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#51
The Smoking Man

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Merchant2006 wrote...

Fromyou wrote...

Okay you aer on Earth when the Reapers invade what do you do :alien:


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#52
Sir Ulrich Von Lichenstien

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RethenX wrote...

Wake up, complain about earth quakes, say hi to my girlfriends son who says he was "shooting aliens". I then leave the house, hit my foot on his freaking tricycle, and get the news paper on the lawn. I look to my left, I see my neighbors pointing at something. I look to my right, and see the mail man and a dude looking intently at something. I then lower my news paper, seeing Reapers destroying my town. Looks like they really did travel a billion light years to start a fight.


*hands RethenX a cigar to smoke when the fat lady sings* ;)

GnusmasTHX wrote..
Walk into an open field and start eating the grass like a cow. Maybe they'll think I'm a cow.

That'll only work if you act like a shifty looking cow, otherwise they'll just turn you into a Big Mac with Fries :P ;)

As for what I'd do, probably put a request in for that 200 year classic (actually kind of spooky if ME3 IS set in 2187 as then it really would be 200 years old :P )"It's the end of the world as we know it!" by REM :D then settle down for another session of 'N7: Medal of Duty' on single player due to the servers all being down due to Reaper interuption and wondering if the devs of the game would ever consider doing an expansion pack for the game where the player gets to take on the enemy that has invaded Earth IF we survive :P

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Mhm...what do I do? Not a hard decision: "All hail to my new masters!" :devil:

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I'll pack my stuff and will go living somewhere around Chernobyl in hopes they'll think the region's useless for their genetic pasta fests. But... I guess not. Guess I'll go with the FFFFUUUUU variant.

Modifié par NewMessageN00b, 12 janvier 2011 - 10:53 .


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I'll probably die a horrible, horrible death.

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chris2365

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Wonder what made God so furious to send Reapers to attack earth

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Gongon11

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I would look at the V's already here then look at the reapers and say "Saw that coming" and continue on with my day while the V's tell the reapers they are of peace...ALWAYS

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I would dismiss the hell out of them.  And their luggage claims too.

patocerda wrote...

I could almost assure you someone would do this, for the sake of it:

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Looks like Steven Heck.

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I suppose i would unleash the "Army od Darkness" to kick some Reaper asses ..

Klata,Verata, N..*cough*

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Do you mean as I am now? Or if I was militant and on Earth? If you mean as I am now freakout and get underground first, then after the shooting stops sneak out to get a better defensible spot if I don’t have that and then go about finding people and putting together an army. If I was militant then I’d be already armed and shooting things sense if I was militant I’d already have a boss telling me orders and so unless he’s killed I can’t exactly just do my own thing. Sniper guy was on his own because I’m sure his buddy and or unit was killed therefore getting rid of his has to fallow orders and freeing him up to hide and defend where he choose to.






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Apply for a job @ BioWare.

:bandit:

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First thing I do is avoid London and Europe entirely.

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patocerda wrote...

I could almost assure you someone would do this, for the sake of it:

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Earth's first line of defense...

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Wait a minute, I know this joke. Crawl under a table, put your hands behind your head, then put you head between your knees and kiss your *ss goodbye.

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I would just dismiss that claim and go about my normal activities.

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raynbow

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chop it's **** off and fly it into the sun like a boss.

cuz that's what shepard is a boss and if that doesn't work send naked miranda out to hypnotize them with her ass while everyone goes to a remote place

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I'd hide in a hole under a carpet like Saddam Hussein in the middle of nowhere. Or something.

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I'd board one with a fire team and destroy it's core, then make sure it lands on another one for a double kill.



it's heavy risk... but the priiize...

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In that world, I'm already a marine in the System's Alliance so, I bet they'll have me doing something.

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I would just walk down the streets of England with my shotgun, playing the Iron Man theme song on my I-pod on continuous loop. If I see an enemy I'll just charge towards them, and try to kill with the Shotty ;). If I die, it should be quick and heroic.

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Sorry double post.

Modifié par Zazarok, 13 janvier 2011 - 12:01 .


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play this out of my car, yell forth a rally cry to my fellow humans, and die well, for today is a good day to die..

:D

dont really fancy being impaled on a dragons tooth, or similer

Modifié par Encarmine, 13 janvier 2011 - 12:27 .


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Get to the top of big ben and eat some popcorn.

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RethenX wrote...

Wake up, complain about earth quakes, say hi to my girlfriends son who says he was "shooting aliens". I then leave the house, hit my foot on his freaking tricycle, and get the news paper on the lawn. I look to my left, I see my neighbors pointing at something. I look to my right, and see the mail man and a dude looking intently at something. I then lower my news paper, seeing Reapers destroying my town. Looks like they really did travel a billion light years to start a fight.


I lol'd!

#75
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id go to madagascar.