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[Moondoggie]

Just an amusing list of things Bioware fans do for a laugh. Wanted to see if the list could hit 100. I'll start with 1.


1. After watching the teaser trailer for the latest Bioware release you shall know the entire story of the game and if you like it or not.

[Crippledcarny]

2. If it doesn't have a bag it's not an RPG.

[JRCHOharry]

3. If a Bioware employee responds in a thread it must contain new information.

[Khayness]

4. You must pick a BioWare game as your favourite one, defend it with your life, flame everyone else with different preferences (even if a person has the same game as his/her favourite one, but for different reasons that your own!).

[Crippledcarny]

5. If it has ****** it must be romanceable.

[Moondoggie]

6. You will moan constantly about what characters are not romanceable.

[vometia]

7. Demand new DLC at least once every three posts, regardless of how recent the last one was or how appropriate the thread.  And don't ask, demand!

[Druss99]

8. If it exists it must be romanceable.

[Moondoggie]

9. You want any character to be recruitable even if they have no fighting skills whatsoever.

[Khayness]

10. If it isn't romanceable, mods will be made.

Grr, ninjaed.

Modifié par Khayness, 29 décembre 2010 - 03:38 .

[Crippledcarny]

11. All new DLC must focus around my love interest. Not a love interest, but MY love interest.

[Druss99]

12. You want to pick what everyone is wearing. Even the enemies.

Ninja's, damn.

Modifié par Druss99, 29 décembre 2010 - 03:46 .

[TheMufflon]

13. Thou shalt criticize thine neighbor's JRPGs. 

Modifié par TheMufflon, 29 décembre 2010 - 04:34 .

[insochris]

14. if you don't have a bazillion skills to manage, barren empty worlds with no significant landmarks to explore, the world's worst inventory system, or if the action is actually fun, it isn't an RPG.

[Hayllee]

15) All of the games in a particular series must be a direct sequel to the first, or the game isn't truly a sequel.

[TheMufflon]

16. Thou shalt take coins and small gemstones from all the barrels scattered about thine community.

[insochris]

17. thou shalt threaten Bioware with bio-terrorism if DLC is late.

[Crippledcarny]

18. It's not stealing unless someone tells you it is.

Modifié par Crippledcarny, 29 décembre 2010 - 04:42 .

[insochris]

19. always accuse Bioware of reselling cut content should placeholders be found in the PC version.

[Druss99]

20. Thou shall know everything about a character and act like a giant child who's had too much sugar after one screenshot of an appropriately attractive looking character.

[insochris]

21. thou shalt throw a hissy fit if you don't ever get to see Tali's face.

[Moondoggie]

22. "I love Tali!. I hate Tali! I love Tali! I hate Tali!"

[Khayness]

23. You must find something to disagree with. Whether it is Voice Actor preference, beloved NPC, alignment debate or muzzle flash color.

[insochris]

24. not liking Jacob for being too average is the same thing as not liking him because he is black.

[Khayness]

25. Doubt everything that anybody says. Especially the developers.