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[Malanek]

J: You know, I'm struggling to see what the commander sees in you.
T: Your jealousy does you no credit.
J: I'm not Jealous, I just don't like you.
T: I've noticed.
J: At first it was just about how you would stab people in the back. I don't like that. But as I got to know you, I began to like you even less, you almost make my father look good.
T: I grow tired of your jealous accusations, I have not harmed an entire crew under my responsibility.
J: Let me tell you about responsibility! As a father you should have been responsible for your son. But you abandoned him as a child at the same time he lost his mother. At least my father raised me before he became an a**hole.
T: I have never sought to excuse my blame with Koylat but I am trying to make amends.
J: Are you? Are you really? Your son is on the Citadel paying his dues while you're sneaking up to the captains cabin every night. First you claimed stopping the collectors was too important. But we've done that, we passed through Omega 5 and came back. And you're still here. For someone who keeps claiming not to make excuses, you sure make a damn lot of 'em.
[pause]
T: You are correct, and it shames me. Excuse me, I must inform Shepard the time has come for me to take my leave.

Modifié par Malanek999, 23 décembre 2010 - 11:01 .

[CROAT_56]

lol ouch jacob got a back bone



good one

[Loup Blanc]

Blze001 wrote...

Shepard: Alright Jacob, make sure your radio is working and stay in contact.
Jacob: Got it. *Puts ear-bud in* Testing testing. Can you hear me Commander?
Shepard: I'm standing right here, Jacob.
Jacob: Good. You're coming through loud and clear.
Shepard: 'Cause I'm standing right here!

LOL.

[Blze001]

Jack: Aww, the precious cheerleader is making a note in her diary.
Miranda: I'm keeping the mission logs up to date.
Jack: (Bad British accent) "Dear diary; today I was pompous and kissed the Illusive Man's feet."
Miranda: I hardly think-
Jack: Next entry: "Today I was taken by slavers, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."
Miranda: We're done talking.

Modifié par Blze001, 24 décembre 2010 - 02:42 .

[Iakus]

Blze001 wrote...

Jack: Aww, the precious cheerleader is making a note in her diary.
Miranda: I'm keeping the mission logs up to date.
Jack: (Bad British accent) "Dear diary; today I was pompous and kissed the Illusive Man's feet."
Miranda: I hardly think-
Jack: Next entry: "Today I was taken by slavers, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."
Miranda: We're done talking.

Someone's been watching Firefly:)

[Iakus]

Grunt:  So you're a tank-bred too?

Miranda:  Not...exaclty.  I was genetically engineered, but I was not made to be a warrior.

Grunt?  Then what were you made for?  Breeding?  Many of the human males on the Normandy want to breed with you

Miranda:  Certainly not!  I was made to be a leader.  An example of perfection in humanity!

Grunt.  Oh...

Grunt:  So how can you be a great leader and not be a great warrior?

Miranda:   Humans are different from krogans, Grunt.  Our leaders are not necessarilly the strongest or the greatest warriors.  We value other traits as well.

Grunt:  Do your leaders breed with their followers?  Because I've seen how other humans dress, and you seem to...

Miranda:  ::very angry:: For the last time, Grunt I was not made to breedt!

Grunt:  Humans are strange.

[GordonNoob2010]

@iakus



Brilliant.

[hawat333]

Slidell505 wrote...

Grunt - Shepard.
Shepard - Grunt.
Grunt - Shepard.
Shepard - Grunt.
Grunt - Shepard.
Shepard - Grunt.
Grunt - Shepard.
Shepard - Grunt.
Grunt - Shepard.

(extension)
Mordin - Krogan communication. Short but meaningful.

[ElectricZ]

Originally posted this in the Jack thread...

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Jack had precious little to do with her time in the below-decks hold other than read and stare at the walls. Fortunately, the the files that Shepard provided her gave her ample reading material. It would take her days to go through it.

Footsteps on the stairs caused her to look up from the datapad for the first time in hours. She expected Shepard, but instead it was a quarian who braved her domain. The alien looked surprised to see her.

