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Would you beat the Turian Counciler to death with your bare hands in ME3 if you were given the option?


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omgodzilla

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As in, Shepard just goes crazy and jumps on him and punches his face till there is blood everywhere. In the end, the counciler wouldn't even be recognizible anymore, his face would look like it was totally bashed in. It would be ridiculously brutal and make you feel kind of bad. It could be a renegade interrupt when he tries to dismiss the claim of the Reapers attacking Earth or something. Would you do this if Bioware gave you the option in ME3? If you don't feel like doing this to the Turian counciler then is there any other character that you would murder like this? I'd totally do it to Tali if I didn't already have her killed her during my suicide mission.

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Eh, id prefer a psycological victory.

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Bamboozalist

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I'd like 2 options.



1. Keep him on my ship and make his life hell, stuff him in a cargo hold, refuse to feed him, have Zaeed tell him horror stories, have Grunt stand over him while he sleeps, stuff like that.

2. At my ceremony for stopping the Reapers punch him in the face as he's thanking me and say "'Ah Yes' Reapers" and then just keep on walking without a second thought.

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Spartas Husky

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nah... there is not greater agony than to remember the glory days while in misery.



He is a politician who is blind and loves his job. To each his own punishment.



What I want will satisfy me but what would satisfy me even more is hurt him in the worst way.



Worst way is take what he values the most, his image and power.

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AntiChri5

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How would you kill the turian counselor?


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Nah, I like the Turian Councillor. The irony of him using a human gesture on Shepard was too funny.

I think the reason why his character always opposes Shepard the most is to balance the opinions of the Council. He's the Simon of American Idol.

Although I do see my Sole Survivor Shepard doing that to the Illusive Man.

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Bamboozalist wrote...

I'd like 2 options.

1. Keep him on my ship and make his life hell, stuff him in a cargo hold, refuse to feed him, have Zaeed tell him horror stories, have Grunt stand over him while he sleeps, stuff like that.
2. At my ceremony for stopping the Reapers punch him in the face as he's thanking me and say "'Ah Yes' Reapers" and then just keep on walking without a second thought.

I want him to be the one pinning the medal to my chest for saving the galaxy *cough*again*cough*

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No, killing him is stupid. Being able to give him my version of "I told you so" will beat any violence I might use against him for satisfaction.


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Oh, our guy wants to beat everyone to death who doesn't agree with him?



Let's save that up for the Reapers.

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Nashiktal

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Oh I would just like to hold back the fleet as the reapers burn the Turian homeworld.



Dismiss that Turian.


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BiancoAngelo7

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I want options.



I want to be able to make fun of him with my own air quotes, I want to be able to say I told you so, I want to be able to slap him, or knee him, or punch him in the face or even kill him.



I want options so on a paragon run Ill stop at slapping and on a renegade run I'll stop at Killing him. :P

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http://nerfnow.com/comic/image/435

This will suffuce

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BiancoAngelo7

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^

lol

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I would like to stand next to him as a Reaper Armada closes in and be able to say

"Yeah, your right. Reapers don't exist."



Then my mental age would revert to about the age of 6 and the constant harrasing, name calling and teasing would ensure.

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hawat333 wrote...

Oh, our guy wants to beat everyone to death who doesn't agree with him?

Let's save that up for the Reapers.

I agree. My Sheps have good enough self esteem to take some sarcasms now and then. Especialy as the councilor had good reasons to doubt Shepards rather weird sounding threats.

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omgodzilla wrote...

As in, Shepard just goes crazy and jumps on him and punches his face till there is blood everywhere. In the end, the counciler wouldn't even be recognizible anymore, his face would look like it was totally bashed in. It would be ridiculously brutal and make you feel kind of bad. It could be a renegade interrupt when he tries to dismiss the claim of the Reapers attacking Earth or something. Would you do this if Bioware gave you the option in ME3? If you don't feel like doing this to the Turian counciler then is there any other character that you would murder like this? I'd totally do it to Tali if I didn't already have her killed her during my suicide mission.

No I don't need mental help.

Yes, you do, and no, I wouldn't.

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I would rape him first in front of a crowd, take away his dignity and humiliate him in front of everyone, on live tv. His/her partner will suffer the torture regardless of gender, then i will kill them with my bare hands, his children will die slowly, making sure their screams and cries of pain destroy the Turian counciler mentally., after letting the Turian counsiler watch, i then go in for the kill and finish the Turian counciler off.

I will then masturbate over his body for sexual satisfaction.

Modifié par Naughty Bear, 29 décembre 2010 - 02:40 .


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Why on earth would you beat the crap out of the Turian Councillor? He may be the one mocking you, but in the end, the decision to ignore the Reaper threat is the decision of ALL Councillors, even Udina if you chose to place him on the Council.



A simple "Ah yes, Reapers, I thought you'd dismissed that claim" would suffice for me.

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Naughty Bear

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Aeowyn wrote...

Why on earth would you beat the crap out of the Turian Councillor? He may be the one mocking you, but in the end, the decision to ignore the Reaper threat is the decision of ALL Councillors, even Udina if you chose to place him on the Council.

A simple "Ah yes, Reapers, I thought you'd dismissed that claim" would suffice for me.



Then i shall also rape the Salarian, the Asari and Udina. Then masturbate over their bodies aswell.

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I would just like to return the dismissal to him.

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 I'm not sure that the councillor doubts the existence of the reapers. It makes him seem too much of an idiot if he does. 
The turians managed to salvage enough of Sovereign to reverse engineer the Thanix cannon. They should know enough from this to know its not Geth technology. 
The councillor saw that Saren, a highly respected turian Spectre could be brainwashed so he would assume the same could easily be done to a human.
Shepard returns 2 years after apparently dying and is working for a known terrorist organisation so the councillor would view Shepard with suspicion.

So given the above I think its likely he knows about the the Reapers and the council could be making plans in secret to try and combat the Reapers. As the Turian councillor doesn't trust Shepard and for all he knows Shepard could be indoctrined just like Saren, it makes sense that he wouldn't want to acknowledge to Shepard that he knows the Reapers exist.

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thurmanator692 wrote...

Bamboozalist wrote...

I'd like 2 options.

1. Keep him on my ship and make his life hell, stuff him in a cargo hold, refuse to feed him, have Zaeed tell him horror stories, have Grunt stand over him while he sleeps, stuff like that.
2. At my ceremony for stopping the Reapers punch him in the face as he's thanking me and say "'Ah Yes' Reapers" and then just keep on walking without a second thought.

I want him to be the one pinning the medal to my chest for saving the galaxy *cough*again*cough*


Maybe add the line "It's funny how annoying a little ****** can be." from the Councilor and I'm on board.

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Remember, Shepard is pragmatic, willing to overlook Akuze and work with Cerberus to deal with the Collectors. I expect Shepard to fully forgive the turian councilor if it gave access to the turian fleet... assuming the turian fleet is of any value in combating the Reapers.



For what it's worth, the turian councilor authorized turian reparations to the Alliance after the First Contact War.

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I would just airquote him in the face.

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ADLegend21

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I'd replace him with Garrus then go "ah yes, your job"