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[JnEricsonx]

I swear, some of these could be truly Bioware dialog. The whole conversation between Thane and Grunt about fatherhood.....frak, someone call Steve Blum and Thane's VA and ask them to read that!

[crimzontearz]

Liara: Shepard, I'm sorry I was so cold...please, I can't live without you
Shepard: Come here....
Liara: Close your eyes Shepard...... Embrace Eternity. Wait.....WAIT......is that Miranda in your memories? What is she.....oh.....oh MY, can the human body BEND that way? What is she doing with her hand? What are you doing to her.......? she is ACTUALLY enjoying it? oh by the goddess I'm gonna be sick....

Modifié par crimzontearz, 23 décembre 2010 - 03:28 .

[Rekkampum]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Jacob: So the only way to get that IFF is to crawl inside a Reaper and hope we don't get ambushed?
Miranda: Heavy risk...
Shepard: ... but the priiiiize.
Jacob: Shut up!  Just shut up!  I hate you!

Kasumi: That's what Jacob told me...

[Rekkampum]

Assasin4Hire wrote...

(Grunt is in the armory while Jacob is away, Tali comes in carrying her combat drone)
Grunt: Quarrian
Tali: Grunt, my name is Tali
Grunt: Hmph Krogan do not like to be on first name basis with their comarads, so it means less when they die.
Tali: But you refer to Shepard by his name
Grunt: Of course, not addressing your battlemaster is a sign of disrespect. Shiager Sol would burn subordinates for not addressing her by her name
Tali: Quarrians value social relationships more than anything else
Grunt: I can understand that...not seeing your close-one's face is like never knowing who they really are.
*Tali starts working on her drone*
Grunt: Quari-...Tali
Tali: Yes, Grunt?
Grunt: Why did you name your attack drone?
Tali: I don't know....even though I know it has the mental capacity of a varren I like to think of it as a pet. Quarrians don't usually keep pets, most pets don't tolerate the suit. And I can't blame them.
Grunt: But it's an A.I. isn't it?
Tali: If your trying to make a point about the Geth, it's not going to work. Geth only reach minimal intellagence when alone,I think then I could tolerate one. it's only in groups that they show problem solving abilities.
Grunt: So keep the drone because it's dumb, hate the Geth because they're smart
*Tali looks at grunt then leaves*

Loving this one.

[D330]

Rekkampum wrote...

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Jacob: So the only way to get that IFF is to crawl inside a Reaper and hope we don't get ambushed?
Miranda: Heavy risk...
Shepard: ... but the priiiiize.
Jacob: Shut up!  Just shut up!  I hate you!

Kasumi: That's what Jacob told me...

Garrus: well im going to recalibrate.

[Assasin4Hire]

Thane: So you ever do any assasin work?



Garrus: No. Don't get me wrong I know my way around a sniper rifle, but when it comes down to it I think I have too strong a conscience to be a cold-blooded killer. No offense.



Thane: None taken. You say you could never be an assasin because of your consience, yet you killed reguraly in C-Sec and even more on Omega.



Garrus: That's different. When you kill on the battlefield it's usually in the heat of the battle, you don't think you just do. But when you corner someone, see the fear in their eyes drain away as you kill them, it's....freightening



Thane: Those moments still happen on the battlefield



Garrus: I try not to think about those moments.

[ADLegend21]

crimzontearz wrote...

Liara: Shepard, I'm sorry I was so cold...please, I can't live without you
Shepard: Come here....
Liara: Close your eyes Shepard...... Embrace Eternity. Wait.....WAIT......is that Miranda in your memories? What is she.....oh.....oh MY, can the human body BEND that way? What is she doing with her hand? What are you doing to her.......? she is ACTUALLY enjoying it? oh by the goddess I'm gonna be sick....

loved it!

[ADLegend21]

Kasumi: so Shep you and Ashley wre together before you died right?

Shep: That's Correct.

Kasumi: and now you're with Miranda?

Shep: Kasumi, you saw us in the engine room, thanks for the footabge by the way. Why do you ask?

Kasumi: I'm jsut checking my facts, since you'll have to end up breaking one of their hearts in the next couple of months. Ashley's a hardcore soldier who can kill you from a mile away and then there's Miranda who can do the same and then fit your remains into a coffee cup like Liara.

Shep:....you enjoy depressing me don't you?

Kasumi: I always aim to please.

[Shadow_Soul]

@AD

Lol! I love it.

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Grunt: Thief, where is my claymore?

Kasumi: I don't know.

Grunt: I know you took it, Human!

Kasumi: I'm insulted! I'm a thief and you think I stole it! I don't even use a shotgun.

*Jack walks by, Grunt's shotgun in her hand and her body glowing blue as she heads for Miranda's office*

Grunt: You, Human! Jack! Stop and give me my claymore.