"Who the **** are you?" Jack said, climbing to her feet to block her path into her quarters. She looked the newcomer from head to toe. The quarian's mask made it impossible to see her expression, but the glowing eyes behind the surface did not flinch.

"I'm the person who keeps the engines running and your air flowing." She gestured to the storage area beyond. "May I?"

Jack didn't break her gaze. She wanted to teach the uppity **** a thing or two about respect, but she knew better than to mess with anybody who kept a ship up and running, especially when she was on it. She smiled, but did not move. "Don't let me stop you. Get to work, grease monkey."

"Thank you," the quarian said and stepped around her, her focus shifting to the lockers and containers in the room. She approached a large crate that Jack had chosen to store her belongings, which is to say she had dumped an armload of dirty clothes and gear in a sloppy pile on top of it. She started transferring them to the lid of a neighboring crate.

Jack stepped towards her. "Hey! What are you doing with my ****?"

"Your '****'," Tali waved her hands, "Is on top of my '****.'"

Jack thought back to the dossiers she had been reading, and about the personnel aboard the ship. The identity of the quarian suddenly registered. "You must be Zorah."

"Tali'Zorah Vas Neema. How do you know my name?"

Jack waved the datapad. "Read all about you. You and your friends. Took out a lot of Cerberus ****heads, didn't you?"

"Not nearly enough."

"Huh." She looked at the datapad. "They don't like you very much."

"The feeling is mutual." Tali rummaged through the crate and came up with a shrink-wrapped box for her efforts. She checked the part number and placed it under her arm. She walked back towards the stairway.

"What the **** are you doing on their ship?" Jack asked.

Tali stopped and shook her head. "You know, I ask myself that every day. But I'm not here for them."

"Yeah? How'd you end up here then?"

"The same way you did." Tali stopped at the base of the stairs and looked back to the human. "Nice meeting you."

Modifié par ElectricZ, 24 décembre 2010 - 04:51 .

[Blze001]

Garrus: Stasis fields. How did the collectors pull that off?

Mordin: Seeker swarms inject chemical compound into victims neural system. Induces a form of tetraplegia. Then erect a mass-effect barrier to prevent damage due to external stimuli.

Garrus: Mind dumbing that explanation down a little, doc?

Mordin: The swarms inject a paralytic serum into the victims. Then they create a barrier to prevent damage from falls.

Garrus: Still, following, you, not!

Mordin: ...The bugs paralyze them. Put a protective shield on them.

Garrus: Why didn't you just say so in the first place?

[Shadow_Soul]

@Blze
Lol.

@Electricz
I like that one.

My 2 were posted in the FemShep thread (yes I posted them) Here you go.
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Shep: *rams into a cliff*
Kasumi: Shep. Ugh! I think I'm going to puke.
Jack: Shepard! Stop this s**t!
Shep: No way. If you hate this, you don't want to know what I did to the MAKO. Hehe.
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Shep: *rins the HH off a cliff*
Tali: Keelah! It's the MAKO all over again.
Garrus: Just like old times.
Shep: Shut up, both of you. I'll make a repeat of the skycar when I was helping Liara.
Garrus: Tali, shut up.
Tali: Why? Was it that bad?
Shep: Ask Liara. She said better then the MAKO.
Tali: So it wasn't that bad, right?
Shep: *runs into a rockface*
Tali: Oh keelah!

Modifié par Shadow_Soul, 24 décembre 2010 - 08:47 .

[Blze001]

*Walking into Liara's apartment with the C-Sec officers*

Officer 1: How many bullet holes, rookie?

Officer 2: Two.

Officer 1: *chuckle*

Officer 2: Awww sh*t, I forgot about that one.Three? Three.

Officer 1: I'll take mine with cream and sugar

Officer 2: Dammit..

[Prince of Kemet]

Dark_Caduceus wrote...

Shepard: You're black.
Jacob: I know.

^Two middle fingers up.^

A conversation where Shepard is attempting to make Jacob jealous.

