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[The Big Nothing]

It just occurred to me that depending on whether or not you had sex with Ash on route to Ilos, she may have been pregnant for nine months between your death and resurrection. There is no way to be sure, but that might explain why she was so upset and hypocritical on Horizon, and then apologized afterward.
I don't know about your Shepards, but mine doesn't wear protection.

What are shotgun-weddings like in the Mass Effect universe?

[Xilizhra]

She won't be because Kaidan can't be (probably).

[Nuala]

The Big Nothing wrote...

It just occurred to me that depending on whether or not you had sex with Ash on route to Ilos, she may have been pregnant for nine months between your death and resurrection. There is no way to be sure, but that might explain why she was so upset and hypocritical on Horizon, and then apologized afterward.
I don't know about your Shepards, but mine doesn't wear protection.

What are shotgun-weddings like in the Mass Effect universe?

Now thats specific roleplay.

[The Big Nothing]

Xilizhra wrote...

She won't be because Kaidan can't be (probably).

Maybe Kaiden adopted with his boyfriend.

[Xilizhra]

The odds are that Ashley, given her situation and not being a moron, is on birth control anyway.

[The Big Nothing]

Xilizhra wrote...

The odds are that Ashley, given her situation and not being a moron, is on birth control anyway.

Or maybe she aborted it. Ohh, drama in Mass Effect 3! Eek!

[The Big Nothing]

Xilizhra wrote...

The odds are that Ashley, given her situation and not being a moron, is on birth control anyway.

Maybe she found out she was pregnant after his death and wanted to keep a little piece of him.

[Fiery Phoenix]

Xilizhra wrote...

She won't be because Kaidan can't be (probably).

Oh. My. God.

[The Big Nothing]

FieryPhoenix7 wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

She won't be because Kaidan can't be (probably).

Oh. My. God.

I think she meant that Ashley probably can't because Kaiden can't. Haha.

[Spowis]

Last thing I heard, she was seeing an Elcor.

[Fiery Phoenix]

The Big Nothing wrote...

FieryPhoenix7 wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

She won't be because Kaidan can't be (probably).

Oh. My. God.

I think she meant that Ashley probably can't because Kaiden can't. Haha.

I interpreted it real wrongly then. XD

[Xilizhra]

FieryPhoenix7 wrote...

The Big Nothing wrote...

FieryPhoenix7 wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

She won't be because Kaidan can't be (probably).

Oh. My. God.

I think she meant that Ashley probably can't because Kaiden can't. Haha.

I interpreted it real wrongly then. XD

Actually, you interpreted it correctly. There's a whole genre of fanfiction that puts the lie to my statement. Who knows what Bioware will implement?

[Knickerus]

Xilizhra wrote...

FieryPhoenix7 wrote...

The Big Nothing wrote...

FieryPhoenix7 wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

She won't be because Kaidan can't be (probably).

Oh. My. God.

I think she meant that Ashley probably can't because Kaiden can't. Haha.

I interpreted it real wrongly then. XD

Actually, you interpreted it correctly. There's a whole genre of fanfiction that puts the lie to my statement. Who knows what Bioware will implement?

It's like the parallel universe in Red Dwarf. Men CAN get pregnant.

[Dean_the_Young]

FieryPhoenix7 wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

She won't be because Kaidan can't be (probably).

Oh. My. God.

:lol:

Who ever knew that Xil was into mpreg?

[AlexMBrennan]

she may have been pregnant for nine months between your death and resurrection

What if Ashley is with child?

You might want to rephrase your original post post (and the thread title) as your use of tense implies that Ash still is pregnant when meeting Shepard on Horizon (2 years >> 9 months later)

I don't know about your Shepards, but mine doesn't wear protection.

I doubt that this would make him popular with his superiors

[The Big Nothing]

AlexMBrennan wrote...

she may have been pregnant for nine months between your death and resurrection

What if Ashley is with child?

You might want to rephrase your original post post (and the thread title) as your use of tense implies that Ash still is pregnant when meeting Shepard on Horizon (2 years >> 9 months later)

I don't know about your Shepards, but mine doesn't wear protection.

I doubt that this would make him popular with his superiors

Hey, you don't know how long the incubation period is in the future. Maybe Williamses cook 'em longer. 

Modifié par The Big Nothing, 03 janvier 2011 - 02:07 .

[Xilizhra]

Dean_the_Young wrote...

FieryPhoenix7 wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

She won't be because Kaidan can't be (probably).

Oh. My. God.

:lol:

Who ever knew that Xil was into mpreg?

I'm not, but it does at least make men useful for something.

[The Big Nothing]

Xilizhra wrote...

Dean_the_Young wrote...

FieryPhoenix7 wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

She won't be because Kaidan can't be (probably).

Oh. My. God.

:lol:

Who ever knew that Xil was into mpreg?

I'm not, but it does at least make men useful for something.

We carry the seed. We are fertilizers. We are the worker bees, baby.

[Xilizhra]

Actually, worker bees are all sterile females. You're the drones.

[Knickerus]

The Big Nothing wrote...
We carry the seed. We are fertilizers. We are the worker bees, baby.

*facepalm*

[The Big Nothing]

Xilizhra wrote...

Actually, worker bees are all sterile females. You're the drones.

Oh.

Still, soil is only as good as the seed it nourishes. Cups are useless if there is nothing to put in them.

[Xilizhra]

I'd start talking about how cells can be extracted from other parts of the body and be made reproductively viable somehow, but I don't remember the details and it'd be getting too in-depth for a one-line joke.

[The Big Nothing]

Xilizhra wrote...

Actually, worker bees are all sterile females. You're the drones.

This is interesting. I looked it up on wikipedia, and drones don't do anything productive but have sex. Oh, to live the life of a drone.

[The Big Nothing]

Xilizhra wrote...

I'd start talking about how cells can be extracted from other parts of the body and be made reproductively viable somehow, but I don't remember the details and it'd be getting too in-depth for a one-line joke.

This will result in an asari-like species--all women. Good god.
I don't want to live in a world of reality shows and tears anyway.

[Xilizhra]

The Big Nothing wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

I'd start talking about how cells can be extracted from other parts of the body and be made reproductively viable somehow, but I don't remember the details and it'd be getting too in-depth for a one-line joke.

This will result in an asari-like species--all women. Good god.
I don't want to live in a world of reality shows and tears anyway.

We just need to kill all of the Americans to get rid of the reality shows. Unfortunately, this includes me, but I'll gladly sacrifice myself to the cause.