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[hegth]

"harbinger prepare to meet sovereign.............in hell" massive suicide explosion involving all the reapers

or

Turian councilor: shepard good job for saving the galaxy of the threat of the reapers

paragon: I just did my job

neutral: you should have believe me first

renegade: I failed about not saving some species, turian.

[KreeCapt]

After Shep kills the Last Reaper he says "Extinction Denied."

[filetemo]

"mission complete"

[BlueRecluse]

"Defeating the Reapers, heavy risk...but the priiize."

[matt-bassist]

*Shepard reaches Harbingers main core, suddenly an explosion rocks the ship and both your squadmates die. You are badly injured too, but manage to drag your almost-lifeless body to the main reactor core terminal. You insert [Reaper Destroying Device] and Harbinger realises he's been tricked! Shepard smiles as the door opens and Harbinger appears before....*

Psychiatrist: "Annd thats all the time we have for our session today John/Jane. My 4 o'clock is waiting outside. We'll pick this up next time, okay? Fascinating stuff..."
Shepard: "See you next week doc"

The End.

PS: LOL @ "Extinction DENIED!"

Modifié par matt-bassist, 28 décembre 2010 - 01:17 .

[Jibbed34]

The Disneyland ones are the best! I can already picture the Normandy trying to find a parking space...

[MisterJB]

"And now, all the Reapers are destroyed. Do you take pleasure from commiting genocide, Shepard?"

Modifié par MisterJB, 28 décembre 2010 - 02:22 .

[Kane-Corr]

Shepard is gonna defeat the Reapers....but gets stuck in another galaxy.....He and Miranda smooch for a bit and Garrus finally takes off his visor.



Ash is gonna be crying because of Shep and Miranda....Liara will be pissed that she doesn't get any phone service....Wrex suddenly doesn't wanna fight anymore.....consequently, Grunt preaches peace to Zaeed....who went blind and deaf (finally), Kasumi is permanently invisible, Thane is somehow in a fish bowl, and shrunken in size, Tali is naked and feeling pretty good in the fresh air, though she cant stop sneezing, Jacob...well...he magically turned fat (was a hard decision for Shep), and will forever be that way....Jack's tattoos are gone, now she is wearing a dress and can't stop talking about ponies, Samara's skin is littered with Jack's tattoos (go figure) and now she wants to blow stuff up...



Kaidan's ghost is floating around Joker, basically asking Joker why he hates Nihilus...Joker can walk, but his legs were replaced with arms.



Anyways....Shepard is gonna see a huge Hanar floating in space.....and riding on his head is the one....the only....







Lord Revan.









To Be Continued...

[thetruefreemo]

"Wake me when you need me."

[Kane-Corr]

After Reaper invasion.....a larger threat emerges....



Captain Anderson walks out to greet Shepard on Omega...



"All these Mothaf- are runnin up in the Row Shepard...."



"....Show em' what Third Street is all about."




kudos to anyone who recognizes the game reference....and yes...Keith David is the voice actor for this character too.

Modifié par Kane-Corr, 28 décembre 2010 - 06:32 .

[IrishSpectre257]

"I should go" should definitely be an option. As a joke, of course. It would say "I should go" on the dialogue wheel, and there could be more serious options, but that would be amazing.

[TelexFerra]

"O! I am slain!"

[Tamyn]

"I know that you're afraid... you're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this com, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a galaxy without you. A galaxy without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A galaxy where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you."

[Blunt 7rauma]

The Big Nothing wrote...

*Shepard stands at an award ceremony on Elysium with his crew, each receiving a medal of bravery. As the ceremony ends, Wrex roars and the credits roll.*

Master Vandar must be awarding the medals

[TheJiveDJ]

Shep stands on the bridge of the half-destroyed Normandy, gazing out at the last of the reaper fleet burning beautifully against a backdrop of dark space, nebulae, and exploding stars......a single ever-so-gentle man-tear falls from his eye as he holds a crying infant in his left arm and a half-naked Miranda in his right........he opens his mouth and utters fours words......"That's what SHE said..."

Finally a flock of white doves fly through the frame in slow-mo as two pyro-technics go off around Shep!! Suddenly the sheer awesomeness of this event causes a portal to Val-Halla to open up....the gods of rock n roll send Shep a Fender Stratocaster forged by the soul of Jimi Hendrix which appears in Sheps hands. He then proceeds to lick out the most insane guitar solo of all time which rips a hole in the space-time continuum causing the dead reaper corpses to fall in as Shep head bangs to the solo.......*credits roll*

Modifié par TheJiveDJ, 30 décembre 2010 - 07:52 .

[Dan the Man with a Plan]

wow lol ... ^

[Councillor Anderson]

CommanderSheperd117 wrote...

"You exist because we allow it. You will end because we demand it." Immediately before the Reapers destroy every single ship you send.

this

[Kane-Corr]

TheJiveDJ wrote...

Shep stands on the bridge of the half-destroyed Normandy, gazing out at the last of the reaper fleet burning beautifully against a backdrop of dark space, nebulae, and exploding stars......a single ever-so-gentle man-tear falls from his eye as he holds a crying infant in his left arm and a half-naked Miranda in his right........he opens his mouth and utters fours words......"That's what SHE said..."

Finally a flock of white doves fly through the frame in slow-mo as two pyro-technics go off around Shep!! Suddenly the sheer awesomeness of this event causes a portal to Val-Halla to open up....the gods of rock n roll send Shep a Fender Stratocaster forged by the soul of Jimi Hendrix which appears in Sheps hands. He then proceeds to lick out the most insane guitar solo of all time which rips a hole in the space-time continuum causing the dead reaper corpses to fall in as Shep head bangs to the solo.......*credits roll*

HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha........totally made me laugh.

[slimgrin]

"I have to go."

[Sailears]

KreeCapt wrote...

After Shep kills the Last Reaper he says "Extinction Denied."

I like.

[Knight3000]

"Finally it's over... Crap! Now i have to find a real job!"

[shnizzler93]

"I'm tired of these motherf****** Reapers on this motherf****** planet!"

[ITHeGaMEI]

Shepard - "It turns out that there was never an E in Reapers after all."



Garrus - "Yeah that would probably explain the rape"



Shepard - *Goes into fetal position*



Roll Credits

[Bocks]

"Shepard was only a ghost, returned to finish the job he never wanted. I will always remember him as the person who looked straight into the depths of hell before plunging within the jaws of death with open arms. May the commander rest in peace forever."



Preferably by either Anderson or Hackett.

[Knight3000]

Shepard - "The enemy had been defeated, I had saved the entire universe and made out with the hottest blue alien chick"

Psychiatrist - "Well done Billy, but im afraid story time is over its time for ur shock therapy"

Billy (aka Shepard) - "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"



Roll Credits