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Okay You are on Earth when Reapers Invade


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#26
Emperor Mars

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Travel along the dimholt road to the paths of the dead to summon an army more deadly than any that walks this earth......or hide...that works too.

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matt-bassist

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steal a boat, load it up with beer and women and drugs, and sail that mother straight at the reaper fleet, while drinking beer, snorting coke and banging some hot ****es. thats how i would go out

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just have enjoyable sex as many as you can. you will die anyway.

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Encarmine

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matt-bassist wrote...

steal a boat, load it up with beer and women and drugs, and sail that mother straight at the reaper fleet, while drinking beer, snorting coke and banging some hot ****es. thats how i would go out


can i come too??

will bring own women, drugs and beer of course!Posted Image

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atheelogos

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Surrender.

#32
GnusmasTHX

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Walk into an open field and start eating the grass like a cow. Maybe they'll think I'm a cow.

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I'd celebrate. Life under the Reapers can't be any worse than life under Labour or the Conservatives/Lib Dems!! All i'd ask of the Reapers before turning me into genetic paste, is that they vapourise ever politician on the planet first and let me watch - and some popcorn.

Modifié par GHOST OF FRUITY, 12 janvier 2011 - 07:29 .


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Pooping ones pants would be the first thing. Having a big meal and pooping my pants again would be the second thing... Hoping that Reapers don't like people who have pooped their pants would be the third thing.... If I couldn't poop my pants I would probably pee myself. Gotta have all the angles covered you know!

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GnusmasTHX wrote...

Walk into an open field and start eating the grass like a cow. Maybe they'll think I'm a cow.






HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH....I believe that this was the best post I have ever seen, anywhere, ever. Holy crap you don't know  how hard that made me laugh.

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Gleym

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Tell everyone it finally happened. The Old Ones have returned!

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Encarmine

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Kane-Corr wrote...

GnusmasTHX wrote...

Walk into an open field and start eating the grass like a cow. Maybe they'll think I'm a cow.






HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH....I believe that this was the best post I have ever seen, anywhere, ever. Holy crap you don't know  how hard that made me laugh.



hahahaha, you know when somone cracks a joke, and some other persons laugh makes you laugh.. your the internet version lmao!Posted Image

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1. get in a whole so deep they won't find me
2. study the art of multiverse tech.
3. assemble Godzilla, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, the Expendables, Triple H, 1st and 2nd season of Autobots from the 1980's transformers, Christopher Lee, Sean Conry, Batman, the 1st 11 Kamen riders from the 70's-80's, Duke Nukem, Kratos, The Rock, Bruce Cambell, and Samuel L. Jackson.
4. Tell the reapers to blow me when they see this.


You just won 12 internets.

what do you mean I won 12 internets?

#39
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I'd be found standing very still in Madame Tusades.

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PHub88

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I have a few nifty guns. I would hang out in the basement and fire up the stairwell anytime I heard a Collector coming or Husk or something.

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Evilenzo

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I would shoot my loved ones with my pistol (saving a bullet for me) and then go joining whatever form of resistance i could find!



Or I would join Lee337 in the museum!

#42
Drowsy0106

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Chew ass and kick bubblegum, then hail a nearby reaper and ask him to take me to their leader.

#43
Encarmine

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haha we all know why they invaded London first, the Brits dont own weapons.



If they invaded America, well, i imagine many people incuding their grandmas would go down in a hail of bullets.



I swear i have seen a video of a 80somthing year old woman firing an RPG in that country haha



The reapers arnt stupid enough to set foot in downtown LA either

#44
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I'd hide in a cave

#45
Fromyou

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I mean it works for osama

#46
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Bogsnot1 wrote...

Veen130 wrote...

Tell everyone to run to the awsome little country, New Zealand. So small the Reapers wont even notice it =D


Watch this first;


Then this;


Not to mention the Reapers would totally find out about New Zealand by tapping into the extranet and watching youtube clips like these and of course Flight of the Conchords.

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Before or after the south koreans destroy them with goliaths and battle cruisers? The reapers obviously didnt researched enough before invading earth. pff

#48
desonnac00

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*Dismiss THIS... BABY!*



...or run for my life- whatever

#49
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Ulzeraj wrote...

Before or after the south koreans destroy them with goliaths and battle cruisers? The reapers obviously didnt researched enough before invading earth. pff


AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! can't stop laughing:P

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Fromyou wrote...

Okay you aer on Earth when the Reapers invade what do you do :alien:


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Modifié par Merchant2006, 12 janvier 2011 - 10:12 .