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[The Big Nothing]

TheBestclass wrote...

The Big Nothing needs to get his worker bee self back to work instead of playing videogames.

I'm a drone, homie.

[Badpie]

The "coitus" timeline has officially made this thread fun.

[didymos1120]

didymos1120 wrote...

The Big Nothing wrote...

I don't know about your Shepards, but mine doesn't wear protection.

"Is the kind of person we want protecting the galaxy?"

OK, I have to revise this:

"Is the kind of person we want impregnating the galaxy?"

[thatguy212]

didymos1120 wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

The Big Nothing wrote...

I don't know about your Shepards, but mine doesn't wear protection.

"Is the kind of person we want protecting the galaxy?"

OK, I have to revise this:

"Is the kind of person we want impregnating the galaxy?"

yes because if they were using protection they couldn't impregnate the galaxy

[luakel]

OK, sorry to try and bring logic into a silly thread, but if Ash was somehow impregnated by Shep on the way to Ilos... the baby should've been born more than a year before ME2. So unless Ash is mad because she's having to support a one-year old child on a Gunnery Chief's salary while Shepard's gallivanting around and not being dead or paying child support, having a kid wouldn't be a good reason for how she acts on Horizon.

On second thought, rereading that, maybe it would be. Man, Shepard's a jerk. <_<

And it's not like pregnancy is the only thing that can cause mood swings like what we see from Kaidashley. Maybe they both just regressed into puberty?

Modifié par luakel, 03 janvier 2011 - 09:31 .

[The Big Nothing]

didymos1120 wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

The Big Nothing wrote...

I don't know about your Shepards, but mine doesn't wear protection.

"Is the kind of person we want protecting the galaxy?"

OK, I have to revise this:

"Is the kind of person we want impregnating the galaxy?"

My Shepard may be the only one who didn't decline the mating request on Tuchanka. Love is love.

[The Big Nothing]

luakel wrote...

OK, sorry to try and bring logic into a silly thread, but if Ash was somehow impregnated by Shep on the way to Ilos... the baby should've been born more than a year before ME2. So unless Ash is mad because she's having to support a one-year old child on a Gunnery Chief's salary while Shepard's gallavanting around and not being dead or paying child support, having a kid wouldn't be a good reason for how she acts on Horizon.

On second thought, rereading that, maybe it would be. Man, Shepard's a jerk. <_<

And it's not like pregnancy is the only thing that can cause mood swings like what we see from Kaidashley. Maybe they both just regressed into puberty?

As was previously stated, we do not know the potency of Shep Juice™. Maybe it takes longer to cook.

[Melindil]

The Big Nothing wrote...

As was previously stated, we do not know the potency of Shep Juice™. Maybe it takes longer to cook.

I feel like this warrants experimentation.

[Sashimi_taco]

I really don't think she would be sent on a mission in the terminus systems if she had a baby on her own.

[Angel-Shinkiro]

This thread is full of WIN!

[Mecha Tengu]

well this is at least better than tali fans speculating about quarian babies



*urgh*

[TheBestClass]

The Big Nothing wrote...

TheBestclass wrote...

The Big Nothing needs to get his worker bee self back to work instead of playing videogames.

I'm a drone, homie.

I know.

[luakel]

The Big Nothing wrote...
As was previously stated, we do not know the potency of Shep Juice™. Maybe it takes longer to cook.

Wouldn't Ashley be freaking the hell out about how she's been pregnant for two years straight, or how she became pregnant with a baby from someone who's dead? Somehow you'd think that'd be a bigger topic for discussion on Horizon than blah blah presence of a god blah blah Cerberus traitor.

Mecha Tengu wrote...

well this is at least better than tali fans speculating about quarian babies

*urgh*

Just wait, if Shepard can impregnate Ash from the grave, that makes a pregnant Tali even more likely.

[Bogsnot1]

You are assuming that Shep fires live rounds outside of combat.

[Nightwriter]

The Big Nothing wrote...

You don't make any sense.

