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[Faust1979]

76. If Bioware doesn't use any of your ideas for their games it's because your ideas are to smart and they are dumbing it down for mass consumption

[JRCHOharry]

77. You must add an irrelevant smiley to the end of your quote

[Khayness]

78. You must discuss female breast sizes more thoroughly than a Women's magazine, and go crusading if you feel the body proportions exaggerated.

[Faust1979]

79. Just because the first Dragon Age had multiple start points means that every game in the franchise must feature the exact same things

[Faust1979]

81. If you buy the pc version of a Bioware game you will always proclaim it is better than the console version even though you know this is not true.

[Crippledcarny]

82. The more posts you make about patching a game the faster that patch will be made.

Modifié par Crippledcarny, 29 décembre 2010 - 11:54 .

[Khayness]

83. You aren't a BioWare fan unless you have every DLC, lithograph, clothing, stickers, mousepads, firstborn child named after, etc. of a BioWare game.

[vometia]

84. The dev team are also responsible for the various items of art, figures and so forth available on the store, therefore the more items of art, figures and so forth that are produced, the longer the next patch/DLC/release will take. You are honour bound to berate them for having the wrong priorities when new items become available on the store.

[Faust1979]

85. The true Bioware fans post on these message boards if you don't post on these boards then you don't matter as a consumer

[Khayness]

87. Also, the Forum Search button is just for decoration.

Modifié par Khayness, 30 décembre 2010 - 12:13 .

[Moondoggie]

88. Will post the same easily fixed technical problem that EVERYONE had and the solution is in the past five threads under yours but will still post demanding your money back from Bioware since they ruined your game.

[vometia]

89. Those asking unanswered questions may be berated for not using the search feature regardless of whether or not they actually did so.

[Faust1979]

90. Complain about hard mode not being hard enough and don't realize it's easy for you because you've spent half your life playing RPGs.

[Moondoggie]

91. Will engage in the biggest hissy fit ever if DLC is delayed. Because your life revolves around Bioware games and you have nothing to do for the next few hours but post about how upset you are and how you should get free stuff for having to wait extra hours.

Modifié par Moondoggie, 30 décembre 2010 - 12:23 .

[Ghost Lightning]

92. Forgive the plot holes

[Khayness]

93. You are entitled to DLCs made for your tastes only. The latest DLC doesn't feature your favourite NPC? Just remind BioWare, who is in charge.

Modifié par Khayness, 30 décembre 2010 - 12:49 .

[Freelancer rook]

94. If you are a troll, go watch porn.

[TheDashingOne]

95. Don't blame anyone for your deaths...ingame of course .

Modifié par TheDashingOne, 30 décembre 2010 - 12:52 .

[The Narrator]

96. Thou Shall Not Touch Thy Self While Thy watch Romance Scenes In A Bioware Game.

Modifié par The Narrator, 30 décembre 2010 - 12:57 .

[Moondoggie]

97. Before you learn about the gameplay, The story or anything else in a game you NEED to know who you get to screw. Because you need to have your priorities in order.

Modifié par Moondoggie, 30 décembre 2010 - 12:58 .

[Darthnemesis2]

95 if the game doesnt end exactly how you think it should, you have every right to complain.

[The Narrator]

(guys forward date your rules, moon make yours 97 darth yours 98 k)

[Crippledcarny]

No it should clearly just start counting down now.