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[DoNotIngest]

Somebody wrote...

bleetman wrote...

DoNotIngest wrote...

If Hawke's a woman, it explains the dual mysteries of 1) Where you stash your treasure and 2) Hawke's crotch bulge.

No, no, no. I may never be clean again. I hope you're pleased with yourself.

Then Mr. Ingest has succeeded. 

That I have, Somebody. That I have.

 
""I personally think Merrill's clan saw her as an outsider the moment she joined them (when she was 4);"



CAN YOU IMAGINE A FOUR-YEAR OLD MERRILL?  (no pedophile connotations intended)

So, it's decided then that the next Merrill fanart while feature an adorable mini-Merrill?"


That would be too precious, my eyes would explode  Just like the head of whoever would get pedophile pleasure out of a mini-Merrill image.


And that move, that's... That's quite the hemmorrhaging. Glad I can't mod Merrill for the blood mage tree on a 360!

[Torax]

Which spell in Merrill's tree causes it. Or do they spec her blood to do the emote?

[ydaraishy]

Ouch. Blood mages must heal well?

[DoNotIngest]

bleetman wrote...

I guess we might as well stop hoping for the pitter patter of tiny half-elf feet, then.

Merrill doesn't do the shove-your-gigantic-treelimb-through-your-gut move, so keep hoping! Besides, any responsible Male Hawke would forbid blood magic during pregnancy. Seriously, I'm pretty sure it would be a non-issue

[ydaraishy]

bleetman wrote...

I guess we might as well stop hoping for the pitter patter of tiny half-elf feet, then.

No half-elves. Offspring of elf and human is always human.

[halokitty]

I vote Lady Hawke, please! And dual-wield Rogue if possible!

[Zjarcal]

DoNotIngest wrote...
And that move, that's... That's quite the hemmorrhaging. Glad I can't mod Merrill for the blood mage tree on a 360!

You don't need to mod. The animation is part of the vanilla game, hence also on the 360.

Torax wrote...

Which spell in Merrill's tree causes it. Or do they spec her blood to do the emote?

Wounds of the Past.

DoNotIngest wrote...

bleetman wrote...

I guess we might as well stop hoping for the pitter patter of tiny half-elf feet, then.

Merrill doesn't do the shove-your-gigantic-treelimb-through-your-gut move, so keep hoping!

As I said earlier, yes she does. On vanilla DA2, no mods needed.

Reposting this as exhibit A...

Modifié par Zjarcal, 11 avril 2011 - 12:06 .

[bleetman]

DoNotIngest wrote...

Merrill doesn't do the shove-your-gigantic-treelimb-through-your-gut move, so keep hoping! Besides, any responsible Male Hawke would forbid blood magic during pregnancy. Seriously, I'm pretty sure it would be a non-issue.

I was thinking more of the damage caused by ramming six feet of wood through the abdomen on a regular basis making it impossible in future. Just how good is magical healing supposed to be, anyway?

Zjarcal wrote...

Torax wrote...

Which spell in Merrill's tree causes it. Or do they spec her blood to do the emote?

Wounds of the Past.

Damnit. I wanted to crack a joke about that spell adding plenty of wounds of the present too, but my mind's drawing a blank.

Actually, that'll do.

Modifié par bleetman, 11 avril 2011 - 12:11 .

[mesmerizedish]

DoNotIngest wrote...

CAN YOU IMAGINE A FOUR-YEAR OLD MERRILL?  (no pedophile connotations intended)

So, it's decided then that the next Merrill fanart while feature an adorable mini-Merrill?"


That would be too precious, my eyes would explode  Just like the head of whoever would get pedophile pleasure out of a mini-Merrill image.

Maria posted an adorable baby-fic in the Isabela thread that featured in a supporting role a mini-Merrill. If you're nice, maybe she'll find the link again and post it for you guise.

[DoNotIngest]

"No half-elves. Offspring of elf and human is always human."

DoNotIngest wrote...

Blackout62 wrote...

DoNotIngest wrote...

EDIT: Half elves are only considered human? But I thought they just *were*, essentially, human? In that case, that isn't so bad. Now I can just pretend Hawke's father's father's father fell in love with the First of another Dalish clan camped near Lothering  Voila! Excuse for Elven child, found!

Ignoring the geneological clustercuss, Three quarters elf? That child would either be creepy as, well Fenriel, or a perfection of mixed race genetics appropriate of a fine South American actor/model.

It would be 1/3 elf Garrett + full elf Merrill. Name: Merritt

*AHEM.*


Merrill knows how much Hawke cares about her, so she never uses Wounds of the Past. At least, that's how my playthroughs work

[DoNotIngest]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

DoNotIngest wrote...

CAN YOU IMAGINE A FOUR-YEAR OLD MERRILL?  (no pedophile connotations intended)

So, it's decided then that the next Merrill fanart while feature an adorable mini-Merrill?"


That would be too precious, my eyes would explode  Just like the head of whoever would get pedophile pleasure out of a mini-Merrill image.

Maria posted an adorable baby-fic in the Isabela thread that featured in a supporting role a mini-Merrill. If you're nice, maybe she'll find the link again and post it for you guise.

 Maria, I'll give you pies and cookies and sex toys and... What was the other one?

[bleetman]

Books.

(I have no idea why I remembered that either)

Modifié par bleetman, 11 avril 2011 - 12:15 .

[Maria Caliban]

DoNotIngest wrote...

