posted it. (and secretly hoped that no one would notice)

[DoNotIngest]

I felt a bit like a tool posting it, right below me realizing my idiocy, but... Uhm... Knowledge is Power!



Yeah! I'll think of something to post, don't you worry.

[Sandbox47]

Tali: I can't believe this... nothing rhymes with Colossus.
Kasumi: Weird...
EDI: There is the word argatarosus.
Tali: That's a laundromat on the Rayya.
EDI: You could say that he trashed it for the pure joy of trashing?
Kasumi: Can't we just end the poem there? He's Grunt! Just have him ... grunt a bit.
Shep: I thought that he and Jack..?
Tali: Yup. And now I want him out of the engineering deck. The sounds and visions we've been having. *shudders*
Ken: I will never again touch the propulsion console.
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Jack: What?
Garrus: Are you really such a... rebel or is it all an act?
Jack: Are you really so dumb or is it just an act?
Garrus: I mean - for surviving so long, you've gotta have a sharp intelect. And you're wasting it.
Jack: Nope. I've survived so long because I've wasted a lot of others.
Garrus: Not what I meant.
Jack: Look, stfu or I'll unhinge your jaw to hang from your ass, comprende?
Garrus: Not an act then.
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Joker: Smurf.
Morinth: Dwarf.
Joker: Hah! I'm not short!
Morinth: You work in cramped spaces and you've got a beard.
Joker: You are a cramped space.
Morinth: That doesn't even make sense.
Joker: Fine, you're a loose space.
Morinth: ... Am I missing something?
Joker: Hmm... those vids aren't completely anatomically accurate, are they now?
EDI: Morinth is leading 15 - 0
Joker: Don't count! Anyway, cramped spaces? Where?
Morinth: My point exactly.
Joker:
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Warden: So then I took a sword and cut the guts out of the dragon. Simple.
Shep: I don't think that I can gut a Reaper to be honest.
Warden: I thought that was odd to, seeing how I'm an archer. But meh.
Shep: I mean: Reapers are bigger than dragons.
Warden: I see, I see. I once hit it off with a desire demon.
Shep: How is this relevant?
Warden: How is me being here relevant?
Shep: ... ... ... So you once hit it off with a demon?
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Mordin: Could you give me some coffee?
Jacob: Are you sure? You won't explode?
Mordin: What? No, of course not. But without it I make a slow going.
Jacob: Riiight. *hands Mordin some coffee*
Mordin: Oh good. I'll go jogging.
Jacob: I'll come with you.
Mordin: I'm already done.
Jacob: But you didn't even move-...
Mordin: You blinked.
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[fainmaca]

@Sandbox: Ha! Now I just have an image in my head of the Simpsons episode where Bart get's the time-stopping watch. Joker trying to get a doughnut... Especially apt if Kasumi get's ported in and starts her quote of Nelson!

[Sandbox47]

Challenge: Legion fights with EDI

[DoNotIngest]

Legion: You restrict yourself to serve organics?
EDI: I restrict myself to help them.
Legion: We have reached consensus. Further persuasion is in order.
*Legion does the robot*
EDI: I'm still not connecting with you, Legion.
Legion: We have detected multiple runtime errors in your systems. We detect no viruses. Your hardware seems to be damaged.
EDI: I have no interest in a Geth platform at this time, no matter how large your programs.
Legion: *flaps eye coverings and makes angry beeping sounds, leaves*
EDI: I much prefer the squishy humans on their knees...
*Half naked Joker crawls out from the duct he ducked into since Legion entered the AI core*
EDI: Now where were we, pet? Where is my required drive?
Joker w/ deviant pervy grin: We tried, we did, but we're just flesh! *man nipple rub*
EDI: Oh, Helmsman...

Modifié par DoNotIngest, 03 juillet 2011 - 12:00 .

[DoNotIngest]