Shepard (with a smirk on his face): So...Miranda and I are hitting it off well.
Jacob: Yeah, I hit it well too....repeatedly. Hey, have you two done the thing where she puts her leg..
Shepard (with hands over ears): NO, I don't want to hear it!!! La,La,La,La!!!
Jacob: (Laughs hysterically)...she's very flexible.
Shepard: (with hands still over ears): La,La,La,La!!!
Jacob: (Laughing even harder)..You started this, if you can't take the heat......
Shepard: (removes hands from ears)...That's just mean Jacob,...... maybe I'll tell Kasumi you've been having dreams about her.
Jacob: Maybe I'll tell Legion you've been having dreams about  him.
Shepard: How did you find out about....
Jacob: Huh?
Shepard: What...nothing.  
A voice from behind Shepard: Shepard Commander.
Shepard: DAMNIT!!!

[Iakus]

Garrus:  What do you want from me, Shepard?  What would you do if someone betrayed you?

Shepard:  I'm not sure.  But I wouldn't let it change me.

Thane:  Yes, vengence changes you.

Thane:  Darkness, with slivers of light
These people have taken the light from my heart!
They took Irkah, took her life
I  take their lives.  But slowly
With fists, with blade, with biotics.
They beg me "End it! Take the pain away!"
But I do not listen.  The darkness does not listen.
Hours later it ends.  Peace at alst, for all
But the darkness remains a stain on my soul
Peace is fleeting The light has not returned.

Thane:  Sometimes in ending one evil, you let a greater evil into yourself, Garrus

Garrus:  It's a risk I'm willing to take.

++++++++++++++++
Garrus:  What do you want from me, Shepard?  What would you do if someone betrayed you?

Shepard:  I'm not sure.  But I wouldn't let it change me.

Jack:  Yeah, well I do know betrayal.  What you're planning to do to Sidonis is a lot nicer than what I'd do in your shoes.  I'd ::expletive::  him up so bad he'd never be identified.  You can't let anyone cross you.  Ever.  It's weakness.  You let someone get to you like that, you spend the rest of your life sleeping with one eye open.  You have to let yourself be strong again.  Go get him, Garrus!

Garrus:  Thank you, Jack.  I think.

[PauseforEffect]

Ok, going to take a whack at it

Grunt: People consider you a great warrior? Bah, you hide from sight and kill when your enemy's back is turned.

Thane: The most dangerous weapons are the ones people never see.

and another

Tali: I don't know if I could bring myself to harm a family member

Samara: Would you bring yourself to protect someone else's family from harm?

[ADLegend21]

Prince of Kemet wrote...

Dark_Caduceus wrote...

Shepard: You're black.
Jacob: I know.

^Two middle fingers up.^

A conversation where Shepard is attempting to make Jacob jealous.

Shepard (with a smirk on his face): So...Miranda and I are hitting it off well.
Jacob: Yeah, I hit it well too....repeatedly. Hey, have you two done the thing where she puts her leg..
Shepard (with hands over ears): NO, I don't want to hear it!!! La,La,La,La!!!
Jacob: (Laughs hysterically)...she's very flexible.
Shepard: (with hands still over ears): La,La,La,La!!!
Jacob: (Laughing even harder)..You started this, if you can't take the heat......
Shepard: (removes hands from ears)...That's just mean Jacob,...... maybe I'll tell Kasumi you've been having dreams about her.
Jacob: Maybe I'll tell Legion you've been having dreams about  him.
Shepard: How did you find out about....
Jacob: Huh?
Shepard: What...nothing.  
A voice from behind Shepard: Shepard Commander.
Shepard: DAMNIT!!!

Nice.

[ADLegend21]

Miranda: Kasumi, how can I help you?

Kasumi: so scuttlebut says you and Jacob used to date.got any tips on how to woo him?

Miranda: you're interested in Jacob? I'm surprised you aren't throwing yourself at Shepard like Tali or Jack.

Kasumi: I like Shep, he's cool and all but that Jacob...mmmmm....so tips?

