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[Mr.House]

Maria Caliban wrote...
Well, I hope these scenarios only involve Isabela. Isabela dressed up at Merrill with fake ears, at the worst.

Thank you for that image Maria.

[hoorayforicecream]

Maria Caliban wrote...

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

TheBlackBaron wrote...

I love how your stream-of-conciousness posts generally end with hot sex. 

I do confess that I enjoy hot sex. Many scenarios end with it in my head.

Well, I hope these scenarios only involve Isabela. Isabela dressed up at Merrill with fake ears, at the worst.

Ah, the old "cleansing her taint from the eluvian" scenario.

[mesmerizedish]

Maria Caliban wrote...

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

I do confess that I enjoy hot sex. Many scenarios end with it in my head.

Well, I hope these scenarios only involve Isabela. Isabela dressed up as Merrill with fake ears, at the worst.

You don't approve of hot sex with Merrill?

[Maria Caliban]

Eluvian does sound a bit dirty, doesn't it?

"Oh, I was so up in her eluvian last night."

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

You don't approve of hot sex with Merrill?

Hot sex with Merrill is fine. Thinking about hot sex with Merrill is demeaning, however. You need to follow the Emperor's example and only think about having hot sex with Isabela.

Modifié par Maria Caliban, 27 avril 2011 - 06:25 .

[mesmerizedish]

Maria Caliban wrote...

Eluvian does sound a bit dirty, doesn't it?

"Oh, I was so up in her eluvian last night."

It's the things your lips and tongue do as you say it... so very sensual.

[hoorayforicecream]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...

Eluvian does sound a bit dirty, doesn't it?

"Oh, I was so up in her eluvian last night."

It's the things your lips and tongue do as you say it... so very sensual.

Didn't anyone tell you that it's rude to talk with your mouth full?

Maria Caliban wrote...

Hot sex with Merrill is fine. Thinking about hot sex with Merrill is demeaning, however. You need to follow the Emperor's example and only think about having hot sex with Isabela.

Way ahead of you there.

Modifié par hoorayforicecream, 27 avril 2011 - 06:30 .

[mesmerizedish]

Maria Caliban wrote...

Hot sex with Merrill is fine. Thinking about hot sex with Merrill is demeaning, however. You need to follow the Emperor's example and only think about having hot sex with Isabela.

That's what I thought you were getting at, but I forgot I was talking about mind!scenarios.

[mesmerizedish]

hoorayforicecream wrote...

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...

Eluvian does sound a bit dirty, doesn't it?

"Oh, I was so up in her eluvian last night."

It's the things your lips and tongue do as you say it... so very sensual.

Didn't anyone tell you that it's rude to talk with your mouth full?

hoorayforicecream, you are positively scandalous

[Mr.House]

Maria Caliban wrote...

Hot sex with Merrill is fine. Thinking about hot sex with Merrill is demeaning, however. You need to follow the Emperor's example and only think about having hot sex with Isabela.

Not breaking that example for sure

I mean that's a good example to follow:unsure:

Modifié par Mr.House, 27 avril 2011 - 06:56 .

[hoorayforicecream]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...
hoorayforicecream, you are positively scandalous

It's just good manners. I know I'd certainly be uncomfortable if someone tried to speak while tasting my cupcakes.

[mesmerizedish]

hoorayforicecream wrote...

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...
hoorayforicecream, you are positively scandalous

It's just good manners. I know I'd certainly be uncomfortable if someone tried to speak while tasting my cupcakes.

Anything goes when I'm sharing my cupcakes. Well, not anything. But talking is certainly on the list of things that go.

Modifié par ishmaeltheforsaken, 27 avril 2011 - 07:13 .

[hoorayforicecream]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

hoorayforicecream wrote...

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...
hoorayforicecream, you are positively scandalous

It's just good manners. I know I'd certainly be uncomfortable if someone tried to speak while tasting my cupcakes.

Anything goes when I'm sharing my cupcakes. Well, not anything. But talking is certainly on the list of things that go.

Doesn't that just get crumbs everywhere? 

[mesmerizedish]

hoorayforicecream wrote...

Doesn't that just get crumbs everywhere? 

If I'm feeling especially dominatrixy, I'll make the talker lick the crumbs up.

[Esbatty]

A guy oversleeps to the point of movie theaters closing on him and he finds he missed out on Hot Merrill Sex and cupcake innuendos. *sad Batty*

[TheBlackBaron]

Esbatty wrote...

A guy oversleeps to the point of movie theaters closing on him and he finds he missed out on Hot Merrill Sex and cupcake innuendos. *sad Batty*

There's still a chance to get in on the hot Merrill sex involving cupcakes, though. 

[mesmerizedish]

I don't know... Isabela already left and Merrill's locked the kitchen door. We're baking alone.

[Mr.House]

Esbatty wrote...

A guy oversleeps to the point of movie theaters closing on him and he finds he missed out on Hot Merrill Sex and cupcake innuendos. *sad Batty*

D:

[Maria Caliban]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

We're baking alone.

[mesmerizedish]

Go back to sleep and stop twisting my words into cruelties

[Mr.House]

Poor Merrill.

[TheBlackBaron]

Maria Caliban wrote...

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

We're baking alone.

I seem to be going through keyboards at an alarming rate. 

[Esbatty]

TheBlackBaron wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

We're baking alone.

*snip*

I seem to be going through keyboards at an alarming rate. 

Spill proof keyboard serah. That way if they get wet you can easily wipe 'em off.

[TheBlackBaron]

Esbatty wrote...
Spill proof keyboard serah. That way if they get wet you can easily wipe 'em off.

...The whistling at the end makes me suspicious. There's an innuendo in there somewhere. 

SOMEWHERE!

[mesmerizedish]

TheBlackBaron wrote...

Esbatty wrote...
Spill proof keyboard serah. That way if they get wet you can easily wipe 'em off.

...The whistling at the end makes me suspicious. There's an innuendo in there somewhere. 

SOMEWHERE!

It helps if you think about wiping away the wetness with your tongue. Raspiness optional.

[TheBlackBaron]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

TheBlackBaron wrote...

Esbatty wrote...
Spill proof keyboard serah. That way if they get wet you can easily wipe 'em off.

...The whistling at the end makes me suspicious. There's an innuendo in there somewhere. 

SOMEWHERE!

It helps if you think about wiping away the wetness with your tongue. Raspiness optional.

Only if the spill is of a feminine nature. I'll pass when it's self-induced.