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[Deliciously-Demonic]

Thank you for shutting my brother up, Meeszy. He was going on about how I'm a hypocrite and I must be secretly in love with Edward and shiz. Then I read him you post. All he could do was meep and go back to watching Superman Returns. -bows before the giant wall of text- I don't think he even notices when he's being stupid and illogical. But I bet he'll be Valen's BFF in chapters 2&3. If I know my brother half as well as I think I do, he'll be raving about how Valen's a total BAMF by the time he finishes one island. xD

[Meeszy Alexy]

And the moral of the story is: Don't mess with a Rabid Anti-Twilighter and a Rabid Valen fan. You will get a long wall of text explaining why you are wrong and why Valen is friggin' awesome. Even if I wasn't a Valen fangirl (i.e. if I was a straight guy), I'd still like him, as Valen and I have similar morals. Such as "Freedom's worth fighting for" and "Killing is a good option when a priest claims that you have been touched (I don't like that word) by Talona and that you must go through a trial to get the cure." (Why yes, I do hate that avariel priest!) Also, "Trust nobody unless they've proven their trust to you."

Modifié par Meeszy Alexy, 19 mars 2011 - 07:50 .

[tankgirly]

*Reemerged from the Gallows after slaying Orsino/Harvester*

D-D, your brother didn't get the fact right. First, Valen don't sucked blood. Second, he didnt' have a whole family with him (though that will be fun), Finally, most importantly, he doesn't glow in the dark.

[Deliciously-Demonic]

I can agree with you there. Most of the time my weird-ass morals clash with thse of others, yet mesh with Valen's pretty well. And I don't care what my moral alignment is, I always killing that stupid priest because he poisoned me! You don't poison Demonic and live! xD

But let us change the subject before we get into a debate, shall we?

If you could spend a week with Valen doing whatever you want, what would you do?

Me, I would spend that week making him teach me how to fight, and just hanging out and talking. There is so much that I want to know about him that is never answered in-game. Like, is Shadowbreath his real surname? What was his mother's name? Did he have any friends before he came to the Underdark? Where did he get Devil's Bane, and why is it named such? Oh,so many questions, so little time...
I would also slip him some special brownies. A high Valen is something I would like to see.

EDIT --- Tanky you might have your facts a bit wrong. Eddie-boy sparkles in the sunlight, he doesn't glow in the dark. And my bro never said Valen sucked blood. I used that as a reason why Vay-Vay and EWard are different. (oh now I did it, lolz)

Modifié par Deliciously-Demonic, 19 mars 2011 - 08:23 .

[tankgirly]

I assumed, like Fenris, Valen would never had a chanced to learn how to read.

Teach him how to read.

[Meeszy Alexy]

Fenris can't read? Interesting... but if Valen can't read, how can he write a poem? Well, he can do it verbally, but still... maybe the Seer taught him?

I would hang out with him, scaring all my friends who are unaware of my fangirlism, but the friends that do know would "casually" hint to Valen ("HEY! VALEN! ALEX WANTS T- OW!" comes to mind) that I have a raging fangirl obsession with him, and keep teasing me about it. Constantly.

I think Valen would find me annoying at first (I get annoying when I'm nervous), but we'd be friends fairly quickly. Similar values, same alignment, that sort of thing.

[Deliciously-Demonic]

All my friends are aware of my fangirlism...oh dear.
Well...I'd just keep him in the house! But how...oh, I could wound him accidently-on-purpose and play nurse! But tieflings heal quickly...I would have to irritate the wound to make it heal more slowly...ah, but then he couldn't teach me how to use a sword...crap.
-notices people staring at her- What'd I say? Is it because Pikachu's on my shoulder? I'm just keeping her safe from Valen, he likes to kill Pokemon. -sends death glare at Valen-

Makes me wish my ficlet was real and we all lived in a temple with free, easy access to Valen. Dammit, why did I put a limit on the portal?! Oh wait, cause then we'd all live in Lith My'arthar...that wouldn't end well.

Holy frick on a stick, I need to post up the next part! D: -gets her arse back to writing-

[Meeszy Alexy]

The worst thing that could happen would be if my sister came home at the same time... she doesn't know about my obsession, but she would guess very, very quickly. She's like that. And she would tease me endlessly...

As for the pokemon thing, well, all we need to do is use Valen's True Name to release him from his taint, and he won't kill Pokemon!

...

Oeskathine the Demonwrestler - I free you from your taint!

