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What if Ashley is with child?


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#101
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Vaenier wrote...

The Big Nothing wrote...

hamtyl07 wrote...

im just kind of waiting for annother abortion joke


Raw Element Zero exposure, it's the new coat-hanger.

Wait, but that is how Biotics are produced?


If they survive in utero exposure, yes. It's like the taint from Dragon Age, but it also powers technology.

#102
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Count Viceroy wrote...

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Here is a timeline:

                                                          (Years)
0                                                              1                                                            2
                  |--Ashley's Pregnancy--|            
|--|Coitus|--|Shepard's Death|--|--|--|--|--|--|--|--|--|Shepard's Resurrection|--|


So, from this informative timeline we can see that

- the sex lasted for ~2 months (straight)

- It took Shepard ~6 months to die of suffocation in space (hope he brought a deck of cards or something)

Shepard is a god.

Also, this thread is hilarious.


This post, Count Viceroy, made me literally laugh out loud. Thanks for being so entertaining. Posted Image

#103
didymos1120

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The Big Nothing wrote...
If they survive in utero exposure, yes.


No.  Or rather, only sometimes.  Much of the time, nothing much happens.  Sometimes, they eventually develop fun stuff like brain cancer.

#104
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In ME 3? After staying faithful to her in ME 2 (well, at least one Shep did) that would be....awkward. That Shep would subsequently drop whatever interest he had in her like a hot potatoe, etc.

#105
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lol - This thread....

#106
Spartas Husky

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Well then first I want a paternity test without that there is no further business regarding this issue :P


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I'd actually kind of like a little Sheperd child. Although I suppose he'd be a williams child really, considering they never married.

#108
Tiax Rules All

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...Deny that sh!t

#109
RinpocheSchnozberry

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*insert Maurey GIF with Commander Shepard "You're not the Dad!*

#110
hamtyl07

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The Big Nothing wrote...

Vaenier wrote...

The Big Nothing wrote...

hamtyl07 wrote...

im just kind of waiting for annother abortion joke


Raw Element Zero exposure, it's the new coat-hanger.

Wait, but that is how Biotics are produced?


If they survive in utero exposure, yes. It's like the taint from Dragon Age, but it also powers technology.


thank you guys just made my day