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The 100 commandments for Bioware fans


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99. You will mess up the chronology just to spite Moondoggie.

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100. Thou shalt participate in silly forum games.

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And that's a rap. I think my personal favourite was #74



Thanks everyone!

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Well that was fun... Whens the expansion?

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Oh i dunno what could we do next? I'm sure somebody else could start a top 100 somewhere down the line

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This thread should be mandatory to read before signing up, followed by a 20 questions quiz about it.

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Its over? It was too short, it was too easy, it was also too hard, there wasn't enough RPG elements, it was buggy, why wasn't everyone romanceable? Wheres the patch? I want DLC, the inventory both sucked and didn't exist, the breasts were far too big and there wasn't enough armour options!! I'm never buying another Bioware game again!

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I guess we start over!

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Druss99 wrote...

Its over? It was too short, it was too easy, it was also too hard, there wasn't enough RPG elements, it was buggy, why wasn't everyone romanceable? Wheres the patch? I want DLC, the inventory both sucked and didn't exist, the breasts were far too big and there wasn't enough armour options!! I'm never buying another Bioware game again!


I imagine these are the voices in the heads of the Bioware devs as they rock back and forth crying silent tears.

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Modifié par Freelancer rook, 30 décembre 2010 - 01:18 .


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Moondoggie wrote...

Druss99 wrote...

Its over? It was too short, it was too easy, it was also too hard, there wasn't enough RPG elements, it was buggy, why wasn't everyone romanceable? Wheres the patch? I want DLC, the inventory both sucked and didn't exist, the breasts were far too big and there wasn't enough armour options!! I'm never buying another Bioware game again!


I imagine these are the voices in the heads of the Bioware devs as they rock back and forth crying silent tears.

I figured they could have turned it into a drinking game. Everytime someone on the forums makes one of these complaints have a drink. But then I realised that most of the staff would have died from alcohol abuse by now if they actually tried that.

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Druss99 wrote...

Moondoggie wrote...

Druss99 wrote...

Its over? It was too short, it was too easy, it was also too hard, there wasn't enough RPG elements, it was buggy, why wasn't everyone romanceable? Wheres the patch? I want DLC, the inventory both sucked and didn't exist, the breasts were far too big and there wasn't enough armour options!! I'm never buying another Bioware game again!


I imagine these are the voices in the heads of the Bioware devs as they rock back and forth crying silent tears.

I figured they could have turned it into a drinking game. Everytime someone on the forums makes one of these complaints have a drink. But then I realised that most of the staff would have died from alcohol abuse by now if they actually tried that.


I think most will after they retire and they are drinking to stop the pain from flashbacks.

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Druss99 wrote...

Moondoggie wrote...

Druss99 wrote...

Its over? It was too short, it was too easy, it was also too hard, there wasn't enough RPG elements, it was buggy, why wasn't everyone romanceable? Wheres the patch? I want DLC, the inventory both sucked and didn't exist, the breasts were far too big and there wasn't enough armour options!! I'm never buying another Bioware game again!


I imagine these are the voices in the heads of the Bioware devs as they rock back and forth crying silent tears.

I figured they could have turned it into a drinking game. Everytime someone on the forums makes one of these complaints have a drink. But then I realised that most of the staff would have died from alcohol abuse by now if they actually tried that.



The amount of complaints will turn any game into a deadly scenario.

Death by cake, death by puppies they can never win

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Why is it only now that I misread the topic title as "100 condiments"? Darn.

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vometia wrote...

Why is it only now that I misread the topic title as "100 condiments"? Darn.


This reminds me of a funny story about the last day at work before Christmas i throw a tantrum because they ran out of Mayonaise in the cafeteria and caused a huge scene. I love mayonaise a lot >.>

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Moondoggie wrote...

This reminds me of a funny story about the last day at work before Christmas i throw a tantrum because they ran out of Mayonaise in the cafeteria and caused a huge scene. I love mayonaise a lot >.>

I think a tantrum is entirely appropriate: condiments are serious business, after all.  I can't imagine what I'd do if I had a bacon sandwich in need of brown sauce only to discover there was non there.

Anyway, an addiction to mayonnaise can be cured by thinking of it as bottled pus.  Yum yum.

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Druss99 wrote...

Its over? It was too short, it was too easy, it was also too hard, there wasn't enough RPG elements, it was buggy, why wasn't everyone romanceable? Wheres the patch? I want DLC, the inventory both sucked and didn't exist, the breasts were far too big and there wasn't enough armour options!! I'm never buying another Bioware game again!


yeah, the thread was dumbed down for consoles, which are what ruined the thread. let's release anthrax into the vents of the thread!

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