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[ADLegend21]

Shepard: Glad you all cold make it.

Jack: why the hell did you drag us all here shepard?

shep: glad you asked. I've seen the dossiers that the Shadow broker had on you guys and I must say....you guys are so amazing. I mean, Kasumi's all obsessed with Jacob.

Jacob: what?

Shep: dude she's got the hots for you, it's obvious if you leave the armory.

Jacob:....nice *gets dragged out of the room by Kasumi*

Shep:Garrus is a momma's boy, and a good on at that.

Garrus: this is why I never tell you anything Jane....

Shep: Thane has awesome ways to kill people.

Thane: Thank you Shepard.

shep: Grunt has a cute Search history, Jack writes poetry

Jack: F**K YOU!

Shep: Miranda was on a daing site.

Miranda: damnit Shepard, you really cna't be trusted with absolute power.

Shep: and Legions' a gamer,I totally owned him by the way.

Legion: so you were the user: Reaper_Killer!.....consesus reached, shepard-Commander must be eliminated...in the galaxy of fantasy universe.

Shep: and last but not least...Tali has a human fetish.

Tali: oh Kee'lah.

Garrus: I bet you say that alot.

Shep: nice one Garrus.

Tali: I still have that shotgun.

[ADLegend21]

bump.

[Cra5y Pineapple]

I lol'd so hard at that AD. That needs to happen, seriously.

[Prince of Kemet]

ADLegend21 wrote...

Shepard: Glad you all cold make it.
Jack: why the hell did you drag us all here shepard?
shep: glad you asked. I've seen the dossiers that the Shadow broker had on you guys and I must say....you guys are so amazing. I mean, Kasumi's all obsessed with Jacob.
Jacob: what?
Shep: dude she's got the hots for you, it's obvious if you leave the armory.
Jacob:....nice *gets dragged out of the room by Kasumi*
Shep:Garrus is a momma's boy, and a good on at that.
Garrus: this is why I never tell you anything Jane....
Shep: Thane has awesome ways to kill people.
Thane: Thank you Shepard.
shep: Grunt has a cute Search history, Jack writes poetry
Jack: F**K YOU!
Shep: Miranda was on a daing site.
Miranda: damnit Shepard, you really cna't be trusted with absolute power.
Shep: and Legions' a gamer,I totally owned him by the way.
Legion: so you were the user: Reaper_Killer!.....consesus reached, shepard-Commander must be eliminated...in the galaxy of fantasy universe.
Shep: and last but not least...Tali has a human fetish.
Tali: oh Kee'lah.
Garrus: I bet you say that alot.
Shep: nice one Garrus.
Tali: I still have that shotgun.

Good stuff!!!

[aRandomNinja]

In game banter needs to happen!!

[Riggs]

Prince of Kemet wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

Shepard: Glad you all cold make it.
Jack: why the hell did you drag us all here shepard?
shep: glad you asked. I've seen the dossiers that the Shadow broker had on you guys and I must say....you guys are so amazing. I mean, Kasumi's all obsessed with Jacob.
Jacob: what?
Shep: dude she's got the hots for you, it's obvious if you leave the armory.
Jacob:....nice *gets dragged out of the room by Kasumi*
Shep:Garrus is a momma's boy, and a good on at that.
Garrus: this is why I never tell you anything Jane....
Shep: Thane has awesome ways to kill people.
Thane: Thank you Shepard.
shep: Grunt has a cute Search history, Jack writes poetry
Jack: F**K YOU!
Shep: Miranda was on a daing site.
Miranda: damnit Shepard, you really cna't be trusted with absolute power.
Shep: and Legions' a gamer,I totally owned him by the way.
Legion: so you were the user: Reaper_Killer!.....consesus reached, shepard-Commander must be eliminated...in the galaxy of fantasy universe.
Shep: and last but not least...Tali has a human fetish.
Tali: oh Kee'lah.
Garrus: I bet you say that alot.
Shep: nice one Garrus.
Tali: I still have that shotgun.

Good stuff!!!

ya haha those dossiers were pretty intresting to go thru, awesome if you could bring something up from those to another squadmate in me3

Modifié par Riggs, 01 janvier 2011 - 09:51 .

[Sandbox47]

Shepard: We are facing a very difficult situation. The Council has turned away, the Alliance as well. We are now a rogue ship fight an enemy so fierce that it has devoured civilizations before.

Jack: The hell are you talking about, Shepard?

S: Yes, I am talking about the ME forums! That is how the protheans died out! They were distracted by the chatter and explaining stuff to people that they didn't notice the Reapers!

J: You've ******* cracked man.

S: The forums will be the doom of us all!

Tali: Oh Kee'lah.



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Engineer Gabby: So Garrus.

Garrus: Yes?

EG: You must be good at engineering. Seeing as you calibrate all the time.

