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[The Big Nothing]

"Doctor! Doctor Chakwas! I think he's waking up!"
Doctor Chakwas: You had us worried there, Shepard. How are you feeling?
Shepard: Minor throbbing; nothing serious. How long was I out?
Doctor Chakwas: About six years. Don't try to move; your muscles have atrophied from disuse. Do you want something to drink?
Shepard: Six years!? But... What happened to the Reapers? 
Doctor Chakwas: Reapers? I'm not sure what you mean. Something happened down there on Eden Prime with the beacon, I think. I've been detecting some unusual brain activity--abnormal beta waves. I also noticed an increase in your rapid-eye-movement, signs typically associated with intense dreaming.
Shepard: But the Reapers... Death... Destruction... We have to stop them!
Doctor Chakwas: It sounds like it was quite a dream. You should try to relax. Are you... Oh. Custodian Anderson.
Custodian Anderson: How is he holding up, Doctor?
Doctor Chakwas: Well, all the readings look normal, but he seems to be suffering from mild dementia.
Custodian Anderson: I see. I'd like to speak to Shepard alone.
Doctor Chakwas: As you wish.
Shepard: Captain Anderson, what's going on?
Custodian Anderson: It's Custodian now. I was relieved of duty after punching Ambassador Udina in the face "unprovoked". The only work I could find was as a janitor at this hospital in the wards. It's a long story, Shepard. It's been years since Eden Prime.
Shepard: Eden Prime? What about the Reapers?
Custodian Anderson: I don't know anything about "Reapers", but it turned out that the colonists on Eden Prime were part of some violent cult that worshipped prothean beacons. They believed that the devastating seizures and delusions it caused were prophetic "visions". Even Gunnery Chief Williams bought in to it, joining your squad and lying to you to get the prothean artifact back. Damn "beacon-heads". Anyway, Saren had been doing reconnaissance for months, trying to infiltrate the cult. He had to kill Nihlus to maintain his cover. *sigh* Spectres. 
Shepard: But the geth...
Custodian Anderson: You mean the synthetics on the colony? Alenko thought the same thing. Those weren't actually geth; they were just a newer model of maintenance robot that Saren re-programmed to defend him. 
Shepard: But the Reapers... The Reapers... They're gonna liquify us and pump us into their veins... I'm the only hope for humanity...
Custodian Anderson: Are you feeling okay? Do you mind if I eat your lunch when it arrives?


 

Modifié par The Big Nothing, 03 janvier 2011 - 12:52 .

[Ghost Warrior]

The Big Nothing wrote...

"Doctor! Doctor Chakwas! I think he's waking up!"
Doctor Chakwas: You had us worried there, Shepard. How are you feeling?
Shepard: Minor throbbing; nothing serious. How long was I out?
Doctor Chakwas: About six years. Don't try to move; your muscles have atrophied from disuse. Do you want something to drink?
Shepard: Six years!? But... What happened to the Reapers? 
Doctor Chakwas: Reapers? I'm not sure what you mean. Something happened down there on Eden Prime with the beacon, I think. I've been detecting some unusual brain activity--abnormal beta waves. I also noticed an increase in your rapid-eye-movement, signs typically associated with intense dreaming.
Shepard: But the Reapers... Death... Destruction... We have to stop them!
Doctor Chakwas: It sounds like it was quite a dream. You should try to relax. Are you... Oh. Custodian Anderson.
Custodian Anderson: How is he holding up, Doctor?
Doctor Chakwas: Well, all the readings look normal, but he seems to be suffering from mild dementia.
Custodian Anderson: I see. I'd like to speak to Shepard alone.
Doctor Chakwas: As you wish.
Shepard: Captain Anderson, what's going on?
Custodian Anderson: It's Custodian now. I was relieved of duty after punching Ambassador Udina in the face "unprovoked". The only work I could find was as a janitor at this hospital in the wards. It's a long story, Shepard. It's been years since Eden Prime.
Shepard: Eden Prime? What about the Reapers?
Custodian Anderson: I don't know anything about "Reapers", but it turned out that the colonists on Eden Prime were part of some violent cult that worshipped prothean beacons. They believed that the devastating seizures and delusions it caused were prophetic "visions". Even Gunnery Chief Williams bought in to it, joining your squad and lying to you to get the prothean artifact back. Damn "beacon-heads". Anyway, Saren had been doing reconnaissance for months, trying to infiltrate the cult. He had to kill Nihlus to maintain his cover. *sigh* Spectres. Shepard: But the geth...
Custodian Anderson: You mean the synthetics on the colony? Alenko thought the same thing. Those weren't actually geth; they were just a newer model of maintenance robot that Saren re-programmed to defend him. 
Shepard: But the Reapers... The Reapers... They're gonna liquify us and pump us into their veins... I'm the only hope for humanity...
Custodian Anderson: Are you feeling okay? Do you mind if I eat your lunch when it arrives?


