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#13301
mesmerizedish

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Maria Caliban wrote...

I'm actually glad that the 'dat X,' 'dem Y' never crept over from ME into DA II.

That said, dem ears. Yes, I want to nibble on them just to see what it would be like.


Was that ever used in reference to anyone but Tali?

But yes. Dem ears. I've always liked elfy ears.

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ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...

I'm actually glad that the 'dat X,' 'dem Y' never crept over from ME into DA II.

That said, dem ears. Yes, I want to nibble on them just to see what it would be like.


Was that ever used in reference to anyone but Tali?

But yes. Dem ears. I've always liked elfy ears.


'DEM HIPS' is Tali. 

'DAT ASS' is Miranda. 

I've also heard 'DAT SUPPORT' for FemShep. 

#13303
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DAT CHEST is Jacob or.. alien lizard guy. I forget.

hoorayforicecream wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...

I'm actually glad that the 'dat X,' 'dem Y' never crept over from ME into DA II.

That said, dem ears. Yes, I want to nibble on them just to see what it would be like.

In a word... "waxy".

Soy sauce fixes everything?

Modifié par Maria Caliban, 01 mai 2011 - 12:39 .


#13304
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Maria Caliban wrote...

DAT CHEST is Jacob or.. alien lizard guy. I forget.

hoorayforicecream wrote...

In a word... "waxy".

Soy sauce fixes everything?


I'd go with something a bit thicker and stronger to cover up the texture. Ranch dressing or bbq sauce. Given that it's Merrill we're talking about sampling, I'd probably opt for a smoky bbq sauce, with more than a splash of honey.

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Vinegar, tastes great and is actually really good at getting rid of ear wax.

Modifié par Blackout62, 01 mai 2011 - 12:56 .


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Maria Caliban

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I imagine elf is gamey. If humans are beef, dalish are venison. I think something strong and fruity would be good. Like mango or blackberry chutney with a red wine.

Modifié par Maria Caliban, 01 mai 2011 - 01:02 .


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Maria Caliban wrote...
I'm actually glad that the 'dat X,' 'dem Y' never crept over from ME into DA II. 


You must not browse other forums much.

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Other forums are terrifying places filled with racial slurs, enormous comedy signatures and complaining. And then complaining about the amount of complaining, and then people complain about that.

And I'm realising I've now started complaining about the complaining of complaints regarding the amount of complaining. I feel a midlife crisis coming on.

Merrill, or something.

Modifié par bleetman, 01 mai 2011 - 01:23 .


#13309
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Merrill's mid-life crisis. There's another springboard for Monday.

#13310
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bleetman wrote...
And then complaining about the amount of complaining, and then people complain about that


How is that different from these forums?

Or the rest of the internet?

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Hawke and Merrill makin' babies, I shall be writing that soon. Because.

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Esbatty wrote...

Hawke and Merrill makin' babies, I shall be writing that soon. Because.



Tastefully. TASTEFULLY, DAMN YOU!


I was having my computer fixed. Constant exposure to Merrillthread melted its internal components.

#13313
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DoNotIngest wrote...

Esbatty wrote...

Hawke and Merrill makin' babies, I shall be writing that soon. Because.



Tastefully. TASTEFULLY, DAMN YOU!


I was having my computer fixed. Constant exposure to Merrillthread melted its internal components.

When have I NOT treated sex in a tasteful manner?

...

Okay let me rephrase that, when have I NOT treated sex in my fanfics in a tasteful manner? (Much better.)

#13314
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You heard me. There better not be any ponies, either.

Ponies. What this thread needs is...

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Modifié par DoNotIngest, 01 mai 2011 - 05:28 .


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That looks more like young halla than pony.

Merrill disapproves.

#13316
DoNotIngest

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It's a direpony. Notice the demonic horns? And the pointy ears; it was in the process of shapeshifting to a foul Merrill-likeness when I threw the holy hand grenade down it's throat.

No ****.

#13317
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DoNotIngest wrote...
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That is a deer, what does that have to do with ponies?

#13318
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DoNotIngest wrote...

You heard me. There better not be any ponies, either.

Dammit people, stop stifling my perverse creativity!Posted Image

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did I just pop in to a discussion on cannibalism of elves, humans, and other races?

#13320
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Nope, we're putting that off till Tuesday.

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Bible Doctor wrote...

DoNotIngest wrote...
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That is a deer, what does that have to do with ponies?



Read before you post Posted Image


Cannibalism? I wish it were so.

#13322
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#13323
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Is it just me, or is there a sadly large amount of people in this thread who don't think Merrill's innocent? What, is it impossible to be sheltered?

All these nipples and such have been making me sad. And link-wary.

#13324
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Esbatty wrote...

DoNotIngest wrote...

You heard me. There better not be any ponies, either.

Dammit people, stop stifling my perverse creativity!Posted Image


Our stifling will not be enough to overcome the Herd. The Fifth Fleet cannot stand against the firepower of this fully armed and operational battlestation.

Welcome, my son, to the machine. 























Not that I'm welcoming you - I'm running for my life from the ponies here. 

#13325
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DoNotIngest wrote...
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What your little bit about 'direponies'?

I think your posting a picture of a deer out of ignorance of species is a more acceptable and believable answer to my question.