Ta-DA!

[Deliciously-Demonic]

YAY! -throws confetti everwhere- We does good things. Random Thought:
Me: -pets Pikachu, then Valen's hair- I can't decide which is more soft and cuddly, Valen or Pikachu.
Valen: -glares at DD-
Me: Sorry, sorry, no offense meant.
...can I still pet your hair?
Valen: No.
Me: Pwease? -gives Valen big puppy eyes and trembling pouty lips-
Valen: I said no.
Me: Damn. -broods-
Valen: Hey, no stealing my thing.
Me: Your thing...hey, you don't own brooding!
Valen: I brood, not you. Never you.
Me: Shut up, ass. We can brood together.
Valen: Fine!
Me: Double fine!
Valen & Me: -broodbroodbrood-
Pikachu: Pika!
END DAY ONE

Modifié par Deliciously-Demonic, 19 mars 2011 - 10:39 .

[Meeszy Alexy]

Valen and Pikachu are soft and cuddly in their own unique ways. Let's leave it at that.

Also, careful with the brooding, too much and it will destroy us all.

[Deliciously-Demonic]

DAY TWO
Me: -shakes Valen awake- Oi! Up 'n at 'em, Tall, Pale and Horny!
Valen: Tall, Pale and what.
Me: Horny. In referance to those. -points to Valen's horns- What else?
Valen: Nothing, nothing. What do you want, pest?
Me: I've been degraded to pest now? How demeaning. Anywho, teach me how to use a sword.
Valen: wut?
Me: Are you deaf as well as dumb now, dude? I said, teach me to use a sword.
Valen: I get the feeling I'll regret this, but...fine.
*A few hours later*
Valen: -stalks into house, bruised and annoyed- It's a sword, woman! You weild it, not flail it around like an idiot!
Me: -still in awe that she actually cut Valen with a dulled practice sword- But I like the flailing.
Valen: -smirks- Then why don't we teach you how to use a light flail?
Me: Really?!
Valen: Why not, it's not like you'd do much damage anyways.
Pikachu: Pika!
Valen: Why is that annoying thing always on your shoulder?
Me: -holds Pikachu protectively- Because this is my Pikachu and I luffles my Pikachu. -to Pikachu- Yes I do, yes I do! Who's a good Pikachu? Who da good Pikachu?
Pikachu: Pika!
Me: That's right, you's the good Pikachu!
Valen: -facepalms- The Abyss held less torture then this woman.
END DAY TWO.

[Meeszy Alexy]

Tall, Pale and Horny... *snicker*

I have to admit, Pikachus are cute. They're so chubby and look so squeezable in a plushie way.

You're getting taught to wield a flail? Sweet. I think I should stick with daggers, personally, due to my terrible Strength score.

[Deliciously-Demonic]

DAY THREE
Me: -laughing manically as she tears the heads off of target dummies with her Light Flail +2-
Valen: She's absolutely...insane.
Pikachu: Pika Pika.
Valen: I agree, giving her a flail was a horrible idea. Should have stuck her with a crossbow. Wait... -looks at Pikachu for a moment- Crap, now I'm insane for talking to the yellow rat. Wonderful.
Me: -still laughing like crazy, bashing things with the flail, drunk with power- Hey Valen, watch this! -does a 360 mid air and mutilates the practice dummy-
Valen: Nice, but watch out for the-
Me: OW!
Valen: ...rebound. -sighs-
*A few minutes later*
Valen: -bandaging her broken arm- And what did you learn from this experiance?
Me: -sunding bored- Always keep your eyes on the flail heads when they rebound.
Valen: Or what happens?
Me: -glares- Rainbows come out your arse and you vomit sparkles.
Valen: Do I detect sarcasm, pest?
Me: Nope, I'm dead serious. Oh look, a unicorn!
All: -stop to watch the unicorn run past-
Pikachu: Pika Pika!
Me: Pika Pika indeed.
*meanwhile, in reality-
Valen: Idiotic girl, smacking herself in the head with her own flail.
Me: -feebly- H-hey look, a u-unic-c-corn!
Valen: -arches an eyebrow- Massive head trauma? Check.
Me: -eyes wide- No, srsly dude, there's totes a unicorn over there.
Pikachu: -disapprovingly- Pika.
Me: Pikachu, who's side are you on?!
Valen: The winning side, my lady. -grins as he forces a healing potion down her throat-
END DAY THREE

[Deliciously-Demonic]

Apologies for the double post (I seem to do a lot of those. O_o)
Just gonna leave this here...