 

God no!Please.

[adam_grif]

Hmm, why does this thread seem so familiar?

[The Big Nothing]

adam_grif wrote...

Hmm, why does this thread seem so familiar?

Hmm, why does that thread seem so familiar?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1130884/

[adam_grif]

The Big Nothing wrote...

adam_grif wrote...

Hmm, why does this thread seem so familiar?

Hmm, why does that thread seem so familiar?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1130884/

I'm pretty sure the "it was all just a dream" plot goes back a little further than Shutter Island bro

[xentar]

Ending? This could be the beginning!

[Fredvdp]

Dallas is the best example. An entire season was just a dream.

[The Big Nothing]

adam_grif wrote...

The Big Nothing wrote...

adam_grif wrote...

Hmm, why does this thread seem so familiar?

Hmm, why does that thread seem so familiar?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1130884/

I'm pretty sure the "it was all just a dream" plot goes back a little further than Shutter Island bro

I'm just saying that anything we write will be derivative. 

Your thread is infinitely better written and thought-out, however.

[NamiraWilhelm]

At least the very end of that is humourous....



Also means no Virmire death

[adam_grif]

I'm just saying that anything we write will be derivative.

Of course, lol. I was just plugging my thread. I wrote a story on the topic of all stories being derivative for my high school writing course a few years back actually. Self referential!



On film alone it goes back to The Wizard of Oz, complete with the people in her dream being based on people when she wakes up. Plato's Allegory of the Cave is arguably the earliest recorded thoughts along that line.

[The Big Nothing]

adam_grif wrote...

I'm just saying that anything we write will be derivative.

Of course, lol. I was just plugging my thread. I wrote a story on the topic of all stories being derivative for my high school writing course a few years back actually. Self referential!

On film alone it goes back to The Wizard of Oz, complete with the people in her dream being based on people when she wakes up. Plato's Allegory of the Cave is arguably the earliest recorded thoughts along that line.

Too deep for me. You should have referenced Star Wars.

[Vengeful Nature]

The Big Nothing wrote...
... it turned out that the colonists on Eden Prime were part of some violent cult that worshipped prothean beacons. They believed that the devastating seizures and delusions it caused were prophetic "visions". Even Gunnery Chief Williams bought in to it, joining your squad and lying to you to get the prothean artifact back. Damn "beacon-heads"...
 

Heresy! Altman be praised!

[Th3 Trench]

if this is true someone should delete this topic

i can't even dare to read this topic to find out

[Jibbed34]

This would be hilarious!

They should throw this in anyway as an unlockable ending for beating the whole trilogy on Insanity.

[djarlaks10]

ARGH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Now I know the ME ending!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*jumps out of the window*

[Jibbed34]

Th3 Trench wrote...

if this is true someone should delete this topic
i can't even dare to read this topic to find out

You sir, are a tool.

[Th3 Trench]

ignore

Modifié par Th3 Trench, 03 janvier 2011 - 01:08 .

[Th3 Trench]

Jibbed34 wrote...

Th3 Trench wrote...

if this is true someone should delete this topic
i can't even dare to read this topic to find out

You sir, are a tool.

oh thx :/
i didn't even read the topic ,  should have guessed it's a joke topic

[Encarmine]

thanks for taking 2 minutes of my life

[PiEman]

adam_grif wrote...

The Big Nothing wrote...

adam_grif wrote...

Hmm, why does this thread seem so familiar?

Hmm, why does that thread seem so familiar?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1130884/

I'm pretty sure the "it was all just a dream" plot goes back a little further than Shutter Island bro

What are you talking about?
 
Didn't Inception come out after Shutter Island

(Or did it?)

[The Big Nothing]

Encarmine wrote...

thanks for taking 2 minutes of my life

I'm sorry. You can go back to eating doritos crumbs off of your gut now.

[MonsterFish]

Jibbed34 wrote...

This would be hilarious!
They should throw this in anyway as an unlockable ending for beating the whole trilogy on Insanity.

Or make something like that "dancedancemalak" cheat in Kotor.

[Captain_Obvious_au]

Funny, but I have to wonder why the first two people to reply, using one-sentence replies, felt the need to quote the whole damn OP!

[The Big Nothing]

Sugar Bump.