G: I am good at fire arms upgrade engineering, yes. I did that for a while in C-Sec. It comes with being an officer.

EG: And you're a sniper, a vigilante, stricke team leader and Shepard's second in command.

Miranda: No, I'm the second in command.

G: *looks at Miranda levelly* I see. You have that on a T-shirt?

M: I report directly to the Illusive man who funds this mission. If anything, I am higher ranking than Shepard!

G: So you say. But do you have any authority over Shepard?

M: Do you?

G: Does anyone?

M: No. QED: I'm second, you're calibrator guy.

G:If you told Shepard to go to the Citadel, would she?

M: No. We have no business-...

G: She'd go for me. I'm second.

EDI: If I shut down the CO2 filtres you'll both die and I'll be in control. I'm second.

G and M: Right...

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Nihlus and Saren (before the "I kill you, Nihlus!" thing)

Nihlus: So Saren... did you notice that you have pieces of metal implanted into you head?

Saren: Yes. They make me stronger. And chics like that sort of thing.

N: They do? Which chics, krogan?

S: *Thinks to himself "He's going down"*

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Sovereign: What did I tell you? That chic's mad.

Harbringer: Yeah, she kinda took me off guard. I didn't expect her to come and blow my newborn up.

S: That's how it's been from the very begining. I couldn't get away with doing anything!

H: I hear ya. I barely made that human coctail and she blew it up.

S: Shame.

H: And she killed the prothean as well!

S: What!?

H: Yes! The last protheans died when she blew up their base!

S: She's a wicked creature!

H: We will avenge the fallen! EDI, what's she up to?

EDI: She is trying to get her hair just right in preparation for blasting her way through Shadow Broker base. She expects to meet a friend.

S: That woman has no limits!

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Shepard: So... this is kinda like Stargate Atlantis.

Casey: What? No... I don't think so.

S: It is. You've changed the stargates with the relays and the wraith with collectors.

C: Yeah, but there is the full plot. And then there are the different races! And the Council and things. I don't think the fans will notice.

S: And there is the shuttle rides.

C: O_O

S: Wrex and Ronon are copies of each other. Tali is Teyla, you can hear that on the name.

C: What do you want from me? *smashes Shepards head in with a laptop* Oh boy.... The Alliance won't like this.

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Garrus: Can I try that?

Joker: What?

G: Can I fly Normandy. Just for a while.

J: What? No, look, I'm pilot and you kill stuff. We've all got our jobs.

G: Yeah, but we're on our way to Omega, we won't be there for hours. No one will notice if you let me fly.

J: What's wrong with you? And what's that stick in your hand?

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[MicheleMassacre]

Sandbox47 wrote...
Garrus: Can I try that?
Joker: What?
G: Can I fly Normandy. Just for a while.
J: What? No, look, I'm pilot and you kill stuff. We've all got our jobs.
G: Yeah, but we're on our way to Omega, we won't be there for hours. No one will notice if you let me fly.
J: What's wrong with you? And what's that stick in your hand?
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My favorite. Haha! XD

[Sandbox47]

Come on people, this is fun! Post!

[Sandbox47]

Garrus: Hey Shepard.
Shepard: What's up?
G: We're going up against the Reapers. All we've got is Normandy. What's the plan?
S: Oh, it's a really good one.
G: And what is it?
S: Oh you know, it's going to be great.
G: You've got no idea what we're doing, do you?
S: To my defense, we seem to be doing rather well.
G: Outnumbered and ovepowered.
S: Yea...
G: I'd say that this is like old times but it seems to me that the old times are weeping in the corner.
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Shepard: Hey Tali, got a second?
Tali: Sure, what's up?
S: There are 50 000 ships in the Migrant Fleet, right?
T: Give or take a hundred, yes.
S: And there are 500 ships in Council space?
T: About that, yes.
S: Then why can't you just take over?
T: Numbers aren't everything.
S: What is?
T: Ship construct, weaponry, durability. And even if we did attack the Council, what would we gain?
S: I see your point.
T: Shepard, you do realize that you are the only one who has considered the destruction of two fleets before considering the cons and pros?
S: Your point? *sulky*
T: The Reapers are screwed.
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Kasumi: Hi Garrus.
Garrus: Kasumi.
K: Tell me something.
G: Yes?
K: You're a rogue kinda guy, right?
G: I know my way around a sniper rifle, yes.
K: And you'd say that Thane is fairly sneaky too, right?
G: Seeing as he's an assasin, yes I would.
K: And I'm the only one who can turn invisible?
G: You point?
K: I kick your buts!
G: No you don't. I can fire high impact shots. There's no way you can beat that.
K: But if you can't see me, you can't hit me.
G: Oh? Didn't you hear?
K: What?
G: I got my scope upgraded.
K: Well then... it's good we're on the same side.
G: Kasumi *nodds*
K: Garrus *nodds*
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Garrus: You keep saying that I look like a cat.
Shepard: You do, you've got that adorable crease at your mouth-...
G: I meant, what does a cat look like? The way you say it, it must be some horrible beast. It's furry and walks on four legs but looks like a turian with a tail.
S: Yeah, they are pets. They are smaller than turians and like to cuddle. Just like you.
G: I don't cuddle!
S: From what I hear *looks innocent* you've been rather attached to your calibrations.
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Modifié par Sandbox47, 06 janvier 2011 - 03:55 .