[Nathyrra] - My first time, I was...oh, sixty, sixty five. It was with a male named Dairrade. It was...odd. Not unpleasant, yet not quite...
[Elizabeth] - Satisfying? Believe me, I know the feeling. My first, I was thirteen. Me and my best friend, Zufyh, we did it together. It was bloody awful!
[Nathyrra] - It usually is, the first time, but it gets better, eventually.
[Elizabeth] - Of course it does! Why, just the other day, Valen and I-
[PC] - What are you two talking about?
[Nathyrra] - Our first times getting drunk.
[Elizabeth] - *She gives you a smirk* Why, what did you think we were talking about, <Mi'lord/Mi'lady>?
--Your first sexual encounters, from they way you were talking.
--Nothing, nothing. [END DIALOGUE]
(Males only)--What did I *not* think? Wanton harpies...
[Elizabeth] - *the girl giggles* <FirstName>! And here I was thinking drow were the perverted ones! Though, that is a nice topic for a subject change! So, Sunshine, what was your first time in bed like?
[Nathyrra] - It involved chains, a whip, and 'Rothe' as a safeword.
[Elizabeth] - Mh, similar to my own...though we had a white-hot poker, too. And the safeword was 'Pie.' Never did figure that one out...

-skips out to read Dragon's Teeth again-

[Meeszy Alexy]

I wonder how Nathyrra and Elizabeth would react to a PC who's a virgin? *smirk*

[Drima]

^ THAT is a good question >D

[Deliciously-Demonic]

*The PC has just informed them that he/she is a virgin*
Elizabeth: You mean...you've never...? ...Never?!
Nathyrra: Are you...serious?
Elizabeth: Gods, I think <he/she> is serious, Sunshine!
Nathyrra: We must rectify this. Quick, to the nearest brothel!
Elizabeth: Indeed! C'mon, hero kid!
*They grab the PC and begin to drag him/her*

Yeah, it'd go something like that. Elizabeth has nicknames for everyone (she's like, the more attractive, female, non-dwarf version of Varric. xD). Nathyrra is 'Sunshine' (Liz fancies herself ironic), Valen is 'Tall, pale and broody' and 'Horns,' the PC is 'hero kid' and Deekin is 'Short, scaly and annoying' or just 'Bard-boy.' Deekin and Valen get two cause she likes them the most. -snicker-

[Meeszy Alexy]

Belle wouldn't have that conversation, but my most recent PC, Xelara the Sorceress/Red Dragon Disciple, would. She's rather shy and awkward, despite her Charisma score.

[Drima]

Deliciously-Demonic wrote...

*The PC has just informed them that he/she is a virgin*
Elizabeth: You mean...you've never...? ...Never?!
Nathyrra: Are you...serious?
Elizabeth: Gods, I think <he/she> is serious, Sunshine!
Nathyrra: We must rectify this. Quick, to the nearest brothel!
Elizabeth: Indeed! C'mon, hero kid!
*They grab the PC and begin to drag him/her*

Yeah, it'd go something like that. Elizabeth has nicknames for everyone (she's like, the more attractive, female, non-dwarf version of Varric. xD). Nathyrra is 'Sunshine' (Liz fancies herself ironic), Valen is 'Tall, pale and broody' and 'Horns,' the PC is 'hero kid' and Deekin is 'Short, scaly and annoying' or just 'Bard-boy.' Deekin and Valen get two cause she likes them the most. -snicker-

XDDDDDD This has so much WIN I'm dieing.
... What happened to "Tall, pale and horny"? 8D

[Deliciously-Demonic]

Drima wrote...

Deliciously-Demonic wrote...

*The PC has just informed them that he/she is a virgin*
Elizabeth: You mean...you've never...? ...Never?!
Nathyrra: Are you...serious?
Elizabeth: Gods, I think is serious, Sunshine!
Nathyrra: We must rectify this. Quick, to the nearest brothel!
Elizabeth: Indeed! C'mon, hero kid!
*They grab the PC and begin to drag him/her*

Yeah, it'd go something like that. Elizabeth has nicknames for everyone (she's like, the more attractive, female, non-dwarf version of Varric. xD). Nathyrra is 'Sunshine' (Liz fancies herself ironic), Valen is 'Tall, pale and broody' and 'Horns,' the PC is 'hero kid' and Deekin is 'Short, scaly and annoying' or just 'Bard-boy.' Deekin and Valen get two cause she likes them the most. -snicker-

XDDDDDD This has so much WIN I'm dieing.
... What happened to "Tall, pale and horny"? 8D

It became two nicknames.