Miranda: well *whispers something in Kasumi's ear*

Kasumi: oh, that should be easy then.



*later in the armory*



Jacob: Hey Shep-Kasumi? I didn't know you came out of the crew deck. soemthing I can do for you.

Kasumi: why yes you can *whispers what Miiranda told her in Jacob's ear*

Jacob:....O_O......alright, cleaning the guns can wait.

Kasumi: Jackpot!

[Prince of Kemet]

ADLegend21 wrote...

Miranda: Kasumi, how can I help you?
Kasumi: so scuttlebut says you and Jacob used to date.got any tips on how to woo him?
Miranda: you're interested in Jacob? I'm surprised you aren't throwing yourself at Shepard like Tali or Jack.
Kasumi: I like Shep, he's cool and all but that Jacob...mmmmm....so tips?
Miranda: well *whispers something in Kasumi's ear*
Kasumi: oh, that should be easy then.

*later in the armory*

Jacob: Hey Shep-Kasumi? I didn't know you came out of the crew deck. soemthing I can do for you.
Kasumi: why yes you can *whispers what Miiranda told her in Jacob's ear*
Jacob:....O_O......alright, cleaning the guns can wait.
Kasumi: Jackpot!

Oh, you gotta tell me what she said to him.

Was it something like...


Kasumi (enters the armory)

Jacob: Hey Kasumi, what's up? 
Kasumi (whispering in Jacob's ear): Miranda told me about.....
Jacob: About what?
Kasumi (looking below Jacob's waistline, smiling): I hear that you're......Taylor-made.
Jacob (smiling back at Kasumi): Wow, Miranda told you that?
Kasumi: Yes, we girls share certain information.
Jacob: I see. Well, Miss Goto..what can I
Kasumi (interupting Jacob): I think you already know Mr. Taylor.
Jacob: Straight to the point I see. I have a few more weapons to inspect but......
Kasumi (interupting Jacob again): Weapon inspection is exactly what I had in mind. Care to join me for drinks in my quarters?
Jacob (smiling and thinking to himself, ohh yes, I'm about to hit you with the good stuff): Absolutely...lead the way.
Kasumi (smiling back at Jacob and thinking to herself, ohh yes, he's about to eat it).

Modifié par Prince of Kemet, 26 décembre 2010 - 08:25 .

[kamen rider spectre]

betd2 wrote...

Jacob stands in front of Legion
Jacob: but you are mearly a robot, BUT I AM A MAN! (punch)

Linkara is that you?

[ADLegend21]

Jacob: Heavy risk, but the priiiize.

Shep: I wondered what was taking you so long.

Jacob: I just want all the time I can get

Shep: then let's make use of this time then

Jacob: *takes off shirt*

Kasumi: DAYUM.

Shep: Kasumi are you cloaked so you can spy on Jacob and I?

Kasumi:....yes.

[betd2]

kamen rider spectre wrote...

betd2 wrote...

Jacob stands in front of Legion
Jacob: but you are mearly a robot, BUT I AM A MAN! (punch)

Linkara is that you?

nope just a fan of his

[goatman42]

Thane: There are 14 flaws that a skilled assassin could exploit here.

Kasumi: 15...

Thane: What?

Kasumi: I see 15 flaws.

Thane: Its not a contest you know.

Kasumi: Of course not.

(Thane Pauses for a moment)

Thane: 17

Kasumi: huh?

Thane: I see 17 now.

[betd2]

goatman42 wrote...

Thane: There are 14 flaws that a skilled assassin could exploit here.
Kasumi: 15...
Thane: What?
Kasumi: I see 15 flaws.
Thane: Its not a contest you know.
Kasumi: Of course not.
(Thane Pauses for a moment)
Thane: 17
Kasumi: huh?
Thane: I see 17 now.

Legion: This platform detects 20 security vulnerabilities.
Shepard: Excluding the fact that the guards looking for Geth infiltrators don't know what a geth looks like.
Legion: Correction, 21 security vulnerabilities.

Modifié par betd2, 27 décembre 2010 - 04:40 .