Shepard Lives wrote...
Could you please dig up the post you made yesterday about how the LIs should be? Because that was effing brilliant, and I think whenever someone complains about a LI you should just repost that.
Totally.
Alright guys. So just so we all know, here is the megalist of all that is wrong with the LIs.
If you want to add anything, feel free to! I'm open to edit.
Here,
I'm going to compile it in an easy simple form so we can always
re-reference what is entirely wrong about these characters! Take note,
Developers. For we are fans, and we know better despite any lack of
training or professional experience in design & writing. We may not
get paid for our opinions but boy do we have a lot of them and you
HAVE to pay attention to make this game better!
Merrill : Looks
like a little girl, her nose is weird, too short, sounds childish,
inexperienced, virginal, god another elf, WTF booobz. Perhaps if you
made her taller, gave her the face of Helen Mirren, and completely did
away with her nose? Also - no mention of her sexual past what so ever,
but it doesn't hurt to make her sexually aggressive and seem to know
exactly what she is doing without giving any prior history lest it wound
my pride, which is important because I am awesome.
Isabela: Her
boobs are too big, she's too fat, she needs pants, rewrite her as a nun
because being a pirate nun would be awesome, less flirtation, less
****ty, less female. Give her no boobs, make sure she's thin as a stick
because she's a rogue. Take my word for it. Olive Oil was HAWT. There's a
reason why Popeye wanted to TAP THAT.
Fenris: Beiber
hair? White hair? Anime bishie? OMG, really? And he looks SO gay. And an
elf. And tattoos. Because I cannot stand comparing my appearance to a
fantasy character, therefore feel very inadequate when women online that
I don't know are busier fawning and appreciating a fantasy character as
opposed to MY favorite LI / ME who they SHOULD fawn over, I would
prefer you just get rid of him all together or replace him with an
unnattractive qunari.
Anders: Cannibalistic abomination
who wears a skirt and has a spirit inside him.... mmmm... okay. Because
ladies are still interested in him, I find him still threatening to my
favorite character and/or me and would recommend you make him look like a
sack of meat or at least a broodmother. That would be great.
Please.
Take these criticisms into account and be sure to make changes
accordingly. I know better because I am a fan, not because I know
anything about the future of the story or really much about these
characters at all.
I still know better because I am a fan.
kthnx kiss kiss xo xo





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