26. adapting a good cover system automatically makes your game no different than Gears of War.
The 100 commandments for Bioware fans
Débuté par
Moondoggie
, déc. 29 2010 01:16
#26
Posté 29 décembre 2010 - 05:41
#27
Posté 29 décembre 2010 - 05:50
27. You should threathen BioWare with cancelling your pre-order as soon as you find something unacceptable.
#28
Posté 29 décembre 2010 - 05:50
28:
He path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of
the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name
of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of
darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost
children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and
furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee
He path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of
the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name
of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of
darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost
children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and
furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee
Modifié par Suprez30, 29 décembre 2010 - 05:51 .
#29
Posté 29 décembre 2010 - 05:54
29. In Nomine Patri, Et Fili, Et Spiritus Sancti.
#30
Posté 29 décembre 2010 - 05:58
30. everyone who buys item packs and the Alternate Appearance pack is automatically a sheep.
#31
Posté 29 décembre 2010 - 05:59
31. You are either a Doomsayer or a BioWare apologist. There is no middleground. This is war, pick sides!
#32
Posté 29 décembre 2010 - 06:09
32. There is no acceptable points cost for DLC it;s always far too expensive and you should protest furiously.
#33
Posté 29 décembre 2010 - 06:25
33. Thou shalt compare every game to Baldur's Gate II, and find them wanting.
Modifié par TheMufflon, 29 décembre 2010 - 09:19 .
#34
Posté 29 décembre 2010 - 06:37
34. Accuse all members who have no registered games of illegal downloading.
#35
Posté 29 décembre 2010 - 06:41
35. always complain about consoles ruining video games.
#36
Posté 29 décembre 2010 - 07:06
36. Members without registered games are trolls.
#37
Posté 29 décembre 2010 - 07:22
37. Every idea you have is a revolutionary one, you should totally make a thread for it, claim that you are a genius and ponder why BioWare haven't contacted you with a job opportunity yet.
#38
Posté 29 décembre 2010 - 07:23
38. If someone makes a thread you disagree with tell them it is in violation of site rules and will be locked. Even though your informing them of a lock is nothing more than spam and actually is in violation of site rules.
Modifié par Crippledcarny, 29 décembre 2010 - 07:23 .
#39
Posté 29 décembre 2010 - 07:29
39. For every answer a developer doth offer unto thee thou shalt return five questions each more picky than the last.
#40
Posté 29 décembre 2010 - 07:59
40. Every single one of your posts or opinions are intelligent and brilliant and anyone who contradicts you are idiots and are obviously trolls.
#41
Posté 29 décembre 2010 - 08:10
41. Thou have been betrayed by Bioware. Some decision they have made somewhere along the line was designed to specifically insult and betray me, punishing me for my loyalty in the process.
#42
Posté 29 décembre 2010 - 08:17
42. If a game is good you shall praise Bioware. If it sucks you shall blame EA.
#43
Posté 29 décembre 2010 - 08:21
43. You are an expert on everything. Medieval armor, you've fought in it. Swords, you've made them. History of 11th-15th Century Europe, you were there!
#44
Posté 29 décembre 2010 - 08:27
44. If an RPG doesn't fit your idea of what it should be then you must make dozens of posts about it whining about how Bioware isn't making the game exactly the way you want it then whine about how they are dumbing it down. If the mods lock the first one then make another.
Modifié par Faust1979, 29 décembre 2010 - 08:31 .
#45
Posté 29 décembre 2010 - 08:32
45. Thou shalt RAGE! Incessantly.
#46
Posté 29 décembre 2010 - 08:33
46. If you can't play dress up with your characters like they are dolls for little girls it's not an RPG.
#47
Posté 29 décembre 2010 - 08:34
47. BioWare is racist, sexist and embraces offending stereotypes, because their games don't feature characters with all the real world equivalent of skintones, sexes, religions, occupations, freetime activities and a left handed version of them all!
#48
Posté 29 décembre 2010 - 08:39
48. The way you play is the right way everyone else is doing it wrong.
#49
Posté 29 décembre 2010 - 08:40
49. Because you're so hardcore and play all the games on hard whine and complain about people who play on easy or casual
Modifié par Faust1979, 29 décembre 2010 - 08:40 .
#50
Posté 29 décembre 2010 - 08:41
50. If you say anything not "politically correct", you deserve to have ten people calling you racist, sexist, elitist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic, lactose intolerant, and on par with Hitler.
Modifié par chunkyman, 29 décembre 2010 - 08:41 .




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