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Okay You are on Earth when Reapers Invade


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#76
Wojtek the Soldier Bear

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wolfsite wrote...

"Hey....... no one is guarding the Lexus dealership"


Lexus? Tsk. I live in Southern California, so I'm headed straight for the Pagani dealership. :bandit:

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saracen16

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Fromyou wrote...

Okay you aer on Earth when the Reapers invade what do you do :alien:


I always knew it would end like this. I'll take out my katana and pistol, and shoot and hack at every husk that comes in my way until there's no more of them... or no more of me.

#78
Minister of Sound

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Cry about it like a little **** and hug my handmade Jacob Taylor doll.

#79
nubbers666

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flip the reapers off and go on doing what ever it was i was doing lol

#80
E_rik

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Head out to a jungle, cover myself in thick fur and roll around in my own feces. Hope they think I'm a monkey.

Or, if I can't get to a jungle; I'd have a boxing match with some husks. >=D

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originalgamer89

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summon cthulhu my lord and master to ravage the oncoming reaper hord while chanting Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn inbetween mad laugh as the univerce is devoured in maddeness and pain or as some of us call it monday!

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******.

#83
CaribbeanCLANK

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The Reapers probably never heard of the island I live on so I think I will be safe. But if things get rough, I would go to work....they would never find me there.:P

Modifié par CaribbeanCLANK, 26 juin 2011 - 11:15 .


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Llama11

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*looks up*

"Took you long enough, eh? Now end this madness we call the human race!!"

Modifié par Llama11, 27 juin 2011 - 01:14 .


#85
Yakko77

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I'll sick my space hamster on them. We're saved!!!!

#86
MattDratt

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Id check twitter's trending topics for jokes

#87
Zamnil Blackaxe

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Run around in a circle panicking like a little girl.

Then death, horrible, violent death.

#88
Chuvvy

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Find comfort in the sweet harmonies of Mr. Jeff Lynne.

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Fromyou wrote...

Okay you aer on Earth when the Reapers invade what do you do :alien:


Honestly?  Probably die :(

#90
sartt

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Fly off to a Asteroid and push it into the Mass Relay.

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DarkDrewski316

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for me its got to be to go and start looting expensive stuff and going underound for the durtion nad traying a subterranian life and if that doesnt work then go out fightin

#92
Dave666

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Is there a reason why this wasn't posted in the ME:3 Forum?

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lloyd87

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Make sure the council know that we have new neighbours and that they are paying their taxes

goddamn alien freeloaders!

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I'm pledging service to the Reapers. Our true evolutionB)