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[CalJones]

Cauthrien - the butch PE teacher who runs the lacross, hockey and netball teams and doesn't take any nonsense from her girls. Everyone assumes she's a lesbian but she has a sad, unrequited crush on Principal Mac Tir which he prefers to ignore.



Master Wade - the drama teacher. Believes he should be directing shows on Broadway instead of the school nativity play, and doesn't let anyone forget it.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

CalJones wrote...

Cauthrien - the butch PE teacher who runs the lacross, hockey and netball teams and doesn't take any nonsense from her girls. Everyone assumes she's a lesbian but she has a sad, unrequited crush on Principal Mac Tir which he prefers to ignore.

Master Wade - the drama teacher. Believes he should be directing shows on Broadway instead of the school nativity play, and doesn't let anyone forget it.

OMG, yes, that's totally Wade. Bemoaning having to teach peasant kids to act when he should be spending Christmas at Andrew Lloyd Weber's place.

Jowan: The perpetual and unwitting screw-up dope-head that ends up being voted "Most likely to form suicidal cult". Probably drives a beat up Camero and wears a perpetually ungroomed mullet.

Avernus: Creepo biology teacher that insists his students perform weekly dissections of kittens.

[rak72]

^^ Camaro & Mullet - totaly. He's already rockin the mullet in the game. He'll probably knock up Lilly in the back of that Camaro

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

rak72 wrote...

^^ Camaro & Mullet - totaly. He's already rockin the mullet in the game. He'll probably knock up Lilly in the back of that Camaro

While listening to Poison on an 8-track.

[CalJones]

Lloyd is Chef. Not that he has anything in common with South Park's Chef but he's the fat, greasy slob in charge of school dinners - the sort who'd blow his nose on his apron and not wash his hands.

[HighMoon]

There's actually a fanfiction about this.



http://www.fanfictio.../1/Denerim_High

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

CalJones wrote...

Lloyd is Chef. Not that he has anything in common with South Park's Chef but he's the fat, greasy slob in charge of school dinners - the sort who'd blow his nose on his apron and not wash his hands.

And probably sexually harrass the female students in the lunch line.

[CalJones]

Poor Bella the lunch monitor.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Isolde would be the soccer-mom/PTA hag from hell.



Cullen would be the shy but creepy kid from a really religous family that secretly drills peepholes into the girls locker rooms or goes on solo panty raids at church camp, but runs away and hides in the bathroom when girls try to talk to him.



Flemmeth would be the chain-smoking tweaker trailer park mom that shows up to parent teacher meetings high, and tries to lure unwitting young lads to her trailer with cigarettes and Xbox games.



Jory would be the subtsandard student wannabe jarhead who actually believed it when the recruiter said everyone who joins the Marines gets a free Porche.



Daveth doesn't care if he gets a Porche or not, he just wants to join the Marines to avoid jail for trying to steal Jowan's Camero.



Isabella is the bi skater chick.

[NuclearSerendipity]

Sandal - That creepy, creepy kid no one talks to and not even the worst of the bullies mess with, because there's just something about the way he smiles and says "enchantment!" that sends chills down anyone's spine.

[Addai]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Anora would definitely be the teacher's pet.
Cailan, the popular idiot.

Morrigan: Juvenile delinquent. Loner, because everyone thinks she's weird and scary. Probably cuts class alot. Spiked the punch at the homecoming dance with exstacy or LSD. Took metal shop instead of home-ec so she could learn to make pipe bombs to de-face the homecoming float.


(husband)

I say Morrigan is a Goth and Anora is the Gate/ Mensa student, the debate club and is currently running for class president.


"Zevran: School mascot. Enthusiastically rallies and entertains at school functions, then sneaks of and bangs all the hot cheerleaders and preppy girls while the jocks are busy beer-bonging and puking up their livers.
Shale: the disturbed, psychotic kid who ends up going on a killing rampage at school."


Zevran would be a horny foreign exchange student from Spain who spends all his time trying to crash beer parties and get laid.   Akin to characters in movies like Porkies, Ameriancan pie, Sixteen Candles etc.

Modifié par Addai67, 19 décembre 2010 - 06:54 .

[Addai]

Loghain: JROTC instructor or history teacher. Outspoken opponent of French language classes as being "frivilous Orlesian crap". Give's you an automatic fail and detention if you complain about the lack of French history being taught. Feels marksmanship and battle tactics should be required to graduate. Gives students in danger of failing a chance to pass if they sneak into Eamon's house and slip tons of laxitives into his coffee, ensuring Eamon is not able to attend the next PTA meeting. Plotting to remove Cailan as principal because he's an idiot who wants fois gras and escargot to replace current school lunches.


That about right.   I could image Loghain being something of a coach Buzzcut from Beavis and Butthead or a civics teacher like Lieutenant Jean Rasczak of Starship Troopers.

Modifié par Addai67, 19 décembre 2010 - 07:00 .

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

^^^Is trying to imagine Loghain with a flat top/high n tight.



Those two guys in Amaranthine in Awakening, that give you the knotwood hills quest, would make a good Beavis and Butthead team.