[Sandbox47]

TIM: Shepard destroyed a great source of income and tech knowledge, not to mention knowledge of the Reapers!

Casey: Ah... I'm sorry.

TIM: She going to get us all killed.

C: Nah, we fixed that bug.

TIM: Bug?

C: Well it's all a game, you see.

TIM: What game?

C: Mass effect.

TIM: What has revolutionary technology to do with anything?

C: Ah... it revolves... utionizes?

TIM: My point is, get rid of her.

C: And have a game consisting of pop-up paragon and renegade signs?

TIM: Good plot. Work on it. I've sent credits to your account.

C: But you're a game cha-... Never mind.

[Iakus]

Zaeed:  So tell me something Tali.

Tali:  Tell you what?

Zaeed:  What do you quarians look like under those bloody masks?

Tali:  Is there a reason you want to know this?

Zaeed:  Because I've been all over the known galaxy, seen just about every bloody spacefaring race.  Plus a few that aren't.  Killed folk from most of them too.  But I've never seen a quarian's face.  So what do you look like?

Tali:  Would it make you happy to know that we are beings of luminous, ethereal beauty?  That nonquarians that see us without our helmets are captivated by our beauty and are forever changed by the experience?

Zaeed:  Is that so?

Tali:  It is if you wish to believe that.

Zaeed:  You're not going to tell me, are you?

Tali:  No, I'm not

Zaeed:  Bloody hell.

Modifié par iakus, 03 janvier 2011 - 09:04 .

[Count Viceroy]

Grunt: Shepard.

Shepard: Grunt.

[GreenDragon37]

Tali: The Geth drove us from our homeworld, slaughtered our people, and forced us to live in space and these suits! We have suffered for what the Geth have done to us! We are hated and treated like second-class citizens across the galaxy! It's all the Geth's fault! What do you have to say about that Legion?

Legion: ... U mad?

Modifié par GreenDragon37, 04 janvier 2011 - 07:10 .

[ADLegend21]

Kasumi: Hey Grunt.

Grunt: Kasumi.

Kasumi:So how do breeding requests work for Krogan exactly?

Grunt: Well, frm what Wrex told me, the Fertile females get to pick from males of their clan and they get to breed with the females to increase the population.

Kasumi: so only females can put in breeding requests, because everyone from your rite got a request, even me.

Grunt: well, males can put in requests too....

Kasumi: oh so who was mine from?

Grunt:..........

Kasumi:......*backs away slowly* Well...I've erm....GotStuffToStealSoBye *cloaks*

[xares23x]

(after Samara recruitment mission)

Samara : if you do anything to extreme ill have to kill you after the mission

Garrus : be careful last time someone killed Shepard it just pissed him off

Sheppard:yeah and now were here

[Zack56]

ADLegend21 wrote...

Grunt: you know, for a Robot you fight pretty Well Legion.
Legion:This platform is unclear as to what Grunt-meat sheild is refering to.
Grunt I'm saying that kill alot and....why'd you callme Grunt-meatshield?
Legion: this is your designation because In the time we have spend in Combat with Grunt-meatshield you have been hit with approximately 12,378 bullets. We have been in Combat with Grunt-meatshield once. Mission duration 9 minutes 34 seconds.
Grunt- Do you want to die Geth?
Legion-...readings indicate Krogan Blood rage is imminent.

I feel like a nerd for checking but I did and figured that Grunt would have been shot about 21.5 times a second. For the entire mission.

[PMorgan18]

Shepard, Garrus, and Tali waiting in a elevator.

G: Looks like we are stuck in a elevator again.

S: Yup.

T: Yeah...

G: So...... Shepard can I ask you something?

S: Sure.

G: Did she have flexibility?

T: Garrus!

S: You bet.

T: Keelah, Shepard. *turns away covering her mask with her hands, embarrassed*

Garrus and Shepard look at each, then at Tali, they smile and brofist.

[Sandbox47]

Shepard: Why flashlights?

Legion: ???

S: Why do you have flashlight heads?

L: Illumination in dark spaces. Without illumination proper analysis of a room's contents and optimal action to take is impossible.

S: So... why not use something more subtler to see the room with? Bat ears, or something?

