Aye, Merrill has tainted the series and the genre beyond reprieve; Maybe even the industry. Also, there was a side article in the paper this morning speculating on the possibility that Merrill assassinated JFK. Merrill, Merrill, Merrill... What have you done?
Merrill - She's a Keeper!
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#13852
Posté 15 mai 2011 - 07:41
mesmerizedish
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Gives a new meaning to the "magic bullet."
#13853
Posté 15 mai 2011 - 08:01
TheBlackBaron
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Merrill was the reason Adam and Eve got kicked out of Eden.
#13854
Posté 15 mai 2011 - 01:49
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Merrill caused the current recession as well.
Various companies went bankrupt trying to create a RL Merrill.
All failed and collapsed as a result.
CURSE YOU WELSH ELF BLOOD MAGE!
Various companies went bankrupt trying to create a RL Merrill.
All failed and collapsed as a result.
CURSE YOU WELSH ELF BLOOD MAGE!
#13855
Posté 15 mai 2011 - 02:37
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Zjarcal wrote...
bleetman wrote...
ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...
Just wait. She'll be a secret companion on some backwater world in ME3.
Tali'll remove her helmet at long last, and it'll be Merrill underneath.
Actually, I can't decide if that'd be awesome or awful. A little of both, perhaps.
I can help you decide...
wow thats scary and cool at the same time....
#13856
Posté 15 mai 2011 - 02:38
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Cyakura wrote...
Waooo Merrill topics.. I am so deleting DA2 from my PC after Tuesday, and whether you all believe it or not it is all cause of this freaking stupid Merrill.. Never ever had an issue with a game like with DA2 just cause of Merrill.. I will be keeping and eye out to see if patch comes out where in Act 3 will be able to get rid of her or not, that will decide whether I will continue playing , ofcourse after I played W 2 for a while:) Best of Luck Merrill lovers:)
wow whats that all about? if you don't like her don't do her quest and such.
#13857
Posté 15 mai 2011 - 03:20
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Don't feed the trollchristrek1982 wrote...
Cyakura wrote...
Waooo Merrill topics.. I am so deleting DA2 from my PC after Tuesday, and whether you all believe it or not it is all cause of this freaking stupid Merrill.. Never ever had an issue with a game like with DA2 just cause of Merrill.. I will be keeping and eye out to see if patch comes out where in Act 3 will be able to get rid of her or not, that will decide whether I will continue playing , ofcourse after I played W 2 for a while:) Best of Luck Merrill lovers:)
wow whats that all about? if you don't like her don't do her quest and such.
#13858
Posté 15 mai 2011 - 03:30
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See, people have trouble with that. Those little sparkling troll eyes are just too much sometimes... Can we at least tickle his chin?
Oooh, now I'm imagining Merrill accidentally killing JFK with a blender. Juicy.
ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...
Gives a new meaning to the "magic bullet."
Oooh, now I'm imagining Merrill accidentally killing JFK with a blender. Juicy.
#13859
Posté 15 mai 2011 - 05:19
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Zjarcal wrote...
I can help you decide...
*snip*
Well, crap. As if my FemShep wasn't lusting over Tali enough as it is
#13860
Posté 15 mai 2011 - 09:46
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DoNotIngest wrote...
Aye, Merrill has tainted the series and the genre beyond reprieve; Maybe even the industry. Also, there was a side article in the paper this morning speculating on the possibility that Merrill assassinated JFK. Merrill, Merrill, Merrill... What have you done?
*Imagines Merrill standing in the grassy knowl using keeper magic to send-*
No wait the Kennedy assassination is one of the few things my mind won't make light of.
*Imagines Merrill using blood magic to make Jack Ruby shoot Lee Harvey Oswald*
There it is.
#13861
Posté 16 mai 2011 - 12:31
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Well, at least we have other wholesome, accepting companions we can place our trust in, like Fenris and Anders to help offset Merrill the Monster.
#13862
Posté 16 mai 2011 - 02:30
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Luke did not use the force to blow up the first Death Star.
The Merrill guided him.
Constantine did not see Chi-Rho in the sky.
He saw Merrill.
Anthony was not enchanted by Cleopatra.
He was enchanted with Merrill.
An Apple did not just fall on top of Sir Isaac Newton.
Merrill dropped it from the tree as she frolicked in it.
Merrill is actually a time traveling foe of Dr. Who, who added herself into DA2 to aid her, in her plot to take over the universe.
The Merrill guided him.
