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This thread has taken a turn for the crazy awesome

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Noilly Prat wrote...
which involves a man who is in a relationship with a woman with an insect face.

They don't have a smiley that appears horrified enough for this.

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JL81 wrote...



the_one_54321 wrote...

Eclipse_9990 wrote...

the_one_54321 wrote...
Romances, friend. Having sex Tali, Liara, Garrus or Thane is godawful disgusting. Distrubing.

Oh... Tali was cute, and Liara was hot.. Your still crazy..

Liara has tenticles on her head. Tali has flipers for digits and reverse jointed legs.
They are freaking aliens. All of them. You people freak me out, seriously.


Well imagine those little blue tentacles on Liara's head... you can actually, you know... suck on them?
 
:D lol


Now I feel the urge to search through mass effect fanfiction to see if anyone had that.
DAMN YOU!

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Noilly Prat wrote...

I can see being grossed out by the alien love more so than the dwarf or elven love.  Dwarves and elves in Dragon Age are pretty much humans with a slightly different build and stature.  I say it's usually fine if a person has a certain type, but I can't see being disturbed by a person who dates someone who is taller or shorter or skinnier or stockier than they are.

That being said, I'm all about the alien love too.  If you find interspecies relations with the aliens of Mass Effect disgusting, I don't recommend reading a book like Perdido Street Station, which involves a man who is in a relationship with a woman with an insect face.


*eye twitch..* Must.. resist urge.. To look up book.. 

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GIVE IN TO THE DARK SIDE

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Noilly Prat wrote...

That being said, I'm all about the alien love too.  If you find interspecies relations with the aliens of Mass Effect disgusting, I don't recommend reading a book like Perdido Street Station, which involves a man who is in a relationship with a woman with an insect face.


That is just absolutely hilarious. ^^

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YOU HUMANS ARE ALL RACIST!

Though I agree guys. Get back on topic. Merril looks cute, there is something destinctive about the new elf look, but I'm sure Ill get used to it.

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But is she still hot?

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Eclipse_9990 wrote...

Noilly Prat wrote...

I can see being grossed out by the alien love more so than the dwarf or elven love.  Dwarves and elves in Dragon Age are pretty much humans with a slightly different build and stature.  I say it's usually fine if a person has a certain type, but I can't see being disturbed by a person who dates someone who is taller or shorter or skinnier or stockier than they are.

That being said, I'm all about the alien love too.  If you find interspecies relations with the aliens of Mass Effect disgusting, I don't recommend reading a book like Perdido Street Station, which involves a man who is in a relationship with a woman with an insect face.


*eye twitch..* Must.. resist urge.. To look up book.. 


Four words
District Nine Rule Thirty-four
:devil:

Modifié par Gavinthelocust, 11 janvier 2011 - 10:22 .


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Nice



niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

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Noilly Prat

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For the record, it's by China Miéville, and it's a good book.  ;)

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

But is she still hot?


Supposedly, she is.  Her body is mostly human looking.  Except red.

Pointy ears don't sound so bad now, do they?  :P

Modifié par Noilly Prat, 11 janvier 2011 - 10:25 .


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I see the thread has derailed into creepy town.

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Onyx Jaguar

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One man's creepy is another man's crazy sexy

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Gavinthelocust wrote...

Eclipse_9990 wrote...

Noilly Prat wrote...

I can see being grossed out by the alien love more so than the dwarf or elven love.  Dwarves and elves in Dragon Age are pretty much humans with a slightly different build and stature.  I say it's usually fine if a person has a certain type, but I can't see being disturbed by a person who dates someone who is taller or shorter or skinnier or stockier than they are.

That being said, I'm all about the alien love too.  If you find interspecies relations with the aliens of Mass Effect disgusting, I don't recommend reading a book like Perdido Street Station, which involves a man who is in a relationship with a woman with an insect face.


*eye twitch..* Must.. resist urge.. To look up book.. 


Four words
District Nine Rule Thirty-four
:devil:


I'd get with a prawn.. I approve.. 

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Atakuma wrote...

I see the thread has derailed into creepy town.


Around here that's normal.
Already two threads I've taken part in have been locked within the last three hours, I intend to take another :ph34r:

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Atakuma wrote...
I see the thread has derailed into creepy town.

But don't you remember, it started off creepy too. You know, that elf with the weird face?

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Let's stop talking about having sex with prawns but instead this new retcon of how elves would taste when properly cooked over a wood fire grill



They look lacking in meat, but they could just be quite lean and very tasty.



I hope we can grill Merrill in any variety of ways should the option come up

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Maria will devour your souls if this thread gets locked. It's true.

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But yeah... Back on topic(or an attempt too) I think Merills petite build is nice.. I've always kind of liked petite girls mostly because of how delicate they look.
Also I don't think Merill is that short.. It may be as Gaider says; Hawke and Carver was on a slight hill, and she looks shorter..

Modifié par Eclipse_9990, 11 janvier 2011 - 10:31 .


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Well she's human, that would be cannibalism. Merrill on the other hand would be quite socially appropriate, nay endorsed by the human citizens of this fair land

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Onyx Jaguar wrote...

Well she's human, that would be cannibalism. Merrill on the other hand would be quite socially appropriate, nay endorsed by the human citizens of this fair land


Er.. So now were talking about eating elves now? 
Yeah I'm starting to think this thread  is taking a turn for the worse.. 

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Awe, Merrill is adorable ^^ I am glad that the chest issue is just her tunic being a bit baggy though. Over all happy with this reveal it will be nice to have a non-crazy Dalish companion(not that I didn't appreciate Velanna).

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Eclipse_9990 wrote...

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

Well she's human, that would be cannibalism. Merrill on the other hand would be quite socially appropriate, nay endorsed by the human citizens of this fair land


Er.. So now were talking about eating elves now? 
Yeah I'm starting to think this thread  is taking a turn for the worse.. 


See, it is all as I planned.
Next I shall reap the Fenris thread :bandit:

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I feel sorry for that post being on this page in the thread



also i can't stop laughing, can't figure out why

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Darkwingduck wrote...

Awe, Merrill is adorable ^^ I am glad that the chest issue is just her tunic being a bit baggy though. Over all happy with this reveal it will be nice to have a non-crazy Dalish companion(not that I didn't appreciate Velanna).


Frankly I hope she's a little bit crazy.. It'l be fun having a crazy cute dalish girl threatening to kill everyone and everything.. 

Modifié par Eclipse_9990, 11 janvier 2011 - 10:38 .