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will shepard find jesus?


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Kingcopper1

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we know ashley worships and adores christ the child, but what about commander shepard

does he praise jesus? could he and will he? maybe in me3 it can be possible to beat reapers with faith in God, ashley think so i think so G

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InvaderErl

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The Batarian prophet IS Jesus.

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DarthCaine

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I read "will shepard fight jesus?" ...



Either way GTFO

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Gibb_Shepard

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lol

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Jarek_Cousland

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I WILL COME DOWN ON YOU WITH THE POWER AND VENGEANCE SO RIGHTEOUS AND PURE IT COULD ONLY BE FROM THE LORD AND SAVIOR GGGGGAAAAAAWWWWWWWDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111









*Massive Reaper facepalm. Organic life gets wiped from the Galaxy*

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rabidhanar

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lol

INB4DaLock

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marshalleck

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Shepard IS Jesus, complete with resurrection.

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The Interloper

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marshalleck wrote...

Shepard IS Jesus, complete with resurrection.


No, Shepard is Jesus's replacement in Christianity. In the future, people will cry "praise Shepard!"

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InvaderErl

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I see this taking a very Life of Brian sort of turn.

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Onyx Jaguar

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He better find Jesus or else Jack Burton won't be able to pay his dues

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InvaderErl

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Onyx Jaguar wrote...

He better find Jesus or else Jack Burton won't be able to pay his dues


Now I want Lo Pan leading the Reapers in 3.

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Onyx Jaguar

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If Lo Pan's resurrection isn't the reason why the Reapers are invading then I will refuse to buy anything from Bioware again.



Also I hope there is a Reaper that's superpower is that it sucks in gas to get bigger. Because that's like an awesome superpower

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thegreateski

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Not likely. Jesus has been dead for hundreds of years. Besides, Shepard has more important things to do then grave robbing.

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Onyx Jaguar

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That didn't stop Lo Pan from kicking ass

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InvaderErl

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Onyx Jaguar wrote...

If Lo Pan's resurrection isn't the reason why the Reapers are invading then I will refuse to buy anything from Bioware again.


So the Reapers are trying to stop Lo Pan? Is Harbinger actually Egg Shen? Because that would make me side with the Reapers.

Modifié par InvaderErl, 16 janvier 2011 - 03:10 .


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Onyx Jaguar

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Damnit, we should have kept the smoothie machine in ME 2. As we all know that Egg Shen makes great potions that practically make you invincible. But if you go all Paragon in ME 2 you will not be able to see things no one else can see, or do things that no one else can do.

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thegreateski

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Ah yes, Lo Pan. The world's first "shooper".



He doesn't even have to charge his laser.

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InvaderErl

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That's true and without that how are we going to stop Lo Pan from marrying Tali AND Liara.

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Onyx Jaguar

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We're just gonna have to let him sacrifice one before we can get the drop



It will be like Virmire, except better

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thegreateski

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It would appear that Lo Pan has hijacked this thread.

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Ah yes, "Jesus". We have dismissed that claim.

Modifié par Bennyjammin79, 16 janvier 2011 - 03:15 .


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InvaderErl

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Onyx Jaguar

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thegreateski wrote...

It would appear that Lo Pan has hijacked this thread.


Just like Jack's truck

that sneaker ****er

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William Adama

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Lock this down before the atheists come out of the wood works...

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InvaderErl

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Onyx Jaguar wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

It would appear that Lo Pan has hijacked this thread.


Just like Jack's truck

that sneaker ****er


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