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[christrek1982]

Esbatty wrote...

Apparently my multi-vitamin barrel I bought from Costco was actually a cannister of crazy pills. Thats the only explanation for the nonsense going on here.

...

Merrill's lingerie makes the pain go away!

Another grate pic thanks for posting

[OcAirlines]

Fieryeel wrote...

If you flirted enough with Merrill in act 2, she may come to your house eventually in act 3.

And that's just what happened .

[lionalio87]

Maybe I should try to romance her with male Hawke. She is a great nuker but I cannot understand her mind. Is she an evil inside or just try to protect herself? I should make her answer more in my romance with her

[Pariah Culexus]

lionalio87 wrote...

Maybe I should try to romance her with male Hawke. She is a great nuker but I cannot understand her mind. Is she an evil inside or just try to protect herself? I should make her answer more in my romance with her

Evil how? because or her bloodmagic or ...?

She does not see Bloodmagic as being anything other another type of magic, albiet one that is more dangerous to use than most (whether she is right or not I suppose is a matter of opinion, I agree with her though many does not), she does not use its mind-controling effect and shows that she is apalled by the use of blood by soneone unvilling.

If it is her demon bargain thing, she deals with the demon because she believes he can help her restore the Eluvian, which as an ancient elven artefact is very important her, and even then she is the only one in real danger from the demon... and Marethari but that is hardly Merrill's fault.

Modifié par Pariah Culexus, 16 mai 2011 - 05:51 .

[DoNotIngest]

It is said that the Bible was once named Chuck Norris and Friends; This is true, and before being reconfigured, it contained all of the Chuck-Norris-Did-This lines that we see today. However, the name Chuck Norris was superimposed over the name Merrill; For Chuck Norris is immortal, and has followed Merrill through history claiming credit for her accomplishments.


*Ahem*


Merrill is nearly as evil as the blackberry pie she loves.

[Paraxial]

DoNotIngest wrote...

It is said that the Bible was once named Chuck Norris and Friends.

Chuck Norris is a bible thumping idiot.

So how bout' Merrill, I hear she's cute amirite?

[mesmerizedish]

Bible Doctor wrote...

Chuck Norris is a bible thumping idiot.

So how bout' Merrill, I hear she's cute amirite?

You are. And don't think I've forgotten how cute she is. I wrote something for today, but I got sidetracked by modding, so it's still a first-draft. But it just needs polish, and then I'll post it.

[Paraxial]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...
but I got sidetracked

Story of my life.

[Pariah Culexus]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Bible Doctor wrote...

Chuck Norris is a bible thumping idiot.

So how bout' Merrill, I hear she's cute amirite?

You are. And don't think I've forgotten how cute she is. I wrote something for today, but I got sidetracked by modding, so it's still a first-draft. But it just needs polish, and then I'll post it.

Hope you can get it polishd so we can give it a look

[Esbatty]

"Of all the places in Ferelden for you to chose for us to live," Hawke spoke with a tinge of exasperation in her voice.

"What? Whats wrong with it, Hawke? Its the Brecellian Forest. Sure it lacks the brown you're so used to from Lothering but - that - Lothering isn't..."

"Its okay, Merrill. That was a long time ago, besides I'm not upset about the forest - itself. Just, ugh, nevermind."

"Just what? Its beautiful here. I grew up here with Mahariel and Tamlen. Sure its a bit spooky but so was Sundermount. Least they don't share the same spider problem."

"SPIDERS, WHERE?! Oh... uhh, no. I meant the Tree, the Talking Tree, specifically I'm perturbed by the incessant rhyming that it does."

"Oh? I don't see whats wrong with it, lethallin. It did compliment your armor."

"No, not a compliment, Merrill. It harassed me."

"'Watch the skies, I fear, for rust. So it not tarnish thy lovely bust.'" Merrill repeated in a sing-song manner.

"See, it oogled my - couplets."

Merrill stifled a giggle as she continued to setup their tent, "Hawke, make sure to unpack the rainskins so we don't wake up to a leaky tent."

"That damn tree is full of-"

A sudden peal of thunder rent the relative stillness of their meager camp.

"I'll get the skins."

Merrill turned and sweetly smiled up at the Champion, "Love you, too."

Modifié par Esbatty, 17 mai 2011 - 06:39 .

[mesmerizedish]

'Batty, I love you. Platonically, you understand. But I want you to know. You're my favorite Texan, bar none.

[TheBlackBaron]

Oh man, the Poet Tree.

"'Watch the skies, I fear, for rust. So it not tarnish thy lovely bust.'"

This is the greatest line in the history of everything.

[Blackout62]

Esbatty wrote..

"See, it oogled my - couplets."

*Looks up "oogled"... and "couplets"*

Wait Esbatty are you writing a male rogue Hawke learned in the arts of poetry and other dramatics? Damnit that was my idea.

*Throws out months worth of fanfiction and burns it in an effigy to pipe dreams*

Modifié par Blackout62, 17 mai 2011 - 07:23 .

[mesmerizedish]

No, 'Batty wrote a Lady Hawke. I was surprised. Happily so. I guess this is karma for me writing dudeHawke.

[Esbatty]

Blackout62 wrote...

Esbatty wrote..

"See, it oogled my - couplets."

*Looks up "oogled"... and "couplets"*

Wait Esbatty are you writing a male rogue Hawke learned in the arts of poetry and other dramatics? Damnit that was my idea.

Esbatty wrote...

"Of all the places in Ferelden for you to chose for us to live," Hawke spoke with a tinge of exasperation in her voice.

Established in the first line, Speedy McReader.

*Throws out months worth of fanfiction and burns it in an effigy to pipe dreams*

LMFAO

Modifié par Esbatty, 17 mai 2011 - 07:33 .

[TEWR]

Esbatty you so crazy

[Esbatty]

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

Esbatty you so crazy

The Rhyming Tree was cool with my male wardens, but the moment it met my City Elf Female Warden there was a predatory undertone I did not care for.

[TEWR]

you saw Vaughn in the tree didn't you? In all that hard wood?

[TheBlackBaron]

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

you saw Vaughn in the tree didn't you? In all that hard wood?

Vaughn voices the Poet Tree? 

...Hey guys, since Boulton voices M!Hawke and Xenon the Antiquarian, what if somebody wrote a fic shipping Merrill/Xenon? 

[TEWR]

no but he was playing a Female City Elf, who would've been subject to Vaughn's whims because Vaughn enjoyed raping elven women.


He said the Grand Oak gave his Female CE a predatory tone of voice.

So I just said that he saw Vaughn in the tree.

Also about the Merrill/Xenon:

[TEWR]

I knew that was what the link was!!

[Pariah Culexus]

That damned poet tree, just standing there and ruining everything with it rhyming... rhymes...

Nce read.

[Niulus Kriyk]

Well, just got DA2 last week and romancing none other than Merrill! (New to the DA part of the forums) God, she is just like Tali.

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

YungD815 wrote...

Well, just got DA2 last week and romancing none other than Merrill! (New to the DA part of the forums) God, she is just like Tali.

Except for the whole blood magic thing.