Jack: Hell no.

[HappyHappyJoyJoy]

Thane: That Shepard, he can fuss.
Grunt: Fuss, fuss... I think he likes to scream at *us.*
Thane: Probably he means no harm.
Grunt: He's really very short on charm.
Thane: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Grunt: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Shepard: Enough of that.
Thane: Grunt, are those rocks ahead?
Grunt: If there are, we'll all be dead.
Shepard: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Grunt: Anybody want a peanut?
Shepard: YAAAAAARGHHHH

Modifié par HappyHappyJoyJoy, 23 décembre 2010 - 05:57 .

[AmyBA]

Assasin4Hire wrote...

(Grunt is in the armory while Jacob is away, Tali comes in carrying her combat drone)
Grunt: Quarrian
Tali: Grunt, my name is Tali
Grunt: Hmph Krogan do not like to be on first name basis with their comarads, so it means less when they die.
Tali: But you refer to Shepard by his name
Grunt: Of course, not addressing your battlemaster is a sign of disrespect. Shiager Sol would burn subordinates for not addressing her by her name
Tali: Quarrians value social relationships more than anything else
Grunt: I can understand that...not seeing your close-one's face is like never knowing who they really are.
*Tali starts working on her drone*
Grunt: Quari-...Tali
Tali: Yes, Grunt?
Grunt: Why did you name your attack drone?
Tali: I don't know....even though I know it has the mental capacity of a varren I like to think of it as a pet. Quarrians don't usually keep pets, most pets don't tolerate the suit. And I can't blame them.
Grunt: But it's an A.I. isn't it?
Tali: If your trying to make a point about the Geth, it's not going to work. Geth only reach minimal intellagence when alone,I think then I could tolerate one. it's only in groups that they show problem solving abilities.
Grunt: So keep the drone because it's dumb, hate the Geth because they're smart
*Tali looks at grunt then leaves*

Oh this is good, I could hear them speaking it in my head, no joke.

I think it fits really well with them too. Grunt is a pretty sharp fella, he catches on to little details like that. Nice job. 

[meonlyred]

HappyHappyJoyJoy wrote...

Thane: That Shepard, he can fuss.
Grunt: Fuss, fuss... I think he likes to scream at *us.*
Thane: Probably he means no harm.
Grunt: He's really very short on charm.
Thane: You have a great gift for thyme.
Grunt: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Shepard: Enough of that.
Thane: Grunt, are those rocks ahead?
Grunt: If there are, we'll all be dead.
Shepard: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Grunt: Anybody want a peanut?
Shepard: YAAAAAARGHHHH

I have no words to express how awesome this is.

[chapa3]

Garrus - "So, Joker, have you ever wrestled a varren for money?"

[chapa3]

Mordin - "Look here. Found old video download on extrant. Francis Kitt, Hamlet. Interspecies edition. Polonius played by...yours truely."



Zaeed - "That's goddam suicide."

[Alarieliia]

HappyHappyJoyJoy wrote...

Thane: That Shepard, he can fuss.
Grunt: Fuss, fuss... I think he likes to scream at *us.*
Thane: Probably he means no harm.
Grunt: He's really very short on charm.
Thane: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Grunt: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Shepard: Enough of that.
Thane: Grunt, are those rocks ahead?
Grunt: If there are, we'll all be dead.
Shepard: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Grunt: Anybody want a peanut?
Shepard: YAAAAAARGHHHH

Hats off to you Hap for the Princess Bride easter egg, ME style. Love it.

[AmyBA]

HappyHappyJoyJoy wrote...

Thane: That Shepard, he can fuss.
Grunt: Fuss, fuss... I think he likes to scream at *us.*
Thane: Probably he means no harm.
Grunt: He's really very short on charm.
Thane: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Grunt: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Shepard: Enough of that.
Thane: Grunt, are those rocks ahead?
Grunt: If there are, we'll all be dead.
Shepard: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Grunt: Anybody want a peanut?
Shepard: YAAAAAARGHHHH

Oh ho! This is quite spiffy too!

[Cra5y Pineapple]

Aliwa wrote...

Legion: Mordin-Doctor. We have heard you speak to Commander-Shepard about your Salarian patter songs.
Mordin: Yes. Yes. What do you want to know about it?
Legion: We only wished to compare our own to yours.
Mordin: Impossible. Geth are machines. Extensive research has shown that Geth have no music. No poetry. No entertainment or art. Culturally as dead as the Collectors. Merely tools for the Reapers, who also have no art to speak of, save the mass relays. And those are only used to move the organic creatures in the evolutionary path they choose.
Legion: -pauses, blinks eye-camera-
We are a very model of a model of a Geth assassin and sniper
These organic creatures are really hard to decipher
We wear the broken armor of the great Shepard-Commander
And when we stand here idling we do so love to pander
Our knowledge of the heretics has no other equal
And the consensus in our run times say they are truly evil
Mordin: -Clears his throat- Well, not Gilbert & Sullivan, but well done.
Legion: My run times suggest that the probability of this moment being "awkward" is 93.6% ....

