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[Meeszy Alexy]

^ For some reason, I pictured you, Valen and D-D in that closet, eating nachos when reading that...

Edit: Also, Hells Yes to the 25th page! YAYYYY!

Modifié par Meeszy Alexy, 07 mars 2011 - 09:08 .

[Deliciously-Demonic]

Same for me, Meeszy. That's why Elizabeth is a henchman and not the PC in both my stories with her. I just love NPC/NPC pairings. I did one for DA: O, and I'm planning to do one for DA2. =3

Agh, fine! -kicks closet door open- Come in if you want, we don't care! -makes plans to drag Valen away in secret tomorrow-

[Meeszy Alexy]

Is this the fabled nacho closet?


(Why was that the first response I could think of?!)

Also, I find writing serious angsty fanfic difficult, which is why I'd probably write weird crackfic if I wrote a PC/Valen fic.

[Drima]

Hey, candy party! I make magnificent chocolate cake, who wants some?

-takes out ridiculously big plate of delicously smelling, very much chocolate cake, sits on Valen's lap and starts feeding him bits-

Come on! I don't think we can eat it all!

Edit: Did someone said crackfic? Me likes crackfic very much <3

Modifié par Drima, 07 mars 2011 - 09:15 .

[Deliciously-Demonic]

How did you know chocolate's my favorite? :'D -begins to eat cake...forgets to put clothes back on in her haste- Hey, why's Valen's face all red?

[Drima]

Deliciously-Demonic wrote...

How did you know chocolate's my favorite? :'D -begins to eat cake...forgets to put clothes back on in her haste- Hey, why's Valen's face all red?

Heh, nice legs, there.

Edit: You know, we could make a crackfic just from adding some deteils to this little chat of our's here.

Modifié par Drima, 07 mars 2011 - 09:23 .

[Meeszy Alexy]

Cake? CAKE! Om nom nom!


And yes, I was saying if I wrote a PC/Valen fic, then it would be a weird crackfic involving my #1 favourite pairing ever, Vix'thra/Squorg the Gelatinous Cube, Flail Love, random stories about Undrentide that never happened, Deekin singing all sorts of famous songs and Valen accidently joining in with the singing...

[Drima]

Meeszy Alexy wrote...

Cake? CAKE! Om nom nom!


And yes, I was saying if I wrote a PC/Valen fic, then it would be a weird crackfic involving my #1 favourite pairing ever, Vix'thra/Squorg the Gelatinous Cube, Flail Love, random stories about Undrentide that never happened, Deekin singing all sorts of famous songs and Valen accidently joining in with the singing...

I love you!

[Meeszy Alexy]

^ *proceeds to play with Valen's hair as I talk*

:3 Awesome. However, Valen would also probably have an out-of-character moment during a Vix'thra/Squorg dramatic fight scene (or something)... I'd probably have an idiot PC that would say "THIS IS SO ROMANTIC" and he'd probably say something like "... you, my lady, are a stupid bint." and then just walk off.

Modifié par Meeszy Alexy, 07 mars 2011 - 09:33 .

[Drima]

Meeszy Alexy wrote...

:3 Awesome. However, Valen would also probably have an out-of-character moment during a Vix'thra/Squorg dramatic fight scene (or something)... I'd probably have an idiot PC that would say "THIS IS SO ROMANTIC" and he'd probably say something like "... you, my lady, are a stupid bint."

