imported_beer wrote...
To people hoping Sebastian Vael is an LI.
Imagine the plight of the poor man named Sebastian Hanlon @ Bioware. Hasn't he been through enough already without also having to witness the crowing of countless wimmins boasting about how they nailed Seb?
The poor, poor man. Spare him a thought, won't you?
For some reason this was running around my brain all day. I kept imagining this:
....
Mr Laidlaw : You lost the bet Seb. A punishment of my choosing. Don't forget.
Mr Hanlon: *grumble*
Fast forward a year:
Mr Laidlaw: Now troops, here's the outline for the story structure. We've decided on a DLC to be shipped with the SE and purchasable by everyone else.
Mr Gaider: Oh! Nice. Tell us more.
Mr Laidlaw : Certainly....*censored stuff about the story*. Now the DLC. He's a prince. Exiled. Looking to revenge the deaths of his family. *stuff*. We've decided to make him a romance option.
Mr Gaider: Interesting. A DLC character who's romanceable? Any particular reason?
Mr Laidlaw: Oh. Well. I just though the fans deserved a treat. Here he is. *flips chart to show concept art of Seb* We call him Sebastian.
Mr Hanlon: Nooooooo!!!!!! *runs out of room screaming*
Mr Laidlaw: *evil laugh* *high fives Mr Gaider*
....
Okay, I had way too much thinking time today.
Modifié par Avilia, 14 février 2011 - 09:57 .