L: Because if I am stranded on a deserted world where there is viable plant life I could use a properly adjusted set of lenses to put organic material on fire with the enhanced light from my flashlight, thus making smoke signals and increasing chances of rescue.

S: O_o And how often do geth get stranded on deserted worlds and light fires to get rescued?

L: We do not need to light fires in order to get rescued, Shepard-commander. In case of ship activity close enough to see a fire we will simply send an SOS message and get aid from the vessel, assuming that the vessel is deemed willing to help geth.

S: So why do you have flashlight heads?

L: Because if I am stranded on a deserted world where there is viable plant life I could use a properly adjusted set of lenses to put organic material on fire with the enhanced light from my flashlight, thus making smoke signals and increasing chances of rescue.

S: *shakes head* You're not making sense, Legion.

L: ???

S: Never mind.



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Shepard: Why do you wear a hood when you're inside?

Kasumi: Does it bother you?

S: Well... I don't wear my helmet when we're in the Normandy.

K: I don't cloak when I'm here.

S: Neither do I, and not my point. Why are you always hooded?

K: It fits the image of a super-thief. Don't you think?

S: Well yes, but here you're not a thief.

K: *doesn't meet Shepard's eyes* Of course, you're right.

S: Kasumi?

K: Yeah?

S: Is there something you want to tell me?

K: Nothing that I wouldn't mind not telling.

S: Kasumi.

K: Oh come on, Jacob doesn't really need his pants on board, does he?

S: *shakes head* Kasumi...

K: Right, right, I'll put them back on him.

S: *frowns* Where exactly did you take them from?

K: Well, an hour ago he was in the mess...

S: You stole them while he was wearing them?

K: *nods, guiltily*

S: ... That is very impressive. Say, can you do me a favour?

K: What's up?

S: Miranda doesn't need to be dressed while on board, does she?



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Shepard: Remember the elevators back on Noveria?

Liara: Yes. Vividly.

S: Remember what we did there?

L: Very vividly.

Tali: You didn't have to do it while I was there though, did you?



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Shepard: Do you have a moment, Garrus?

Garrus: ... Sorry, I'm in the middle of some calibrations. Maybe later?

S: But later... you'll be in the middle of some calibrations!

G: Nah, I think that I'll be done with them soon.

S: Alright. I'll trust you this time. This one last time!

G: You say that as if we never talk.

S: Oh no. No, no, no! I say that because we talk a lot! I am merely expressing my eagerness to expand our conversations beyond: “Do you have a moment?” “Sorry, I'm in the middle of some calibrations.”



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Garrus: Why Tali? Human's aren't supposed to be attracted to other species.

Shepard: Most humans are other species.

G: ???

S: Humans are very different from each other. I have more in common with an elcor than a fellow human.

G: I see.

S: Good.

G: I'll tell Tali that you feel this way.

S: O_o What do you mean?

G: Well she doesn't know that you think she's an elcor.



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Garrus: Why Thane? Human's aren't supposed to be attracted to other species.

Shepard: Because he is quiet and strong. Calm and kind. I feel that sleeping with him is easy.

G: I see.

S: Good.

G: I'll tell Thane that you feel this way.

S: o_O What do you mean?

G: Well, he should know that you think he's boring and makes you fall asleep.



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[Sandbox47]

I wanna see more romance blunders! (not by me, obviously)

Modifié par Sandbox47, 04 janvier 2011 - 10:26 .

[Iakus]

Tali:  So, Miranda, you and Shepard are...

Miranda:  Yes, Tali, Shepard and I "are".  Does this upset you?

Tali:  Why should it upset me?  Shepard deserves some happiness.  If it is you that makes him happy, then I am happy for him.

Miranda:  Well, good.  I was concerned that you would...

Tali:...But just so you know, if you should do anything to make him unhappy,  I will do everything in my power to make your remaining life as unpleasant as it is short..

Miranda:  Yes, this is exactly what I was concerned about.

Modifié par iakus, 04 janvier 2011 - 11:39 .

[Iakus]

Morinth:  Legion, whay do you take the form that you do?

Legion:  Specify.

Morinth: Geth are synthetic, so why do you appear in the same general shape as most biologicals?  Two arms, two legs, a head...

Legion: Bipedal bilaterally symmetrical forms prove to be the most adaptive.  It allows best access to places built by the Creators.  It is also allows the greatest degree of interaction with biologicals like the Normandy crew.

Morinth?  And just how interactive are you?

Legion:  Specify

Morinth:  How interactive is this platform of yours?

Legion Specify

Morinth:  ::sultry:: Has a geth ever "embraced eternity"?

Legion ::long confused  pause while eyebrow flaps twitch::  No data available.

[Rapamaha]

this is what happens when you remove the elevators from the game