Here is a timeline:

                                                          (Years)
0                                                              1                                                            2
                  |--Ashley's Pregnancy--|            
|--|Coitus|--|Shepard's Death|--|--|--|--|--|--|--|--|--|Shepard's Resurrection|--|

Oh my gawd. He made, like, a timeline. And it looks... coherent.

And you said "coitus" instead of "awesome Shep love baby makin' time"... also surprising... now I am all unbalanced and don't know what to make of you... you could be Mordin or Han Olar, I just don't know...

[Melindil]

Bogsnot1 wrote...

You are assuming that Shep fires live rounds outside of combat.

I don't think someone like Shepard fires blanks.  Ever.

[TexasToast712]

Xilizhra wrote...

The odds are that Ashley, given her situation and not being a moron, is on birth control anyway.

I find it odd that Ashley, being a woman of God was willing to have unwed sex with her Commander. This coupled with the fact that most Christians I know dont support birth control OR unwed sex, it would be more reasonable to think that she does NOT use birth control if she is really as religious as she says she is. Just throwing that out there. Not trying to start a religious war thread.

[Mecha Tengu]

TexasToast712 wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

The odds are that Ashley, given her situation and not being a moron, is on birth control anyway.

I find it odd that Ashley, being a woman of God was willing to have unwed sex with her Commander. This coupled with the fact that most Christians I know dont support birth control OR unwed sex, it would be more reasonable to think that she does NOT use birth control if she is really as religious as she says she is. Just throwing that out there. Not trying to start a religious war thread.

believes in god shes just not a hardcore catholic. Who waits for sex after marriage?

like jews eating pork or shiks cutting their hair. No one cares anymore

Modifié par Mecha Tengu, 03 janvier 2011 - 09:57 .

[jlb524]

*blinks*

[Zulu_DFA]

It's all simple. She had her monthlies that day on Horizon.

[The Big Nothing]

Melindil wrote...

Bogsnot1 wrote...

You are assuming that Shep fires live rounds outside of combat.

I don't think someone like Shepard fires blanks.  Ever.

All rounds are live rounds. The ovum looks like swiss cheese after Shepard's tadpoles get at it.

Ashley will give birth to a litter.

[TexasToast712]

Mecha Tengu wrote...

TexasToast712 wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

The odds are that Ashley, given her situation and not being a moron, is on birth control anyway.

I find it odd that Ashley, being a woman of God was willing to have unwed sex with her Commander. This coupled with the fact that most Christians I know dont support birth control OR unwed sex, it would be more reasonable to think that she does NOT use birth control if she is really as religious as she says she is. Just throwing that out there. Not trying to start a religious war thread.

believes in god shes just not a hardcore catholic. Who waits for sex after marriage?

like jews eating pork or shiks cutting their hair. No one cares anymore

Tell that to these Pentacostal people I used to go to a private school with, it was really a mood killer at that school.

[The Big Nothing]

Mecha Tengu wrote...

TexasToast712 wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

The odds are that Ashley, given her situation and not being a moron, is on birth control anyway.

I find it odd that Ashley, being a woman of God was willing to have unwed sex with her Commander. This coupled with the fact that most Christians I know dont support birth control OR unwed sex, it would be more reasonable to think that she does NOT use birth control if she is really as religious as she says she is. Just throwing that out there. Not trying to start a religious war thread.

believes in god shes just not a hardcore catholic. Who waits for sex after marriage?

like jews eating pork or shiks cutting their hair. No one cares anymore

If they don't eat bacon in heaven, I don't want to go there, anyway.

[008Zulu]

Maybe she thought it was ok to, not being her time of the month. So no chance of pregnancy, and no one would know they did it. Also, would have been one hell of a mood breaker to watch Shep and Ash fiddle around with prophylactics for 5 minutes.

[The Big Nothing]

008Zulu wrote...

Maybe she thought it was ok to, not being her time of the month. So no chance of pregnancy, and no one would know they did it. Also, would have been one hell of a mood breaker to watch Shep and Ash fiddle around with prophylactics for 5 minutes.

Exactly. Shepard just cranks up Stronger by Kanye and he's good to go. No foreplay.