imported_beer wrote...
Beerfish wrote...
Thus my wild guess that the usual BioWare hero (played by all of us) will get a real surprise when he romances her into the sack (like all past BioWare heros have done) only to find out the next morning that they are offically married under ancient Dalish law.
I am imagining a confusing cutscene before that.
PC: T's cold in my tent. Would you like to ...heat it up.
Merrill: ...Like with a fireball?
PC: Did I ever tell you they call me MAGIC HAWKE. Want to find out why? [Raises eyebrow]
Merrill: Pfft. But you aren't even a mage?!
PC: [Desperate] *Grabs crotch and does eyebrow waggle.*
Merrill: OH WAIT! I KNOW THIS ONE!! MICHAEL JACKSON??
PC: [Commits suicide] *Critical Mission Failure*
This is what I am seeing
Thanks for the great laughs !!





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