[Meeszy Alexy]

I just remembered something.

I had a dream where I woke up (but I didn't really wake up, it was in the dream) and Valen was sleeping next to me. All sorts of possibilities ran through my head as I pulled back the covers... to realise that we were fully clothed. It turned out that we were both too tired and just collapsed on the same bed because we were both too tired to care. :C

[Deliciously-Demonic]

Meeszy Alexy wrote...

I just remembered something.

I had a dream where I woke up (but I didn't really wake up, it was in the dream) and Valen was sleeping next to me. All sorts of possibilities ran through my head as I pulled back the covers... to realise that we were fully clothed. It turned out that we were both too tired and just collapsed on the same bed because we were both too tired to care. :C

Ah, I was hoping for something dirty.  Oh well.
I had a dream like that once...we cuddled...then I woke up to find out it was just my giant stuffed bunny. Damn you, reality. <_<

EDIT -- the Valen Fanclub on deviantArt is holdinga contest, people! http://valen-fanclub.../blog/39254107/

Modifié par Deliciously-Demonic, 20 mars 2011 - 09:37 .

[Drima]

Deliciously-Demonic wrote...

Meeszy Alexy wrote...

I just remembered something.

I had a dream where I woke up (but I didn't really wake up, it was in the dream) and Valen was sleeping next to me. All sorts of possibilities ran through my head as I pulled back the covers... to realise that we were fully clothed. It turned out that we were both too tired and just collapsed on the same bed because we were both too tired to care. :C

Ah, I was hoping for something dirty.  Oh well.
I had a dream like that once...we cuddled...then I woke up to find out it was just my giant stuffed bunny. Damn you, reality. <_<

EDIT -- the Valen Fanclub on deviantArt is holdinga contest, people! http://valen-fanclub.../blog/39254107/

I want to have cuddly dreams with Valen too...

[Deliciously-Demonic]

I dream of Valen a lot. And I mean A LOT! xD
Extra: A Dramatic Family Reunion. >:C
Liz POV

I awoke from a fitful, magic-induced sleep to find myself in cold darkness. My eyes slowly adjusted to the low lighting, and I looked at my hands, which were limp by my sides.
Shackled.
With a growing feeling of dread, I looked around to find myself in a cage.
I knew this cage, I had been in here before. With a quick downward glance, I confirmed that still my blood stained the floor. My blood, shed from the countless times I was thrashed.
It was then that I began to panic. It was all over.
She had won. Elifari had captured me once more, and I was to die for escaping.
As if in answer to my silent inquiry of when, the door a good five feet away opened, and unnatural light flooded the dungeon. A horrifyingly beautiful woman entered; a Baatezu.
"Amewypadr, my pet, you've awoken!" Elifari crooned, stalking purposefully over to my. "Wonderful. You deserve a good flogging for running off, girl...but there has been a change of plans. You see, a handsome young tiefling came in...oh, he was absolutely scrumptious! He's bought you off my hands. Had a good load of coin, too. I can't believe the half-breed thinks you're worth that much. Were it not for your blood, I would have settled for less."
"My...blood?" I croaked, confused. Uin Baubmac blood was nothing special.
"You're planetouched, Amewypadr." Elifari murmured. "The unnatural way. Wandering the planes as my head Tracker has changed you. You're carrying the aura of a tiefling, pet."
My eyes widened with realization. That explained why I still smelled of devils, had felt the urge to attack Valen whilst in Cania, the drums that haunted my sleep....
But...tiefling. What tiefling would be willing to pay for my freedom? Valen, my thoughts answered. He was saving me, Byhdran be praised!
But then my 'saviour' entered and all hope died.
"Amewypadr." Helumyc growled, the light making his bull-like black horns shine. "It's been far too long, Sister."

[Meeszy Alexy]

I've dreamed many Valen dreams. Once I dreamed he was my drama teacher. It basically went like this:

Valen: Hi, I'm your new drama teacher.
Me: OMG HE'S HOT YAY!
Valen: ... *awkward silence*
Old Drama Teacher: *awkward silence*
Entire class: *staring at me as if I was weird or something*
Me: *Thinking "oh god what have I DOOOONE"*