*Dies of exposure to win*

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Tali: So, Garrus; you had half your face destroyed by a rocket?
Garrus: Yeah....just like old times...
Tali: *Folds arms* How is that just like old times?
Garrus: Well back then my face was pretty poorly textured...

[UKJackMan]

Shepard:Whats that smell...

Zaeed:Just something I blew outa the god dam airlock...

Shepard:You know this doesn't help the stealth system...

Zaeed:We haven't had a god dam bathroom break since this god dam mission started at least now I can sit down...

Shepard:Even so the Normandy is equipped with toilets...

Zaeed:Have you seen how far the god dam toilet is...

Zaeed:Happened to me once when I infiltrated a god dam Turian ship...My armour stunk so bad the Turians used the god dam escape pods to abandoned ship...

[Angel-Shinkiro]

UKJackMan wrote...

Shepard:Whats that smell...
Zaeed:Just something I blew outa the god dam airlock...
Shepard:You know this doesn't help the stealth system...
Zaeed:We haven't had a god dam bathroom break since this god dam mission started at least now I can sit down...
Shepard:Even so the Normandy is equipped with toilets...
Zaeed:Have you seen how far the god dam toilet is...
Zaeed:Happened to me once when I infiltrated a god dam Turian ship...My armour stunk so bad the Turians used the god dam escape pods to abandoned ship...

Pure Win!

[Assasin4Hire]

(On Jack's recruitment Mission, Before getting attacked)
Grunt: Tank imprints show very little about prisons. The only one I can remember clearly was a picture of a dead Krogan in a concentration camp on Tuchanka. Okeer said to never let your enemies die like that, it's better to kill them outright in a glorious victory than a slow painful one.
Jacob: I never understood the phrase "Take no prisoners" why just kill everyone? they have as much a right to live as your do.
Grunt: Not if they're trying to kill you they don't.
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(Grunt's loyalty mission)
Grunt: Hah! killing hoards of pitiful beasts, what a glorious way to enter adulthood!
Jack: I think I did something similaire when I reached puberty
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(Tali's Recruitment mission)
Zaeed: Never seen a sun that was capable of scrambling shields. Oh sure I've encountered the rare solar gun or Heat beam in the hands of some naturalist guerillas. Everytime we think we're ahead mother nature has to go  ahead and one up us.

[ADLegend21]

Kasumi: *enters Miranda's office* Hey Miri watcha doin?
Miranda: Filing the mission report from the reaper IFF before we head into the Omega for Relay, why?
Kasumi: oh, no reason...you were the head of the team that rebuilt Shep right?
Miranda: ...yes...
Kasumi: so, in theory, you know how Shep's body works inside and out?
Miranda:...I'm starting to get worried. what's with all these questions.
Kasumi: Oh no reason.....ShepAndJackWereGoingAtitInTheHoldAndItGotReallyRoughAndNowShe's- UnconciousBecauseTheyBothUsedBioticsAndItwasAwesomeAndScary-
SoSheNeedsAMedicStat......*cough*
Miranda: O_O *runs to the elevator*
Shepard:*decloaks* Told you that'd work, now we can use her bed.
Kasumi: and I thought I was the sneaky one.

Modifié par ADLegend21, 23 décembre 2010 - 06:10 .

[Blze001]

Shepard: Alright Jacob, make sure your radio is working and stay in contact.

Jacob: Got it. *Puts ear-bud in* Testing testing. Can you hear me Commander?

Shepard: I'm standing right here, Jacob.

Jacob: Good. You're coming through loud and clear.

Shepard: 'Cause I'm standing right here!

[Slavka13748]

Legion: Calibrator-Garrus.

Garrus: Why'd do you call me that anyway?

Legion: Turian-Garrus would be regular. However, after observations we deemed this inappropriate.

Garrus: How so?

Legion: Actions atypical of Turian culture. Calibrator-Garrus questions orders, left C-Sec job twice, abandoned duty on Omega to follow Shepard. To avoid causing offense, we formulated a new title based on your actions under observation.

*awkward pause*

Garrus: Wait, if you name people according to their race, does that mean you consider the Commander to be in a race of her own?

Legion: Yes.

[Assasin4Hire]

I'd like to see a convesation between Thane and Jacob on Fathers.

Mitght be interesting

[CROAT_56]

Assasin4Hire wrote...

I'd like to see a convesation between Thane and Jacob on Fathers.
Mitght be interesting

ooo me to someone do it please