Constantine did not see Chi-Rho in the sky.
He saw Merrill.
Anthony was not enchanted by Cleopatra.
He was enchanted with Merrill.
An Apple did not just fall on top of Sir Isaac Newton.
Merrill dropped it from the tree as she frolicked in it.
Merrill is actually a time traveling foe of Dr. Who, who added herself into DA2 to aid her, in her plot to take over the universe.
#13863
Posté 16 mai 2011 - 03:03
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Neil Armstrong was not the first person on the moon or came up with the "One small step" line.
Merrill was in fact already present on the surface and told him to say the line before he set foot on the moon.
300 Spartans didn't face the Persians a Thermopylae.
Merrill was around to make the fight fair.
King George III only talked to trees because he thought it was something Merrill would do.
The girl Einstein was talking about in his simplified theory of relativity was Merrill.
Merrill was in fact already present on the surface and told him to say the line before he set foot on the moon.
300 Spartans didn't face the Persians a Thermopylae.
Merrill was around to make the fight fair.
King George III only talked to trees because he thought it was something Merrill would do.
The girl Einstein was talking about in his simplified theory of relativity was Merrill.
#13864
Posté 16 mai 2011 - 03:09
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The Devil did not tempt Adam and Eve.
They saw Merrill eating all the fruit and wanted some too.
God tried punishing Merrill too, but lost in a 9 round Frolic-fest.
He cursed the devil though for laughing at him.
They saw Merrill eating all the fruit and wanted some too.
God tried punishing Merrill too, but lost in a 9 round Frolic-fest.
He cursed the devil though for laughing at him.
#13865
Posté 16 mai 2011 - 03:16
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are all Merrill
#13866
Posté 16 mai 2011 - 03:34
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I bet if I stayed in this thread for more than 1 post every few pages I'd actually have a lot of fun. Or go insane. No wait, I'm already insane.
#13867
Posté 16 mai 2011 - 04:18
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Apparently my multi-vitamin barrel I bought from Costco was actually a cannister of crazy pills. Thats the only explanation for the nonsense going on here.
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Merrill's lingerie makes the pain go away!
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Merrill's lingerie makes the pain go away!
#13868
Posté 16 mai 2011 - 06:19
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Esbatty wrote...
Apparently my multi-vitamin barrel I bought from Costco was actually a cannister of crazy pills. Thats the only explanation for the nonsense going on here.
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Merrill's lingerie makes the pain go away!
Baron Approves +25
#13869
Posté 16 mai 2011 - 06:24
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For some reason I want to see Merrill in the Slave Leia costume from ROTJ.
Merrill: Why am I wearing this, Hawke? There is quite a bit of chain.
Hawke: Isabela knew a couple of smugglers hiding out in Mos Eisley. She got this in trade.
Merrill: I think Fenris would object to the chains.
Hawke: Shhh, my little halla. You won't be wearing them for long.
Merrill: Why am I wearing this, Hawke? There is quite a bit of chain.
Hawke: Isabela knew a couple of smugglers hiding out in Mos Eisley. She got this in trade.
Merrill: I think Fenris would object to the chains.
Hawke: Shhh, my little halla. You won't be wearing them for long.
#13870
Posté 16 mai 2011 - 06:34
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#13871
Posté 16 mai 2011 - 06:40
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You're just lucky I have a thing for Leandra...Upsettingshorts wrote...
Fenris is already slave Leia, sorry.
#13872
Posté 16 mai 2011 - 07:15
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Esbatty wrote...
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Shame there isn't more work on there.
Modifié par Bible Doctor, 16 mai 2011 - 07:15 .
#13873
Posté 16 mai 2011 - 08:29
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Esbatty wrote...
Excellent piece of work!
#13874
Posté 16 mai 2011 - 08:35
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One is away for a few days and suddenly Merrill is (sarcastically) made a monster off and used in Chuck Norris like jokes, things gets crazy fast around here.
Nice, even though she appears so sad
Esbatty wrote...
Apparently my multi-vitamin barrel I bought from Costco was actually a cannister of crazy pills. Thats the only explanation for the nonsense going on here.
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Merrill's lingerie makes the pain go away!
Nice, even though she appears so sad
#13875
Posté 16 mai 2011 - 10:20
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The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...
I bet if I stayed in this thread for more than 1 post every few pages I'd actually have a lot of fun. Or go insane. No wait, I'm already insane.
Ah well bring on the fun and good times then
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