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[Darthnemesis2]

51. If you don't understand a plot point... that's because it's actually a plot HOLE

Modifié par Darthnemesis2, 29 décembre 2010 - 08:42 .

[Crippledcarny]

52. If you do understand a plot point, it's due to lack of complex writing. Most likely for console users.

[Khayness]

53. BioWare games are extremely clichéd, if you have played one, you have played them all. Therefore you MUST draw parallels between each of them. Carth, Kaidan and Alistair is the same person.

[Faust1979]

54. More crappy items! more useless loot! it's not an RPG if you can't loot every dead body you see! it must be like the show hoarders and my character must have an OCD which causes him to take everything that isn't nailed down!

[Rockworm503]

55. Every decision I make must make a huge impact. If it doesn't affect every character in the game than it was lazy writing.

[Daewan]

56. Thou shalt not be indifferent to The Witcher or The Witcher 2; thou shalt either loathe it beyond measure or praise it to the skies. There shall be no middle ground! Judge, lest ye be judged not.

Modifié par Daewan, 29 décembre 2010 - 08:56 .

[Khayness]

57. Defining the term 'RPG' will get you the Nobel Prize in Philosophy. It doesn't exist yet, but for you, they will make it happen. So don't be shy, your very own definition just might be the lucky winner!

Modifié par Khayness, 29 décembre 2010 - 08:59 .

[Crippledcarny]

58. Easter Eggs linking Bioware games are really hidden signs that the games share the same universe, so feel free to and make a thread about your brilliant finding.

[Faust1979]

59. Tali must be romanceable even if it doesn't make sense to the games storyline damn it!

[Druss99]

60. Thou shall demand to see a trailer featuring a character of the opposite gender than the one shown. Even though you know its just going to be the exact same thing only with a woman instead of a man.

[JRCHOharry]

61. Protest to the writers of Bioware that you know more than they do. Prove it by linking a page from Wikipedia.

[Fishy]

62. Thou shall make a thanks bioware thread .

[Mecha Tengu]

63: The Mass Effect Series is a TPS not an FPS

[marbatico]

64: you will ask so much about the game that the entire game is spoiled to you when it is released.

Modifié par marbatico, 29 décembre 2010 - 09:34 .

[Fishy]

65: I just wasted a commandments HAHAHAHHAAHA

[Rockworm503]

66. If you don't get EVERYTHING you want in the next game Bioware obviously hates you and did it to spite you.

[Wikal]

67. Thou shalt never be satisfied with any pre-game info Bioware gives, even though it be much more than any other developer gives for their games.

Modifié par Wikal, 29 décembre 2010 - 09:47 .

[Crippledcarny]

68. You will remember the good ole days before EA bought Bioware and forced them to... what exactly changed? Oh well, it doesn't matter. You hate them anyway!

[Wikal]

69. Thou shalt demand more alien loving- qunaris, quarians, asari, nugs, you name it.

[Khayness]

70. You didn't ask a redundant question, David Gaider just hates you.

[Crippledcarny]

71. You are a valued member of the Bioware Community.*



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[Moondoggie]

72. If the game you own is released on multiple platforms then yours is the definitive version and all others are inferior.No exceptions. You shall write essay style answers to anyone who questions your logic.

[Druss99]

73. If the game you own is released on another system after yours then Bioware has again knifed you in the back

[Khayness]

74. The developers are witholding information on purpose, they hate you, all those excuses about marketing schedules are blatant lies.

[Stanley Woo]

75. BioWare is obligated to put your suggestions, preferences, tolerances and biases into the game based solely on your say-so, because they made the game specifically for you! You are their only customer!