Merrill knows how much Hawke cares about her, so she never uses Wounds of the Past. At least, that's how my playthroughs work

Merrill knows how much Hawke cares about her, so she never uses Wounds of the Past while Hawke is looking. However, Hawke is a two-handed warrior who is often in the thick of battle. She also spec'ced Berserker and Reaver, so she's often in a frenzied red-rage.

Practically speaking, Merrill uses wounds quite often.

Modifié par Maria Caliban, 11 avril 2011 - 12:19 .

[Zjarcal]

DoNotIngest wrote...

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

DoNotIngest wrote...

CAN YOU IMAGINE A FOUR-YEAR OLD MERRILL?  (no pedophile connotations intended)

So, it's decided then that the next Merrill fanart while feature an adorable mini-Merrill?"


That would be too precious, my eyes would explode  Just like the head of whoever would get pedophile pleasure out of a mini-Merrill image.

Maria posted an adorable baby-fic in the Isabela thread that featured in a supporting role a mini-Merrill. If you're nice, maybe she'll find the link again and post it for you guise.

 Maria, I'll give you pies and cookies and sex toys and... What was the other one?

I'm gonna guess it's this one...

http://social.biowar...004/171#6828192

[DoNotIngest]

Maria Caliban wrote...

DoNotIngest wrote...

Merrill knows how much Hawke cares about her, so she never uses Wounds of the Past. At least, that's how my playthroughs work

Merrill knows how much Hawke cares about her, so she never uses Wounds of the Past while Hawke is looking. However, Hawke is a two-handed warrior who is often in the thick of battle. She also spec'ced Berserker and Reaver, so she's often in a frenzied red-rage.

Practically speaking, Merrill uses wounds quite often.

My Hawke is always getting bonked on the head for staring at Merrill during battle  I r explain anehthin!

[mesmerizedish]

I'm a little uncomfortable with other people giving Maria sex toys. But, I have a new Merrill, this time in silver.



[EDIT] And it was brownies, not cookies. Sheesh.

Modifié par ishmaeltheforsaken, 11 avril 2011 - 12:26 .

[XX55XX]

Just finished editing my m!Hawke/Merrill fanfic on FF.net. There are still some typos I need to fix, but, here's the first chapter.

[DoNotIngest]

That's a kewl Merrill, Ish. Whatever you'd call that front piece looks so soft...


So now I can't give people sex toys and I can't tell brownies from cookies? Thanks a lot



EDIT: Will check out that fanfic.

Modifié par DoNotIngest, 11 avril 2011 - 12:33 .

[ydaraishy]

DoNotIngest wrote...

"No half-elves. Offspring of elf and human is always human."

DoNotIngest wrote...

Blackout62 wrote...

DoNotIngest wrote...

EDIT: Half elves are only considered human? But I thought they just *were*, essentially, human? In that case, that isn't so bad. Now I can just pretend Hawke's father's father's father fell in love with the First of another Dalish clan camped near Lothering  Voila! Excuse for Elven child, found!

Ignoring the geneological clustercuss, Three quarters elf? That child would either be creepy as, well Fenriel, or a perfection of mixed race genetics appropriate of a fine South American actor/model.

It would be 1/3 elf Garrett + full elf Merrill. Name: Merritt

*AHEM.*

Eh? It's lore. No half-elves. Anyone want to quote the Maker^W^WGaider at me that suggests otherwise (because I'd be interested if this weren't the case)?

[XX55XX]

I'm writing the second chapter right now. There's not a whole lot of Merrill in the first chapter (most Oghren/Hawke/templar action), but I hope to weave Merrill in eventually.

[Emperor Iaius I]

edit: nevermind, it's been covered.

Modifié par Emperor Iaius I, 11 avril 2011 - 12:54 .

[T huffin and puffin]

Zjarcal wrote...

DoNotIngest wrote...

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

DoNotIngest wrote...

CAN YOU IMAGINE A FOUR-YEAR OLD MERRILL?  (no pedophile connotations intended)

So, it's decided then that the next Merrill fanart while feature an adorable mini-Merrill?"


That would be too precious, my eyes would explode  Just like the head of whoever would get pedophile pleasure out of a mini-Merrill image.

Maria posted an adorable baby-fic in the Isabela thread that featured in a supporting role a mini-Merrill. If you're nice, maybe she'll find the link again and post it for you guise.

 Maria, I'll give you pies and cookies and sex toys and... What was the other one?

I'm gonna guess it's this one...

http://social.biowar...004/171#6828192

I just died.

[EDIT] You must read this fanfic^^^. MUST.

Modifié par T huffin and puffin, 11 avril 2011 - 12:56 .

[T huffin and puffin]

XX55XX wrote...

Just finished editing my m!Hawke/Merrill fanfic on FF.net. There are still some typos I need to fix, but, here's the first chapter.

Another great fanfic. But the thought of an amputee Merrill...oh my.

[DoNotIngest]

T huffin and puffin wrote...

XX55XX wrote...

Just finished editing my m!Hawke/Merrill fanfic on FF.net. There are still some typos I need to fix, but, here's the first chapter.

Another great fanfic. But the thought of an amputee Merrill...oh my.

Now I don't wanna read it!



Lore. What use is Lore? Lore comes from the same people who took away Merrill's scarf in her new armour! Lore is for those without imagination! 

[T huffin and puffin]

Only thought! The author alludes to- well, you just have to read it!