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FSPN Report: Shale Benched


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Who Dat

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After what can only be discribed as a totaly un-animated display, Shale the face of the Honnoleath Titans franchise for over 30 years has been replaced as a starter. "His last outting was rough, he just stood in the pocket and the deffense just chissled away at him all day!", reports Head coach Willhelm. He went on to add, "We would call in the plays and he wouldn't react to what was called." When asked about the confussion on the field Willhelm said it could have been due to a malfunction in the control rod not getting the plays called in right, but that the change was long overdue.

"We have a great Desire to win here in Honnoleath, and I think our backup is finally ready. We're going to use the uncoventional Wild Demon Cat offense" Willhelm stated. Thier backup is long time second round draft pick Kitty. Who said, " We do indeed Desire a championship, and I will give them all they Desire.". Kitty has been in training camp for a few centuries now, and is itching to get out and see some action.

When asked if he had any regrets about benching long time Shale, Willhelm's assistant and wife said, "He usualy squished the oposition but lately he's just been a big lug, I'm sure if we have some chickens to smash he'll see a few snaps.". Shale declined to interview but did mention wishing to be traded to an exspansion team like the New Orlais Saints, or the Antivian 69ers whose quarterback was suspended pending trial for rigging Mabari fights. When asked about the views of Offensive Corodinator Mrs. Willhelm, he simply replied, "Hag".

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mr fodder

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Shale is a "she".

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Ninjaphrog

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XD AMAZING

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Krenmu

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lol..funny

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Fudzie

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That settles it. This is my new home.

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Naveek

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wow ..its almost too funny to laugh at..lol

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LaztRezort

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Who Dat wrote...

... Antivian 69ers whose quarterback was suspended pending trial for rigging Mabari fights.


:lol:  good stuff.

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Amnesiac Jack

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This stuff is too good

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Naveek

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im a Vick fan and its still funny

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Deamog24

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Had to wake up my roomate for that post good stuff good stuff keepem comin