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[shnizzler93]

-facepalm-



I am bookmarking this thread of Mike Hawkes before lockdown

[Maria Caliban]

Excerpt from Maria's epic fanfic:

"We're too late to pull out!" Mike Hawke ejaculated, "Continue to thrust forward and hope the rear guard holds."

[raziel3080]

Maria Caliban wrote...

Excerpt from Maria's epic fanfic:

"We're too late to pull out!" Mike Hawke ejaculated, "Continue to thrust forward and hope the rear guard holds."

-MASSIVE facepalm-

I can see a lockdown for this thread coming REALLY soon...though it is absolutely hilarious!

[Inquisitor Recon]

Mike Hawke knows the deep roads well.

[Snoteye]

raziel3080 wrote...

I can see a lockdown for this thread coming REALLY soon...though it is absolutely hilarious!

It happened all the other times, surprising this one is still open.

That said, anything Mike Hawke can do, York Hawke can do better.

Wait...

[Madame November]

Mike Hawke is the reason I get up in the morning.

[Kail Ashton]

This is surprisingly entertaining, the fact it baffles so many other posters makes it extra win

[Cookieie]

Mike Hawke knows how to take care of his griffin.

Modifié par Cookieie, 31 décembre 2010 - 12:18 .

[Cookieie]

Mike Hawke knows how to make the magic work...

I know, I know... but he just makes it so easy!

[Madame November]

Mike Hawke in a box.

[M8DMAN]

Mike Hawke hangs around with two nuts.

[Cookieie]

Mike Hawke knows how to handle his equipment...

[Daewan]

Mike Hawke knows how to aim his Area Effect attacks.

Mike Hawke has a long staff that changes shape in close combat.

Mike Hawke doesn't just have auras, he has touch attacks too.

Mike Hawke likes to do it from behind, for better penetration.

Mike Hawke doesn't care about hitting his party members with his blast radius. He knows that he can heal them when necessary with a quick wave of his staff.

(still resisting the birthday present joke)

[Madame November]

Mike Hawke prefers a sneak-attack.

[blothulfur]

On his first sighting kirkwalls architecture:

"Truly a city of mighty erections".

[Madame November]

Mike Hawke is always finding himself in a tight place.

[Darthnemesis2]

Mike Hawke attacks from the rear

The men of Ferelden Thedas live in fear of Mike Hawke

[Daewan]

Besides knowing all the secret passages in the Deep Roads, Mike Hawke also knows his way in and out of the Circle Tower.

[Darthnemesis2]

Mike Hawke once took on the thousand nations of the persian empire... and won

[blothulfur]

Isabellllla said: Who do you think you're going to please with that diseased hideous thing?

Mike Hawke said: Me.

And proceeded to plunder her booty and explore her poop deck.

[Darthnemesis2]

Mike Hawke is always in search of booty to plunder

[Cookieie]

Mike Hawke gave the qunari the final blow.

[stephen1493]

Mike Hawke likes it when things get dark.

[Daewan]

Mike Hawke likes to crack open treasure chests.