-Valen lets out a muffled snort-

[Deliciously-Demonic]

Nice...legs? -looks down blankly for a few minutes; shrugs- Meh, we're all women here. Except for Valen, obviously, but this nothing he hasn't-
-Valen covers her mouth quickly to keep her saying something she will regret once she comes down off the chocolate-

Crack-fic about this thread, you say? Well, I was going to draw chibis of me and Drima draggin Valen into the closet...and I enjoy writing crack-fics (not as much as humor and angst, but I still enjoy it)...
What if we all wrote different versions and posted them here? >

[Meeszy Alexy]

Drima: *grin* And then he'd go and complain to the Seer. The conversation would go like:

"Seer, are you sure that [FirstName]  is really the saviour in your visions?"
"Yes Valen." ^^
"But... Seer, she can't even tie her own shoe laces! She's 24!"
"Chill out, it'll all work out somehow... with the power of awesome..."
"... you've been at the mushrooms again, haven't you?"
"Dude, you need to chill. Have some of these mushrooms..."
"...I'll pass."
"Pfft, fine then. I won't tell you about my visions of your next girlfriend..."
"...it's , [FirstName], isn't it?"
"How'd you know?"
*rolls eyes* "Lucky guess..." *sigh* "What have I done to deserve this?"

D-D: Crack-fic about this thread? ...as long as I can write strange, strange Vix'thra/Squorg love into it for no reason.

Edit: Damn forum code wouldn't let me use the > and < thingys for FirstName.

Modifié par Meeszy Alexy, 07 mars 2011 - 09:44 .

[Drima]

Deliciously-Demonic wrote...

Nice...legs? -looks down blankly for a few minutes; shrugs- Meh, we're all women here. Except for Valen, obviously, but this nothing he hasn't-
-Valen covers her mouth quickly to keep her saying something she will regret once she comes down off the chocolate-

Crack-fic about this thread, you say? Well, I was going to draw chibis of me and Drima draggin Valen into the closet...and I enjoy writing crack-fics (not as much as humor and angst, but I still enjoy it)...
What if we all wrote different versions and posted them here? >

-turns to Valen, suddenly very interested- Hasn't what? Maybe he really hasn't? I heard mariliths have snake's tails instead of legs. -sticks her leg up high- Go on, don't be shy. >3
...Yes, I still have my panties on, why do you ask?
DOO EET!!! SOO DOO TEH CHIBIS!!

But writing... why not? But I would have to see the example first. I'm not very into crackfic writing at the moment. My muse's newest love is serious drama.

Modifié par Drima, 07 mars 2011 - 09:46 .

[Meeszy Alexy]

Drima: My muse's current love seems to be Aribeth/Original PC (Who, in this fanfic, a sweet-natured elf ranger called Anaril) and this original story about a character called Aarien, who's a self-loathing cambion child that has the ability to blow up people's heads.

[Deliciously-Demonic]

Part 1

It was dark, and raining, since that's always dramatic. A dark, slim figure wearing a heavy black cloak was running, feet slamming against the streets of BSN loudly. Her breathing was heavy, and she felt a stitch growing in her left side. But she had to keep running...
"THERE SHE IS!" A voice behind her screamed. "GET HER!"
She daringly looked back, and her heart dropped to her ankles at the sight that greeted her;
Trolls. And not just any trolls, but ones bearing Spoilers. She had been doing her best to avoid Threads with Spoilers, but the Trolls had still found her. She knew in her heart that she should have left ith the other Blackouts, but now it was too late. There was only one refuge for a Fen-girl being chased down by spoilers;
The Valen Thread.
She had heard rumors of it, but hadn't dared to believe it was real...now she could only run to the NWN1 catagory and pray it was truly there. With fear in her heart and adrenaline pumping violently through her veins, to poor fan-girl ran down the street, veering left sharply, towards the HotU Board.

It didn't take long to get there. In fact, the run was quite short. But when her eyes fell upon It, her heart soared.
A golden temple, bearing a sign that proudly stated it was, indeed, the Valen Thread. The fan-girl ran to the gate throwing it open quickly and jumping through the anti-Troll wards. Her pursuers stopped dead in their tracks as the magic rebounded them.
"We willl spoil you yet, fan-girl!" the Leader Troll cried. Before she could retort, a voice rang out.
"Oi, you know the rules, troll!" The fan-girl turned to see the newcomer.
A short human with fluffy chocolate brown hair walked up, holding a complicated-looking crossbow. The girl winked saucily before aiming her weapon at the Trolls. "Nice to see you too. Now scat, before I get really mad!" with a growl, the Trolls obeyed.

