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[desonnac00]

What is your Shep's chosen religion? 


Taoism- Sh*t happens
Hare Krishna- Sh*t happens Rama Rama Ding Ding
Hinduism- This Sh*t happened before
Islam- If Sh*t happens, take a hostage
Zen- What is the sound of Sh*t happening
Buddhism- When Sh*t happens, is it really Sh*t?
Confucianism- Confucias say 'Sh*t happens'
7th day adventist- Sh*t happens on Saturdays
Protestantism- Sh*t won't happen if I work harder
Catholicism- If Sh*t happens I deserve it
Jehovah's witness- Knock. Knock. Sh*t happens
Unitarian- What is this Sh*t?
Mormon- Sh*t happens again & again & again...
Judaism- Why does this Sh*t always happen to me?
Rastafarianism- Let's smoke this Sh*t

Atheism- There is no Sh*t
Confusion-ism: Not sure why sh*t happens
Joker- What the Sh*t!?
Any part of Miranda- Sh*****t... 
Miranda's ass- Sh*t happens, but I don't like to think about it...
Jacob- Sh*t happens... but the Priiize...
Terra Firma- If there is Sh*t, it's human

Mine is a Rastafarian   Zen- renegade all the wayB)


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If the mods still find it inappropriate- please don't bann me

Modifié par desonnac00, 29 décembre 2010 - 12:36 .

[darknoon5]

Mine worships the enkindlers.

[Yenkaz]

Mine worships the Volus god of biotics.

Modifié par Yenkaz, 28 décembre 2010 - 12:23 .

[GameBoyish]

Mine worships whatever Garrus worships...



But my Shep is mostly Taoist with a sprinkle of Buddhism here and there, and a pinch of Wicca (like myself...)

[Dominus]

My shepard worships credits, because everything else isn't worth chit. :-P

[Zombie Chow]

desonnac00 wrote...

Taoism- Sh*t happens
Hare Krishna- Sh*t happens Rama Rama Ding Ding
Hinduism- This Sh*t happened before
Islam- If Sh*t happens, take a hostage
Zen- What is the sound of Sh*t happening
Buddhism- When Sh*t happens, is it really Sh*t?
Confucianism- Confucias say 'Sh*t happens'
7th day adventist- Sh*t happens on Saturdays
Protestantism- Sh*t won't happen if I work harder
Catholicism- If Sh*t happens I deserve it
Jehovah's witness- Knock. Knock. Sh*t happens
Unitarian- What is this Sh*t?
Mormon- Sh*t happens again & again & again...
Judaism- Why does this Sh*t always happen to me?
Rastafarianism- Let's smoke this Sh*t

Ah, now I understand why Joker said the s-word so many times in ME2.  It's like he was desperately saying a prayer in each of the above religions.

[Archontor]

mine is atheist- It ain't **** if you can't prove the **** exists

[JamieCOTC]

Mine is agnostic. She doesn't know if sh*t stinks or not.

[aeetos21]

My Shepard worships the flying spaghetti monster! (and no, I didn't just make that one up)

[Fromyou]

Pastafarian duh

[mineralica]

Agnostic too. Does sh*t really happen?

[Phaedon]

Communism.

[FlintlockJazz]

Hmm, I never realised before, but apparently, according to your descriptions, my Shepard is Islamic. Cool.



But seriously, it depends on which Shep I am playing:



Paragon Shep: Protestantism

Paragade Shep: Jehovah's Witness

Renegon Shep: Islam



I don't play straight Renegade, since some of the renegade choices are just moronic jerk style choices, and I prefer to play my renegade as somewhat intelligent, so I wind up having to take some paragon choices.

[ShamieGTX]

you forgot



Atheist - Sh*t? What Sh*t?

Agnostic - I question this Sh*t

Deism - Sh*t here Sh*t There, I dont Care

[Halfdan The Menace]

My Shepards;
MALE
Paragon = worship Chuck Norris (the god of gods)
Paragade = an atheist N.a.z.i
Renegade = a muslim

FEMALE
Paragon = Mesozoic Christian (Raptor Jesus is the messiah)
Paragade = Forceism but sometimes worship Aphrodite (the Greek goddess)
Renegade = worship her boobs

Modifié par ModestmeNTaLmogul, 28 décembre 2010 - 11:31 .

[Praetor Knight]

Confusion-ism: Not sure why sh*t happens

[lotuslover]

Mine is a member of the church of miranda's booty.

[Archontor]

lotuslover wrote...

Mine is a member of the church of miranda's booty.

so he beleives Sh#t happens he just dosn't like thinking about it.

[TelexFerra]

PASTAfarianism

[BiancoAngelo7]

lotuslover wrote...

Mine is a member of the church of miranda's booty.

HERETIC!!!

Mine belongs to the church of Miranda's lips.

...ok and booty.

[cbutz]

My Shepard worships the Reapers. That cannot be good for the galaxy.

[Cra5y Pineapple]

My Shep believes that there is a higher power. That's about it.

You forgot Scientology. Especially considering most of the Galaxy are scientologists, yes, the aliens too. Especially the aliens.

Archontor wrote...

mine is atheist- It ain't **** if you can't prove the **** exists

No, "Atheism=There is no sh*t."

Also...
Pastafarianism: Sh*t happens when there's not enough pirates.

Modifié par Cra5y Pineapple, 28 décembre 2010 - 07:26 .

[Computron2000]

My shepard's religion is up for bid. If you don't have credits but sell stuff, give him a discount and he'll join. However no exclusive contracts!

[Tasker]

Jedi  ( She was Bastila in a former life and Star Wars was  a long time ago )

Modifié par Orkboy, 28 décembre 2010 - 07:48 .

[djarlaks10]

Communism all the way.

Hm, or maybe Miranda's booty, I'm not sure actually.