"Wh-who are you?" the fan-girl asked.
"The name's Deliciously-Demonic." the girl answered. "Call me DD, though. Now, let's get you to the Seer before those Trolls return."

[tankgirly]

@D-D, I want the next chapter.

[dirtsa90]

I agree with the seer, next chapter please xD

[Meeszy Alexy]

If I get in that fanfic, I'd probably be singing a ballad in the background about True Love between a Dracolich and a Gelatinous Cube/ drooling over Valen pics. I'm not expecting you to though - it's your fanfic after all. :3

[dirtsa90]

There I've done it *tears up*
I've launched my black-out of the entire DA2 forum until I've recieved my own copy of DA2 (on Thursday) :crying:

At least I still have this thread. *Hugs thread. <3

Modifié par dirtsa90, 07 mars 2011 - 10:41 .

[Deliciously-Demonic]

Part 2

DD half-dragged the fan-girl into the temple.
"Yo, Tanky!" the girl called into the room, her voice echoing comically.
"Hmm?"
The fan-girl's mouth literally at the sight of the woman walking towards them. She was an elf, obviously, with long red hair and blue silk robes that dipped trecherously low at her chest.
"Meet the Seer," DD grinned to her. "Tanky. She's our leader."
"Demonic, who is your friend?" Seer Tanky inquired.
"Just a fan-girl I saved from some Trolls."
"Well, you are welcome to stay. May I ask your name?"
"My name?" the fan-girl echoed. "Uhm...call me Erin, Mother Seer."
"Please, just Tanky." the elf's smile suddenly dropped. "MALES! See to it Lady Erin gets a room."
Out of nowhere, four drow males came into the room and began to escort Erin upstairs.

When she had claimed an empty room, the male disappeared into the shadows, and she was allowed to roam. The first place she went was the Common Room. There she saw Tanky leafing through a Gaming Magazine, a few other girls playing cards and eating cake, and DD using a giant poster of Isolde for target practice.
"Hey, the new girl!" One girl with long, absurdely spiky black hair jumped up. "I'm MRC."
"Nice to meet you. Erin." she managed, shaking the other girl's hand.
"Girls, behave. Erin's never been here before." Tanky murmured without looking up.
"Is this like Lith My'arthar?" Erin blurted out suddenly.
DD answered, "Nah. We do connect to the Underdark through that portal there." the girl gestured to a fancy archway.
"Oh. Can I-"
"Visit? Not right now. We have fieldtrips there occasionally but you permission from both Seers."
"Oh." Erin's face fell dramatically.
"Why, wanna see Valen?" DD set down her crossbow, grinning wildly.
"W-well, I-I..."
DD laughed. "Hey, don't sweat it! We actually have Valen here; he's allowed to go through the portal whenever he feels like it. Follow me."
DD grabbed Erin by the wrist and began to drag her once more. Within minutes they reached a handsome oak door with 'VALEN' carved into it's face.

[Drima]

D-D, you are the Master of this! I'm seriously starting to hero-worship you 8'D
Don't forget about me! Who would bake that cake if I wasn't there? Lololol C:
"Tall, chubby girl suddenly appeared with another plate of chocolate cake, a horde of cats trailing behind her. These were special kind of cats, trained to specifically hunt sneaky spoiler-rats or teaser-mice somehow smuggled into the temple." xDDDD

Modifié par Drima, 08 mars 2011 - 12:07 .

[tankgirly]

Red hair? Humph...interesting.

[Tashash]

ROLF - DD, have I told you lately that I love you and that you are awesome?

I can has a part - PLZ? *puppy eyes*

*Muttering to self - I will not write crazy crack-fic of Fengirls in Thedas - I SHALL RESIST!*